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Mine is three years older than me, and she possesses all the characters listed.. She's made me love older ladies coz when she knew my age, she felt sad.. But I made understand that am ok with her as long as she's lovely..

Pls let's hasten up the whole stuff

The Israeli prime minister has forgot that when Israel go to war, God can give them victory without anybody helping them.

I started my acceptance fee
payment on the 29th of October
but the whole process has not
been successful. The money was
paid to Uniben acct but my
payment state showed 'failed'
thrice. I've gone to the bank and
I was give copy of the
transaction showing that the
money was paid to Uniben acct.
Anyone with such problem
and if solve should pls assist me
on what to do, because I'll be
heading to the auditorium very
early on monday to show that
copy.

I started my acceptance fee
payment on the 29th of October
but the whole process has not
been successful. The money was
paid to Uniben acct but my
payment state showed 'failed'
thrice. I've gone to the bank and I was give copy of the transaction showing that the money was paid to Uniben acct. Anyone with such problem
and if solve should pls assist me
on what to do, because I'll be
heading to the auditorium very
early on monday to show that copy.

I started my acceptance fee
payment on the 29th of October
but the whole process has not
been successful. The money was
paid to Uniben acct but my
payment state showed 'failed'
thrice. Anyone with such
problem and if solve should pls
assist me on what to do,
because I'll be heading to the
auditorium very early on
monday.

snave007: Just went to my bank(finbank) 2 ask y my atm cant carry out online transaction,she(a staff ) say na so she see am oo,say she self dey use G.T.B atm 4 online transaction,I have gone to First bank to make enquiries about the Kash Card

wat did they say about the kash card?

Idriswhite: I have olevel certificates for the clearance.during the physical clearance,do i still need to give the clearance officers waec and neco scratch cards?

read ur question again to rectify it. Nor go form jonky that day O. Na you know sha

Davidtolu: Guys, if u know u ve nt finished uploading and filling all d necessary information, do not click on save nd request clearance. A guy did dat dis afternoon, nd he may forfeit d admission. Be very careful with d process. Gudluck

why didn't they make space for errors to be corrected. Admission nor easy O, so make one person wen call himself computer nor go do wetin they go take beef am O

Mexyz: To those dt dnt ve an atm card, i can hlp u guys,am in 4 bankn nd finance...ve a Gtb bank mastercard dat i used 4 post ume, u re jst 2 pay in d money to d accnt,den i wil gve u d card details nd u go 2 a cafe nd finish d rest..jst want 2 help..nt a SCAM O

hw U want make pple take believe U cos ur present look fraudlike. Try update ur method cos nor be JSS 1 children you dey talk to.

If they like let them even turn stone to bread but all I know is that a standard was set for all on earth including heaven; die and after three days rise back to life, then.........

Even if they grow by 0.0 percent our 7.6 can't match theirs, what a shame.

[quote author=Tgirl-temmy]Admitted by UNIBEN to study Eco-Stat Edu and JAMB says Admitted to study Education and Economics.. Why d difference? [/quote]what is really the problem with Uniben? Since the first batch, from error occured to error corrected in the admitted course of study. Why behave like university with menopause if at all there is one. You are too big to behave as such. Pls update those computers of yours. Don't come change my pass to carry over with your errors O. It seems those in charge have wrinkled eyes yet they won't resign instead they'll update their google glasses. God help us.

f i o: iran has russia and china, north korea

For Russia and China, the US would need the support of Britain and France. My brother na plain ground those two countries go turn to. And for North korea, the US need their own brother to deal with them, opportunity for Japan and south Korea. Na World war be this.

tpapi: D day israel wil mistakenly attack iran,dat is d day israel wil know dat it is not as strong as it thinks,israel wil b bombarded fm all front wit iranian missiles,hezbolla,suicide bombers jus name it,if only d US wil not interfere,so dat we can see ow iran wil disgrace israel

Just try and read the SIX DAYS WAR BETWEEN ISRAEL AND THE ARAB ON GOOGLE. This is one nation we are talking about here. Warri say 'dem(IRAN) nor reach.

dayo23: Before making any irrelevant statement please go and read the History of the SIX DAY WAR between Isreal and The Arabs. I can tell u something Isreal is unconqureable.....War wit them is War against God. Beliv it or not It simply the truth!

