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cutebobo:
Almost everyday, you hear news about the death of someone. I don't mean, they must be close relatives but I understand that death is not the end of a person. So my question is; what does the spirit encounters immediately after the death of that person.

I still wondering how that feels. But there is one way to find out OP. Just die and you get all the answers ye seek

dachaste:



Jeez. Can u just imagine dat guy?



I blame d gal sha



Wenn I say no sex naw dey'll start whining. If she hadn't given him so cheap he won't be bragging not just outside buh to ha also




Am short of words. Chio!!!!!

What the op did is bad. But come to think of it, some girls deserve this, CU's na all this kind guys them they like, when better guy go come around ask them out they will reject it. Not that the guy is ugly or anything but they want the one who will play with their heart.

faith551:
Op if that's you, then I wish I can get my hands on any of your sisters, I really want to see how you'll feel.
Oh and before you start ranting about how you'll skin me alive if I try it, you won't do a thing, cause you're a pussy, if not you wnt take advantage of a girls nativity. Silly.
Oya clap for your self

and I they here they find bae person they use one play football

stabas:
Chartey thanks alot.The thing is I lost all interest in reading book after the 100 level failure.And even when I read,i won't just understand at all anymore.that's why I opted for the runs that has helped me alot.

Guy. Go do yahoo. Your head no they school. Not smart enough.

tunapawizzy:
And dat s because u 've not seen mine

Picture?

lifeisabitch:
A woman u know is good enough to wife, will you respect her enough to resist the temptation to ask her for sex on first date?

I know for sure that side chicks are usuallly slept with on first date.

I slept with ma current gf before dating here. Now we in a serious relationship and she a wife material

michael142:
I think its because I'm from warri and also from a polygamous home and my late dad was an Aries and he was very funny. You can tell from my comments on nairaland that I'm funny. If you meet me laugh go finish you. Na just my style, nothing there to teach.

Are you a satanist?

Lol true...

Besto:
morning pals... kk this got to me so i actually had to share it on here to get a wider view so as not to advice the friend involved wrongly.
A close friend of mine actually showed me the convo he had with his bae last night, having seen the convo he asked for my opinion.
* He is strict and str8 forward person.
*He also confirms the gal loves him and he never for once had doubts uptill this moment.
*Relationship is not his priority but he loves the gal in person and has never put anyone above her.

So n landers.. pls emulate and drop one or 2 advice. thanks

Bro just show me the girl picture for my email. Na just picture I wan see her face if she worth am

Samfigo1:
Broz I never knew she could be angry. How could I have asked?

See guy, the girl na bitch, leave her she is not open minded, I wonder what you need that kind of girl for. I have asked my current gf this question And she said no. So imagine she refuse to answer this questions and u lock up and go ahead u marry her later on she no fit get child due to abortion and your carelessness for keeping quiet, shey you go shine eye after you don waste money marry? All this kind girls fit quiet give person STD say she was scared, maybe she give you AiD your head o correct bros

omotohdarajugbogbolo:
Good day fam,

I really need your advice on something.

I am a lady in my late twenties and I work with a multinational company here in Lagos.
This is my third year on the job and I know I need a car now.

Now here's the issue; my siblings think that getting a car is a bad idea. Why? Cos am single.

My beloved brother said it would push men away from me

Please does this not sound myopic? I really don't get it.

House how do you see this cos I feel down right now.


Cc lalasticlala , seun

To me though, I just assume the lady is married whenever I see one riding a car. So it has disadvantage and advantage, disadvantage is that; some men might just automatically assume you are married, you might attract gold digging men, just like what happened to my senior sistl, she has two cars, saloon and a jeep. She got a guy who used charm on her CU's of what she got, summary: marriage didn't last.

Just be simple. Candid advice.

