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Shygal: Wooow! So many peepz in da house and d pages are movin fasta dan expectd... Ur all welcome! Our pro chokolee aka spoon of God hs said it all
@9 not yet, i'v nt evn goten anytin yet xcpt my whites.sad* wt abt u?
@promzi ur most welcomd 2d hse
@nori i got a space 4u bt hd 2giv one of our guest coz u were'nt here on tym. Am Sowi
@pro chokolee aka spoon of God. Kudos 2u. Dt ws gud!

first lady is like u nd i is eating on d same plate,i hv not even buy a pin.may God help us o

Chokolee: [b]ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
Well this is to inform our new members and quests that we have executive positions in this house . For now i would like to snatch the honour of introducing THE PRESIDENT, THE VICE PRESIDENT AND OUR LOVELY FIRSTLADY.

'9' as we mostly called him is a dedicated, unique, determined and enterprising youngman who within many odds created this thread for the benefit of batch B NYSC aspirants. His achievements are inumerable;He has been honoured with the award of GRAND COMMANDER OF NYSC.(GCON) ,so next time you chat wit him online, do not forget his accolades. If we go on and on, a whole day would not be enough to decribe this man of integrity, honour and respect we are talking about. So help me welcome with a cool smile ovation, the PRESIDENT!! His Royal Excellency, 9-zeroes.....[please if u want to clap, you are free to clap]

MOSHOODN, one of our very own..the only individual in this house whose name has a chemical formular,[ask him he would gladly tell you] the man who do not or rarely post his comments in small letters[bolded capitals], the busiest VP ever. You dont get to see him as often as you are thinking nowadays..except some of us who are privilaged to have interacted with him in the very new days of tension about the scrap of batch B. So, let me not say too much, you would get to know him better as the days onfold. I present to you, the VICE PRESIDENT, His Excellency MOOOOSSSHODN!!

The next person i am going to unveil is an individual whose impact in this house can not be over emphasised. She is a mother, a mentor, a guideline, a scale rule amongst many of these a humble woman. Whose dedication is to keep peace and harmony. So by now i would expect you to look at ur browsing apparatus and smile as we welcome THE FIRST LADY, Her Excellency+Princess SHYGAL.!....

I would like to let you know that we would not be able to give you the full list of people in EXECUTIVE POSITIONS in this house. The MINISTERS, AMBASSADORS, COMMISIONERS, CHIEF OF DEFENCE(detectives 1&2). As time goes on we would introduce these people in the executive arms[make i no omit any name ooo]Uncle T.stone,Okoya,Naijaobi,sigba,loskee,abbafusi,nellO7,mykejones,teteyaks,bukkylois,norillicios,odicowest,sammygold,ujchief,chokomania,flairlady amongst many others..any omitted name would be updated tanks.

On this note: i would like to give our new member the most cherished and the golden rules of this house::
>No abusive comments, weather intentional or unintentional.
>No religious/tribal sentiments[ if dem de quarrel for this room, u for no meet am like this]
>Treat every member of the house like your brother or sister.
>Do not be selfish with information.
>Commend any good comment in this house... So, it has been your brother..Chokolee'Dis house call me 'spoon of God'[/b]

SPOON OF GOD.am loyal sir, may ur daz b long

Nawao?see people boss re we save?i dnt even knw wia to start they hel,when did all diz new names registered?

ujchief: tanx, did u eat Loskee's pancakes? (i mean the ones she baked)

she did nt gv me let alone sayn gud a.m when i cme around kitchen.

ujchief: Mehn! Sory for the delay in registration. I developed a phobia for flights since after Dana bruhaha so i had to travel to the new house via the safest means of transport, 'TRAIN'
this is uj-chief, the 'chief' engr, loggin on

chief u re welcome.tank God u got here saftly.

kinnad: Shygal i see u o! U made us worried here. I c u sigba,hope u're gud. Ma man odicowest i c u also. Hav a nice day y'all

bro am loyal

9-zeros:
minister of women affairs! i dey confirm u!

yes my mentor.i can cee many are having some difficulties locating dis our new manson i thnk iu hv to mandate our detective dept to step up in dia duty.abasuf take note..wia re is eze nko.

Boss u did nt gv sme of us notice that we re moving in to new apartment nawao.wel nothing spoil.wel i wil like to have my rum situated in between shygal and Doc .ok.meanwhile let me answer present b4 they jump my name.ODICOWEST PRESENT!.d new house is lukn good.one luv all!

Loskee: hello people... sending my shoutouts for the day...
to the boss 9-zeros, okoya, t.stone, dennisbee, kinnad, moshoodn, abbasufi, ezemarcel, nasty22, odicowest, luvola, nell07, naijaobi, ujchief, fluid26 [e don tey small shaa], teteyaks, bukkylois [how are you in jos today dear, GOD is on your side], shygal [she don dey scarce fa!], babycutey, sigbagbagba , bj88 [anoda scarcing chic], take care of yourselves and make the countdown all worthwhile...

got a lot of stuff to do today so... catch y'all later!
peace all!

doc thanx dear,u re scarce wat hapnd?is like u have been making some procedure in d tearte al dis y.

