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I was given an award as the best kisser. I have a specialty in the way I kiss all ladies I have ever kissed.



OJ I love the way you kiss me ~ zainab
OJ I love the way you kiss me ~ juliet
I can't wait for you to kiss me the way you do ~ charity

Slimvincent:
Am interested in d voice over artiste and script writer position...Am a male but d challenge is dat am in Portharcourt

Send me sample of your script to; ojesoj@gmail. Com

It's a lie

adorable29:
Thunder fire your stupid senseless brain. So you no even know the meaning of the word "stalk"! Illiterate! So you insult your mother for NO REASON and I reply you back. That is what you understand to mean "stalk"!!!! Olodo! Hahaha! So since you are also replying that means you too are stalking me, abi? I said it before that you are a Local fowl! Nairaland dey really help your poor vocabulary! Village champion!

Upload your fake MBA certificate and your nauseating ezcema ugly poor hunger stricken face here first. Hehehe. Abi na cheap camera represent your face? By ur small boy logic, it means you have ugly bighead too!



Na Poverty go kill you! Poor illiterate bastard!

Stop STALKING me on NL nah. Is it my fault that nobody paid you attention because of ugly mannerless big head. This is not good. You keep following me everywhere on NL


Seun this b!tch keeps STALKING me

[quote author=adorable29 post=38815524][/quote]B!tch stop stalking me. It's not my fault no man pays attention to you because of ur ugly big head.



Upload your it if I am lying



I use NairaLand take warn you, stop STALKING me

The guy is an unrepetant fellow. He is bent on getting rich ,but he was also honest with his thoughts of thievery

"“The currencies recovered from my house runs into millions, but I was not through with the reproduction. If I had finished with it, I would have been a wealthy man. I would have evaded the arrest.”



@adorable29 stop stalking me

adorable29:
"Big head, ugly, mumu, live on men"....... this is your reply? Chai! You must be typing from one caravan in oshodi where you sell sweet and chewing gum!

Please go get some education and stop being an agbero......... We are not on the same class on any level. Local village champion! Do you hear yourself? Or are you drunk on cheap ogogoro as usual? You are not even MAKING ANY SENSE!

I can't even believe I am replying such a brainless, unintelligent, uneducated poverty stricken nitwit like you. *Spits*

So you couldn't think of anything other than education. B!tch azz. I hold an MBA degree. I promised not to reply but I just need to clarify that ur ugly head. If am lying put ur picture

California30:
Joblessness

Big head like you. How is this joblessness. They provide means of making money for themself through this stunts they perform

adorable29:
Are you well?

You are not only stupid!

You also have psychiatric issues!

Do you know what 90percent means? How do you say the women are shiny and the men are not shiny?

Can you define feminism or you just heard it on nairaland. I bet you can't cos you can't even spell. Its "shiny" not "shinny".

You sound like a semi illiterate and I don't indulge your type!

B!tch like you live on men. I see why you are in support. You have nothing to say that's why you searched for system grammatic tying to use as an attack. Mumu, ugly big head




No point replying you again. I made my point already. I know your types girls "over-sabi". Big head girls who are contentious with men.

adorable29:
Really?! Really?!

90percent.. Shiny...

Wow! Too much sniffing, I guess! Smh!

Like it into your ugly head. it's the truth

Channels TV is a feminist station. Women have more authority than men. 70% of their programs are anchored by women.
Again the men don't look shinny like the women who are all looking fly in good dresses while the men wear some dead suit


My point is Channels TV is a Feminist station.

I want to let everyone know i eventaully worked my way into her heart. I had to let her know her personality was more important to me

Old wine in a new bottle,95% of these names where former PDP and have been in power in one way or the other in the past 16 years.it is still business as usual for me, so Nigerians and Nairalanders dont expect any CHANGE .APC has duped us! APC has cornered all Nigerians into One Chance.




Quote me anywhere

Floyd45:
Hello to all the aspiring actors, film makers, editors, etc. I just want to say keep the fire burning. I just came across this thread and i'm pretty much impressed with how y'll are helping each other out. I think there is an emerging market right now for short films, so if you are in that line please keep pushing. I happen to work with the regulatory body that is in charge of movies in Nigeria and with my little time there i have seem young people doing great movies and also some crappy movies..lol.
Anyways, i would love to come into the film making world, i'm yet to figure out that aspect exactly, definately not acting for me though.
If you are a film producer or maker and ever thinking of getting an opinion before your movie gets censored for the market, you can reach out to me anytime. I'm not seeking any kind of monetary gains just looking to help the youths.