Wtf.... End time.

samocholi:
Greetings to u all,please I need a candid advise because am fed up and confused at same time.It all started in 2011 when I met my wife through my collegue in the bank. I used to work in operations and hardly have time to truly search for a wife that is what I thought back then.so I had this collegue of mind who appears responsible and is also a church worker in a responsible church,not all these money making churchs.so I confided in him , so one day he came to me that he has this lady where he normally goes to worship atimes that he will take me to meet her ,that she is God fearing ,a church worker and her father is a pastor in one of the northern states,which he did and introduced us and gradually we started dating,


I even took her to see my parent.to their amazement she woke up around 4am and swept and cleaned the house before we could even wake up for morning prayers.when my Dad saw this he was really please and was like this truly is wife material.but my Mum was like don’t conclude oh as per girls of nowadays that we should keep praying.at first I wanted us to do our traditional marriage in April 2012 and after that white wedding but she started indirectly pressuring me that we should do trad in August and white in November,2011.i thot about it,and with my naïve mind said to myself that since she seems nice and am ready to marry.


I agreed and we got married in 2011.we did both court and church marriage.immediatly we came back from honey moon my life has been one hell of a life or another.it began when my former collegue in the bank sent her sister to bring her cv to me incase we are recruiting so that I can submit for her.so the lady called later to thank me for the assistance and my wife was with me in the sitting room.it was around 7-8pm.after the call my wife started quarreling,that who is that lady calling me that am cheating on her,she went inside the room and brought out our wedding cert.that she will tear it and that we should go our separate ways.i became shocked ,I then told her that she can take the lady’s number or I can call the lady in her presence.that I don’t even know the lady. I did not even have the lady number in my phone,the lady collected my number to follow up and that is all.



I left her with my phones and entered the room.this was happening barely a month and a half after our wedding.as the days go by she started bringing different quarrels and problem.after like a year two month into the marriage,one faithful Friday night after I came back from work and I was fast asleep she woke me up around 11pm that we should talk.and I told her that if we can leave it till morning knowing fully well that the next day was satuday unless if the matter is btw life and death then I can wait.she said it is not btw life and death and was insisting that we talk before I knew it she brought out a knife and wanted to stab me so I manage to collect the knife and threw it into the wordrobe.


By then the sleep in my eyes cleared immediately and I was like what is the matter what is wrong or what wrong have I done to her,my people up till tofday she has not given me an answer.so she stood there speechless so I assume all is well then as I was going tom bed she took one of her high heel and struck me behind my head I fell down and went blank.after a while I woke up and saw her looking at me.so I got up and entered my car with blood all over me to her uncle’s house and showed them and told them what happened.before I continue we live in Abj,so the uncle called her parent and her mum came to Abj the next day.before then I had written and taken my divorce letter to the pastor that am not doing again.


After that the pastor and her people intervened and talked to her. I went to that my colleague that introduced her to me that what does he know about her that I may not know so he said she told him in confidence that she was in cult in the university and that her boyfriend then was the capon.she also told him that the boy friend was shot in school then and died in her arms.when I confronted her she down played everything and wanted to pick a quarrel,so that one died down.


Before I continue,am a banker ,and my wife has a boutique that she sells men wears in Abj. She hardly laughs but b4 we got married she was always laughing.i havs severally asked her what the matter is but she will say it is nothing. Before now I did not know that my wife is a runs girl,after our baby’s birth in Dec 2012 my wife went and did family planning without my consent,it was in the evening when the stuf started disturbing her that I got to know. In August last year that is 2014,I was watching news when she came back by 9:30pm,she started making it a habit of coming late in 2014 and that has caused serious quarrel btw us. So when she came in she droped her phone on the center table and went inside to take her shower.as I was watching the television I now said let me go through her gallery because she likes taking pictures.after that I now checked her messages.i was shocked what I saw.

