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estheremma:
My hubby's ex visited me when i gave birth,she was also heavily pregnant for her new hubby.we struck up friendship after that.i know say na him past tense joor.i no bother o

i feel you momma

komzyb:
:Dyour comedy make sense sha

lol...tanx sis

komzyb:
Lolz...op are u serious?

am serious ooo, u like it abi ;-)

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too. 1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs 2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

missKiffy:
Paying a visit to come and do what nah

hahahahahannnn to come and greet you and ur family or just to check how her ex is coping

missKiffy:
Visit my matrimonial home to come and do what nah

there is nothing in her paying a visit, and u will say u trust ur hubby...if u trust him,you wont have a bad man

Ty

vheMa:
smh,judgment awaits you

which judgement, mary in bible sef born b4 she marry Joseph

vheMa:
Is it right to engage in premarital sex

yes now
if you want to buy generator in the markey, you will sha test it before buying

Gh

A virgin will never make mouth to the world openly that he/she is virgin...
You know yourself, so please stop painting youself good, hypocrites

This is to inform all candidates seeking admission into the Lagos State University that LASU 2015 JAMB Performance Index has been released officially by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board. LASU cut off mark 2015 is 200 for JAMBites that selected them as most preferred (first) or second most preferred choices.
The LASU 2015 JAMB Performance Index so extracted from JAMB website is based on the UTME results of those who chose the Lagos State University as their choice institution during registration for the 2015 Computer Based Test UTME. So, if the school should bring out a cut off mark of 200, the following shall be the statistics of candidates that will participate in the aptitude test/screening.
LASU 2015 JAMB Performance Index
1st choice – 8,174
2nd choice – 120
3rd choice – 10
4th choice – 0
Total – 8,304
It is worthy of mention that the LASU JAMB Statistics given above is based on number of candidates that selected the school only. Due to facility constraints, we were not able to give the metrics by courses selected. Such detailed statistics is available on JAMB website. With the statistics above, you can estimate your chances of gaining admission into your course of choice this year.

UNILAG 2015 JAMB Performance Index has been released officially by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board. UNILAG cut off mark 2015 is 200 for JAMBites that selected them as most preferred (first) or second most preferred choices.
The UNILAG 2015 JAMB Performance Index so extracted from JAMB website is based on the UTME results of those who chose the University of Lagos as their choice institution during registration for the 2015 Computer Based Test UTME. So, if the school should bring out a cut off mark of 200, the following shall be the statistics of candidates that will participate in the aptitude test/screening.
UNILAG 2015 JAMB Performance Index
1st choice – 32,946
2nd choice – 57
3rd choice – 3
4th choice – 1
Total – 33,007

Ofe onugbu (as the igbos like to call it) is very delicious and popylar because it could be made in more than 5 different ways and can also be refrigerated for a very long time. This soup can be made with egusi (melon seeds), ede (cocoa yam), ofor, achi or even ogbono. INGREDIENTS :
2kg Meat of choice (beef, chicken, pork, turkey)
Bitter leaf (wash to desire)
Half cup of ground crayfish Maggi or knoor seasoning (3 cubes)
Ogiri Dry fish (2 medium sizes) Stock fish head (1 big size)
palm oil (about 25cl)
Salt and pepper to taste
Cocoa - yam (pounded) or 4 cups of Egusi (if you choose to make bitter leaf soup with egusi).
The bittter leaf soup takes almost the same process as the making of uha soup, as a matter of fact, one pot of soup could be cooked up to the point of adding leaves the you divide it to add uha to one and bitter leaf to other.
PREPARATION : To soften the leaves and further remove the bitter tatste, it is advisable to boil alone in ordinary water for 10 to 15 minutes, most people like to add a little quantity of edible potast to hasten this process. Parboil meat with every necessary ingredients, add the (hot-water) washed dry fish, stock fish and cook until it is tender, add more water then add palm oil, ground crayfish, pepper, maggi seasoning, salt and pepper to taste. Stir and allow boiling. At this point it should give a good soup taste (even though it would be watery). Then add the pounded cocoa yam (at this point you can add the ground egusi if you chooose to make bitter leaf soup with egusi), also add ogiri now. Cook till the cocoa yam dissolves, (this would likely take about ten minutes) then add the bitter leaves, stir, taste, add more salt if necessary the cook for three to two minutes. If have any question, ask on link below
http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/04/how-to-prepare-bitterleaf-soup-ofe.html

