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Orikinla: Nigeria is blessed with the most beautiful and wonderful looking girls and women in the world and is no surprise that we have produced the first ever black African Miss World Agbani Darego and super models like Oluchi Oweagba Orlandi, Adaora Akubilo and Betty Adewole and pretty and sexy actresses Judi Shekoni, Eefy Ify Ike, Megalyn Echikunwoke,Ebbe Bassey, Carmen Elizabeth Ejogo, Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, Stephanie Okereke-Linus, Mercy Johnson-Aigbe, ageless Fathia Balogun who is 44, but is still prettier and sexier than many 24 and 25 years old Nairaland free sex addicts on the Romance Board, Lilian Bach, Rita Dominic, Ini Edo-Philip Ehiagwina and my own sweethearts showcased on my African Beauty blog. Yet there are even prettier and sexier upcoming models and actresses unknown to majority of people online and offline.

All my love affairs have been influenced by my passion for actresses and models who in most cases actually walked into my life without me going out of my way to even ask them out.
It is like the Savage Garden's hit love song "I Knew I Loved You", because I must have dreamed them into my life.
It has always been like that for me since I was discovered by a famous Nigerian UK based actress and model Taiwo Ajai-Lycett when I was only 15. I later discovered some of my own and two of them have become famous in Nigeria and South Africa. Then I decided to retire and settle down with one of them since 1998, but the others will not let me retire. Therefore, the love affairs have continued till date, but one of them seems determined to end it by giving me an ultimatum of either choosing her for life or my chivalrous lifestyle. She said I must not even post her pictures online, but I broke her rule. It is not my fault, because even when I sit quietly in my office doing my private office work, they keep on seeking for my attention and she knows. I mean exotic looking local babes and I have seen one with green eyes and they were not contact lenses. Yesterday one of them walked past twice and eyed me, but I ignored her. My venture partner asked if I did not see her.
"My hands are full."
He laughed, because he knew that I was trying to be faithful to the first lady next block.
One came last week and sat on my laps as I was relaxing in front of my office after the working hours and first lady did not know what to say to me.
The younger girls at YABATECH and UNILAG are the most daring and laugh at me when I call them "small girls" and that they must know that I am an uncle. In fact, they prefer the uncles to the "small boys".
My younger brother is wedding this Saturday in Ikoyi, Lagos, and two of my sweethearts have made up their mind to accompany me and I don't want first lady to meet them. But am I ready to leave Ryan Gosling, Gerard Butler, Lenny Kravitz and George Clooney in the Senior Bachelors Club?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZqFK4dcl2Q


Carmen Ejogo Tika Sumpter And Jordin Sparks In Sparkle

Idowuogbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come and see your great Uncle Oriki has started again ooo.

You should have atleast helped your President edit correctly

Wind of glory is what I want

oyb: i beg to disagree

he 'was' a cultist is not going to undo the deaths of people he killed, the pain the families of his victims live with to this day, it will not unmaim , or un-rape or de traumatise survivors of his atrocities

nigerians are fond of all this confession and born againing after getting away with murder and evil, and if that is some sort of magical reset button that will make everything right for their victims


it is just like some rubbish when you read that an armed robber has become 'born again'
as if that will somhow undo his crimes against society

true repentance means taking responsibility for your actions. anything else is demo
there MUST be consequences, otherwise we can all decide to kill , harassa, rap-e etc with the knowledge that we can 'repent' years later

Everything you say is in order, Sir.
Every evil has its consequences just like good has its reward and that is a law of nature!
He already said he doesnt care what happens to him, he just wants to be in right standing with his conscience. Lo ba tan. Dats all that matters.

acume: Get one of her friends she listens to and use to apologize for your stupidity, promise her a better deal, it may work.

get gini? Dont even try this! Why involve a 3rd party? Na so home dey begin break!
Talk to her, promise her it will never happen. Buy her trust back. Do everything to make her happy and accept you

daylae: Prayer. . . coupled with faith, is the key to unlocking noble desires.

Desires are drives. We should strive for noble ones.

He was a cultist. Was is the keyword here. As a cultist, he did atrocious stuff, he killed as a hit man but today he realises he has been evil propelled and wants a change. Encouragement is what he needs and not condemnation. Even though he says he doesnt care what happens to him so long as he exposes the evils in cultism

remark D: Ara umu nwanyi Asaba o na ato uto?
(Gwam gwam gwam, gwam otu ara umu nwanyi Asabi si ato...)

Obi di aso Jesu mere gi ebere

Gbongbonosi: Hmmm its only god that can save us in this country

Maybe I would start banning users like you who won't follow simple instructions yet expect everything to be fine!
Why didnt you report this thread to the moderator? Why didnt you click the 'report button?'

ad84ada: Crazyman pls create a thread for those posted to Borno, am feeling unlucky here abeg, I want to know if am alone in this.

I was posted to Bornu too. Where are you coming from?

Answers to her ernest prayer

Great and mighty is your name

One day be one day, it will be answered

tchidi:



Please na! Jide ofu, ka mua jide nu dis one! How u wan tidy money and Eze? U sef check am na. O di ok??

You sound level headed. We can put you up as the ceremonial wife while I do the main wifely runs

tchidi: So, I can carry on with the Eze bah?

Be like say u no understand when Flavour say 'ife di n'ukwu'.... If I hear say u see any money, with me as nwunye Eze? You never know...

Ife di nukwu? Munwa bu Ara nwanyi Asaba, Ukwu nwanyi Owerri. With me as the Treasurer, I will hold the Eze's heart as a treasure

alfaman2: All these follow follow oyibo for nyash don tire me. Igbo enwero eze. Never had. Never will.

o ga emegi na anya