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RomanceHow To Ask A Nigerian Girl Out: 6 Hilarious Men's Ploys by ocloud81(op): 9:44pm On Jun 24, 2016
You'll be amazed what length Nigerian men will go just to convince a girl he's honest about his feelings towards her

1. Cinema date:

According to Charles, 24, he finally got approved by his current girlfriend after he invited her for a cinema date in Ikeja, Lagos last year. "It took me almost three weeks for her to even talk to me or agree to go anywhere with me. So when I suggested that we go watch 'London Has Fallen', she said yes."

2. Eatery date:

You will be surprised that some girls are yet to have that typical eatery date in Nigeria. Moses in Ogun state says, "Sola was giving me a difficult time hanging out with me. I decided to send her a food package from a popular eatery for like a week. After that, I asked her to follow me to one and the rest is history."


3. Call and Text messages:

Calling and texting is very important to girls. She wants you [men] to check on her whether at home or at work or even when she is travelling to another state by road. "I make sure I call my babe every day and sometimes at night to ask how was her day.

4. Send her money:

This is every Nigerian girl's dream guy. A guy who can just solve her problems even without her asking. In this Buhari era where money is scarce, a N2,000 - N50,000 transfer will be highly welcomed. "I swear, this works like magic. I have gotten 3 babes after sending them 10k each.



5. Carry her in your fully Air-conditioned car:

According to most students, this works perfectly with University girls. Because most Nigerian states are structured to allow students trek for long distances, a boyfriend with a ride can just win the hearts of most females.


6. Fill her car tank and generator with fuel:

Heaven Sent! A guy who can fill a car tank of the woman [he's asking out] is just heavenly sent! Talkless of also providing fuel for her generator at home, "trust me, she'll be the one inviting you over to her place.

Feel free to add your encounter.....

RomanceAsking A Naija Girl Out? 4 silly things Nigerian Men Say by ocloud81(op):
Ladies, have you ever been in a situation where he went on and on about that trip to Dubai where he got to watch the Formula One championship and even took a selfie with Lewis Hamilton?

1.) "Baby, I can give you whatever you need"

Nigerian men are quick to use their wealth to seduce women. Boasting about how much they’re worth or have, gives them confidence to approach any woman/girl they find attractive. It's silly but sometimes, it works!
2.) "Baby, I am the MD, DG, founder or creator of …"

Nigerian men sometimes believe telling a girl about their job position or description could win them a relationship or a one night stand. They think that when a girl knows they are employed or hold a top position in a company, it's easier for them to respect, love and accept them almost immediately.

3.) "Baby, what type of phone should I get for you?"

Some Nigerian men think when a lady sees them with the latest or trending phones, it becomes easier asking them out on dates . Imagine a guy flaunting an iPhone 7 right now!!??
4.) "Baby, can I take you to Dubai for shopping?"

Nigerian men are used to talking about their travel experiences as a means to win a chick! They don’t mind boasting about where they've been to or what they experienced in the countries they've travelled to just because they want the ladies to know they're also trendy or can afford luxurious trips should she agree to to date him.

Hmmm....

Feel free to add yours

Nairaland GeneralPlease Has Anyone Been Able To Register From Npower.gov.ng Site by ocloud81(op): 3:49pm On Jun 12, 2016
What am seeing in the site is rubbish
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Applications Open At 11.30PM June 11, What You Need To Know (videos) by ocloud81(m): 8:07am On Jun 12, 2016
SORRY!
If you are the owner of this website, please contact your hosting provider: webmaster@npower.gov.ng

It is possible you have reached this page because:

THIS IS WHAT I SEE FROM THE SITE THIS MORNING

What's going on?
BusinessWhere Can I Study The Following IT Program In Osun State? by ocloud81(op): 7:40am On Jun 12, 2016
My dearest NL, Where can i study the following IT program at Osun State
CISSP,CEH, PMP,PRINCE2,ITIL,CCNA,DBMS-OCp11g
please i need your information ASAP.
Thanks
RomanceMen Beware When A Girl Says "I Have More Male Friends Than Female" by ocloud81(op): 1:48pm On Apr 26, 2016
I have come to discover that mostly when a girl tells her guy that she has more male friends than female, the end of it's is that she is likely to be an olosho babe. What do you think guys?
RomanceNairaland Most Precious Queen - Post Your Pics To Defeat Her by ocloud81(op): 2:36pm On Apr 10, 2016
If you think you her pretty - please post your pics else you are ......huhhuh

RomanceRe: The Most Valuable Treasure On Earth Celebrate Her Birth Today by ocloud81(op): 1:57pm On Apr 10, 2016
chigoizie7:
Hmmmm?

Fork u
Join the Party 8:pm
RomanceRe: The Most Valuable Treasure On Earth Celebrate Her Birth Today by ocloud81(op): 1:56pm On Apr 10, 2016
chigoizie7:
Chai, this is my spec,
See as she dark and lovely.


