wepu aka enwe na ofe mmanu.

I must mention that the majority of boys wey de run the street for southy na Igbo boys , True word no be lie.
It is understandable because, they are business savvy and have actual business experience which they put to a business that needs no shop.
I dont agree with their idea because they can do other things and live longer and happier lives.
The Yoruba boys are the ones who are kings of oluwole.
And they are also into yahuze and wuru wuru motor import, thats what I heard on the streets and I blv it to be true.
But, in all these, you have to bow when you notice that all the high tech jobs are full of naija at least when the going gets tough.
But, the inbalance betwn oyinbp and dudu for there, na wahala.
If u undersntd Yoruba, soutafrica will make u know that truley, Dudu ko ra.
Aaah, black southafricans hate non southafrican blacks, not to say that the other africans there are worth loving when u consider the way they embrace crime.
But, where in this world will a black man find rest and peaceful life?

If there is someone who can share experience of Southafrica, I think I am one of them.
I live in Europe, (I wont tell you which country because a lot of people know me.) ,however, Iam married to a Southafrican.
We do go to SA every 2 yrs and I have been 3 times.
For you to understand SA, just imagine Europe Africa and America and Spain mixed into one pot, that is SA.
If you speak dutch, you will love the place.
Now, there are 3 major types of SA people, you have the blacks, whites and colored (mixed race)
The blacks are living in 1950, the colored are living in 1980 and the whites are living in 2000.
What Im saying is the people have a different mentality, it ranges from being Paranoid to feeling superior and then, they also feel inferior.
They can be very irrational and sometimes very trusting, marriage to them is just like what we call by friend and girl friend in Naija.
My pikin de speak naija and im mama de try small small. but, im mama famili no like to hear about naija and dem no wan go visit.
Dem think say dem place na heaven but dem too like to travel, dem too like enjoyment.
If you go SA, make u marry, den make u get pikin, dem go give u Kpali one time.
If u marry dem, make u no put ur mind for the marriage ooh, otherwise, u go regret because, the woman fit wake up one morning talk say she no want again and thats it, no be like naija wey famili go put mouth.
The place good, I no go lie, but na oyinbo get the place up till tmrow.
Any workshop wey u get there or house, na bank loan, if u no pay, dem go collect am one time carry u go court.
The people na one kind people, but wetin go make me go live there be say, the weather na nmbr 1.
The weather no cold as people think, if u wan see cold, make u come Europe.
I waka well well for SA, I go see jaguda people wey be Naija, and Zaire (Makosa people dem).
I also go see naija wey de do better thnig, de ones wey de do beta thing, some na people wey go school well well and dem don relax for there and dem marry naija woman carry follow body.
But, many dey marry SOUTY, so those ones, you go see say dem wife wan carry dem put for pocket but, I trust Yoruba boys, dem dey marry two or 3 dem dey born for every corner, which is ok because, if yawa dey for one side, you go sabi where to but head.
If you dey europe and u don taya, make u go south bros.
If u be onyibo, make u go south one time because na una people get the palce, dem go sort you out.
Naija wey wan make fast money, u fit make am there but, dem fit carry ur dead body come house because every body get luga for there.
So, make I cut long tory, the bobo wey talk say him help one naija, I no go doubt because one man for there dey tell me say if i wan stay, him go wan join with me for business.
The place dey ok but, no go begin think say because u see black people na im be say dem go be ur friend, dem de do one kind one kind.
Plenty of dem no get home training.
But the good ones are very good.
Dem women fine no be small but, take time, sweet thing dey kill.
If dem boyfrind no shoot you, dem mama fit pour u hot water, if that one no happen, dem papa fit arrange u make them sort u.
And if u get bad luck, u go carry Okitikpukpa original Hiv.
No mosquito for there and the place no far from naija. so, there u go.
Thanks to the guy who helped the naija guy, so, can u tell us if ur calard (coloured), black or white?

Nigeria has enough problems already.
Anyone one who gets involved in making the leaders uncomfortable will of cause pay a huge price.
To eradicate the menace of disturbance to oil operations, do you think that getting rid of a set of people will be too much price to pay?
Listen, dont fool yourself.
So many Nigerians are marooned over seas and just stay online writing and getting old while young men and women in Nigeria are sitting on the lap of luxury.
Hold your heart and go home and join in rebuilding your self and your country, if you make it, your Kids will look for you.
And if youre a woman, you know they will always be in touch.
But, remember that all the issues of bomb or no bomb are not our business, the people who did it know themselves.
It doesnt really matter and talking about it will not help us.
What is important is to answer the question of what you will do when you get old.
I also need to answer that question and a meeting is needed and this is a meeting that you will attend with your own self alone.
I admire IBB and OBJ, those guys are in touch with the powers that be.
Please, dont ask me to believe they are the powers that be, no, they are the errand boys, now, they have gone from boys to men.
They are old, their age mates have died, they dont want you bimbos to jail them because, they know that young Nigerians aint got no F, ing conscience.
Those whose only public show while growing up was barbeach show, how will they have conscience?
If you dont know what barbeach show is, then this discussion is not for you and you are enjoying senior joke really, so, gafara hanya Nigg6.
Piss or Peace, who gives a monkeys eyes, Im outta this MFKR.