I have been expecting something like this to happened. Buhari is a stubborn man and would not give chances to Tinubu eventhough he made him the president. Nigerian Pilot Saturday gathered from a member of the APC in Abuja that, close associates of Buhari from the North, are rooting for the outgoing Lagos State governor because of his sterling performance in the last eight years. However, they (Buhari’s close associates) are said to be aware that Tinubu is plotting to give final say on who makes the ministerial list for the entire South West, South East and South South zones and Fashola is not likely going to make Tinubu’s list. Although Tinubu will be allowed to make reasonable input in the list of ministerial nominees from the three zones in the South, because of his contributions to the success of APC, Buhari is not under any obligations to accept whatever list that is submitted by the “Jagaban Borgu” as Tinubu is fondly called. The source said,“since Buhari will be answerable to Nigerians on the performance of his ministers, the final decision of who will be in the incoming Federal Executive Council, is his to make. “If the General insists on having Governor Fashola in his cabinet, Tinubu just has to learn to live with it as there is nothing he can do about it.”he said. He further disclosed that Buhari has confidence in the capacity of Fashola to deliver on his mandate and the fact that he is not one of the governors that have corruption allegation hanging on his neck, makes him a natural choice in Buhari’s cabinet. On why Tinubu will be allowed to have a say on the list of ministers beyond the South West zone, he said APC did not produce any governor in majority of the South East and some South South states and as the national leader of the party, the party leaders in all those states will need to consult him on the ministerial nominees. However, he explained that Governors Adam Oshiomhole of Edo State is expected to pick a nominee from his state, while his Imo State counterpart, Owelle Rochas Okorocha will pick the Imo ministerial nominee if he emerges victorious in the supplementary election in his state. Meanwhile, rumour mills are flying around that some APC governors in the South West that were recently reelected, are getting set for war with Tinubu over ministerial, ambassadorial and board appointment nominees. The governors are plotting to frustrate any attempt by Tinubu to impose ministerial nominees on them. In a similar vein, the bickerings over the zoning arrangement in the APC has pitched party chieftains against each other as Tinubu has reportedly hijacked most of the positions.

See more on : http://talkwithbeejay..com/2015/04/buhari-tinubu-and-fashola-clash-over.html

When i read the APC manifesto earlier,i always laugh because it is filled up of promises that will never be fulfilled. In the manifesto and campaign words they said they are going to feed all primary school students in the country. This is a very big LIE. I will simply call it campaign strategy. Am not been bias likewise am i a PDP member,am not doing,am just a blogger and a film maker. Rauf Aregbesola stared to feed students in his state but as i am talking to you,he has set up a panel of nine, to review its policy of free feeding of primary school pupils in the state. The Aregbesola government is owing the state workers almost six months salaries, a development it blames on allocation from the Federal Government. His Deputy Governor Titi Laoye-Tomori said last year that the “ school feeding meals cost the government of the State of Osun N3.6bn annually.” The governor is now looking for the way he can generate revenue,he has now recommended the introduction of Parent/Teacher Association levy to be paid by every primary and secondary school pupil in order to increase Internally Generated Revenue of the state. If Aregbesola cannot feed ONLY his state, is Buhari that now want to feed the NATION abi? Story and Promises for the gods.

Source : http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/04/why-buhari-cant-feed-primary-school.html

