9-zeros:

nice!! mehn, i'll need u wen i hit PDP. u look smart!
@all: ma pic is comin real soon. pls, dnt snitch on me.

Hahahaha! Tnx Boss...always @ ur service.

2 guest(s)
Jst two guests? Where re u all?

Okoya: 2 guest(s)
Jst two guests? Where re u all?

I THINK NAIRALAND HAD A TECHNICAL PROBLEM.. COULDN'T ACCESS IT FOR SOMETIME NOW..

naijaobi:
I THINK NAIRALAND HAD A TECHNICAL PROBLEM.. COULDN'T ACCESS IT FOR SOMETIME NOW..

mehn! I thut i was the only one affected.

9-zeros:

i see u're pimpin. nice!

boss wetin man go do nau, its so cold over here, that waz my extra blanket *winks*

Jez very innocent

yes oh.. hot house.
oga okoya, thanks for acknowledging the NL babes... but we neva see you oh...

Abbasufi: SWTY DR LOSKEE, ME NA ONE UGLY,NON-HANDSOM(DOES D WORD EXIST), LITTLE HAUSA BOY U REALLY WANA RUN AWAY B DAT? WELL FACEBOOK USERNAME IS

ABBACNO

chief abbasufi, how i go use ABBACNO find u for fb naa? inbox me if say u still dey stealth mode
by now, we are knowing ourselves on a more personal basis... so... it wont bite y'know...

9-zeros:

nice!. I'm a deep fan of rap's golden era ('88-98) so i dig rappers like rakim, reakwon, ghostface killa, notorious b.i.g, j-hova, nasty nas, BIG PUN, scarface, BIG L, e.t.c. New school rappers are trash to me but i dig a few like slaughterhouse(oh ma god!), french montana, a$ap rocky. I also luv d underground cats such immortal technique, tech9, poetic, black thought, AZ, talib kwali, last emperor e.t.c.
So, who'z ur best rapper?. Mine is B.I.G!
"i'm quick to grab my smith-n-wesson(gun) like my d*ck was missin"- Notorious B.I.G.
-9 da rap-addict-

wow..dats gud 2kw..jst lyk yu m in2 rappa's dat rep da hood.used 2b so obsessed wt 2pac nd Nas..bt ova d yr's i sudenly develop flair 4 rappa's wt alot of word play..dats y m in2 lil wayne nd jay-z..
Gospel rap freaks me mor nw nd i can spend ma whole day listenin 2 LECRAE, TRIP LEE nd SPOKESMAN
M a christ fanatic nd Hiz word huzler even d devil kws m heaven bound coz m hell proof-NASTY(dats ma slogan)
U DIG

SORRY MY DOCTOR SEARCH FOR D NAME 'ABBACINO' ON FACEBOOK U WIL C ME WIT GRADUATION GOWN 'BLUE COLOR'

Loskee: yes oh.. hot house.
oga okoya, thanks for acknowledging the NL babes... but we neva see you oh...



chief abbasufi, how i go use ABBACNO find u for fb naa? inbox me if say u still dey stealth mode
by now, we are knowing ourselves on a more personal basis... so... it wont bite y'know...

HABA DOCTOR WYL WIL I B IN STEALTH MODE, NO B LADY I B DAT I WIL B DOIN SHAKARA ND NO B RICH MAN I B

Okoya: Bukkylois is ENDOWED.... chai

removing d pic now

NA ONLY OKOYA,T-STONE,9-ZEROS AND MOSHDOON FIT DO THIS THING O...

naijaobi: NA ONLY OKOYA,T-STONE,9-ZEROS AND MOSHDOON FIT DO THIS THING O...

Haha......
Na die be dat ooooo

Can't upload my pics here.... Jst too large, cos of d kind of fone, I used 2 snap.(over 200)
Buh u can check me out
Facebook.com/okoya
reachkennie@gmail.com
reachkennie@yahoo.com

bukkylois: removing d pic now

No naaaaa.... It's really sexy, BADT, outta dis world
#seriouslytripping

Okoya:
Haha......
Na die be dat ooooo

NA SO OO

bukkylois: removing d pic now

buky i dnt tink ur baby wil eva lack food walahi loi!

bukkylois: Sammy gold hi, pls wat r u doing about d I'd card school collected from u wen u received ur cert

u
@bukkylois, i stil hav my i.d card wif me. I had 2 get a new i.d frm MIS during my final yr cos d one i collected in ma ist yr was partially broken n fortunately enuf 4 me i stil kept it in ma wallet, so wen i discovered we had 2 submit our i.d's i submitted d broken 1, dou d woman hesitated at ist abt d state of d i.d bt i showed her my dept exco i.d so she was convinced. So i stil hav a relatively new i.d nw wif me. Wel dos of us frm uj shuldnt boda abt d i.d cos d certificate covers evry oda tin, pple who shuld boda abt non availability of i.d r our frnds frm oda skuls whom r yet to get dia certs. So dnt let it boda u. U got a cert wch certifies u to b once a student of unijos n nw an alumni. So d i.d is les significant den... Gudnyt dearie.