She sent a text to a married man,saying that she cursed him with the sperm he pured inside her and the man said it was mutual that she is the one came to his house to collect money for the shoes and shirts he bought,he also said he will curse her with his children’s life that she is not the only one that has a child and insisted that it was mutual.at that point my hands started shaking and before I know I she jumped out of the bathroom with soap on her body to take her phone.immediatly she came to the sitting room and saw me with her phone she frozed for like 15seconds not knowing what to say after that I asked her who is the man and she said that I was one of her friends from owerri that used her phone to chat the man.

when I checked the chat history it was not just one day chat it spans four days becos the chat was very lengthy. So I was pissed off, I reported the issue to the pastor where we got married and he down play it that she cannot do such a thing..
My wife has quarreled with all my neighbours in my compound of 8 flat,she has also quarreled with our security guards at the gate to the extent that they have refused to wash her car.On 25 of dec 2014 after returning from the church my wife spreed her cloth under the sun and my neighbour’s puppy came and played with the cloth and tore part of it.the next day she went to tell then but she did not grt a good response so she went behind and boiled hot water and pured on the puppy. My neighbor’s wife went and call police for her the next day being Sunday.but their aim is to keep her in cell till Monday to teach her a lesson.unknown to them my uncle is a top police officer so I called him and we were able to bail her putting Monday date.since then small thing my wife will start saying things that she is suspecting me , that am having am affair.i now told her how,she now said a man that does not drink alcohol and does not smoke will surely womanise.i then asure her that I have done nothing of such.and truly since I married her four years ago I have never looked at any woman aside her.

To cut a long stry short,February this year as usual during valentine I to her to a shop and asked her to pick whatever she wants.then she picked cloths and shoes worth 70k and I paid. After that February ending I usually give her 50k for upkeep so tha day I had keep the 50k but there was a plumbing problem that I had to take 5k out of it to solve so I gave her 45k promising to bring the balance home or I credit her,and that faithful morning we were having a meeting in which a top official is coming from head office and my head of operations was nor around so I was sitting in for her.

so I asked my wife to help me take our daughter to sch that day as I have to rush to the office b4 time. After giving my wife the 45k she threw it on the floor that it is not enough and started insulting me that what kind of useless job is that ,unknown to me she had gone and locked the entrance door and taken the key,as I was about to go out I discovered that the door was lock,so I called her aunte to talk to her,as she was on the phone with the aunt I went through the back door. As I was about to drive out I saw my wife rushing to close the gate with only pant and singlet,I mean pant and singlet not bump hort or rapper.i was surprise,but before she could close the gate I had already passed she now took a big stone and stared running after the car.
she threw the stone at my suv ,it sounded like a bomb very loud.at first I did not know what happened untill I saw her running towards the car so I stoped,she now came held my side mirrow and started breaking it so I had to drive off. I was devasted and could not make it to work,so I called someone in the office that I won’st be able to make it to the office that am having some issues at home.


She went back to the house and called my Dad that if I come back she will kill me.so my Dad called me and I explained to him immediately what happened. so he said I should not go back home that day, I went and slept in a hotel In town .so the next day her mum came and I went home.Now it is not that am afraid of her but because I respect women and will not want to beat ofr fight her,I am far biger and taller than her if I decide to cough she will vanish so is not that am afraid of her am only respecting the marriage institution. When I got home the second day to resume work the third day I discovered that she had tore all my cloths,my shirt both office and casuals,all my suit including my wedding suit,.so I had nothing to wear the next day.so I missed work wednesdy,Thursday and Friday,during all these happening I have been in touch with my office and told them am having some family issues and could not make it to work.



I resumed the next Monday to work and everything seem to be going well, then on Tuesday I got a sack letter from human resources of the bank.unkonwn to me. the new manager that was posted to my branch got a querry for myself and the head of operations not being around for the initial meeting. so he was angry and he wrote to the bank’s human resources and when they checked that I was not logged on for the three days I was sacked,all because of my wife.most times she sends abusive texts messages to me while in the office.For instance if am attending to customers and she is calling and I did not pick on time she will now send a nasty text that I delibertly don”t want to pick her calls.i have even told her to come and see how we work in my office.so since march am yet to get any serious thing to do.
I January I had 2.5m I paid our rent 1m and part pay for a land 1m and the remaining 500k lasted us from march till june.as usual with banks I was not paid anything.so when my savings finished in june the major financial burden fell on her,with little coming from me now.Since then my wife has made my life a living hell with all sorts of insult. For example in November,there was nothing in the house so she went to southern fries and bought rice and chicken for herself,then bought a watery oha soup with out meat that I should make garri and eat with it.it was when I wanted to microwave it that I discovered that it was watery and has no meat.i did not say anything.


