₦airaland Forum

Havertz10:
good number where?

See what a government report stated

99.4 % of bank accounts contain less than N500,000-NDIC

Big lies by ndic

Prof Yomi Osinbajo next..

Mama step down for Tinubu..

Gyb say he go win election bfre 2pm??

nihilistjnr:
Na Amarchi own I dey wait for

The guy dn talk with confidence..

nihilistjnr:
Na Amarchi own I dey wait for

Waiting the VP also.. Abt 6 have stepped down already..

Onu fit step down..

Season of step down..

nihilistjnr:
Una two dey mad.

Werey gbogbo

No mind that oyinda, na arsenal and arteta dey mk am misyarn.

iamoyindamola:
Are you calling him a thug?
Nihilistjnr this bloody scummy just called you a thug

Werey. You jus use opportunity insult Nihilist ..

donstan18:
I have a feeling he’s a lawyer, always fvckin with receipts and remembering what people say.

More like... “You better remain silent or whatever you say will be used against you in the court of law”

Na Segedinho own off me yesterday.

Fight with Nihilistjnr and you go see receipts and dragging.. Baba na Internet oluomo..

nihilistjnr:
Na wetin I no dey like be this.

The same people that have been applying for visa and failing for the last 2 years, are same people now bringing cautionary tale and shouting look before you leap.

If not that the visa application no click, dem for don leap finish

Now it's, look before you leap.

I laugh in PVC.

Shey u no go work for fbi or interpol like this ni..

Joezinho:
True boss. So true..

It's even easier now as some Universities already recognise Naija as an English language country. Recently is the University of Alberta. So there's no need for the IELTS exams.

Expert17:
Congrats.

You later confirmed that info right? Definitely not a scam.

Shey u get link ni??

raumdeuter:
Anywhere you see diggz or his post just bill am

The delegate money wey dey inside his wardrbe na him finance Wike last weekend

Diggz baba shey na true??

diggz:
Baba... I hail o.

Chief dn de whine me oo

Joezinho:
Chevron workers are quitting their good paying jobs in droves and migrating to Canada, USA, Australia and new Zealand with their families..

Better to save up and move ASAP!!! Run from this country..

Lol I know alot of people who left banking jobs to relocate abroad. Alot are still doing it and some are manager, asst manager level in my branch then.

Everyday thousands of people visit immigrations offices across the country, go to different embassies and see people, alot of people are taking the TOEFL/IELTS exams and some people here dey preach against anti Japa..

diggz:
Omo... all these people chatting rubbish if only dem know. Smh...

Ordinary to trim flowers for front of house and side, na £100 the weyrey dem dey collect from my wife. Meanwhile, that amount fit clear one full field for Naija, but make we pretend like dem dey equal think am well... Na entry level money for some banks sef

I de mow lawn and paint oo.. Alhaji Diggz

diggz:
Bro... No need for him to look past the myth self. People just dey carry cap unnecessarily for here aswear! All this looking down on jobs, I've arrived mentality/bigman mentality wey most Naija people carry for head like gele when they're still far away, naim dey kill our people pass.

Just last summer, I asked my wife to get someone to come paint the house in UK. First person gave us a quote of £4,500, 5 days to complete the job. Apparently my wife get the contact from one of the neighbours wey paint him house recently for the estate, a Med Dr... and na the amount wey that one pay be that. I quickly tell her say I no get that type money. Second person came back with £3,500 quote, 4 days to complete job. I still shout say I no go fit pay that type money. Las Las... na one East European couple collect £2,000 with abeg, the job took the husband and wife just 2 days to complete.

Abeg convert £2,000 to naira today? £2,000 in 2days for menial Job....

And I kn people will still charge more than 2000 for painting. Na many people monthly pay o.

Jodera:
Na my fear be this.
Person wey na small small him dey circumvent rules as a follower would 95% do worse when handed the leadership position

Lol sad but its the truth. I fear fr Nigeria. The average naija if elected into political office will think embezzlement first before the people.

Jodera:
Lol .. all the points he gave is the reason why Nigeria is bad and why he's a party to it, yet he believes Nigeria should be better one day. Lol, I laff in Swahili

He says Nigeria's problem is leadership, but mehn even the followership seems a bigger problem than even the leaders.

With such laxity, naija no fit better cos even people like him will suppress any efforts if indeed it wants to be

I still think Naija problem is mainly issue of followership.. Some of these followers will turn out to be leaders tomorrow and we will keep recycling the same set of people since independence. Naija may never change

Skimpledawg:
Big man, see eh, Nigeria is a hole for reals. It can make you go mad and crazy same time.

Around December last year, I was driving interstate with my wife to go for a Christian program I was invited for at Makurdi from PH.

Using Google map made me not to drive on full speed plus my babe no dey gree make i fire as I been dey fire when I single.
Omo, after Enugu, heading towards Otukpo around that 6.30/7pm, I saw scores of scantily dressed young men numbering about 15 with locally made guns and cutlasses coming out of the surrounding thick bushes and hills towards the roads. Few started running towards my car from the other lane

If I been no kpai that day, forget. In split seconds, I increased speed and zeroed my mind that any bastard that enters my front will have a date with his maker that evening.

My hands, legs and every part of my body shook for 10mins. It started to dawn on me that this was how people die on the highway; kidnappings, rape and the likes.

For church program wey I dey go? I told God, "Baba, we gats reason o, shey na like this we go dey"?

The thought that I could have lost my life or my wife or even both scared the shiit out of me. Wife wey I just marry now now now I never chop well

stand up comedian go fit you.. Baba say wife make e neva chop well.

Messi 5..

Messi 4 goals already..

raumdeuter:
An average American with the shooting will consider other positive in the country what are the compensating positive a Nigerian can think of to endure the insecurity

Bless you for this.. 9ja is just too jagajaga a country.. I used to believe things will work someday but its just the opposite.

Messi Hattrick for the Messianic cult followers..

omo this our Trevor012 too stubborn like bedbug.. Baba too like Arguement.

The more you argue, the more power you gv him

Trevor012:
Muslims killed another Muslim for blasphemy.

Oh OK..

Oasis007:
Terrorists in the North killed and burned an innocent Soul for Blasphemy again, in Abuja - at Federal Housing Estate, Lugbe! PMB has indeed failed Nigeria.

Northerners are feeling untouchable and have been acting recklessly these days.

Wow seriously? Didn't hear of this. I'm at lugbe at the moment though.

OhBritannia:
Brazil are good and very dangerous but i tip Argentina over them.
These Argentine players are very hungry for the world cup, you can tell by the way they play.
These guys are going to do all they can to win this World cup, they are like a hungry, angry and drunken lions
They reminds me of Chelsea in the peak morhino moment.
Once they score you first, bro just forget about the match.
And to score them is like third World war

I'd pick Argentina over Brazil but the way this Brazilians are playing ehn.. They are real threats to any team.

andrewbaba44:
Another team I like ,but I don’t trust their defense ,and they shouldn’t make alves a starter at 39 unless they might fail ,Thiago Silva is also 37 ,they remains a favorite though

Their midfield and attack does most of the work for them. Thiago Silva can still play 1 or 2 more season of active football. I don't see Dani Alves starting for them if he will be going to Qatar.

BlueMann:
As someone who wants Argentina to win,
Brazil are the team I'm scared of the most.

Same here.. If you watch some of Brazils match especially at the COPA and Qualifiers, you will know it won't be easy fr any team to stop them. You cant take away goal scoring from them.