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Politics / Re: Caption This Picture Yakubu Dogara And This Baby At IDP Camp: Hilarioius by ofofoCEO(f): 10:09am On Jan 10, 2016
Wait for me.

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NYSC / Re: Back To Back Speech Using NYSC Allawee by ofofoCEO(f): 1:25pm On Jan 08, 2016
As posted by a student grin

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Religion / Re: Photos Of Nigerian Churches With Funny Names. by ofofoCEO(f): 2:30pm On Jan 07, 2016
If this thread made you laugh

[url]
https://www.nairaland.com/2835444/hilarious-church-posters-made-year
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Will simply crack your ribs, do not open.

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Celebrities / Re: Razak Omotoyossi And Bose Alao Welcome 4th Child by ofofoCEO(f): 1:42pm On Jan 07, 2016
Congrats Razak you will just be forming Messi for your wife, be scoring anyhow but if you reach football field you cannot play well ooo.



Razak when will you visit [url]amebohub.com[/url]




Wait, how come when a woman gets pregnant everyone rubs her stomach and say congratulations and no one rubs the man's balls to say Great job

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Nairaland / General / Re: Some Important Dates Of 2016. by ofofoCEO(f): 1:40pm On Jan 07, 2016
February 14 is not important to us the single folks. angry

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Webmasters / Re: 10 Ways To Improve Your Alexa Ranking by ofofoCEO(f): 1:25pm On Jan 07, 2016
Well, I have tried all this for my blog [url]amebohub.com[/url] but it's still not rising among the ranks.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve With The IMF Boss Christine Lagarde (PHOTOS) by ofofoCEO(f): 1:23pm On Jan 07, 2016
Genevive will not be relevant to me until she starts reading my blog [url]amebohub.com[/url]
Health / Re: Woman Stabbed On The Cheek By Her Husband, Doctors Yet To Remove The Knife (pics by ofofoCEO(f): 1:16pm On Jan 07, 2016
OKAY LEMME GUESS,

YOU BROUGHT THE PICTURES HERE SO WE CAN HELP REMOVE THE FUCCKKING KNIFE OR WHAT? sad lipsrsealed :-

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Webmasters / Re: Am Having Issues With Spam Comments On My Blog by ofofoCEO(f): 1:13pm On Jan 07, 2016
Mayfrank:


lol.. That's a good thing, I guess

It's all fun and games until my spouse pours hot oil on you grin tongue
Webmasters / Re: Am Having Issues With Spam Comments On My Blog by ofofoCEO(f): 10:36pm On Jan 06, 2016
Mayfrank:


Uhm... It's not that big a prob. I could fix it for u

Now you pushing me to the wall... Lol grin
Webmasters / Re: Am Having Issues With Spam Comments On My Blog by ofofoCEO(f): 10:12pm On Jan 06, 2016
Mayfrank:


Uhm... It's not that big a prob. I could fix it for u


Interesting to know. But at what cost?
Webmasters / Re: Am Having Issues With Spam Comments On My Blog by ofofoCEO(f): 9:48pm On Jan 06, 2016
Mayfrank:


-Your theme is not fully customized.
- The blog isn't very responsive on phone.

Kai, technical ish. What do I do? Get an expert to fix it or us it something I can do for myself?
Webmasters / Re: Am Having Issues With Spam Comments On My Blog by ofofoCEO(f): 9:39pm On Jan 06, 2016
ITbomb:
Are you on Blogger or WP
If WP, use Akismet plug-in
If blogger, go to settings and enable moderation "Always"

I think it's hosted on WordPress.
Webmasters / Re: Am Having Issues With Spam Comments On My Blog by ofofoCEO(f): 9:38pm On Jan 06, 2016
Mayfrank:



It's a free plugin.

Honestly? Plugins are not your only prob. You've already stated that u aren't experienced in the technical aspect. So it's not your fault. I could guide u on how to address all technical issues on your blog.

Okay, what and what have you noticed?
Webmasters / Re: Am Having Issues With Spam Comments On My Blog by ofofoCEO(f): 9:24pm On Jan 06, 2016
Mayfrank:


Hey... wonderful blog you've got there. As for the spam comments, try installing anti-spam plugins like akismet.
Thanks, I will try it. Is it a free plugin? Are there any other useful plugins am missing on?
Webmasters / Am Having Issues With Spam Comments On My Blog by ofofoCEO(f): 9:07pm On Jan 06, 2016
Good evening webmasters in the house, am a new blogger with little or no knowledge on how to run or manage a complete blog (especially the technical aspects). Thats not to say am a block head though as I can make posts, add pictures and all.


Guys my main problem is spam comments... I usually receive tons of spam comments that are unrelated to the posts I make and it's soooo annoying. I used to think it was cool at first and that my work is being appreciated only for me to scrutinize these comments well, and the opposite was the case.


Please what do I do to stop these people/spam bots? Is there any plugin/app am not using on my blog.?

My website is [url]amebohub.com[/url] please check and help me out.


Mods others may have this same problem, help give this a push.