Abbasufi pls who are those five guest?

bukkylois:
Nah was in ma fathers house tru out ma stay in school

. U rily enjoy b dat. Me na hostel boy through out my stay in ujay.

[size=18pt]THIS JOKE IS X-RATED[/size][b]

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip.

He knew his wife was the flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.

So he went to a store that sold intimacy gadgets and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter.

He explained his situation. The old man said,
"Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped.

"Except what?" the man asked.
"Nothing,nothing."
"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"
"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the ''voodoo dick.'"
"So what's up with this 'voodoo dick'?" he asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols.
He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking Love Machine. The businessman laughed, and said
"Big f***ing deal. It looks like every other Love Machine in this shop!"

The old man replied,
"But you haven't seen what it'll do yet."
He pointed to a door and said
"Voodoo dick, the door."

The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle.
Before the door could split, the old man said
"Voodoo dick, get back in your box!"
The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quite once more.

"I'll take it!" said the businessman.
The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special Love Machine and that to use it, all she had to do was say
"Voodoo dick, my pussy."
He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.

After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably Hot. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said

"Voodoo dick, my pussy!"
The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before.After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the Love Machine.
On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman.
He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said

"Yea, right... Voodoo dick, my ass!"[/b]

LOLL...YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE POLICE MAN NAH..

[size=18pt]GOOD NITE EVERYONE..[/size]

sammygold: u
@bukkylois, i stil hav my i.d card wif me. I had 2 get a new i.d frm MIS during my final yr cos d one i collected in ma ist yr was partially broken n fortunately enuf 4 me i stil kept it in ma wallet, so wen i discovered we had 2 submit our i.d's i submitted d broken 1, dou d woman hesitated at ist abt d state of d i.d bt i showed her my dept exco i.d so she was convinced. So i stil hav a relatively new i.d nw wif me. Wel dos of us frm uj shuldnt boda abt d i.d cos d certificate covers evry oda tin, pple who shuld boda abt non availability of i.d r our frnds frm oda skuls whom r yet to get dia certs. So dnt let it boda u. U got a cert wch certifies u to b once a student of unijos n nw an alumni. So d i.d is les significant den... Gudnyt dearie.

Tnks

naijaobi: SEE WETIN PRESIDO DEY YARN O.

even female ape too is laughn at him self.

d house is so scanty 2nyt... Oh i see 2 day is friday, enuf Kukere fins. Wayo wayo o! 2 evry1 in d house i say gudnyt

naijaobi: NA ONLY OKOYA,T-STONE,9-ZEROS AND MOSHDOON FIT DO THIS THING O...

u fit bath if u wear slippers

naijaobi: NA ONLY OKOYA,T-STONE,9-ZEROS AND MOSHDOON FIT DO THIS THING O...

Hehehehehe...

naijaobi: NA ONLY OKOYA,T-STONE,9-ZEROS AND MOSHDOON FIT DO THIS THING O...

MUHEHEHEHEHE.

WELL, FOR YOUR INFO, I GENETICALLY MODIFIED MYSELF. . .
I'M ANTI-SHOCK.

FOR THE RECORDS, I BELONG TO A SPECIE ADVANCED THAN THE HOMO SAPIENS.

NAIJAOBI, AS A LIVING PARTICLE IN THIS EVER REVOLVING HABITAT, DO YOU CARE TO EVOLVE. ??

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Good morning to the house. Hope you guys had a splendid nyte rest. Enjoy the wkdn.

@Tabitha, happy birthday Babe. LLNP.

goodmorning Hawz..
How waz d nyt?
Mine was fabulous..(at least no zombie-dog nytmares )


now.. With all d air in my IBO lungs... I wanna wish our DEAREST TABITHA (TETEYAKS)::%¤¤ A¤ MOST¤ WUNNERFUL¤ BIRTHDAY¤:

we love u dearie. So so much.
Hope u enjoy ur day.
Flex tyt sis.. buh pls go easy on d booze

@all... Y'all should have a nice day.
T'z gon be a very busy day fer me.

Teteyaks happy birthday gurl wish u llnp