Most times I stay back at home unless I have an appointment or an interview just not to spend unnecessary .so I was checking one of the cupboard in our room and I saw somethings she got from a native doctor,they include a bottle of concosion with the label witches and wizards destroying oil,the second one was two of her bathing soap with burnt candle on it when I looked at the soap closely I saw small cross buried inside,the third thing I saw was the complimentary card of the native doctor.All these things I just mentioned are real and I have their pictures that I snapped.i picked them and went to her uncle’S place to show him and he was mad,he immediately called her parent to come to Abj immediately and I called my parent to come becos I told them I don’t want the marriage again. Both parties came and the meeting lasted from 5pm to 12 mid nite and continued again the next day.

she could not defend her sellf and I said am not doing again and everyone started beging that I should give her one more chance.and it seems the issues was resolved.i started my investigation and discovered that unknown to me my wife is a runs girl even b4 I married her and after marriage she continued .that is why she went and did family planning without my knowledge so that she can be sleeping with me with out condom.and this days she dresses sugestivly.i have reported to the pastor ,her parent about her dressing but she has not changed.presently she is fighting with a lady in her former church the lady is a leader in the church.she said the lady has been attacking her in the dream and anytime they lady sees her the lady calls her prostitute.She told me that the lady is sleeping with her pastor.My wife has bad mouth and insult at every provocation,she hadly laughs always moody but when some kind of men call her she will be laughing as if tomorrow no dey.

Today being Christmas as we were preparing to go to church,she was noW feeding our daughter who just turned 3 last week.becos the baby was being slow to eat she started shouting that if the baby does not eat quikly that she will injure her.when I heard that I came and told her that such statement to a baby is not good,I have cautioned her severally not to be telling the baby that she will injure her.because there was a day I was playing with our baby and the baby was telling me that she will injure me.so becos of that I cautioned her.that was all,instead of her to take corrections she started insulting me.that am useless,that the whole burden is on her that she regrets marrying me.that she will surprise me one of these days.


My dear brothers and sisters in the house especially the married ones I frankly need ur candid advise as I am tired of her ,her bad and unrepentant character and her evil ways but am only looking at the term Christian marriage in terms of divorce as I ultimately want to make heaven just as every one.

Thank u for taking ur time to go through my ordeal.

Bros please, I read everything from the beginning to the end, please divorce her na, runz girl for that matter she is unrepentant, she has a very bad spirit, really bad, ease take your child they are other mature beautiful women outside, how can you even be living with a woman who has no love for you? She will kill you very soon if you don't use your God giving brain.

jnrbayano:
I am well aware you are not alright but I have always wondered why for so long.

Kk

geesilver:
The guy will be feeling cool at least he has no woman to disturb him for money during this yuletide season. #teamsingleandhappy .

Please the guy in second pics, he made me confused and very depressed, please what's going on there?

Most times I beg myself to cum.......

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This bleached out fool.

damioyefolu:
Purfeckt pic for "nobody is ugly, they are just broke".

Only ugly boys say that to just make their selves feel better.

Chicasom see the name. Igbo people and ritual self.

Mehnn damn cute, but why the guy tattoo him body anyhow na.

SkinnyDude:
alone kwa? are you an orphan? or don't you male friends?

I'm kind of anti social according to Def loaf, so making friends not my thing.

