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You have no idea how much i love you right this minute for saying those words. I love it when some one is able to see and recognize a fine sexy talented brother.Welcome to NAIRALAND.

swazzydown_____ i soo want to meet you! my evil, i mean[b] precious [/b] TWIN!

hey dbanj201, still waiting on that answer

clearly stated! luv ya girl!

i hope it's just a phase as u said girl. i really do hope you find someone! all the best!

@dbanj201, ok, so you didn't exactly state what techniques you used(or even the actual words you used). I'm a bit curious. And what exactly do you end up doing with all those numbers collected on a daily bases? you can't possibly be in love with all the women whose numbers you get can you? so yeah! satisfy my curiosity!

bye twinny, i'll talk to you some other time. for now, keep your hands off my FAZY

now i am begining to think we're some kind of twins(ignore the fact that we don't look alike). cos it's like all i want,you want or even have already. Now will you leave my lil ziggy alone you evil twin

did u say arms? check well and see, i'm pretty sure you're in the arms of a stanger not my[b] FAZY's[/b]

u're listening to his recorded voice, i hear the real sexy voice first thing in the morning and last thing at night
emmm, i can take FAZE but i must fight for 2-face until all hope is lost ,which by the way will be.............NEVER!

c'mon you all, that's my pet name for ziggy and should be used by me and me alone just kidding.
@ ziggy, baby girl, see how much love you're getting already. see how lovely this land is?? we love u!

ooooooh! poor you

what's up zig & zag? cool name by the way, wonder what it means though! I'm already your friend and as my first friendly gesture, i'll call you ziggy, a pet name from a friend to a friend. Hi ziggy

..........yeah and it's also dangerous to  the health of both smokers and non smokers!

@ queen 2 I tell u girl! i felt so sorry for her(stella), they gave her real wahala. I love that patience woman. she sure does play the role of an Igbo mother quite well.

nope! they are two different people, did i confuse you girly, i'm sowwwy

@ good guy, she's trying to make you get the point just incase you were............slow, so do you get it now??
i'm just kidding. don't take that seriously

that's my girl right there, i know you got my back! tell it to them loud and clear!

@chigurl, hey girl, welcome to Nairaland! you're among friends here so go on and lay your burden on us, we'll share it with you and give you the best advice (to the best of our ability and knowldge) and help you get through your problems.Concerning your question, i know what it must feel like. It should be really heart beaking but as seun said, don't limit your self to dating just black men and/or Nigerians. Expand your horizons, date whatever colour of man so long as he shows you real love and treats you good, i know i would! it's rather unfortunate though that all the Nigerian guys you've met have been pains but i know there's still a lot of them who are the very meaning of the word gentle men, so still keep your heart open to loving a Nigerian because a person's skin colour dosen't neccesarily define their character. Take care girl!
@ diseny, haha, very funny!

i miss emmmmmmmmmmm
there's just so many of you that i miss
but where has showlankie been? scorpio girl, u know!
i still miss the rest of you all!

@ swazzy-kai! i don see pesin wey craze pass me! i give up . the ones(nigerian guys) i've met are still unromanitc to me. Maybe it's just me who is being too difficult to be pleased, _*thinks*, i didn't even think about that.  oh well!
@chillin-if we start our own, we'll be here forever

see? i wasn't sure if it was actually biodun or not too. but BIODUN, who cares what we think about you? you love yourself for who you are and that's all that matters. you're ok(if you care to know what i think)

swazzydown- (2-face is mine) that's all she says to me

i have seen that movie! what suspence! i haven't seen the part 3 though, but why did his character(DESMOND) have to kill STELLA? i was kind of hoping it was one of those dreams scene but apparently, it wasn't! i can't wait to know what finally happend, the guy(desmond's character) was just out of his mind in that movie, i completely detested his character. so what happend in the part 3 dearie?

but they should! some of us(girls) do!!!! Anyway, just English? tust me, i have used hausa, Yoruba and Igbo (ok, maybe i am exagerating a little bit ) but some just don't get it, it's kind of funny in a way! oh well!