Sweetheart happy belated birthday to u.


U are just gorgeous.


OP, where u from get dis beauty from? I hope not in naija,

because our naija babe's don finish all the bleaching cream wey dey for market.
She's just a treasure with no artificial attributes
RomanceRe: The Most Valuable Treasure On Earth Celebrate Her Birth Today by ocloud81(op): 1:54pm On Apr 10, 2016
chigoizie7:
Chai, this is my spec,
See as she dark and lovely.


Sweetheart happy belated birthday to u.


U are just gorgeous.
hummmmmmmmmm

and what next?
RomanceRe: The Most Valuable Treasure On Earth Celebrate Her Birth Today by ocloud81(op): 1:53pm On Apr 10, 2016
justified19:
that is d answer...
ok happy birthday to the
treasure dat is precious to anyone..
Thanks
RomanceRe: The Most Valuable Treasure On Earth Celebrate Her Birth Today by ocloud81(op): 1:52pm On Apr 10, 2016
Firstlieutenant:
Na man or woman be that?
Nah woman nah haba
RomanceRe: The Most Valuable Treasure On Earth Celebrate Her Birth Today by ocloud81(op): 1:48pm On Apr 10, 2016
BreadandBeans:
who be this??!! sad
She's a treasure that can be very precious to anyone.
RomanceRe: The Most Valuable Treasure On Earth Celebrate Her Birth Today by ocloud81(op): 1:46pm On Apr 10, 2016
halfricanadian:
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Happy birthday to her
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU
RomanceThe Most Valuable Treasure On Earth Celebrate Her Birth Today by ocloud81(op): 1:42pm On Apr 10, 2016
The most valuable treasure on earth celebrate her birth today. Hit like or share to wish her HBD.

RomanceRe: Which One Is Most Comfortable For You "Your Girl Dump Her Ex Or Her Ex Dump Her" by ocloud81(op): 1:33pm On Apr 10, 2016
lgboks:
let me give u an advice from my personal experience cool
Don't I repeat don't ever get jealous. Or feel insecure because her ex keeps bugging her... cherish her and love her....
Focus on your future
If she decides to be a part of that future she will do the needful to secure that spot.
If you spend your time focusing on her past ex or guys around her...and losse track nd focus on your future,u might end up like the ex...
Also bugging yourself about said ex will make u jealous and start treating her sum hw nd might end up hurting her...
Good luck
Good to here that, but don't you think it's better to keep her close?
RomanceRe: Which One Is Most Comfortable For You "Your Girl Dump Her Ex Or Her Ex Dump Her" by ocloud81(op): 1:30pm On Apr 10, 2016
thesicilian:
What's your business with your ex's life?
Have you ever fall a victim where you find out your gul is still meeting her ex?
RomanceWhich One Is Most Comfortable For You "Your Girl Dump Her Ex Or Her Ex Dump Her" by ocloud81(op): 1:19pm On Apr 10, 2016
I use to feel insecure when i find myself in a relationship where my girl happened to be the one to break the relationship with her ex. Most time i do not feel comfortable seeing that her ex-guy still disturb her somehow. What is your own opinion?
Christianity EtcRe: Let's Discuss About Indecent Dressing To Church by ocloud81(m): 1:10pm On Apr 10, 2016
Dis can not be church nah
PoliticsRe: #panamapapers: EFCC, Interpol To Go After Saraki, Mark, Others by ocloud81(m): 11:34am On Apr 10, 2016
Saraki has been trial and convicted by the host of heaven. Angel Micheal, Angel Gabriel, Angel Raphael and God were in attendance including Satan. i still continue to wounder who else will take his appeal when he was going about seeking court injunctions. Abi is it possible for him to appeal when God have already deliver his judgment? Cele un tun Saraki
CrimeDoctor Cut Parts From A Dead Body In Osogbo by ocloud81(op): 8:30am On Apr 08, 2016
A Doctor from one hospital in Bishop street Area of Osogbo at Olorunda LG was arrested yesterday for allegedly removing some vital part from a dead body in his hospital. Witness have it that the said victim was brought to the hospital about 1:00am for treatment and was admitted before she later died around 4:00am. Her children later came to see their mother but they were denied to see the dead woman. After a lot of argument, the Doctor later allowed them, but the whole hospital was crowded with people when the children of the dead woman raised alarm that some part of their mothers body has been secretly removed in the hospital. Police came to the scene and arrested the doctor and some other people in the neighborhood.
PoliticsRe: Before You Condemn PMB And Praise GEJ Concerning Fuel Scarcity, Note This by ocloud81(m): 10:18pm On Apr 07, 2016
In my personal opinion i believe what we are facing in Nigeria today is just a little sacrifice needed to make things right. And am not surprise if Nigerians prefer to choose GEJ administration to that of PMB because most Nigerians are the descendant of Philippines who prefer to spare the thief life's to nail jesus the savior.
CelebritiesRe: I Will Remain Single Or Marry A Whiteman- Toyin Aimakhu by ocloud81(m): 9:20pm On Apr 05, 2016
Toyin my sincere advise to you is that you go back to the school of marital affairs perhaps you could learn better then re-marry. Because i do not think your idea to marry a white man will be your solution instead i see it as your doom. A word is enough for the wise! [/b] [/color]
RomanceRe: Man Dies After Marathon Sexual Intercourse With Girlfriend In Her Room by ocloud81(m): 5:01pm On Sep 27, 2015
The man must have died of thunderbolt and not marathon sex.
Nairaland GeneralFloods Devastate Ondo Community After ten Years Of Theft From NDDC by ocloud81(op): 1:07pm On Sep 06, 2015
Water in Ayetoro, a community in Ilaje Local
Government Area (LGA), and on the Ondo State
coast, has already reached several feet high.
Residents are using boats and improvised rafts to
maneuver over what was, until recently, dry land.
Several have had to leave their homes and the lower floors of buildings have been abandoned to the rising tide. The flood comes despite a contract originally made in 2004 by the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) to build structures to protect the community from the ocean. The first contract was awarded to Gallet Nigeria Limited for N2.4 billion, with an initial mobilization payment of N650 million. No work was ever completed by Gallet Nigeria, according to numerous sources.
In 2009, the NDDC then re-awarded the contract to a second company, Dredging Atlantic Nigeria Limited, for N6.5 billion, of which N2.5 billion was reportedly paid for the mobilization fee.
But about six years later, hardly any work has been
done on the project, according to residents and
people familiar with the project.

RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Regret My Decision And Miss Out On What Is For Me. Pls Advice by ocloud81(m): 11:05am On Sep 06, 2015
I see you as a gold digger, When you were enjoying the wealth you didn't worked for with that ready made guy, u didn't ask for advise. Now a poor guy came your way, u want advise. God is testing you. Try not to fail.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Boss Asked Staff To Swear With A Charm" AFOSE" For Suspecting Them Of Stealing. by ocloud81(op): 9:14am On Aug 29, 2015
ajasa4link:
Hope this story is verified because this story sounds like someone trying to spoil this man's market o.
The story is real and verified.
RomanceRe: How I Caught Her Cheating. What Should I Do? by ocloud81(m): 8:35am On Aug 29, 2015
Op.. What are u waiting for. My gul just did the same last 9it and I caught her. We were in the room together and I was trying to rest, but suddenly I notice she was going out and coming in more than five times as if she was doing something at the kitchen. I got so curious that when she went out the last time, I quickly rushed up from where I was lying down and checked if her phone was inside, but I notice she went out with her phone and It was raining. I traced her to the kitchen and saw her receiving call. I was very angry that I asked her to leave my house at the moment. She started crying but I forced her to leave. Before she left I took her phone and was trying to know who she was on phone with, she started dragging the phone with me but I succeeded to get the number. I called the line and behold it was a man who told me he's with my guls parent discussing marriage right.
Nairaland GeneralBoss Asked Staff To Swear With A Charm" AFOSE" For Suspecting Them Of Stealing. by ocloud81(op): 6:57pm On Aug 28, 2015
Dapo Ogunwale who is the Director of Boorepo Supermaket located at Osogbo recently accused some of his staff of stealing without a clear evidence against them. After they denied the allegation. He brought out a Charm traditionally known as "AFOSE" which one of his son confirmed that his father hide's this charm in his office to bewitch customers to patronize his store and asked the accused staff to swear with it. Dapo Ogunwale is found of harassing his staff sexually and fire any staff who fail to upon her legs for him. This was the case with these staff he fired without pay after working for 40days. Please what do u think they should do?

Nairaland GeneralSee How Boss Asked Staff To Swear With AFOSE For Suspecting Them Of Stealing by ocloud81(op): 11:25am On Aug 28, 2015
Dapo Ogunwale who is the Director of Boorepo Supermaket located at Osogbo recently accused some of his staff of stealing without a clear evidence against them. After they denied the allegation. He brought out a Charm traditionally known as "AFOSE" which one of his son confirmed that his father hide's this charm in his office to bewitch customers to patronize his store and asked the accused staff to swear with it. Dapo Ogunwale is found of harassing his staff sexually and fire any staff who fail to upon her legs for him. This was the case with these staff he fired without pay after working for 40days. Please what do u think they should do?

BusinessRe: See How Much Telecom Tower Operators Spend Daily To Power BTS by ocloud81(m): 6:06am On Aug 24, 2015
All telecom providers should go to hell. Why are they complaining? Have they forgotten years back how they sold a SIM at exorbitant rate as high as 70k, 50k and 30k. Then Nigerians were blind flooded and they were making mush money. Now that we are wise that a SIM now cost 100# and they have lots of competitors, they are complaining. Is this another way to bamboozled us again? Pls telecom companies should just do their business and ignore sympathy because we know how mush you spend and how mush you make.

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