₦airaland Forum

Yemlizzy: Eeyah,how pathetic! guess you haven't had it easy.

if i cash u i go break ur leg. I also hate u for not giving me kpomo.

kennygee: You will find his recent pictures there with his discoloured face, thanks to bleaching.
Why are y'all making it look like he never bleached?

mumu

Pls so help me God. Seun can you help me on how to learn etical hacking. I want to hack the bastard that hack my account.

Difaith: Am a NOUN student with a Gp of 4.3 in 200l. Am i fit 2apply?

No you free to suck my dic?k. Simple english u don'nt understand can'nt u see is written up there that 4.0 and above. Kokutos poff.

Gosh, i just masturbated with that pix of hers. Have never felt so good like this for a very long time. Thank God for a Nairaland. My Gf can now go home.

The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian advice

FOREIGN PAGE:
Hello, My name is Kathy Moss, I'm from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I even s*ck his thing but he has refused to eat my 'thing'. Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my 'thing' juice sucked.
COMMENTS:
John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication.
Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is an expert in it.
Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing it... you should talk to your husband.
NIGERIAN PAGE:
My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married with a kid, my husband have refused to s.u..c.k. my 'thing', what should I do...? No insults abeg... Just need your suggestions.
COMMENTS:
Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!
Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the market?
Emeka Ngochi: F00l, sex na food?
Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood. SHAME on you.
Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?
Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number. 0700233766214
Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to do with your life. Suck kor, soak-away ni.
Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?
Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!
Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please repent!
Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You a womanhood to disgrace!

adaobi123: Excuse me ?

Speak britain english that what i understand.?

adaobi123: So people actually dress like this in nigeria ? I need to go out more.

adaobi i heard u have a small bossom afam4ever correspondent told me, i would need to tap them someday. I just need u not to scream during the process blc i can bang 3 yrs otta ya.

Guys na toto dikeh i da play this year b4 e run out.

Amebo bloggers ona really get matter for God hand oh, wetin pesin go do wen ona no go report.
#TOpic:
make she come make i give her one night stand and i swear her life go change for Good.:;

Kai, see correct breast, if i touch that one i go live pass methusalah. Make i call this ashawo when say she get big boobs wether she go fit come 4uk me this nite. God abeg make i da see this kind ashana make my blood da fresh.

Guys i want to do otumokpo that can kill yhe ojuju in my family. Were in ibadan can i find a babalawo for this.

Oludrex: Who doesn't know Governor Amaechi is jobless...

Me am the only one.

deebrain: im wondering how to tell you that you are sick, without falling short of nairaland's rules.

Are u crazy what the meaning of that. Make God punish any oputa when u da. maad cow!!!

I mean only men attend the church, hw could that be pussyable, i just don'nt know hw to pray against such immorality.

ogugua88: DN, I think you struck a nerve lol.

But ogugu88 i need u now please, i really do. Only seeing ur face would make me wet.

skullz: Avoid putting on camo to avoid their wahala. If u like the camo then join the army, it is as simple as that!.....u get luck say dem no drill u, if not u go pour panadol for plate dey chop am like rice.

This guy don kill me with laugh doctor say i break more than 50 ribs. Kai guy u fonny pass gandosky.