Ofe Achara is a delicious soup that is common in Abia, Ebonyi and IMO states. It is special elephant grass-like plant that is usually shredded into tiny bits and chunks and cooked with egusi, achi or offor.
Other important assorted ingredients usually go as accompaniment to make the soup tasty. The taste is better on your taste bud. Let's just go straight to the kitchen. Any swallow like akpu, fufu, pounded yam, or Eba can go with this soup.
The already made shredded type can be bought in any market where soup things are sold around town in Nigeria. Just tell the woman 'Achara'.
Recipe for serving:
2 cups of shredded already made achara leaves
2 cooking spoons of palm oil
Seasoning and salt to taste
2 cups ground egusi(melon)
1 kilogram offals (assorted meat)
5 big snails
1 large stockfish
2 large mangala or okpo fish (cleaned)
3 table spoons ground crayfish
3 fresh Cameroon pepper
1 bunch of okazi leaves or A handful of shredded of bitter leaves
METHOD
Wash, season and cook the meat, fish and stockfish with salt and season for 40 minutes. Cut the achara leaves as normal, wash and add to the pot. Add the cleaned snail (clean with alum or lime) and allow boiling for ten minutes.
Pour it into the cooked meat stock, then stir and add the pepper, palm oil and ground egusi. Allow to cook for few minutes, taste for salt and simmer for few minute before adding the shredded okazi leaves or bitter leaves, cook for 2 minutes and serve with fufu, Eba or pounded yam.......
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Nigeria’s president-elect, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (rtd.), has disclosed that his cabinet would be announced very quickly within seven working days of inauguration; and that “Anyone with a whiff of corruption or any kind of taint will not be in the cabinet. Our manifesto will reflect zero tolerance for corruption”.
APC Group has crave in a possible list of technocrats and or politicians who would make the cut for Gen. Muhammadu Buhari’s ministerial list. “We can will come back after May 29th and say, yes, I got it! I predicted right.”
#Buhari’s Ministerial List: The Twelve Buhari’s Loyalists For Presidential Appointments Predicted as follows:
1. Oby Ezekwesili— Predicted as the new minister Of Education And Youth Development
2. Babatunde Raji Fashola— Predicted as the new minister of WORKS AND HOUSING (F.M.W.&H.)
3. Dr. Chris Ngige— Federal Ministry of Industry, Trade and Investment
4. Tam David West— Predicted as the new Minister of PETROLEUM RESOURCES
5. Tonye Cole— Predicted as the new Minister of Finance
6. Rotimi Amaechi— Predicted as the new Minister of SOLID MINERALS DEVELOPMENT
7. Dr. Adewumi Adeshina— Predicted as the new minister Of AGRICULTURE AND NATURAL RESOURCES
8. Jide idris— Predicted as the new minister Of HEALTH AND SOCIAL SERVICES
9. Chief Femi Falana— Predicted as the new minister Of JUSTICE
10. Patrick Obahiagbon— Predicted as the new minister Of INFORMATION And CULTURE
11. Segun Arganga— Predicted as the new minister Of Foreign Affairs
12. Mr. Charles Soludo— Predicted as the new Governor of Central Bank Nigeria.....culled from talkwithbeejay..com

Love or hate them, this couple are just something else. Kim and Kanye are not ready to stop.
Check out more pictures on link below ;
http://talkwithbeejay..com/2015/04/kanye-west-grabs-kim-kardashian-ass-in.html

HKN Chief, Davido is one of the most relevant and productive artistes in Africa. The multiple award-winning singer has scheduled June 8, 2015, a day after his convocation at Babcock University to be the release date for his sophomore album titled, “O.B.O Baddest.” Davido’s forthcoming album features both local and international A-List artistes like; American Rapper Meek Mill who was earlier announced to be on the album, Trey Songz, Akon, PSquare, Don Jazzy, American-Nigerian rapper Wale, Uhuru, Timaya, Runtown and more. The album also got production credits from Shizzi who produced most of the songs on the album, Five Star Music producer -Del’B, Kid Dominant, P2J, TY Bee, Young John and the king himself, Don Jazzy . Check out the tracklist below. 1. Owo Ni Koko (Prod. by J Fem) 2. Chillin’ ft. Akon & Runtown (Prod. by Shizzi) 3. Biggest Backside ft. B-Red (Prod. by Young John) 4. Laleyi (Tonite) [Prod. by Shizzi] 5. Fans Mi ft. Meek Mill (Prod. by Shizzi) 6. Kekwanu ft. Timaya (Prod. by Shizzi) 8. Shayo Galore (ft./Prod. by Don Jazzy) 9. Secret Agenda ft P-Square (Prod. by Puffy Tee) 10. Won Le Ba ft. Wale (Prod. by Shizzi) 11. Wetin U Say ft. Trey Songz (Prod. by P2J) 12. Get To You (Prod. by P2J) 13. All Fingers (Prod. by Shizzi) 14. New York City (Prod. by Shizzi) 15. DODO (Prod. by Kid Dominant I) 16. The Sound ft. Uhuru & DJ Buckz (Prod. by Shizzi & Uhuru) 17. Share My Blessings (Prod. by Shizzi) 18. Embargo (Prod. by Spellz) 19. Package (Prod. by Del’ B) 20. Galilee (Prod. by Shizzi)


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Famous Nigerian actress, Ini Edo has revealed that she is very happy being single at the moment and has no regrets over the failure of her marriage. Speaking in a chat with Encomium recently, the actress, when asked how she intends to get ‘her groove’ back, replied: ‘I have always had my groove (laughs). But you know now, I’m a happy person all the time. Life is too short to dwell on regrets and pains.’ Also speaking about her new cars, house in Lekki, Lagos, and her love life, Ini disclosed: ‘I don’t dwell on those things. I just want to keep doing better films, doing good in my profession. I just want to keep growing. ‘No, I’m not in a fresh romance right now. I’m in love with myself. I’m a single girl, very, very happily single.’ Ini Edo got married to Philip Ehiagwina in 2008 but the union crashed on the grounds of alleged physical abuse and infidelity in 2014....

