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This is a recycle joke. pronto. Cant claim credit for oda ppls joke. Pls look b4 u leap.
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Here goes the chief clown of n.l1, what is dry in this joke i wonder?
@ op. So ju nu. Ori won ti jabo ti pe.
Carry goes . Them jokes are bad to ras.klat.

I give credit when its due, i call it as i see it.
My credit goes to those that put inefforts all the tym, studio ,dani1, that kemisugar etc,
but not the stable of the vill.clowns.
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Aji a.sswipe, u are taking this your new found nuisance to anoda height. Anyway your gutter jokes got no mileage.
Slowspoke.Like u.

The problem with this section is simple the mods are in partnership with the clowns on display hence the arena is set for proper clowning.
But one day sha, one degedege day , them go wake or shop shop 4 them.

The two ronnies.
Damn.

Cant keep a good man down, from anihilating them in the politics section to gently lightenig the mood in this tired section full c.rappy jokes frm the clowns.
Ose jare gen. Buhari.may your days b long.
3 gbosa for your joke.

@Jamace, true talk.
How i wish that was one local govt. Chairman kill for non performance.

Jesus wept.

Nigerians need to be more active in who runs their affairs or else the system is approaching the abyss asit is. From local to state and federal. Jonathan will go down in history as a spineless head offfff state. Since becoming the head the insecurity alone has reached extra ordinary level.
look how long the jos massacre dragged on, during the election tym lots died, we lost our coppers For nothing, maiduguri, borno, kano ,not to mention the capital abuja.
Can some1 tell me that this head is of use to the body?

Dont understand the point of mod on this bloody joke section.
Infact the mod hve become the joke themselves.
Bin you try sha, this can only happ. this part of n.l
u are foool. Hejiot.

Give me a week to close all borders and collect all the bloodsuckers to the slaughter hse.
Odas will fall in line kia kia. Trust me.
How do u thing china operates.? U can only partake in vigillante only with red eye.

@Obioma u going to snatch that crown from someone this year. Uve really stepped up the anty. Gud one.
Hatersz gbaga for una head.ori yin ma jabo ni.

Does it take 3 yrs to tackle  the country security?
I can wait on some key capital projects, road, hospital etc but on state security, are u having a laugh'?

It is obvious to everyone that oga jonathan is actually out of his depth,@ point b and rest let call it by its name,this country is in need of quick surgery from someone that know how to properly disect and inject the correct melecine.
Pls i beg u, if u dont live in nija just for christ sake shut up, and if u do kindly point out where you live so we can all see the utopia and opulence this govt has created around u, cos i cant see nothing.

Been in nija now for 4wks. Everywhere i ve been ppl now have guns @ home either legal or otherwise.
been told 30k will get me one. Cant wait to take delivery of one soonest.
Been reading frm page 1 and its like watching one nollywood episode over and over again.
This country is messed up big tym, we have no govt. At all.
we are gradually sinking into the abyss.
Neva been robbed and dont pray to be, even in the late 80s when lived @ one of the notorious st ,in musin. Akala st.

Some pps dey annoy me like 4_k but cant do nadda.
Open my car booth and slam it hard ,hope to shatter the windshield.

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u are not serious Arrall.
Animal like show respect, to your elders.
Dog.

If this is a joke i will eat my shots.
U are just a non entity, fool.
U are sup to be the person that fainted.

Dont mind that aji as.swipe.

I just invested some money in a massive piece of farm land somewhere in ogun state purposely to reposition my investment and while i will start winding down my stake in the north . As it is this bklat fundamentalist are sending a signal for all to see. Let the wise open their eyes. Tym is of the essence . B4 u know anoda bombing on 24, 25, jan 1. When will it stop.

The sharp money will gradually start leaving abuja to areas erlstwhile deem less of security risk. Most ppl iknow are now moving east/west for safe return on investment.
I just put 3 of my 30 tons tipper for sale cos of same religious tension that is driving bus. Down and will move the rest south/east when i find nuff work for them.
I bet this boko whatever want a muslim state, well let them have it but not with my family blood.

4k u.
U are both.
Thats meant to be a joke? Heejiot.

@Aji bottom, now u in my 4kg radar. Mark my word.
Ben tv, i no start the fight but will surely finish it.
Lets go there.

Need i say more.no.
I will go back to my prayer.

)@aji bruise, go ask bin crapgbo abt me 84 u shoot your mouth, i dont take prisoners. All my hostages are bl.oodklat dead. U heaaaaaar .
Next pls.
Things falll apart ,the center can not hold
mere anarchy is ruling the stupid joke section.

Wot a bloody waste of breath, oba of benin did same a while ago,etc. The moment this our bishop realised he is just a mere mortal like us all he shld just shut up. What wiil his curse do , stop boko in his track, hell no. I reckon he should loan them a one of his jets for logistic operation.
Curse them in deed, who cares.

This dog been doing this s.hit for long,now gbage don gass. Suwe and the rest of the clowns out there need to stop this charade and discontinue embarrassing the entire nollywood company, tho most are involved in this act.
Ndlea are as tarnished as suwe, cant take 20 days to identify drug, its obvious to them that he had been within the vicinity of kokko be4 his embarkment, his shoes, sweat, hair ors can be tested to confirm this.
But he most def. Pull a fast one on the ndlea, as for compensation, suwe will get nada.

@Op, how old are u, cant be more than 10.i presume.
get off that cheap for nothing drug, aint doing u any gud.

This was unfunny when bin gbagbo first posted this joke 200 yrs ago, today 51 yrs after nija independence this joke remain unfunny.
Pls go back to n.l archive 84 u post.
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