If ur office is the one at abuja, I would like to meet and ask you more on how market short and feature film. That is my biggest challenge as it discourage me and my friend from making movie. Though I render lots of media services but am want to make movie even with my limited resources and equipment
Contact me on this e-mail : ojesoj@gmail.com

I want to advice this guy.I was like this when I was in junior class but not anymore since am an adult now. You can't take rejections, you are so scared of The rejections response you would get from a lady you like. You don't imagine the words to woo a lady coming out of ur mouth. First start talking to girls you don't like, girls you don't have any feelings for at all it would help you break barriers of approaching women

Note that CONFIDENCE would get you any lady because all women breath on the CONFIDENCE of a man

delleby:
You say u want her to know its not about only her body but you have given us only detailed explanations bout her body and the stares u and other men make at her and nothing bout her personality . You are attracted to her body ooo.

she's a jovial girl, I enjoy her company it's jst that my body mindset is still stuck with her

Olami90:
I can't tell u how to convince her since I don't av d slightest idea of who she is.
Study her nd knw d right fin to do to convince her. Also dnt appear or sound needy or beggy weneva u are talkin to her. After u must av bin convinced dat u av done enuf to persuade her nd she is not yielding, back off so u wunt be in d den of friendzone for d promising yrs of ur life.

thanks guy. I will do that. I still will appreciate more advice pls

offspec:
pix of her irresistible body so we the guys can judge she's lying or truthing

bros, how can I put her picture what of if someone here knows her or she reads comments on nairaland

ikbnice:
you are only attracted to her body. She read you like an opened book.

No guys, I only want to describe her this you all know why she has that mindset towards guys. she told me this has made her develop zero tolerance for guys.

Help!!!!! She says guys are only attracted to her body, not her personality so she can't date me because that's what attracted me to her as well. How do I correct her impression because i want her to be my girlfriend.

I met this cute thick girl last month , she is very shapy, with curves, every body features about her is big. She has now develop a mindset that all guys are after is jst her body but my brother you no fit help stir at her curvy body if you are with her. even when I am walking with her Guys, Men, fathers walking or driving with turn to admire.

Make una help me suggest what I can do convince this babe that it's not about her curvy body.

ladies I need ur opinion as well

johncreek:
I think I will be tendering my resignation letter by friday or monday.
I value my life and am too young for this controversy.
.

Guy you are a weak man. You want to resign when they should be the ones begging you. Guy nor be you say you finish from military secondary school. walk up to ur ashawo boss threaten him and be bold about it with a straight face. By now im suppose don double ur account with N500, 000 not to tell anyone. Guy you dey mess up big time. This rhing happen in abuja bah

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=107379

Frustration, anger and hopelessness are familiar rhymes in the world of Nigerian jobless graduates. Millions of jobless youths struggle for space in the nation’s labour market, fighting for non-existent or limited job opportunities. Day by day, anxious job seekers bury their forlorn faces in the pages of newspaper, in their search for vacancies, while others visit, on hourly basis, various job websites for the same purpose. Their endless search for job had forced many to lay aside their certificate to humbly pick crumbs from the roadside.

Frustrated by the sad fate of Nigerian graduates, Udeme Johnson (not real names), confessed that his degree certificate has brought him more distress than fulfillment. According to him, he had suffered untold hardships and humiliation since he graduated from the university five years ago. His age-long dream of becoming an accountant while in secondary school, and climbing the ladder of success with ease seemed to have crashed hopelessly. Today, he works as a casual staff, carrying cement and stone for a building and construction company.

May you never see your mates and hide, says Yoruba proverb. Ask Udeme and he would tell you that he would not be proud to face his colleagues, with an iron pan on his head. By bending his back to labour all day he cannot raise his head with pride. He admitted that he had eaten the bread of sorrow, working his hands to the bone for a pittance, under the supervision of inconsiderate foreign taskmasters.

He told Campus Sun that his younger ones at home looked up to him for financial support shortly after his graduation but there was nothing he could do. Although he bagged a Bachelor of Science degree Second Class Upper Division (B.Sc.), and successfully passed out from the compulsory National Youth Service Corps programme, his joy suddenly turned to sorrow after applying for jobs, several times, without success. In some of the firms that he applied to, he was required to scale difficult hurdles, while others demanded for five years experience and above, a condition he couldn’t meet as a young graduate.