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The 30-year old reality TV star - who split from her husband Lamar Odom in 2013 following four years of marriage – has claimed she doesn’t have a desire to get frisky beneath the sheets and would rather find a man who will be happy to spend the evening cuddling her. She told Australia’s Cosmopolitan magazine:’I don’t crave sex. I talked about it more openly when I was married because it’s more comfortable. I crave companionship – I just want to cuddle. I got married at 25, I was young but I loved it. ‘I do like it when you save certain things for your marriage. I don’t think you should treat every guy you date like your husband. It doesn’t make it special.’ The ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ beauty is rumoured to be dating rapper French Montana again following their split in Septemberas they have been spotted getting cosy with one another in recent weeks. The on/off couple recently holidayed in Florida together and the month before that they both attended the Q x Armani bash following the Grammy Awards at Los Angeles’ Staples Center, but is it thought they didn’t speak. A source said at the time: ‘French was on the side of the bar while Khloé chatted with the girls a foot or so away from the bar.’ Khloé is said to have split from French last year following just seven months of dating because she wasn’t ready for a romance so quickly after her break-up from Lamar, whom she married in 2009....see more on http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/04/khloe-kardashian-says-she-loves.html

Ik Ogbonna has unveiled his newly found talent – motivational talk. The soon-to- be daddy who is madly in-love with his Colombian girlfriend, Sonia Morales,took to his Instagram page moments ago to advise his female fans. Coming from a man, we say the ‘motivational post’ is worthreading. You have everything it takes to be successful .. Selling ur body is the cheapest way out .. You make money but you are unfulfilled Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men whofind iteasier to live in the world they’ve been given than to explore the power they have tochange it. Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not adeclaration. It’s a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. “Prosperity is not just having things. It is the consciousness that attracts the things. Prosperity is a way of living and thinking, and not just having money or things. Poverty is a way of living and thinking, and not just a lack of money or things.” Have a blessed week Ik Ogbonna“......see more on http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/04/ik-ogbonnas-has-message-for-ladies-who.html

Mavin’s mega super star, Korede Bello, sees his music as a career to serve humanity and has won the heart of many with his hit single ‘God Win’.In an interview with Nation Newspaper he described the song and its success as his greatest achievement in life so far. It’s no surprise now that he’s been called to perform at different places far and wide, even in places of worship.The Godwin crooner was invited to HICC – Harvesters International Christian Center in Lekki, Lagos, as the church marked the Easter celebration on Sunday April 5th. Korede performed in all three services and had the church choir members as his backup singers. However, a US based pastor, Pastor Olusola Fabunmi of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, City of Faith in Maryland, is now using Korede’s performance to question if secular musicians should be allowed to perform at gospel concerts saying that the church was wrong have invited Korede, who is not a gospel singer, to perform on their altar. Read his statement below: “Korede Bello is a young man I love personally, and have nothing against him. But it’s written here, that when we chose the way of the world, we have clearly chosen our paths; becoming an enemy of God. Please, there must be a clearly defined boundaries of who sings, and /or ministers in churches. Some of the questions that come to mind are; is he born again? Sanctified with the spirit of God and baptized in the Holy Spirit? Also, let’s ask ourselves, what’s even the purpose of people singing in churches and Christian concerts? Where purpose is lacking, abuse is inevitable writes Francis Wale Oke in his book; The Power of the Holy Spirit. So I believe very strongly that one major purpose of choristers or Psalmists singing is to prepare the minds and hearts of the people for the word of God that is to come shortly; since we see in parable of the sower that the hearts of men is like a soil, and when the seed (which is the word of God) is sown, one of the factors that will determine the level of harvest yielded is the condition of the soil (hearts)I wish to submit by saying that the only difference that makes the difference between church gatherings/ programs and others like clubs, parties is the Presence of Almighty God. If he is not there, we might spend hours and do all manners of spiritual gymnastics, it’s sheer of wasting of time, energy and resources. And the ministers who know their onions do all it takes to secure his presence. But I think today in the word of a very senior man of God, one of the older generation, Dr. Ayodele who said in Houston recently, that churches in this generation has been reduced to ABC… Meaning; Attendance, Building and Cash.......see more on http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/04/korede-bellos-easter-performance-in.html

