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lordmayor2013:
I visited the bank this monday morning and met quite number of people at the bank door so decided to pen down my observation..Enjoy!

1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the door with their hands raised up and their heads bowed down like they have given their life to christ..
People inside will be like ”Oga enter the door has opened.!

2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they always wished the door will open and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other day. A guy inside started yelling at me.. Do fast come out nah,when the door hasn't opened yet…. i was like come Jack me come out nah..

3. First timers.
This ones don't know how to operate the door,some will even think the bank has closed,some will wait for someone to comeout before they enter.

4. The suspicious ones.
This ones will have to pull their
belt, necklace, wristwatch, bangles, shoes, drop their phones, keys even after much done they would be denied entrance..
The security officer be like ”oga you be welder ?

5.The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the bank and now with idea of how to bypass the security..when they enter the door they would hold out every metal object like keys, phones outside the door until the door makes attempt to close..
When one door closes the other must open. wink

6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone in entering the door, even when they enter alone they will want to know how many people are inside the bank before the door opens.

7. Questionnaires.
This ones will come to the door and ask questions that one needs to consult the gods before they answer,
questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?

8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!

Feel free to add yours!

promsman12:
2024? I just dey waka pass...

lonelydora:
Is it the trend now? PSquare showed his yesterday, Now Terry G is showing his....who will be the next?

Nicur:
bro read am wel them talk Bsc OR the pilot qualification meaning if u don't have Bsc but have the pilot qualification you can apply, if you don't have pilot qualification but have Bsc you can apply! Naso me take understand am

Omotolu:
Whether 120,150,01 or 2000-people die.the military has failed to protect our territory.

tola9ja:
150 not 2000 IF ONE OF THE MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY WAS INVOLVE YOU WILL ADMIT IS MORE THAN 2000 IDIOT MILITARY AND THERE COMMANDER IN CHEIF GEJ OLODO


NEXT MONTH IS END OF ALL THESE TRAGEDY WHEN WE ALL VOTE OUT THE CLUELESS ONE AND VOTE IN THE INCORRUPTIBLE AND HONEST MAN GUESS WHO IS THE CLUELESS ONE

THIS GEJ HAS A CEREBRAL STAIN EVIDENCE

At his rally in Ibadan, Jonathan promised to create 2 million jobs every year if he is re-elected. This is the same man whose YouWIN program which he is always shouting about like an injured aparo gives grants to just 1,200 people annually. The 2 million jobs he did not create in all the years he has been on the seat, he wants to now use magic to create them. Our president must really take us all to be dolts. He did not even explain how he will create the jobs, he just said he will create 2 million jobs. Yes, he will do so in his dreams

tola9ja:
150 not 2000 IF ONE OF THE MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY WAS INVOLVE YOU WILL ADMIT IS MORE THAN 2000 IDIOT MILITARY AND THERE COMMANDER IN CHEIF GEJ OLODO

Jonathan don turn magician...U can imagine!!!


NEXT MONTH IS END OF ALL THESE TRAGEDY WHEN WE ALL VOTE OUT THE CLUELESS ONE AND VOTE IN THE INCORRUPTIBLE AND HONEST MAN GUESS WHO IS THE CLUELESS ONE

THIS GEJ HAS A CEREBRAL STAIN EVIDENCE

At his rally in Ibadan, Jonathan promised to create 2 million jobs every year if he is re-elected. This is the same man whose YouWIN program which he is always shouting about like an injured aparo gives grants to just 1,200 people annually. The 2 million jobs he did not create in all the years he has been on the seat, he wants to now use magic to create them. Our president must really take us all to be dolts. He did not even explain how he will create the jobs, he just said he will create 2 million jobs. Yes, he will do so in his dreams