Nor be joke O cos the bible said before Israel will be defeated, the Lord himself will come from heaven to take over on their behalf. No play O

[quote author=Malcolm-X]Israel with a drone hovering over Iran? lol. Even America's most sophisticated stealth drone was brought down(not shot down) by Iran, with the use of computers(hacking). And this particular drone wan't captured, it was shot down, and it exploded into pieces. It had a self-destruct program in it.

Can Israel win a conventional war against Iran by itself? Even the craziest neo-cons/pro-Israel in America will disagree with you.[/quote]the reason America/ISRAEL halt military attack on Iran is not because of the fact that Iran has what it take to smile when the war start but they thought of the relations between them and the other muslim nations like Eygpt, Turkey, libya, pakistan, afghanistan and so on. They understand how this nations would feel if they carry an attack on their brother. The iranian authority said in a statement that Israel is complaining about their nuclear programme while they have more than 200 of it. In case you don't know, Israel is the strongest nation in the middle east. If you think about the Iranian using missile that can reach Israel/America, which they boasted can equally wreck a warship, Israel made them to know that the one they have can reach any nation in the world.

Mexyz: Atlast smebdy is here to help,dnt knw y people wl be spreadn rumours evrywhere....we jst want to knw hw d hostel accomodatn is lyk, d rums size nd number of students in a rum.

six in a room O. I guess you saw that during post ume time.

Tare1: Why are we all ungrateful?? Humm still complaining? Please lets cultivate the attitude of Thanksgiving... Pls lets return all the Glory back to him... He deserves our thanksgiving... Good Morning

nor be lie, na true you talk. Let me ask this question, is there any course like 'PRESIDENT Of Nigeria', 'Minister of information' 'Commissioner of education' and so on. Just try to make the best out of your course and leave the rest to God. Whatever course you are given cannot change the destiny God gave to you. It could be like a course that throws you into the prison but remember it doesn't change JOSEPH from being a king. Tnks

Imperativedude: Gud mornin 2 all, 1 luv. Pls i was given doctor of optometry in d 2nd batch, but as of now i cant login cos it sayin invalid credentials. Pls Any one wit useful info should help a broda in need. NB. Have tried some1 who was not admitd & d result displayd.

guy nor dey do like teenager jor, this na university tinz you dey talk here. Where the email wen dey send your credentials put? It's case sensitive; if you type capital 'P' instead of small 'p' for 'putme', it would display wrong credentials. So goes with the others; understand-

obago: Hon. Patrick Speaks At Nigeria @ 52:
"This was the gobbledegook of the kpotokios in the crass and macadam vituperation of our grey matter from the terminus a quo to the terminus ad quem of their
colonial peregrination and I dare say that FIFTY TWO YEARS after our flag and territorial shambolic autarky, our modus vivendi both at theleadership and follower-ship sub-stratum still exudes and
sustains that kpotokian diatribe.
This is indeed the sphinxian conundrum of a Nation at FIFTY TWO." - Hon Patrick Obahiagbon.
What do you have to say about this grammar?
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even the white people that has ENGLISH don't speak like this. I guess his language are for him alone and will soon be added to the number of languages the world have.

obago: Clearance will soon starts. 33 days to resumption. I have heard a lot of good,bad and ugly things of staying in school hostels and staying outside campus. But i have made up my mind to stay in school hostel though it is not well maintained. D security within d school is far beta dan d one outside campus. I'm considering security b4 any other thing. Students in Ekosodin,bdpa,etc can hardly come out by 8pm because of rapist,robbers,cultists,etc. But in school hostel u can stay outside up to 1am and even go to night classes. There are so many advantages of staying within d school premises. Congratulation once again to those in the 2nd batch. Add me up on 2go>GODSTIME570.

nor be lie you talk O, even 3pm be like morning wen I go write post ume dat time.

