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FamilyRe: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by Ojestas(op): 12:17pm On Jul 14, 2016
4. When they allow you to go and take extra meat.

FamilyRe: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by Ojestas(op): 12:16pm On Jul 14, 2016
3. When they call you to come and eat right after beating you.

FamilyRe: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by Ojestas(op): 12:15pm On Jul 14, 2016
2. When they say “we are only beating you because we love you.”

Family14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by Ojestas(op):
1. When they insult you
at home but defend you
in public.






--Lalasticlala

Nairaland GeneralRe: Inside Or Outside? by Ojestas(m): 11:04pm On Jul 13, 2016
Deenite:
I knw d ansa, bt i wont say it now.lol
i know it too but i won't say it
RomanceRe: Amelian...... My Crush On You Is Unquantifiable!!! by Ojestas(m): 6:51pm On Jul 13, 2016
SMH !
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by Ojestas(m): 3:44pm On Jul 12, 2016
JideSM:
Y'ello, apologies for this. The deduction that occurred on your line is for Callertunez service.
Thanks. Kindly help unsubscribe for it.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by Ojestas(m): 9:04am On Jul 12, 2016
I slept with #90 on my 08101738885 line yesterday. . woke up with #40. . I want to know which midnight spirit sucked the #50. Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Olu Jacobs Celebrates His 74th Birthday Today by Ojestas(m): 8:50am On Jul 11, 2016
HBD sir


His voice can burst the woofer of a home theatre if care isn't taken. . grin
EducationRe: Pictures: NASU Protest In EKSU, Lock Up School Gates today by Ojestas(m): 8:27am On Jul 11, 2016
EKSU sha !!
RomanceRe: Help A Brother! My Girlfriend And My Best Friend Are Dangerously Close by Ojestas(m): 11:45pm On Jul 10, 2016
Coincidentally, m presently Playing Omoge mi by Psquare.
BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:46pm On Jul 09, 2016
13. When you hear you’ll have to pay to get a new card

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:43pm On Jul 09, 2016
12. When you go back to retrieve your card and they tell you it takes 7 working days.

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:41pm On Jul 09, 2016
11. When you call customer care and they start asking you if you are sure.

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:38pm On Jul 09, 2016
10. When the branch has closed and you remember it’s Friday.

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op):
9. How the people
behind you on the queue
look at you:

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:30pm On Jul 09, 2016
8. When the ATM that just swallowed your card is still asking you to “insert card”.

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:27pm On Jul 09, 2016
7. You, begging the ATM to respect itself:

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:20pm On Jul 09, 2016
6. When you’re waiting to
hear the “krrrrrr” sound
and the ATM resets.

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:19pm On Jul 09, 2016
5. You respect yourself and just jejely choose the 1k that brought you there.

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2016
4. When you try to use faith to withdraw N1,500 instead and you see “insufficient funds”.

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:14pm On Jul 09, 2016
3. When you reach the queue and ask the necessary question:

BusinessRe: 13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op): 3:11pm On Jul 09, 2016
2. You, calculating how you’ll use the money to survive till salary enters.

Business13 Emotions You Can Relate To; If The ATM Has Swallowed Your Card Before. by Ojestas(op):
1. You, going to the ATM
to withdraw your last 1k.








Lalasticlala
mynd44

SportsRe: Who Is The Better Player Between Modric And Ozil? by Ojestas(m): 8:53pm On Jul 08, 2016
Modric
EducationRe: A Funny Experience In UI Yesterday by Ojestas(m): 11:21pm On Jul 07, 2016
Nothing funny, really .
CelebritiesRe: Top Six Songs By Nairalanders (opinion ) by Ojestas(m): 9:46am On Jul 07, 2016
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Conte Might Not Succeed In Chelsea by Ojestas(m): 12:05am On Jul 03, 2016
M sure the OP n the guy above are both arsenal fans. .

Their emphasis on the word "FAIL" made me know where they belong to.
FamilyRe: Post-marriage Pictures Of A Nairalander (family Day Out) by Ojestas(m): 12:01am On Jul 03, 2016
Adorable pictures. . May your home always experience sweetness!!
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Celebrates His 25th Birthday Today by Ojestas(m): 10:49am On Jul 02, 2016
lalasticlala:
Nikky d Pearl! Why don't u blv he's 25?
I saw it coming. I knew many will scream "football age". Before I created the post, I showed my younger brother his pic, the first one, and asked him to guess Burna boy's age, he said 31!!! I laughed grin . I told him he's Burna boy o, 25, he said na lie.
lol
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Celebrates His 25th Birthday Today by Ojestas(m): 8:25am On Jul 02, 2016
Football age abi real age?
RomanceRe: If You Were Asked To Collect #1000 Each From All Your EX How Much Will You Get? by Ojestas(m): 1:08pm On Jul 01, 2016
I go manage get 2k.

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