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we will create a whatsapp group

QuartzMil:
K W A R A, Stream fucking 1.

we are good to go

www.nairaland.com/2284556/kwara-state-batch-lets-meet
those posted to Kwara state

hmm.. let go

damn... I never wanted Kwara state

congrats everyone.. im please to inform you that come may 29, GMB will be sworn in as presido

good news

Owliver:
looolz* you certainly don't need my VN.

no... na DJ we need

Owliver:
I no do buyday na. Watin I wan share rice for. Good morning

morning chairman.. we need some music to coole

owliver you dey share party rice here??

see people

sleekyonyx:

lol.. no too shine teeth

finally im good to go

sleekyonyx:
no be only borno

enugu I guess

lol

sleekyonyx:
Where u wan catch me, u don 4get say I be queen and I move around with my bodyguards lolzzzz morning dear.

body guard ko... na dem Zeez and Oliver??



I'm fine dearie. hope Nysc no gve you sleepless night??

we go meet for bornu

onuwaje:
Don't understand sir

sorry, wanted to type Batch B 2015 by November

timbros:
Can we stop all these arguments already!

Didn't you see my post earlier where I talked about this Hazard/Rinaldo/Messi comparison?

We all know that he is not in the same bracket with those two ATM. But ask yourself why recently, many football greats and pundits are always mentioning Hazard alongside those two?

If Hazard start becoming most 'selfish' in front of goal, banging in 25-30 each season, he will easily be with Ronaldo and Messi up there.

Dude is still 24! He still have time joor.

Asking what he did for Belgium is irrelevant. I haven't seen what Ronaldo did for Portugal. Messi winning JUNIOR tournaments isn't why he is one of the greatest footballers in the planet today. Ordatey Lamptey won junior tournaments with Ghana. Where is he today? There are a HOST of other players who dazzled in junior tournaments but faded off as time goes on.

Aren't you ashamed to profile Messi with 'runners up in south America' 'played in world cup final'....Where are the trophies?

you must be a comedian.. Hazard bang in 30goals not now.. na beans??
are you not ashamed?? how many goal does he have outside England??
you wanna compare him with neymar, gotze, Muller, Suarez, robben

onuwaje:
I wrote final exams february, defended april..
Went to d dept to enquire and they told me that our result is under review. And that clearance can only commence when we see our result..

batch By 2015

Withdrawing in Order to Draw
Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:18
'...He departed again to the mountain by Himself alone.' John 6:15 NKJV The secret to success lies in knowing what God has assigned and gifted you to do. Once you discover those two things, delegate the rest or let it go. This isn’t easy, because others will place demands on your time and energy that aren’t in line with your calling. Work out what activities drain you, and unless they’re essential —avoid them. Then, work out the things that energise you and fill your tank, and make them an essential part of your life. ‘ But there are so many demands on my time,’ you say. Nobody was busier than Jesus. John speaks about His workload: ‘…There are…things that Jesus did, which if they were written…the world itself could not contain the books that would be written …’ ( John 21:25 NKJV) Question: How did Jesus stay on track and keep from burning out? Answer: He knew the secret to spiritual rest and renewal. The Bible says, ‘ When Jesus perceived…they were about to come and take Him by force to make Him king, He departed again to the mountain by Himself alone. ’ ( John 6:15 NKJV) The word ‘ again ’ tells us that Jesus made a regular daily practice of withdrawing from the crowd in order to pray, consider His plans and priorities, and recharge His batteries. Understand this: to be effective with others, you must learn to be comfortable alone with yourself. Novelist Louis Auchincloss said, ‘The only thing that keeps a man going is energy, and what is energy but liking life?’ If you can carve out moments to do what energises you, you’ll have reserves you can draw on when it’s time to give to others.

SoulFood: Acts 27-28 , Matt 5:27-37 , Ps 35, Prov 11:19-21

timbros:
Your post is laughable bro.

Youth tournaments? Lol... And who rates Feliani higher than Hazard in the Belgium team? You maybe.

you dare not compare Messi with any footballer currently..
you know how many MOTM he won at Brazil?
who won player of the tournament?
his team were runner up in South America cup..
he won junior world cup...
played in World cup final etc etc







tell me about hazard...what has he contributed to Belgium??

I just dey shake head for those asking what Messi has contributed to Argentina...




hazard is good but way too overrated

sleekyonyx:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Keep calm and love the number six!
Good morning PCMs!
It's 6 (Six) days to camp!
May5th loading.....
Call up letters loading from Nysc HQ Abuja!
Be Expectant 2day!
Enjoy the rest of ur day

I know where to catch you

AgapeCharis:
Guy ddy6send you come ni??
Leave me and marriage wahala na

my own na just do Party...

I no wan know weda na wedding

fretnot:
The best way to prevent such attacks, obviously, is for the owner to train their dog not to do it in the first place, and to always make sure their dog is in a secure yard, inside the house, or on a leash. Unfortunately, some people are not responsible enough to do this, so it falls upon us to know how to protect ourselves in such situations.

