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Somebody don tell me this same thing wey you just type but I bi feel say him just dey talk for talking sake.
I grow up idolizing him o and if we meet and him form, when I blow me sef go return the forming to am sha.

Kollabo419:
Nna mehnnn


Met this dude at Banana island runway on his regular early morning jogging
Carry cap cover face

What a snubber mehnnn

Two male neighbours wey be dey beef for inside our compound because of their wives be forget say issue dey between them when my idolo Jay Jay bi score this goal.

The two men run out of their house come outside with much excitement then hug in celebration of the goal and na so two of them settle o.

Nigerian version of xenophobia loading....

Sorry about your experience but to say na me, I for show that monkey craze sha.
When I struggle hold him neck, him go learn something new.

yemmight:
The monkey went deep inside the bush. I know it will have dumped it somewhere. Management of the place also wrote on entrance people should be careful of the monkeys. They also drag food with people.

Hospital sir, not hospial.

What is the essence of those two women wearing a net on their hair when the wigs they are putting on are all exposed?

You need to see how hard I laff after seeing this your post.
And una leave there without the iphone abi?

Una suppose report to the authorities there to queue up the thieves in monkey body to provide the iphone or face being turned into piece of evening meal meat.

So robber monkies dey sef?

yemmight:
My side attraction at LCC are the monkeys. Those monkeys stole my colleague's iPhone and we never recovered it.

A metal refuse container exploded.

But o, na for inside plastic container them dey do bomb?

The real news go soon come out, make the NPF just dey rubbish themselves.

To be a Nollywood actress in the current era, just have big back, form accent,and try fair by any means and that is all.

Do not be deceive o, slavery is still very much ongoing.

Is there anything like Lekki or Lagos corner in America?

Sure fact.
I once heard a song by Casper Nyovest from SA and he said "I know a lot about them but they know nothing about me"

Casper Nyovest did that song (Same Chair as Kanye) when he was at the Sway in the Morning show in America.

Princewill1:
Most Americans knows little or nothing about the outside world.

E shock you say a popular and rich American musician who has traveled around the world still knows nothing about it.

Take a mic and go to the streets of New York and interview people. E go shock you say must Americans there think say Africa is a country.

A student in a Nigerian secondary school knows more about the outside world than most average Americans.

Meek asked a question and the response he got is how the people that responded understood his question. The Meek guy should have at least go on Google or ask an African over there in the States (because there is no way he will said that he doesn't know an African over there in the States to ask his question directly to the person).

I agree with what you said about Nigeria and Africa still being in the stone age, that's a sure fact, no cap.

Maybe Meek should have said, "yo my fans in SA and Nigeria or Africa, I wanna come down to mother land for a show or two, I hope I got a lot of listners on Spotify and other streaming platforms over there?". And I'm sure we won't be here seeing people from Africa dragging him over his question which they saw as an insult.

GO0dharddick:
SA even better.

Does your country have 24/7 electricity supply? Oga na generator I take dey charge my phone on a steady so WTF are you saying? Where's the light?

The guy knew no light in Africa, especially in Nigeria Hence he asked that intelligent question

Oga travel to USA and you will know Africa, esp Nigeria is still in stone age

#COYG no dey tire you OP?
Every Ass-nal match, #COYG, #COYG, and the yeye club no dey fail to disappoint you.

Any way, both clubs are rubbish clubs, so I will give delusional Arsenal a win. At least two goals or more.

Abi na Jay Jay go supply the fufu and better egusi soup before this match with CIV?

Be it as it may, it is worthy of note that, we are all migrants.

I am not sure of what 'Indigene' means but I know what the word 'Indigenous' means.

Which amongst the categories you fall under, the crooks side or agberos?

Dagger111:
This guy again. Why is it that great people normally have 1 or 2 Judas in the list of their children? Almost every great men o.

My maternal late grandfather had lot of children and he is a very known cleric and so wealthy but believe me, over half of his children are crooks and agberos. Why?

These Guinea teams no wan gree for anybody for this AFCON o. Na so yesterday, Eagle no fit beat Guinea fowl and today now Lions sef no still beat another Guinea fowl.

Op don collect soup, eat and clean mouth finish then con dey ask yeye question.

So you tell her make she drop the soup make you snap am then ask for NL to get answers b4 accepting or not to accept?

I tire o.

TOYNEX:
You dey mind am, God dey raise hooligans ?

God raised you, so who raised the others?

Ivory Coast Vs Egypt for the final and Egypt to win the final.

How is Madrid vs Barca a derby please?

HNICEARTH:
Madrid for the win, but derbies are not always easy win. Barca will play as if their lives depend on this game, and they will suddenly be on form. That's derby for you.

#Halamadrid

A Corps member leaves his PPA and is embarking on a senseless journey and some people here are supporting him?

Who gave him the permission to leave his PPA in the first place or do Corps memebers travel at will now?
This suppose graduate ought to be kicked out of the National Service.
Tinubu that doesn't recognize some of his Ministers that he was told to appoint is who someone is foolishly trekking to go and see and to worsen everything, the senseless fellow is busy giving foolish reasons for his nonsense trekking.
Even the whole Fr. Mbaka no see Buhari.

Okay.
But we are mixed with our colonial masters too. At least you can see that you and I are communicating with their language instead of communicating in any of our indigenous languages in Nigeria.

Ilamina:
we are no more British

But those Portuguese colonies stand out because they have a unique skin tone because of they mixed with their colonial masters

Hahahaha

Prenonjebose:
Omo, those guys were wicked o.

Neymar Jr, Lewandoski, Haaland and more all said no to Real Madrid.

TimeManager:
Ignorant kid, do you have an idea about Blackrock?. In simple terms, can a footballer say No to RealMadrid?

-kiss the truth!

Ivory Coast Vs Egypt for the final.
Egypt to win the AFCON 2024.

Infamous?
People wey run una rampage nai you still dey tag as infamous?
So after the rampage them come famous abi?
No kii me with laff abeg.

Prenonjebose:
Ben Iroha comes to mind. One of the toughest matches Nigeria had with Vote d Voire at the semi final in 1994. Iroha's equalizer was a delight to watch.
The last time Cote D'Ivoire hosted it, those infamous Cameroonians, went on a rampage against us in the final.

Which one bi Portuguese countries again na bros abi una don bring back Slave trade?
So now, Nigeria and them Ghana na British countries abi?

Ilamina:
Go guinea Bissau 🇬🇼

Let Portuguese countries represent in soccer for once in the continent

Whatever happens on the field today, Host Nation MUST WIN o,I repeat, Host Nation MUST WIN! Even if na by using juju, cheating, bribery o, normal winning, host Nation MUST just WIN.
I no wan hear say my ticket no green after the match.

I'm just curious if you really understand english or may be you are not someone with much sense.

Curious345:
he was a criminal

Abi o.
Food from the T.B guy evil but money inside envelope from the same pesin no dey evil nor seems suspicious to the acclaimed journalist.

My own bi say, no bi media firm like BBC for call out another pesin evil.

You wan compare any evil to wetin BBC founders do Blacks and still dey do the Black race?

Rajosh:
You rejected food, but you didn't reject the envelopes.