Udeme said he was shocked when some of the organisations demanded that applicants must possess Masters degree before they would be considered for employment. After hunting for job for more than two years without any luck, age stole the shine on his face. As the first child in a family of eight, the anguished faces of his parents whenever he asked them for money further reminded him that he was old enough to shoulder some family responsibilities.

“Where do I get the money for the Masters programme?,” he asked rhetorically. “My parents sacrificed a lot to train me in my first degree. They expect me to support them in training others. I needed to work but there was no hope for me.”

Life became so tough that Udeme opted to work as a cement mixer for a building and construction company, where he earns a beggar’s wage at the end of the month. From dawn to dusk, he lives with the burden of doing a job that undervalues his degree certificate.

Like Udeme, Johnson Adebayo, 36, graduated from the university five years ago as a civil engineer but could not get a job. He sought employment in many construction firms but without success. His saving grace came with his decision to start a small-scale construction company, where he was lucky enough to get small contracts.

The above experiences are snippet of the predicament of most Nigerian graduates, who had to face the grim reality of joblessness. They struggle for space in the labour market overflowing with millions of new entrants each year from different tertiary institutions across the country. These tertiary institutions churn out an estimated 1.8 million graduates across the country.

The situation has become so critical that cities like Lagos, Abuja, Calabar, Port Harcourt and Aba, graduates become keke (tricycle) and motorcycle riders to earn their daily bread.

Efforts by the federal government, through the National Directorate of Employment (NDE), to address unemployment in the country through the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme (SURE-P) and the Youth Enterprise With Innovation in Nigeria (YouWin) initiative seemed like scooping an ocean with spoon. The programmes were aimed at empowering and re-positioning youths to become self -employed and job creators but the limited carrying capacity of each of the programmes had left millions of desperate job seekers grinding their teeth in penury.

Speaking to Campus Sun, an unemployed graduate, Inyali Peter, frowned at the increasing rate of unemployment in the country. According to him, life has not been easy since he left school without getting something to do to set food on his table.

Inyali, who graduated from the Cross River University of Technology (CRUTECH) with a B.Sc in Mass Communications, said: “I wished I was still in school because then I get some money from different sources but now as I speak to you all doors are closed. While in school, I heard of the increasing unemployment in the country but I was optimistic that shortly after my service I would find a good job in my area of service but the reverse is the case.

“I am a regular visitor to . I have applied for so many jobs but none of those firms had ever called me for interview, I have also tried the YouWin but luck have not come my way. I only hear testimonies of those who have benefited from the scheme. I am calling on government to do something urgently because we, the unemployed graduates, are really suffering in this country.”

Another unemployed graduate, Felix Ukam, maintained that youth unemployment fuels most crimes in the country. “Most of these crimes we hear or see are perpetrated by unemployed graduates because they don’t have anything doing. So, that is why they resort to committing crimes to survive. I graduated eight years ago but haven’t earned salary from any job and when I sit in my quiet place so many negative thoughts runs deep in my mind.”

Asked why he is not self-employed, he responded: “Will I use my fingers to start doing business? I can create a good job for myself but I do not have the start-off capital. I have tried to access loan or grant but I have not succeeded in any way. With N100,000, I can start my own business.”

Another jobless graduate, who pleaded that her name should not be mentioned, told Campus Sun that the “YouWin” programme was more of a lottery game, where only lucky winners were empowered.

She said President Goodluck Jonathan acknowledges the fact that unemployment had become one of the biggest challenges in the country, and urged the government to address it with innovative ideas that would empower jobless youths.

am from esan west. i reside in abuja. searching for an esan, edo born lady date for marriage. attractive ofcourse

I think it is high time the government started regulating the church pastoral activities in every neighborhood. The rate at which some dubious and jobless Nigerians will just wake up in one morning and declare to the people that they have been called by God for pastoral mission, in automatic conjunction with their spouses, is too rampant and disgraceful. Churches are flooding every street of Nigeria without control and regulation. All series of banners with different church names flood everywhere in the country with the primary motives of defrauding gullible Nigerian miracle-seekers.