blocx03: AU AH WISH D CLEARANCE CUD START JANUARY NXT YR AH GO APPY DIE,AH GO GT MORE TYM 2 GADA D MONEY WELL WELL

same as me

DEATH OF AKPORS... Akpors finally died and went to heaven whr he met Angel Michael.... Even after all ma rubbish so I finally made it to heaven....tank God ooh.... Angel micheal: akpors come and enter ur room and pray... Akpors: Bro mike.. Wot is going on downstairs...th at is causing so much noice.. Angel Michael: that is hell fire Akpors: pls bro.. Can I go and have a look ?? Angel michael: Alright no problem.. U can go and have a look.. Buh lemme warn u,,,heaven g8 closes @ 5pm...hurry up and be back before 5pm...after 5pm, u will not be allowed into heaven again... Akpors went to and have a look,,, and there he saw many celebrities,,,, clubbing... Dancing and drinking wine...Akpors came back by 4pm...and Angel micheal speaks.... Angel micheal : Nice to see you earlier my son... You are a true child of God.. Akpor : mtcheew,,, if I hear,,,, I came to pack ma bags before u lock the gate.... Hmmmm

Metaphycist: Be prepared 4 stress!

Which stress are you talking about or are you trying to put tension on someone's mind. If its Uniben stress don't worry cos if others can go in and come out, we aspirant can do same. After all, the road to good things in life has never been easy. God bless

Unilag and Uniport don release their 2nd batch now O. I just hope Uniben release her own this week. Whether delay or release, October na deadline.

After admission Waec or Neco go still do screening concerning complete result. Anyway may God help his children.

Thatz true but certificate na be the matter.

Last year I was in the shoes of those whose name were in the pending stuff. I really felt bad not just because my status was pending but my score was equally low-45 aggregate. I looked around but no hope just because I wrote only Uniben post Ume and ignore all other skulz exam, cos it my number one choice of skul, but see my situation. Before my eyez a year is going. Man said no admission for me wit my score but because those around me were mocking my failure, something happen few days before the 2nd batch was release. On the 1st of Dec. last year, I took my bible and read the book of judges 6 to end where God use 300 soldiers of Israel to defeat an innumerable soldiers of their enemy for Him to be glorified alone. So I concluded that wit my low score and praise from my heart to God, I will dance for joy at the end. Indeed, on that same day after reading that passage of the bible and prayers, connecting my case to it, BIU sent me admission. It wasn't my choice but God has proven that wat he did yesterday, He can still do it again. I've taken my time to write this so to encourage the hopeless and also to boast the hopeful ones that no matter your score, victory is not bigger than you. Speak the word to your situation and see wat God can do. Nevertheless am among those on the merit list this year and am hoping to see you as well in Jesus name. Amen

If among those who will be parents tomorrow of which I know I'll be by the grace of God, I've made up my mind even before He died that my first son name shall be called Michael all for the sake of Michael jackson. I repeat, nothing will change it.

God help ur children from the hands of future destroyer and let them know that your time is the best. Those of you without patience be still and know that God time is really the best. This year 2012 jamb makes it the 4th Jamb I took in four straight years. Starting from 2009 when there was no admission from anywhere. 2010, I gain admission into the university of Benin under the faculty of education, department of pol.sci/pub.admin but then my O.level wasn't complete and that faculty wasn't even my choice cos I want it to be in social science. I asked God why has He let the admission pass me but I never knew He has a better plan for me. In 2011, after my O.level was complete I wrote anoda Jamb and went to Uniben yet no admission; instead of Uniben, BIU gave me admission after Uniben finally resolve their pending issue. When everybody have written me off, wit all sort of name and mockery this year 2012, God prove to them that my situation is to glorify Him. Now am among those whose name came out in the merit list with the right course and faculty. Am going to paste my two jamb number so you can confirm. yourselves. Uniben is my heart desire and if God can grant me He can equally grant you so be patience and take courage. This one is for 2010 05225284CA........ And this one is for 2012
25298793BA, just go to jamb website to confirm. Don't go to skul where after graduation you won't be recognise. Remember those graduate that where arrested either early this year or last year. Be careful!!!

[quote author=Mastino]My i wrote d pume oo, i got carried away nd i did'nt ans 20ques..

But i scored 50, although am still waitin 4 da 2nd list, but still finding option B to nt sitting at home..

Meeen i realy luv uniben, 2 bad i hav to find option B in another sch,.. but dnt knw were to start frnd. Lack of info



[/guy 2 me you nor serious at all. You fit get time count 20 question wen you nor write but during time wen you dey count am, why not answer some then?]