Mehn Bleep Nigerian girls. I need a foreign chick.

lanre147:
Broz no be lie sha I was also single for 2yrs plus buh now av a serious gf sha...smiles...buh wetin make me single doz tyms bsay I don't av tym to do folo ups if I toast u and u claiming d rock I go waka pass..see bros ..gurlz mata no reach to dey kon dey worry...d right girl will come and maybe all doze gurlz dey ur street or na sch u dey?am not good in this aspect but I know most girls don't worth the stress...thanks tooo

Lol, flex with ur girl tight, happy for you

Toks2008:
Before you say its Toks again i would like to clear the air by stating emphatically that one man's like is a dislike for another and what wows another man in a lady could be a total turn off for another man so my write up does not hold true for all men.

Nevertheless the fact remains that as a real man and a responsible one at that, i represent a percentage of men out there and i believe that many guys with responsible nature and sound mind will agree with this write up so i do not expect everyone reading this to accept my stands but as we all know,everyone is entitled to his or her opinion.

As they say,"you have no second chance to create a first impression" and i also know that outward appearance sometimes do not suggest who the person is but when a man meets a lady for the very first time,even without saying hello,there are vital things that a guy sees and makes his judgement regarding such a lady and for me,these 9 things will turn me off instantly if im meeting a lady for the very first time.


1.Scraped eyebrow replaced with pencil drawings: God is the greatest artist and every lady must understand that having your eyebrow on your face gives you a natural distinctive beauty and yes it is allowed to shape it as you want but scraping it off and replacing it with a eye pencil drawing can never make you as naturally beautiful as the original makes you.

2.Scraped natural eye lashes replaced with fake doll like eyelashes: I really don't know what many ladies think when they remove a beautiful natural eyelashes to replace it with a funny looking doll like one. Believe it or not,the natural eyelashes have a function that the artificial can never be able to perform and if you must know,having your natural eyelashes on gives your eyes a more alluring look than the fake and funny looking barbie like one. You are human for crying out loud so remain as one.

3.The use of non-recommended contact lenses: I don't even know how to describe this one but trust me, i even fear ladies that use such just for the sake fancy because it gives me an idea that such a lady is very mean to herself because how can a lady use another lens to cover the original one without even the fear of going blind?Please save yourself the sermon of how painless it is and face fact.Its better for me to be with a blind lady than one who willingly decides to make herself blind by endangering her eye lenses.I can't stress this enough.

4.Irregular piercings: This is a hard turn off for me and when i see a lady having more than one hole on each ear,im like "this one is over exposed" and when i now see another hole in the upper ear region,nose,lips and so on i just give up on such and consider her as a real hustler(Guys know what i mean). Except maybe you are a northerner or from some countries that makes it a norm i do not see any sense in having all your face pierced and some even go the length of piercing their tongue and kini and i just wonder how some men will open their arms to such woman and cal them sweet heart,no be me..lai lai!

5.Bleached or over creamed body and face:As a guy have you ever moved close to ladies who have used cream to change their skin color in the name of toning up or some bleached bodies? i can't comprehend how guys dating or married to such cope because the smell of their denatured skin nutrients is so appalling and i wonder how it will be when they go unclad.

There are micro organisms that are natural flora of the skin and these microbes are every harmless and they fight of many things from our skin and by the time you use bleaching and cream kill these helpful microbes, what is left is a helpless skin that will be exposed to different external harmful germs and the resultant effect is a smelly skin and of-course many bleached bodies end up in disaster.

Abeg if you are a lady reading this please avoid bleaching or using strong cream for your body in the name of toning.There us a natural body fragrance that turn men on in ladies so please maintain that fragrance and use mild cream to maintain and bring out your natural color without crossing the delicate line.

6.Tattooed body:Some guys claim they get turned on by seeing tattoos on their women and i just shake my head because i do not see any correlation between tattoo and beauty, Call me archaic but i don't see why i will be wowed by a lady who draws tattoo on delicate areas that only her man should see and i get wowed by that and even if the tattoo is drawn at a comparatively exposed part of the body it still does not add up for me because keeping your body clean and void of unnecessary drawings in the name of tattoos will make more sense and even make you look alluring.trust me, real men get turned off when they see tattoos on a lady;s body especially some parts of her body that should not be seen by all.