So, it is also high time government started thorough investigation into the flamboyant lives which some pastors of today live in Nigeria. the same is practised in the united state of america. this would really help the BLIND set to seee, since they cant read the bible for themself and pick understanding. let the Fed Govt help this of guilible Nigerians.

EVERY NIGERIAN MATTERS


Have a Prosperous 2013

i have an idea. someone here could start a website where inventors or innovator upload their work with detailed description on how they intend to start to the finish. the inventor would now put up a figure of amount he or she would need to finish the work which must be marketable enough for him or her to get donors. then interested donor would donate to the amount required to complete the work, of which everyone who donates would get a discount to buy the product on final production. also there would also be a monitoring on the steady progress on the work of the inventor.


I think this would widely encourage innovation and technology advancement for consumer use in Nigeria. Also this way brains do not have to fly out of this our beloved country.

Please someone here should take up this WEBSITE design detailing i just describe here. i have more ideas on how it should be designed, here is my email for further questions for anyone who wish to take it up

abbeyoye2001: Its my birthday! ...And to Him will I give praise for making me a REASON for the SEASON. HBD to me. U can join me celebrate

this nigga look sad on his birthday. watin happen, them force you go work today or you just realize you are still single on this day at your current age. cheer up and dont expect too in life so you dont get easily disappointed. thats the secret to life

omolomolarinero: Guys, I heard Etisalat is rocking on Android oooo, a friend just told me so and he said it's 1k for 3 gig. Pls can anyone confirm this?

could someone confirm this please

airtel, please wake up. its so bad browsing day time except midnight

sholay2011: @ the bolded

Who slap ya face with banana-flavoured chewing gum so tey you no see wia I para for you on the 0th page of dis thread?

I was at first being subtle and not trying to sound berating in my criticism but when I saw that your long, shorthand post of bla bla, I knew you were not ready to take those obvious mistakes pointed out to you.

I also warned you about this shorthand nonsense but you've made it your trademark.

Hiding behind Villageboi's comment (even if I was doing so) isn't hypocritical 'cos I've never called this script "okay" let alone a "masterpiece" on this hread. I have only echoed what Villageboi has been saying in my own subtle way. Gerrit?

we get talk. do you have a feature story in you that can go into script for screenplay? script that can go 13 episode on television. you may not have it all at once if you know what i mean but if any let me know, we can join thought together to write upto 13 episode.

9janinja: Y ain't u guy not talking abt etisalat bb plan on android? cos each time any1 mntions abt it u all ignore it and y?
also any1 wit useful info shud pls share wit others. thanks
N.B
Etisalat bb subsciption on android.

am also very much interested because i cant afford to load N1000 for 250MB. how can we activate BB plan for Etisalat on Andriod phones

this state of emergency for etisalat users. HELPPPPPP

As far as many pastors are concerned, the
most important scripture of all is not to be found in the word of Jesus.
Neither is it even in the New Testament.

That scripture says: “‘Bring all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may
be food in my house, and try me now in this,’ says the LORD of hosts, ‘If I
will not open for you the windows of heaven and pour out for you such blessing
that there will not be room enough to receive it.’” (Malachi 3:10).

This scripture is drummed repeatedly into Christians on Sundays. However, the
only time Jesus mentioned tithing in scripture, he pointed out that it was not
a weighty matter of the law. (Matthew 23:23). Hebrews says people only receive
tithes “according to the law.” (Hebrews 7:5). It then insists tithing (and
everything else under the law) has been annulled: “The former regulation is set
aside because it was weak and useless.” (Hebrews 7:18-19). Nevertheless,
mercenary pastors continue to insist on the payment of tithes.

Latter-day Pharisees

Jesus rebuked the Pharisees for keeping part instead of the whole law. (Matthew
23:23). That is what tithe-collecting pastors do today. If we insist our
congregants must pay tithes, we must also insist that they keep the rest of the
law. James says: “Whoever shall keep the whole law, and yet stumble in one
point, he is guilty of all.” (James 2:10). Therefore, if we insist on tithing,
we should also refrain from eating pork. We should stone adulterers, execute
homosexuals, kill Sabbath violators and restore blood-sacrifices.

Tithe-collecting pastors counter this by maintaining the payment of tithes
pre-dated the law. Here Abraham is cited as the cardinal example of someone who
paid tithes before the promulgation of the Law of Moses, as did Jacob, his
grandson. However, such arguments are disingenuous.