chei this girl oh! you really are bent on taking my man away aren't you? and 50 gowns? what on earth are you going to do with 50 gowns ole    I was a mistake ni, mistake ko? he's just saying that to get you to.......(u know ) but wisen up girl, I'M HIS LAST STOP, ABI NA BUS STOP, INFACT, I AM HIS LAST PLANE STOP. Brown sugar?? girl, that name is too old. that's the name he used to call me when we were still in sec school,(beat that ) a lot of things have changed since then! anyway, i'll leave you to keep indulging in your fantasy. I have to go prepare his favourite dish and then give him the RED LIGHT SPECIAL! he just got back form the studio and looks really tired, but what am i there for?
come here fazy darling, don't mind this girly who wants to ruin our happy home
see, he says he dosen't even know you! hahahahahahaha
and about that house, fazy says 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT" and i believe my fazy

yes! i have listened to y'all and i accept the fact that I shouldn't have generalized, my bad! But honestly, the ones i have met, (esp my ex) were very very far from being romantic. It's like they don't even know what that word means or they probably do and just don't care. Oh well! but if i do come across one(a romanic Nigerian guy) in the nearest future, i'll definately let y'all know but for now, i am sticking to my answer as being ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

chillin:
heyyyyyy gurlzzz!! whatz goin on in hurr!!! havin gone tru u gurlz postz and tots u'v set before d throne!! kk 2 cut d case short!! i am d judge assigned to 2Face Idibiaz case!! kk soo y'all listen or read whatever u call it!! i proceeed!!!
concernin who 2Face Idibia belongz to and who hiz baby belongz to.uhmm this is surelly very difficult 4 everyone in hurr!! he either belongz 2 snazzy or ocho!!
whoaa!! my conclusion liesss hurr:
he belongs 2 snazzyy!! because thatz how itz ment 2 b... n' ocho...i'll look 4 sumone for you in d near future!! mayb uhmm i don't know mehn!! but we'll disscusss.i'll think about it!
once again y'all i'v made my speeshhh!! snazzzy... u can have your man!!
heyyy!!! did i juss hear sumone talkin back turr? i said i'v made my conclusionn...una no dey hearr!!!

NOOOOOOO, YOU DIDN'T!!!!

yee pka! I DON DIE!in my very before you're trying to snatch my fazy? fazy has got a lot of explaning to do. see us that planning to get married so soon!  scorpio and icing are you hearing this?? he's becoming unfaithful when we haven't even got married yet! chei! i don die! see watin i been dey fear, e don happen
As for you swazzy, girl, no be only butterss, na butter you go put untop that point what house are you talking about? oh! so that's where all his money has been going? little wonder each time i ask him for money he says he just bought something for his family. last week, it was his aunt, yesterday, it was his sister and today it was his dad, now i know! there is going to be a show down at IDIBIA'S residence. So  if you value your cute face, don't show it at my door step, infact, our(fazy and I) doorstep cos this is a war i have to fight to save my marraige( marraige wey never even happen )! and as for his unfaithfulness, i forgive him cos he's my sexy cute fazy and my pet name you ask?? he calls me........BABY LOVE, AFRICAN QUEEN, OCHO  ANGEL, HIS WORLD....... need i go on? so baby girl, give it up, you can't compete with all of that
(hahahahaha, i'm loving this and girl, you're funny!)

snazzydawn:
Girlzzzz!!!!hmmm,its 3 girls pregnant for 2face ooo!!!the third girl is emmmmm.meeee .Did you see the gown he bought for me from New York!!!!not some cheap gown from Portugal!!!and ohhhh!!!I mean the world to him!!!heheheheeee!!!!well,our baby has 2faces,you will see.Don't mind those other girls ooo!!!they are claimers ooo!!!They want to snatch my Inno from me .Na wa ooo!!! There can't be 3 queens in one Africa ooo!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

hahahahahahha.so very funny! oh wait , did u just call him your INNO? girl, you've crossed the line right there. He belongs to me, the boy is mine and about the queen issue, yeah! there's just me!

*_thinking* ...........NOTHING that i can really call romantic! Nigerian guys, shame on you!

i'm listening to myself say......BYE ICING, I'LL LOGGIN OUT SOON!