₦airaland Forum

SELFWORTH: This is absolute madness . Next time an armed robber visits you and maim your family. I expect you to forgive them.

prettiest1: Just yesterday, I found strands of hair in the fufu I was eating.
spoilt perewinkle. Ants.
Maggi in the soup, I slept without eating that night. Hook.

Fhemmmy: It is not for you to worry about how much the pastor has, it is for you to obey what the bible said, if you are follower, but if you not a follower of the word,then, it is all good . . . so you mean you wont mind to give your "tithe" to the "needy pastor" that does not have enuf?

onila: I don't do short niggaz

safarigirl: Carl Ikeme- English-born Nigerian goalie, he plays for Wolverhampton. He has been called up to the Super Eagles after accepting to play for Nigeria at the international level, but he's yet to make his debut. Can't wait....segzee segzee segzee.

utumunta: "fellow widows & nigerians, am happy 2 revisit my con3 nigeria after speculatin in my alien con3 Germany. During my absentee, a lot of ppl ar wishn me ill bt i wish dem health. Nigerians shld stop rumour mongerin n fish mongerin cos it destroys d flooding evrywhr. Now dat am bak, it is no longer business wt usuals. We have 2 re-look d constitution & re-put d role of 1st lady 4 me becos wmen n children are sufferin & am their president. We cnt bias d national assembly n let d nays have it becos they ar intelligent ppl who knw hw 2 repair d constitution 4 me.
Thank u n God bless u

Signed - Dame

#ACTIVITIES BILLED 2 WELCOME D 1ST LADY#
1. Reception at d airport n a 100 page address by labaran maku
2. Award of GCON 2 d 1st lady 4 surviving
3. Re-naming of national hospital Abj afta d 1st lady
4. Allocation of 50hctr land 4 a standard hospital 2 d 1st lady by d MFCT
5. Gala nyt n huge donations by Dangote,adenuga,otedola & all oda bankrupt billionaires

Sam Milla: Spirits - Jack Daniels. I love the smell.
Beer - No brand. Having lived in Germany, i can drink any beer anytime.

Wine - Don Perignon, but its expensive, so when there is no money for it, i go for any other good wine i can afford.

Champaign - Moet and Chandon. Got addicted to it back in Amsterdam,

Then the almighty water above all else.

ehie: the families should just place a reward on their heads,i dont even want them to be killed,it would be too good for them.klet them be tortured to the point they get
locked-in syndrome where their whole bodies are paralysed and only their eyes can move.

Odunnu: hmmm. You sound like him. The one i've been thinking and praying for

Billyonaire: If we have up to 10 million people with your mentality in Nigeria, we will not go anywhere at 100. Because, people like you pay no tax, contributes nothing ideologically to help augment the status of Nigeria's social and economic status except for tribal upper-cuts and blind criticism. Faith, hope and positivism cost nothing, but you still cant afford them. If I ask you just one suggestion you have for the Presidency to help improve Nigeria, I am sure you will keep the blame game on and on and on, now you descend on me with jabs about my person instead of the discourse on thread. I guess I just paid you back in your very 1naira coin.

obadiah777: LIKE SALMAN RUSHDIE ? HE STILL ALIVE AFTER EON YEARS OF THREAT

FrontPageLawyer: Rain drops. Tu Face Idibia. Sometimes I just feel the song was composed just for me.

slimyem: If i die young-Band Perry..
...i don't know what it is with me and that song.

don blacky: Well it wasn't me dat it happend 2,but i was in d car too(my co learner)..... It was a frnds driving skool,he offered 2 help me learn,so on dat faithful day,i was bhind d wheels taking instructions 4rm my frnd....but there was dis busybody at d back seat(cos if its nt ur turn 2 drive,u will seat at d bck seat(co learners))d busybody kept on shouting nd also instructing me.lyk he is nw an expert.telling me wat 2 do nd wat nt 2 do.i bcame angry nd came down 4 him 2 drive(even d instructor was angry). So we asked hm 2 drive...he was all excited nd jumped in nd even refused listening 2 d instructor,b4 we knew it,he zoomed off.at 1st he was doing fine,then he increased his speed nd d problem started. We got 2 a bend,he didnt slow down,at 1st i was comfortable tinking he knws wat he was doing,nt until i looked at his face nd saw him sweating nd panting,i tapped d instructor nd held his shoulder...meanwhile d "SABI GUY" was still on full speed nd there was a thick bush in front of us.i nd d instructor sensing dat we were heading 2wards d bush,started shouting"march break,march break". D guy removed his hands 4rm d steering nd bent his head down looking 4 d breaks shouting"wey am wey am wey am". (4 my mind i say"i die well,na who send me ehhhhhh"instructor dey shout "jesus ehhhhhhh"...we just entered d bush wit full speed nd kept on hitting nd falling plants untill we were stopped by a thick plantain plantation....d instructor nd d busybody were slightly injured....when we came down,d instructor gave d guy a very big slap nd heavy kick..but i couldn't do any tin(cos i was shaking all over,nd praising God silently). Mehn 4 two weeks i no near motor,it was d instructor nd my mum dat persuaded me 2 go bck nd continue(4giv my english pls)