Before the law, tithing was at best an example but not a commandment. Moreover,
pastors fail to mention that Abraham only tithed once in his lifetime. When he
did, he did not even tithe his own money: he tithed the spoils of war. He gave
ten percent of the plunder he took when he rescued Lot to Melchisedec, king of
Salem. But then he did not even keep the rest but returned it (all ninety
percent) to the king of Sodom.

For his part, Jacob also tithed only once. He did this in a “let’s make a deal”
arrangement he offered to God: “Jacob made a vow, saying, ‘If God will be with
me, and keep me in this way that I am going, and give me bread to eat and
clothing to put on, so that I come back to my father’s house in peace, then the
LORD shall be my God. And this stone which I have set as a pillar shall be
God’s house, and of all that you give me I will surely give a tenth to you.’”
(Genesis 28:20-22). This kind of deal about accepting God only under certain
self-serving conditions should certainly not be a term of reference for any
serious believer.

Lies upon lies

The first lie pastors tell Christians is what some have referred to as “the
eleventh commandment:” “Thou shalt pay thy tithes to thy local church.” But the
bible says no such thing. The storehouse of Malachi was not a church. It was a
place where food was kept.

Pastors hide from church-members the fact that money was not acceptable as
tithe. The tithe was a tenth of the seed and fruit of the land and of the
animals which ate of the land. (Leviticus 27:30-32). That is why God says:
“Bring all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be FOOD in my house.”
(Malachi 3:10). He does not say “that there may be MONEY in my house.” The food
was used to feed the Levites, the poor, widows, orphans and strangers.

Pastors also conveniently fail to teach the biblical tithe. The principles of
tithing were not laid down by Malachi. They were laid down by Moses. The study
of Moses’ guidelines quickly reveals that the biblical tithe has no application
whatsoever to Christians and is mischievously violated by tithe-collecting
pastors today.

According to the Law of Moses, the tithe was divided into three allocations.
The first year, it was given to the Levite. The second year, it was given to
widows, orphans and the poor. The third year, it was eaten in the company of
the faithful before the Lord as thanksgiving for his faithfulness. (Deuteronomy
14:22-28). In the seventh year, there was no planting and no reaping and
therefore no tithing.

So the next time your pastor asks you to pay tithe, ask him about the
seventh-year reprieve. Also ask him if you can give your tithe to the
orphanage, or bring it as food items to be eaten in church. Believe me; he will
not agree with you because it is your money he is after.

Inapplicability of tithes

Tithing was only applicable to Jews and to the land of Israel. When large
populations of Jews lived in Babylon, Ammon, Moab, Egypt, and Syria, these
lands became tithe-able lands. However, tithes were not acceptable from
strictly Gentile lands. So you need to ask your pastor how come he is
collecting tithes in Nigeria.

Servants or slaves who worked on the land did not tithe because the land did
not belong to them. Since only agricultural and animal resources were included,
a fisherman gave no tithe of his fisheries. Neither did a miner or a carpenter
pay tithes, nor anyone from the various professional occupations. So if you are
not a farmer or a keeper of livestock, tell your 419 pastor tithing is biblically
inapplicable to you.

Moreover, the only people authorised to receive tithes were the Levites.
(Hebrews 7:5). So if your Pastor is a “tithe-collector,” ask him if he happens
to be a Jew. Remind him that, even though a Jew, Jesus could not receive the
tithe because he was not from the tribe of Levi but from that of Judah.

The trick, of course, is for pastors today to claim we are “Levites.” If your
pastor is one such dissembler, ask him if he lives as a Levite. Remind him that
Levites had no land and did not have private property. Ask him also how he
knows he is from the tribe of Levi, which happens to be one of the lost tribes
of Israel. Point out to him that even Jewish rabbis don’t claim to be Levites
today because all Jewish genealogical records were lost with the destruction of
the Temple in AD 70, ensuring that it is no longer possible to ascertain the
true identity of Levites.

Therefore, if Jews no longer tithe because the Levites are a lost tribe, how
can Christian pastors collect tithes when we are not even Jewish, how much more
Levites? If Jewish rabbis, whose terms of reference remain the Old Testament no
longer collect tithes, then pastors who insist Christians are under a New
Testament have no business doing so.

The conclusion then is inescapable. Every pastor who collects tithes is nothing
but “a thief and a robber.” (John 10:1).

By Femi Aribisala