Speaking about Karrueche's interview on Oprah's Own Network, Wendy called Oprah out for going against her own promise to never do reality shows "Oprah, what has happened to you. Now look Oprah, not for nothing. When you first got OWN, you said you weren't going to do reality TV and meanwhile, you have nothing but ratchetness. Oprah, welcome to the basement. It's nice down here, huh?"Then Wendy Williams went on to discuss how pointless she thought Iyanla VanZant's interview with Karrueche was and ended up calling Karrueche a 'thot' and a gold digger. See that after the cut... "We know why Karrueche was with Chris Brown. She claims she was with Chris because of his nice personality or whatever. She was with Chris because she was a THOT who was after a dollar. Are you serious? Right? I mean, this is not exactly a girl who has her own business and her own coins. That’s the stupidest question to ask a girl of this nature. Like why is she with a celebrity who is wealthy…duh…for a come-up! My thing with Karrueche, and we can't blame her, there aren't enough rooms at Harvard for everybody. There are some girls who have to date to come up. Karrueche, you're 26 years old and it's time you work on yourself because she's a cutie but 'cute' only last for this long. Cute girls are a dime a dozen and there are girls in the audience cuter than you.
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This report is according to http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/04/tyga-disvirgin-and-dumps-kylie-jenner.html Read below... Tyga has put an end to his relationship with Kylie Jenner, according to a new report. The rapper apparently thought that things have moved too fast between him and his teen girlfriend, so he’s decided to move on. Tyga, 25, has called it quits with Kylie, 17, according to a new report. These two have been dating on the down-low for a while — but now sources are allegedly saying he is throwing in the towel on the relationship after finding out some shocking news! The “Rack City” rapper has allegedly broken up with the KUWTK star because, “things got way too serious,” which has scared him away, according to a new report from Life&Style. Additionally, the strain of having to hide their relationship due to their age difference allegedly created turmoil between the two. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Sources allegedly tell the magazine Kylie may be carrying Tyga’s baby. “The thought of Kylie being pregnant really scared the hell out of Tyga,” a source says tells the magazine. “She never saw the end coming.” While Tyga has allegedly ended things willingly, Kylie is apparently.............continue reading on http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/04/tyga-disvirgin-and-dumps-kylie-jenner.html

Controversial OAP, Denrele Edun on his instagram page, said he’s going to surprise those who think he can’t love. He further revealed that no one will know his bride befor the wedding day and his wedding suit is also ready. According to Denrele; “My brother, it’s true I’m going to wed soon, and I promise you that no ONE will know my prospective bride before the wedding day. As I’m talking to you now, my wedding suit is ready. I’m going to surprise a lot of people; because most people thought I can’t love; and I will prove to them that I do love and being loved, just that I can’t give up my style for love. I will still remain who I am till the old age.”
see full gist on link below ;
http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/03/denrele-to-wed-soon-says-his-wedding.html

May D has confirmed to HipTv that he has moved on from his babymama and he is definitely single and still browsing (using the exact word, browsing to mean searching). Though he didn’t mention the lady’s name, he simply said there are no cards of marriage before him now, as he is single and searching for a woman to complement him, when asked when he would be tying the knot.
see full gist on link below ;
http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/03/may-d-confirms-breakup-from-babymama.html

My name is Debola I’m sure you know who I am, you put me on ur blog about 3yrs ago, for tattooing a Nigerian artist name on my body, I’m MayD’s baby Mama… I haven’t come here to rant or make noise, but to say some important things that I feel people should know. I will try to make my story as short as possible. I was with MayD for 8years, which implies we were together from the get-go, before his career began and when nobody knew him obviously. For many years I stayed with him, obviously as his girlfriend, I supported him, financially, physically and emotionally. Back then when I was in Babcock we passed through loads of hurdles together being that he was struggling and incapable of providing for himself and I was obliged to supporting him financially. Even when it was extreme, like giving him a semester’s tuition to pay for studio sessions while I stupidly stayed at home, the things we do for love right? I practically paused my life for him, for us at a point. The sad part about this whole thing is that I never got tired I did everything that was within my reach. He stopped to cater for his kid a while ago, which I took responsibilities for and started to do diligently.. Now, like most relationships we had major problems which included the frequent cheating and escapades with girls which I obviously endured as I was consumed by the “main chick” title. Not that I was even getting any good thing in return, he never for one day acknowledge me, or made me feel like we were in a relationship together. I had no simple freedom to do whatsoever on my own, be it business, friendship etc.
http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/03/how-may-d-assaulted-me-for-years-baby.html

Ondo State Deputy Governor, Ali Olanusi has decamped from the Peoples Democratic Party where himself and the Governor, Olusegun Mimiko had been strong members. Olanusi this morning decamped to APC.
It will be recalled that Rivers State Deputy Governor also defected from APC to PDP last Sunday..
Full gist on link below
http://talkwithbeejay..in/2015/03/ondo-state-deputy-governor-decamps.html