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Family / Re: Adorable Photos Of A Nigerian Father Blow Drying His Daughter’s Hair by ogaphill: 5:48pm On Jun 21, 2015
Politics / Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by ogaphill: 7:57pm On Jun 15, 2015
Mogidi:
Amaechi is the first lady.

Why is Amaechi eyeing her like that . If PMB catch him ehh undecided
Religion / Re: Answer This Sunday School Question My People. (see Question) by ogaphill: 11:43pm On Jun 07, 2015
omanifrank:
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Someone sent this question to my mail, so i decided to share with the Christian People on .

Read Question Below:-

when Adam and Eve born Cain and Abel, as at that time there were only 4 people on earth i.e (Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel).

Bible said, Cain killed Abel and was cursed by God. now it was left with only 3 people on earth i.e (Adam, Eve, Cain)

Now according to d bible, Cain traveled to a town called Nod and married and gave children with her.

Now my question is, which other human did Cain marry?




Make Una answer this question Oh.
To add to the question, a town called Nod was mentioned, which people made up that town cheesy
Politics / Re: See How The Nigerian Army Have Upped Their Game Against Boko Haram Bombings. Pic by ogaphill: 7:47am On Jun 06, 2015
But this is not a recent picture na . I have seen it like two years ago under GEJ administration . The stuff was donated either by USA or Israel to help in bomb detonation. What I don't know is how useful the has been since then. But to say these stuff were procured now is a lie.
Esmanhamza:
That is the Nigerian Police not army. And the robot was given to them around august last year by the American ambassador to Nigeria when he visited the IGP.
Thank you very much.
Politics / Re: See How The Nigerian Army Have Upped Their Game Against Boko Haram Bombings. Pic by ogaphill: 7:46am On Jun 06, 2015
But this is not a recent picture na . I have seen it like two years ago under GEJ administration . The stuff was donated either by USA or Israel to help in bomb detonation. What I don't know is how useful the has been since then. But to say these stuff were procured now is a lie.
Romance / Re: Aigbe:I Started Talking More With My Daughter The Day She Spoke About ‘Mouth Action' by ogaphill: 10:39am On Jun 04, 2015
Very soon Mercy will be like
grin

Celebrities / Re: Comedian Akpororo Disgraced Himself At Buhari's Gala Night. by ogaphill: 8:28am On May 30, 2015
Esdb3:
Akpororo was the comedian invited for the presidential inaugural gala night, he was banal and even though he tried to hide it, he was nervous!

He came up and cracked his dry egg shell of jokes like this"ahem, can you please appreciate me, pls appreciate me once again. If I crack joke and you no laugh it shows your problem is big and you need a pastor not a comedian. Tell your neighbour you are looking good, tell him or her once again. My name is akpororo but the white men call me akporaurau. My father one time went to buy a dog, though the dog didn't behave like a dog but like a cat anyways dog na dog. You know how people call their dogs by human name, you go see dog called kelvin, gabriel. You'll see white people say gabriel jump, sit, run. One day thieves came and shouted everybody lie down, na so the dog lie. The owner look at the dog and said gabriel bark, bite these people. The dog replied if you no shut up I go bite your ear, no be gun they hold so?(That was the funniest of his jokes and it isn't even funny)"

He then, talked about a warri pastor that asked people to tell their neighbour that what happened to me will happen to you. "Na so I look my neighbour hin get bandage for I eye I con talk say neighbour what happened to you will happened to you" (akpororo then laughed) then he. Greeted joke silva and said "shout to my great aunty, aunty joke silva. We need to improve our nollywood. You see our accident and spirit scenes let us leave the accident scenes to the indians." He then said rubbish about spirit scenes that made no meaning to everybody"

He finally capped his "unfunny" display with "thank you mr president for being a good father, you are my father from far away and thank you my mother(referring to the first lady) even though you don't know you borne me, we want change ehn(then he started chuckling) so we can change our father and we can change our mother"

He finally dropped one dumb joke I won't bore you further with and promised to return. But aint nobody wanna hear that shii no more, I guess so because he didn't return!!!

Damn that dude was so dry. Why didn't they invite basket mouth or ali baba.

Cc: lalasticlala
Is that what happened nwanne?
Well, there was no light in Enugu since last week till now, so I didn't watch the Inaugural dinner, Inaugural Ceremony and the Gala night cry . How many Gala did Buhari chop abeg
Politics / Re: PENGASSAN, NUPENG Begin Strike by ogaphill: 6:12pm On May 21, 2015
Fuel is scarce and they are going on strike on top am . Are these guys human atal?

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Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by ogaphill: 10:11pm On May 17, 2015
PLANETOFBETS1:
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Travel / Re: Calabar Monorail Coaches Arrive by ogaphill: 10:21am On May 11, 2015
Kenai:
The Rivers Monorail has already arrived...

And it's about to take off...
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... To outer space.

LalasticLala, Obinoscopy
I half died cheesy

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Politics / Re: Enugu APC Chiefs Fight Over Ministerial Slot by ogaphill: 9:00pm On May 01, 2015
Ideke (Ezea), cry me a river cry tongue . Thank God you didn't emerge as Enugu state Governor cos this is how they would have been slapping you if you didn't carry out their biddings angry . Chai!!! A whole governorsheep candidates cheesy . Slap of Change grin

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