7.Excessive use of jewelries and accessories: Some ladies are obsessed with wearing 5neck chains at a time,hand chain,leg chain,rings on all fingers and so on habba na wettin? please no man wants to have an idea that you will spend all his money on buying jewelries or be the type that may use all her life savings on purchasing jewelries. Use jewelries moderately and you will look even more beautiful.

8.Excessive make up:Sometimes i believe that ladies who make up actually make up for what they do not have. You don't need to look like a masquerade to prove a point and guys get turned on seeing a lady in her natural state that after she has packaged her face to look sweet.

Little wonder why a man divorced a lady and took her to court because he felt she hid her true look from him and made him believe she was pretty just to find out after marriage that he has entered one chance. Abeg be more natural than artificial and a man who will love and want you wil always come.

9.Indecent dressing: I can't even stress this enough.Many ladies go about unclad yet with cloths on and i do not see why any reasonable and responsible man will put a ring on such a lady except there is another motive. Guys love to imagine what is under those attires so please don't show us everything.

10.Smoking and alcohol intake:I can't even start to describe how repulsive it will be for me to enter a place and find a lady spewing out smoke from her mouth or with a bottle of liquor in her hand.How do i even say hi to such but then some guys might just be ok with such ladies.

If every lady is asked to state the type of man they want, they will readily use the words"i want a real man" and then i wonder how unreal they can ever be. A lady who uses fake eyelashes,eye lenses,nails,and so on should wish for a fake man and not a real man.

My advice is that every lady should try to look as natural as she can because real men love ladies who look natural and if every lady reading this wants to really confirm this write up please do this..If you are "guilty" of any of the things i wrote above just ask your man his sincere view about it and hear his response.

I hope this makes sense.

Toks numb 6 is big turn onnnn for me!

lanre147:
bros u neva clock 40 na and u dey depressed..na wa oooo...jux chill and do ur thing ur way nd don't try to impress anyone..no be by scent of perfume ooo...and besides gurlz no suppose b problem na kuz wetin most of dem get to offer na problem.

Lol, I know ma but it is not easy being alone, anyway true talk though, thanks.

dguizman:
God go purnish anybody wey advise me or tell me say make I marry oyinbo.....Black is beautiful.

If you see some white young girls you go forget black my guy.

gabby898:
i asked her out just like u did & i was given capital letter NO.. So i kept on doin d nice things i used to do to her, like calling & buying her gifts. I even bought her gift during Christmas.. The code is just do 9ice things 4 girls without wanting anything in return, trust me dey will almost eventually b d one asking u out....... Dat girl in question eventually asked me out.

Hmm OK I will try it, bug wah abt if she has a boyfriend already and you are buying this gifts wasting ur card callin n all DAT?

gabby898:
guys code nowadays is never ask dem out but do things Dat will make her fall in luv with u... And let her know u re interested in her too but not verbally... Trust me it works cos i have done it b4

So how does she now officially become ur girl without asking her out bro? N war are the things exactly to do , CU's I know I can make a girl laf and feel happy but they said it will only end me up in friendzone. So help out with some info.

RoastedCorn:
reduce the jokes, behave more serious and act like you don't care

Okay bro tnx.

ucheHapers:
Bro, I feel your pain. Play the long game...stop asking them out, focus on making them fall in love with you and see ur good side. Start seeing ur self as somebody women are suppose to be falling head over heels in love with . Explore multiple girls at the same time, don't focus on just one. It would make her feel too special. And never ask a girl out until she pratically begs for it. Dont focus too much on beautiful girls, trust me the so called Ugly ones have a way of making you feeling like a god. Most importantly focus on been a success .
In summary stop asking them out till ure sure they've fallen for you...personally I'm too old to play that "hard to get game" with them.Never spend more than a month chyking one girl, drop her and move to the next girl before you are friendzoned...hope i don't convert you to a player...confidence in ones self is key and not desperation.

Thanks 100 man, I will do just that!