Ms_Steph: Hello guys

swtym wia hv u being na u left me alone here witout caring for.hp u re ok

bukkylois: Amen oh, it happened so close to my house, d noise was deafening, broke most of the windows in my house, am so grateful to God for d safety

hmm! Tank God saving u people life

Nawao watin i do na nobody hv add or sent me request.stil on stil search odirichukwu ezejiofor.na only me bear dat name ok

Ezemarcel: no dear i hv not...

abeg sory to cut una family matta short!eze pls u dne ce my swthrt here tday?she left since since 2dayz ago nd hv nt return.pls incase u sees hr tel hr dat she is playn wit ones heart.pls

Cabme: bt am interesting in ms stephn dat is wia my treasure is pls check anoder palz

dat treasure u thnk is fake one.our sayz thy shall nt tread in anoda persons chick unless if d guy is nt capable.check d case of btw detector abasuf nd anitank wia d gal in quote statd d condiction of 'if u can do".dat is juducial president of of diz tread.

Cabme: i fit bath 4 transformer bt
u guyz de make me laugh wia i go pay d form fee n who i go tak permision 4rm

gv me #1250 for d form u wil nw put ur name down when chick is availabe we let u knw bt for dat ms stephn everythng abt hr hv been concluded nd is my property i dnt joke or play wit dat name ok

Cabme: i wana feel her taught

u got to take permision 4m d key holder b4 dat na.follow protocool na

Cabme: ms steph gud pm, are u an angel u luk lik one i need ur post ... Awaitin

guy waitn u mean 4 ur coment?

bukkylois: Abeg oh....west pls I am not angry oh...no give me market wey I no buy....ur granny will soon recover in jesus name

amen

Eze my broda i dnt knw y both of us are foundn it difficult to hook up.babycute nd ms steph hv run away.guy is high time we decleard ourselvs single,searching and ready to hook up.sigba,shygal,doc buky abeg make una help out

Weldon o.my grani's health didnt alow me to log on let alone joining d peepers to peep.i notice y i was away bukky was anoyed.ehya swty pls forgive me if i have ofended u in one way or d oda.maybe is do to d annoyance dat hr health conditn is detorating pls do 4gv ok.okoya weldon o 4 ur coments abt turning d tread to lv thngs.for d peppers mind u dat d more u peep d more ur head comes out.so beware of stray bullect.so pals hw many daz to go?

naijaobi: SEE WETIN PRESIDO DEY YARN O.

even female ape too is laughn at him self.

Abbasufi pls who are those five guest?

bukkylois: removing d pic now

buky i dnt tink ur baby wil eva lack food walahi loi!

Shygal: na indoor tins o...

ehyaa it is wel is jst a matta of time nd space.

Shygal: whr's odi?

d tal 4m left.hw u parol na?

Pls ignore first pix

Dats d man odyke sayn hapy birthday to tete.wishn u many more yrs ahead.

Gud day all,i can see that everybdy is having a nice time tday,i dnt need to be told dat am carying last tday,wel is jst becos of situation beyound my control.i rush my grani to hospital around 2.am pls help me pray dat she recover in oda nt to spoil my mood during camping beside am d only person stayn wit hr nw and u knw wat it takes to take care of old woman at age of 96yrs.u guys are sharing i.d.ok my is odirichukwu@facebook .c6 or search odirichukwu ezejiofor.so hw is eze nd hr babe doing becos they re d newest couple here.i remain una loyal member.tanx

Wao is like our dectative department are nt on duty tonight.becos i can see names like doctokwus piping hp we re save?

Okoya: Na Wa ooooo
D most constant thing on earth is change oooo
EZE IS NOW ENJOYING LOVE FROM BABYCUTEY
WEST JST DEY WAIT PATIENTLY FOR MS STEPH
OKOYA WAN DEY STRANDED

bro weldon o! Honestry speaking eze is realy enjoying.for me i dnt undastand ms stephen again she hv nt even pip from window let alone asking of me am worrid o!

nell07: phew!!!
Pg 152 FINALLY *panting*

@all i hail una o.

My man shakz,
bukky,
ms fesladie (shy)
west
d able CHIEF
nell.... Oh. Na me be dat sef, sori
cabme
emmy and our guests...
I see all of una o.

bro i see u weldon o!

Shygal: @dem fly guyz:nell, naijobi n odi... I dey hail o!
@dem swit chicks: ani n bukky stay swit

my dear i hail u too o!just seems as if days are not runing again