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Hmmm. . . wonder if this was inspired by stifler's tale (american pie)

Because they are hard to satisfy and there are girls who are down for ish like that. God gave adam err-thing, i mean err-thing, and what'd he do? He ate the forbidden fruit!
But seriously sha, if your man is cheating on you, then tell him to take a walk, NO MATTER what he says.

@ dancin= YES. Though i'm no good at it. I just flail my limbs around




Ever had a crush on any nairalander?

You just don't get it do you?

corpuscle?? corpus liteum??



samu

Wuz that your matric / grad. day?

toyinrayo:
@everyone
thanks jare


@the slowpoke here. . . thanks for your statistics. it's unfortunate that you did not read my message before you post. first of all, i said identify yourself, not tell me where you conceived HIV. . .now if you decided to roll in the bushes with an HIV positive biarch and you conceived it, plz, do me a FAVOR and keep that little fact to yourself. it's not my fault that you don't have the brain to keep your zipper closed, but instead you used your d^ck . .primitive idiot. goood thing you got the HIV, that's how God is punishing you for your senselessness. . . .oloshi. . .



@the rest of his moronic species
if you ain't got nothing better to say, keep it to yourself. na by force?

Wouldn't like to get on your bad side anytime soon, or better still never.

yea. Just keep it up you two. Piece of advice, quit now, it'll be harder later.  

No. Don't drink.




U?

tantrum





vest

toyinrayo:
kisses. . .muaaaaaaaaah but we're born the same month. . .the best time of the year.

Yea, thanks.

q

Yea, keep runnig your mouth, whilei make away with the prize,

Yes (a real person & a computer, but never been able to pass the intermediate level)





Are you feeling drowsy?

Will say fine TY, and ask what you'd like to do?

No.





Ever won a chess game?

amphibious





schiz

linguis

rustle



vend

No.




Ever been banned by seun?

uh huh.
I did.
Sue me.

Tell a very special som1 i love her, pray to God to have mercy on me, reconcile with everyone i know, and spend as much time as i can with my family.

No.





Do you take alchohol?

NO.




Do you believe in God?

lingu

Can't really point to any specific 'achievements' sha, but there's plenty to be thankful for, got better in school, got closer to God, met some wonderful new friends. . . lotsa personal stuff mostly, all in all, i've become a better person.

Zero, and counting. . .  

Lost my fone once, to thieves.




U?

Yes





Have you ever been stranded?

lin

@Toyin
How come it says you quoted that OLOSHIUS otele's passage from me?
I dey innocent o!