I dont believe that any University in a developed country will provide any information to you when you ask about somebody.
Even a hotel will never tell you if some stays or stayed in their rooms.
A primary school wont even tell you any thing.
But, if you were to ask them if they have such and such a course, of cause, they will tell you.
Emeagwali is a victim of bad belle.
The Professors who are after him are just part of the layed back sections of the Yoruba community, not all Yorubas are like that mind you but, so many have become haters and its not helping them, it seems like they can see that the long time game is over now.
Awolowo brought in free education and jakande brought in a system where you fail an exam and still move to the next class.
Where in the world can you do that, only in Yoruba land, that is fraud.
So, the professor who is doing this has admitted to be a failed Prof and the only thing he wants to be remembered for is the bringing down of a Giant in the the field of science.
Professor do little-LAZY PROFESSOR.

Chris,
i wish you luck.
Nigeria is a good place for you, you will prosper because of your mindset.
Of cause you will get a good job, just ask around in the UK circles and also Nigerians.
As you mentioned your wife is from an aflluent background, the family will sort you out with enough contacts.
Dont worry and welcome to the Nigeria extended family system.
BTW, Im a Nigerian born UK citizen.
Im married to a non Nigerian African who is now a citizen as a result of our marriage.
Its tough married to a person from dif culture, her family are difficult and I have to keep proving myself till one day, I got fed up, now, we are splitting up.
You dont have that problem, all you need to do is make money and dont ever talk of divorce and dont accept anything you dont really have to.

Dont listen to bad advise.
If a man is flirting or being friendly with women, it could well be his nature, the men who cheat are the pretenders.

The yoruba language has been the source of slangs in the African criminal under world.
This is not tribalism, this is fatual.
Kpali is a word that a lot of people know.
Odu is another word.
Shekere is also a word.
Aduro je obe. we stopped to eat soup.
The word Aduro has taken a new meaning.
So, in a lot of African circles, the Yoruba language has shaped the way for things to come.
Omo, If you hamar no do shakara or else ojo go gbab you.
Thats english and Yoruba, its understood by a lot of Nigerians and westafricans who dont even speak yoruba.
The words that are slipped in have proven elusive like a slipper Azu asa with the result that many countries dont even borther to teach law enforcers the language as you hear it every where.
The new secret codes are now in the most protected of African languages Igbo.
Chei, the container bu atu mmanu.
Tear rubber.
the guy just buta the ugbo na obodo eliza, buru the thing fakpunye na container.
Ojebe go igbo direct.
So, there are words in Igbo like Ahia or Afia, It has other meanings.
The word Onye olu means worker but there are other meanings.
I will stop here.

Old boy, dont entangle yourself with onyibo woman, thats badnews waiting to happen.
You will remember my words when you get confused with her behaviour.
She can just wake up one day and tell you its over.
At the moment, she will be all over you and kissing and loving, the same intensity she will use wen leaving you.
Find yourself a Nigerian woman and live with her, have kids live in NIgeria, theres nothing more here.
Its all a mirage.
The more you look, the less you see.
And if you have kids with the onyibo woman, she go take them one day.
forget about the onyibo women we knew who lived in Nigeria with their husbands in the past, in those days, naira had power and the women obviously left when things got bad.

Tell him about it and perhaps its nothing serious, he knows youre there and hes possibly being friendly and thats his nature.
He is happy to have you and wouldnt change you for those women, trust me, Im a man and I know.
If he didnt care about you and trust you, he will not do it in front of you, he will do it behind your back and actually do it.
This guy is not sleeping around, period.
Tell it to him jokingly and forget it.
dont feel bad or unwanted, just try to flow with his character and it will be well.
for instance, if he says to a lady, I like your hair style, say the same to the lady, and if he keeps on, then, tell the lady that he is just trying to make you jealous and just smile or laugh, Some times, just ignore it.
But the worst reaction is to keep quiet and later spark like gunpowder, that will not help you or him.