Why do dogs attack?

In the case of joggers, runners, bikers, etc., it’s because the motion of the person triggers their prey drive. However, not every dog will naturally decide to chase down and bite someone who’s moving too quickly. Those dogs that do have learned to do it — again, because of human negligence.

It starts with a dog that barks to defend its territory as a jogger runs by. Why does the dog bark? To make that person go away. And what happens when the jogger keeps running? They go away, and the dog has “won.” After this happens repeatedly, the dog learns that barking will make the invader leave, so its excitement level goes up in anticipation. This continued reinforcement really is the definition of a “vicious cycle.”

Eventually, this increased excitement can lead to the dog becoming bolder and more aggressive to the point of actually rushing toward or chasing the jogger. With enough excitement and unbalanced energy, this may lead to a bite or an attack, and the dog isn’t really consciously doing it.

How to avoid being bitten

If you are confronted by an aggressive dog, the most important thing to remember is this: Stay calm. Don’t give in to fear or anxiety, and don’t start yelling or kicking at the dog. An aggressive dog wants you to be stressed out before it attacks, but if you remain calm and in control, it slows them down and throws them off.

Also avoid direct eye contact with an aggressive dog. Stand slightly sideways (which also makes you a narrower target) while keeping the dog in your peripheral vision.

Once you have successfully used calm assertive energy to keep that dog back, claim your own space. If you happen to be carrying anything in your hands, like a cane or an umbrella, place it out in front of yourself to appear bigger and be more in command of your space.

What this tells the dog with your body language is, “I don’t want your space, I just want this space that I am in.” Maintain your very calm and assertive state; this energy creates a barrier that automatically demands the dog’s respect by letting it know that you are not afraid.

When the dog senses that you aren’t threatening it — and are not threatened by it — it will probably lose interest and the situation will de-escalate. Unfortunately, though, this process is not always possible.

What to do if you are attacked

Especially for joggers and runners, there is a danger of being completely blindsided, so that a dog attack is happening before you can even have a chance to try to avoid it. If you have enough time, the first line of defense is to let the dog attack something on you that isn’t you — for example, if you’re wearing a sweater, get your arm out of a sleeve and get that sleeve in the dog’s face. If the dog takes the bait, let it pull the sweater off, then slowly back out of the area. To the dog, it has just gotten hold of a piece of you, and this may distract it long enough for you to get to safety.

It’s probably good practice to always have something on you that you can use in this manner, whether it’s a sweatshirt tied loosely around your waist, a stick, or even a stuffed dog toy. If you can pull it off quickly enough, you can also use one of your shoes for this maneuver.

In all cases, remember to protect your face, chest, and throat. Also keep your hands in fists to protect your fingers. If you must be bitten, the safest place for it to happen is the shin or forearm; a dog bite to the thigh can cause fatal bleeding.

If you are bitten, resist the natural urge to try to pull away. This will just make the injury worse through tearing your flesh. Oddly enough, if the attack escalates to this point, then you actually want the dog to latch on. Why? The dog only has one mouth, but you have two hands. If you can manage it at this point, grab its back legs and lift them off the ground.

You can find more information on what to do to defend and protect yourself in this WikiHow article. http://www.wikihow.com/Handle-a-Dog-Attack

Remember: Dogs are not naturally inclined to attack humans unless they feel a threat to themselves, their pack, or their territory. We cannot always avoid the problem because some dog owners are irresponsible or negligent. However, we can arm ourselves with the knowledge that will prevent a situation from escalating, and minimize the damage if it does move on to an attack.



Read more: http://www.cesarsway.com/dogbehavior/biting/When-Dogs-Attack#ixzz3YbIN1Tnh

nice

AgapeCharis:
HFOG that grammar sef pass me too o

Luxanne!

I'm good. How're you?

I never still see I. V

I dey watch you

nobody has contributed anything meaningful except the guy who said he is a vet??

seun et al, what should be done in such situation?
stand and watch the dogs or look for a hiding place till they are gone??

maclatunji and caracta good question

softrise:
pls how much does a private sec sch teacher in PH earn? Pls like arnd wht is their salary range.

don't know about schools in ph

richybanky:
Chai, Ewa Agonyi
Don tey wey I chop am *clears throat*

that the control

mke una chill...


owliver you don eat??

ghost1718:
not when i use my kong lao and

scorpion anytime.. I like rain and ermac too

babeface3:
lol, Ever heard of administering anesthesia on only the part of the body that needs surgery . Don't say this to someone that knows you

don't mind the guy

Luchiana1:
wch state i go come say..... Xcept i wan use Faith..Wht if dem na bring letter no be d same state i talk b4..dts wahala jor. Nysc abeg bring d letters o

na d iko be that.. you go tell Dem say Dem do mistakes so Dem send mail mke una never print..