Cc Lalasticlala mynd44 Seun ishilove
Health / Re: Please Help....i Forget Things Easily These Days... by ofofoCEO(f): 5:58pm On Jan 06, 2016
OP SAY NO MORE, JUST LOCATE A YORUBA WOMAN THAT WILL GIVE YOU A RESET SLAP FOR FREE....

grin grin


I REMEMBER WHEN MY MUM SLAPPED ME SO HARD IN TRAFFIC, I SAW ANGEL GABRIEL HAWKING GALA.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Church Posters That Made The Year 2015 by ofofoCEO(f): 5:50pm On Jan 06, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking In Hospital, Shares Photo by ofofoCEO(f): 2:54pm On Jan 06, 2016
Celebrities / Patoranking In Hospital, Shares Photo by ofofoCEO(f): 2:52pm On Jan 06, 2016
Reggae Dancehall sensation took to instagram to flaunt his own '' Hospital bed looks'' as the Girlie O crooner looks fit and sound.

Well, it seems this is the new cool in town.

''When your doctor is a fan Always remember to check your health...Body no be firewood #Makeam #GOE2016 #Whayasay!!!''

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAMx5OKSrru/?taken-by=patorankingfire

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Celebrities / Re: 8 Celebrities We’d Like To See Get Married In 2016 by ofofoCEO(f): 2:23pm On Jan 06, 2016
Yvonne Nelson and Genevive especially, am tired of them spreading their legs up and down like a rumour


embarassed embarassed

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Business / Re: Banking Blues In 2016 by ofofoCEO(f): 8:33am On Jan 05, 2016
Well, I couldn't make meaning of this post. grin grin grin

All that was in my mind was reggae blues.


After the reggae play the blues,
a blues a blues
Make you do as I do
I do, I do
Enjoy yourself baby boo
Bae boo, Bae boo
Even your boo get a boo
A boo, A boo
Share the Gala, share the booze
The booze, the booze
Everybody wanna groove
They grove, they groove
As far as E-money dey pay
Dey pay, dey pay
Skiibii o pop champagne oh ah ah





**modified
Well written piece op

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Car Talk / Re: Vehicle Parked Close To A Heap Of Rubbish Burnt Alongside It In Yenagoa (photo) by ofofoCEO(f): 8:16pm On Jan 04, 2016
Mehn, the owner village people don finally get am.
tongue cry









That chai moment when you come out and find your 2016 RANGE ROVER SPORTS burning like this.
Politics / Re: Kaduna Youths Block Roads, Protest 10-month Power Outage by ofofoCEO(f): 3:43pm On Jan 04, 2016
If this protest were to be in the south/East now, a section of Nigerians will call it an attempt to sabotage the efforts of the government. Am just saying sha

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Crime / Re: Two Brothers Burnt To Death For Stealing A Motorcyle (very Graphic Photos) by ofofoCEO(f): 3:37pm On Jan 04, 2016
Am not in support of the innocent boys that were burnt to death I swear.



Na the same people wen burn these guys go dey dance and sing the praises of politicians wen they rob us night and day.



Well, a great thief once said


''WE STEAL AND LOOT FUNDS BECAUSE NIGERIANS DO NOT STONE US'' - Amaechi

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Politics / Re: 2016 And Those That Will Bring The Change by ofofoCEO(f): 1:29pm On Jan 01, 2016
Biko this list is not complete jor.


Where are THE CONDUCTORS, PETTY TRADERS, FILLING STATION ATTENTANTS ETC.. .. Na them go give Nigerians change on a day to day basis

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Religion / Re: Post Your 2016 "By This Time Next Year"expectations With Faith.. by ofofoCEO(f): 12:58pm On Jan 01, 2016
By this time next year, I will be first to comment















Interesting conversation between Baba Iyabo and Angel Gabriel

ANGEL GABRIEL: Baba, it's your turn to make your wish

OBASANJO: BY this time next year, I will be the most handsome man in world.

ANGEL GABRIEL: hehehehe, Baba I said make a wish, that one go require miracle o.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Church Posters That Made The Year 2015 by ofofoCEO(f): 9:14am On Jan 01, 2016
More photos:

Jokes Etc / Hilarious Church Posters That Made The Year 2015 by ofofoCEO(f): 9:12am On Jan 01, 2016
Your Favourite Amebo compiles a couple of rib cracking church posters as seen across Nigeria in the year ending 2015.
Its all for laughs so have fun. grin grin grin


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Source: http://amebohub.com/2016/01/01/hilarious-church-posters-that-made-the-year-2015/

Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Declares 2016 A Year Of Spreading by ofofoCEO(f): 8:46am On Jan 01, 2016
NO GO DEY SPREAD FOR BURUNTAI FRONT OH

NO GO DEY SPREAD FOR BOKO HARAM FRONT

AND NO GO DEY SPREAD ANY HOW FOR EKOSODIN IF YOU DEY UNIBEN


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Celebrities / #2015 was awesome until is Now Trending On Twitter by ofofoCEO(f): 4:58pm On Dec 30, 2015
#2015WasAwesomeUntil is Now Trending On Twitter Nigeria
Wow, what a thoughtful harshtag to end the Year with.
Read extracts of some hilarious tweets by Nigerians as they share spoilers for 2015 on this trend....



Oya nairalander leta join the fun. Share your spoilers

AS for me 2015 was awesome until Nnamdi Kanu started the Biafra palava.


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mynd44:
Lalasticlala:
airforce1:
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Politics / Re: Blatter & Platini Banned For EIGHT Years by ofofoCEO(f): 10:37am On Dec 21, 2015
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