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aieromon: You have to wonder.
What link /s did the OP send to you guys?Include my bank account number in your replies.Odunnu,you hear.lol

soree o.

Did that dude just say UNILAG is the first federal University

ndu_chucks: I need to find out what part of Ekiti ekt_bear comes from ASAP. Armed with that information, I'd lobby very hard to include that region in new Okun State (Ekiti, Ondo, Kwara, Kogi) which will be in the North Central zone. Can you imagine ekt_bear becoming a Northerner? That would be poetic justice. So ekt_bear, what's the name of your hometown if fear no catch you? LWKMD

ndu_chucks: I need to find out what part of Ekiti ekt_bear comes from ASAP. Armed with that information, I'd lobby very hard to include that region in new Okun State (Ekiti, Ondo, Kwara, Kogi) which will be in the North Central zone. Can you imagine ekt_bear becoming a Northerner? That would be poetic justice. So ekt_bear, what's the name of your hometown if fear no catch you? LWKMD

Firstly, the link you sent to me and I presume, the others is misleading. Please, copy the url correctly and resend to the others.
Secondly, transcripts from UNN carry your age- day, month and year of birth. Certificates dont.
Thirdly, I wont ask why you need to present a false you but the truth is I dont know if WAEC can issue another certificate with another date of birth, but I do know like my brother Tanimola just said that affidavits can be sworn to cover up.
If I were an employer or admin. and I see a different dob in your transcript,result and affidavit, its going to alert me.

There's already an advert on air for Equity state- A state that has a part of all the other existing SE state. Sounds like fun

PapaBrowne: Most South Westerners, young and old likewise are criticizing the renaming of UNILAG. I personally don't like the change in name. First because MAU just doesn't sound right. Secondly, I really don't know why but it just isn't cool.
However, I'm surprised at the reaction of South Westerners especially because they made everyone believe MKO was their hero.

Imagine if University of Nigeria Nnsukka were renamed after OJUKWU, I don't think it would generate all the negativity.

abeg abeg abeg, no think am. No go there.

adabeke12: A churum I muta igbo ofuma ohhhh. Bico a nidrim helpp!

Hahahahahahahaha afu gom onye m kam mma

hawtin: god purnish your fada
is it STD u are patronizing as food
idiot when government was shouting zip up
you felt they were only referring to fabric
useless generation

now this is very harsh. You no holy pass. Say the dude carry am today no mean say na him fork pass you. Try shape mouth small, you sabi today, you no sabi tomorrow.
@OP: Is Herpes incurable?

Kabiyesi! You are the King over kings!
I bow in worship

Ify 1
ify 2
ify 3
e na cho m okwu o!
I'll report you to Agaba o.
@Odumchi: abu m onye obodo a. My problem bu na, I know more about other people and culture more than I know of mine, which by the way is only relevant on a formal form. I havent stayed in my state of origin for one straight week all my life. I cant even fit in.
So, biko hapu m ka m zo na okpuru umbulera ndi igbo

Its funny, just yesterday I was gisting with some friends and we painted this exact scenario.
Bia, Peace! Do I know you?

Dont you just love the igbos?
I wish to be married to an igbo guy. I love your culture

I have learnt a whole lot from this thread. Quite an interesting and informative thread

fluid26: are u a graduate? If yes, den u don't sound like one. Would u hang urself if u come across students with OUTSTANDING cgpa's of 4.6, 4.8 or even 4.9? Why should she resit for a useless course without grade unit??!! Imagine! It's just like retaking AfriHUB exam if u initially made an ''F''. Mstcheeew! Nonsense!! That's one problem with all dese stoopid private schools, dey always tend to overreach demselves.

Listen, if you fail 'Afrihub' ICT certification in UNN, you are not moving an inch out as a graduate even though its a zero unit course

Idacrux: @Odunnu u must b very wrong for saying that,are u god?u mada fucker homosapien pouring ur unwanted saliva in d forum mttcheeewww. Most pple in oau got in through pd,rather than wasting money n time in oau post jamb yearly.

You are still angry, when you are calm go thru my post again and if you are a 'good, responsible and well trained' man render apology.

Thank you Lord for everything. For my dad, my mom, by brothers, my sisters and my beloved baby. I love you all and appreciate what God is doing in and thru you all. Glory be to God.

Idacrux: I'm not favour because of d negative marks oau is a heartless skul.how cn u xpect a science student like me doing math,phy,chem to pass in just 1 hour and no scientific calculator infact nothing special in d skul they just discourage and fustrate them all over there,thank my star i put them as a my second choice.

You started killing yourself the very moment you chose OAU as a second choice. You have very limited chances even if you had made a score of 300.
NOTE: Dont ever make a federal university second choice

Igala in Anambra? Really?! Thats a brand new one.

So, how was the result generally? Hope you guys made me proud? Cant wait to celebrate with you!

Wahala part2.
Welcome Sir Musiwa.
@Ola: I dey as you leave me. You no dey try at all

University of Nigeria is 'naturally ahead' of every other. Making it a 2nd choice is limiting your chances. They wont give it to you. The most they can do and that is if you are related to Goodluck J. is give you a course like Music or religious studies or culture or gardening, lol. and the very next opportunity they have at screening, screen you out for one useless reason

You 'fuckup'

Cant you see he's sober and fine? Please stop following him around. He isnt gay.

Your background has no business keeping your back on the ground. You are great, you are a star. We will celebrate you

Okija e meruala ala. Bia ka iyo mgbahara biko.
@Ify: you are really interested in this 'ihe kwu oto'. I hope you know I will be the first to taste see it

Most if not all the private universities do

Anytime

Sorry. My boss says it was locked in error. Its open now. Enjoy!

What is your area of concentration?

You just cant wake up in May and decide to start an Msc programme before Nov.
There is the form buying, filling and submitting stage.
If you buy any Msc form now in Nigeria, the earliest start time is November and thats for a school with a 'sharp' calendar