Anyone can work in Nigeria.
There ship loads of Chinese, other Africans, British, Americans, Polish, LEBANSE and Koreans working in NIgeria, not to mention the thousands of Southafricans flocking in at the moment.
Nigeria is busy deporting the illegal ones.
Look, if you want to live in Nigeria, then, go live there, and learn the language, you will become a citizen one day.
But getting a citizenship for fun is not allowed anywhere in the world.
To be quite honest, if you are a black person, who will ask you for your nationality in Nigeria?
No one.
but if youre white, of cause, you will be asked or aksed every single second.
In Nigeria, its cool to be white even if youre a crackhead.
So, if youre looking to find a place wheer you will be treated better than youve ever been treated, go live in Nigeria if youre white.
But, the Nigerian passport? No

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As a dual citizen living in the UK, I know that we all feel it would be nice for our spouse to have Nigerian citizenship.
The most important thing is for you kids to have dual nationality.
Your wife cannot get citizenship except she lives in Nigeria. Thats what the Nigeria High commission told me and it makes a it of sense.
Also a Nigerian nationality will help you save cost of visa and also the cost of time and travel each time you want to visit Nigeria with your spouse.
If you get the passport through illegitimate means, you will suffer because, the same wife will report you when you fall out of favor with her.
You see, if your child has UK citizenship and you take the child to live in Nigeria, no one can force you to return the child because Nigeria didnt sign the treaty about return of children.
If your Wife is a Nigerian citizen, she will be able to effectively challenge you in a Nigerian court for custody and you know, she may have the upper hand because, she can influence many people to support her including some dubious law enforcers in our dear country.
I am at a point where I want to return home and because my spouse is non Nigerian, I am stuck in a limbo.
I must go because Iam tired of living in a country where men have few rights where children are concerned.
Having a wife and child here in the Uk has been one of the ways Nigerian men have been given a criminal record and their lives distroyed.
I would be very careful if I were you.
Get your wife a multiple visa if shes travelling often to Nigeria or do your applications by recorded delivery.
And go home as soon as you can.
You will thank me one day for this advise.
Im taking to everyone who lives abroad and has kids, go home when you and wifey are still in good terms, the marriage will fail, its a matter of time and societal/family pressure.
But also let your dear wife know that if she becomes a Nigerian citizen, she might not receive diplomatic assistance from the Uk Embassy while she is in Nigeria and should any problem occur.
The advantage to you is that they wont help her if she has problem with you.
But, all in all, its not useful execept she wants to live in Nigeria.
Good luck and hope you all know that my comments are not a form of legal advise or immigration advise, Iam not qualified to give legal advise, you must contact a solicitor or citizens advise bereau or any concerned embassy if you need a correct opinion.
I will not be held liable if you use this information or if you choose to act in any way because of this information.
I had to write all these disclaimers because, the country we live in is a country governed by laws and technology, these all contribute to the stress and high rate of depression and mental health problems facing many of us who live here.
Did you know that your own wife can call the police and tell them you raped her even if its not true, you are in soup and could go to jail for a long time?
Your wife may have an affair and when you find out and challenge her, she will alledge domestic violence or rape and you will spend many years in court and pay tens of thousands of £s to lawyers and end up losing your kids and even going to jail for 3 to 5 yrs?
Be careful what you do with women out here, dont even slap her back if she slaps you, you will go to prison for sure.
And dont beat your kids or anyone.
Dont shout at your wife.
If Police are called, dont say oh my God, they could have you done up for religiousity and sectioned in mental home.
These are things you hear and learn when you fight over who will keep the kids.
Dont even go to divorse court and contest, you will be skinned alive financially.
And you my brother wants to give your wife a weapon to fight you?
A Nigerian passport .
Let her come and live in Nigeria for 10 yrs.
As a Nigerian wife, there is a special visa which she can easily get, they will never refuse her visa.
And another thing, get the form and apply for the citizenship so the embassy can formally refuse her a citizenship, that refusal letter may help you in future.

just read the sucess of ur application, congrats, that was a close shave.
The fact u had 4k must have swung ur case as ur family will not be entitled to any except child ben .
Welcome to the real world.

First I must say that what ever I write here must not be taken as imigrtn advise as Im not authorised .
Having said that, I must share the experience I had and that of others including conclusions taht can be reached if u examine the rules.
If ur Wife is on benefit, and u apply, That violates the public funds part of the rule.
2, if ur wife stops work, she cant cope with child care, I know that because, child care costs too much and she must be eraning £16k to be reasonably expected to afford to support an application.
The job she got may be a locum with an agency, well, she needs a perm job and payslips for at least 3 to six months.
If I were you, I wld withdraw of suspend the application till u meet the cirtaria, as u have visa, visit her and help her look after the kid for six months and come and apply, when you have appointment, arrive Naija 3 days to interview. let her also take a holiday and come with u& Baby or you come with Baby alone.\
Then, u have a cast iron case.

Grace+rightousness = good succeess.