That Police man drinking from that Maltina can in the first pic just shows that,drink o bcuz y?wahala no dey finish

DISPOSABLE giveaway.

koladebrainiac:
e

e for 'E bi things'.

Forget about past glory,Man City is the real deal in Manchester now and for a long time to come.

A real feminist paving way for every girl child without making noise who is far better than all these lousy broke ones on nairaland that can't survive without hoping on a man.

IYANGBALI:
Ronaldo and Messi are out of the champions league, it is better for the two of them to retire from football now that their ovulation is still very loud

Ovulation?
Please kindly type in your native language and at least one person here will translate for us,please kindly avoid English language for now.

In all this,na that weak Harry of a guy I just dey pity.By the time this drama Queen of a wife dump am him eyes go clear and the family sef fit lock up give am.

A literal picture of 'welcome to the Labour Market'. If you know,you know.

kalu61:
Anfield has lost her fortress. Let's go guys

Anfield?...
That stadium is more of an Ant Field these days.

Starzo:

lekki na cotonou??

No,Lekki no bi Cotonou.
Wetin that guy dey talk bi say,if na mainland this issue happen where boys plenty,the matter for probably pass like this.As of when Burna bi arrive the club that night,all the boys wey dey front of BAYROCK that night no even pass ten.

Burna drove his black Ferrari to the club.I didn't stay long enough to see CDQ and Martins when they came to BAYROCK.
In all this,wetin surprise me na say LASG dey claim say clubs no dey open o and that BAYROCK owner na serious weyrey,the man be stone one guy bottle because them stand dey wait for Burna to comot from him car.

Abeg,any news on how much be exchange hands before their release?

SmartPolician:


Oh, Buhari is no longer a terrorist but a bandit now?

Him dey do shift for the two works,some days;a terrorist while on other days,a bandit.

sapphiere:
The FUTURE is FEMALE.

No be by typing this nonsense wey you just type nai she take get there o.

Queenlovely:


He is a gold digger

I don't want to brag,

but let me give you a hint, I can buy the whole of Imo state and 25 more states combined

Ma'am,please can I mail you my CV to get me something doing with your large circle of connection?
Thank you ma'am.

Mosdii...where you at with your favourite lines?

mosdii:


no mind am, na bloody Simp wey no wan let my matter rest, him dey pray make I fall like him girlfriend breast

hahahaha...him no go succeed.

[quote author=SweetCunt97 post=99217882]Sup [/quote

I'm cool and you?
I heard some strange news coming out of Texas and I was hoping you did give us a first hand report.

Draslo:
Have some respect

Do you got some extra?since you feel I don't have.

Draslo:
Ask French president, Emmanuel Macron

That Macron of a guy na mentally disturbed pesin.Him wife last born senior am and that means na him bi last born for him house.

DropsMic:
You go chop food tire

Hahahaha..so na food you chop tire during your era abi? Tell us more about things wey go down during una relationship.

mosdii:


Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Guess who is back!!
Mehn,one guy bi claim the other day say them don knack you ban for centuries to come.I dey try so hard to remember the exact words wey him use describe your predicament....but mehn,that guy bi seriously nearly finish you.

Where is SweetCunt97? Nairaland Texas first lady.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ...

This politics ehnnn...me must run am....a real niggarrr can't bomb for ever....bombing is not sustainable
Last last I will delve into politics

i go find one party with great ideology join
i nor go join apc..never...for me to join apc....i go join pdp

Like play like play i go find my way into the legislative arm of government

Then boom
i go propose the bill to legalize weed
All religious institutions go dey pay tax...churches and mosque...
Then i go give all my real niggarrrrs contract...no nepotism, tribalism, chauvinism, esprit de corps,factionalism, regionalism and sectarianism

You go give all your niggarrrrs contract?
Sorry,what is the meaning of nepotism?
By the way,you go like legalize weed abi,abeg you don watch TED? because you sound like the movie big fan.

If you have met this lady in person then you will know that what she carry's is way more than what pictures will show you.
I for say happy birthday to her here but she no go see am.

cchub:
Sht, we used to meet and smoke in the bush after lectures during my uni days. One thing led to the other shaa, I didn't woo her, the weed did.
we're still best friends till now even though we're no longer together.

Come to think of it, I've been in like 5 relationships in my life and i never woo('d') anyone of them.

I just dey here dey try paint a picture of you and that girl as couple,mehnn;weed breakfast,weed lunch and then a little touch of weed in whatever una decide prepare as dinner.

drLammy:


Lol

I once heard he ask one of his thugs to take up a political post and that one said Baba I don't know book o, Then Baba asked someone to bring a book in which he then ask the thug what is this? The thug replied, a Book
Then Baba said and you say you don't know book.

That man na Real Nigga

This story got me cracked up so hard,like;I laughed so much after reading this..."And you say you don't known book?"..LOL.

Emeka71:
Hello babe please can we talk?

You wan throw her off your Storey building too or na her quarter past four eyes you dey trip for?

14 years age gap,meanwhile her male age mates will ask her out but she will belittle them because one rubbish guy is brainwashing her and who knows her parents might be aware of the relationship with the guy.



'Unused Condoms' as exhibit?
Naija police sef.

Sleekmilan01:
In other words,she was a cultist

Yes,she is but not the poverty and senseless type of Nigeria cultists.And by the way,if I'm not wrong;cultism is not a social vice over there.

Tapout:
Lol... I hope she's not one of those hoping to buy chicken and chips for 250 Sha??

Meanwhile Wahala no dey finish....
NDLEA done go incinerate hidden cannabis plantation for area. At the moment, everyone within radius of the settlement done dey feel the altitude. Although someone has been contacted @ NDLEA HQ, them say make "we wait it out" say na normal phenomenon. �‍♂️

Like this now, the Suspect dey under interrogation, we dey suspect conspiracy theory at work here.

So you dey drug law custody now like this?
Una connect guys for Druggy Office suppose hint una of their colleagues visitation na.

Righteousness2:

This one is looks like Sacrifice..

Burnt Appetite!

As evangelist no see any bible passage to back him comment him turn comedian....I laff tire after I read this ur comment.