Who is this DROGON dude??!!! what concerns Buhari with this fallen tanker for heaven sakes Barely how many days in the office una don start silly intuitions. Do u know how many tankers fell in the last 3yrs?! Let me help ur memory by visiting Mile2/Oshodi/Apapa axis. No be Jona administration?! Did anyone ascribe it to him? Simply put that the Govt shud deem it necessary to fix roads. Omo go sleep Abeg! If una don learn small tin una go just come dey mumu unasef for NL. Nitwit!

1stola:

Yeye sidechick

Dis NLanders una go kill person with laff. I just eat Sahur for fasting sey make I manage read thread na hin I see yabbings on top MissKiffy matter.
MissKiffy, like some "reasonable" advice aforementioned, u need not be worried about how he tagged u to his dad. Alot of ladies have been called "fiancee" "afesono" "wife-to-be" and still got booted out. Just see it as his own cultural manner of sending the msg to his dad and u r in for keeps. The most important thing is to be adorned with the band and white gown on that big day. Stay positive and be prayerful if he is ur choice.
Last bullet: I am a fan of party jonnof rice

Well i am from a school of thought that emphasizes the need to have a pre-agreement on who foots the bill in either way the invite comes so that both parties are relaxed and make adequate budget for the meals. I am a Nigerian and a guy...there is absolutely nothing "SHARP" in munching that expensively and running away! come off it guys...if we wan run G mata no be for food na. Haba! The dude fall hand n legs join. See him head like Igbobi Hey lady! Take a chilled pill and consider it a miscellaneous expense... Hehehe

**yawns** some peeps be turning NL to BBM chat...SMY if u like her/him, contact "privately" and stop draining my bytes on sumtin i won't benefit. unless itz gonna be a 3-some tho

Which one is this "Ilasa" that is being used indiscriminately? The real pronunciation should be 'Ihasa' - a "bark lion sentinel dog" which makes it a reference alarm in historical use. Then for the dog you displayed, is a Terrier (a breed of scottish and Nordick). Thank me later.

Ephemmm:

Friend, being an outsourced staff is different from being a real professional staff of a bank. As a Transaction Officer, Teller, Customer Service Officer, Secretaries, Security Officer etc you are an operational staff and there is likelihood that your Vendor take higher per cent of your salary.
You are not entitled to some benefits like - promotions, profit sharing and some allowances. I know of a GM that collect 30m as profit sharing for the year 2014 not to talk of his salary.
Get a job from Access Bank or Zenith as a professional staff and you will come here to testify to the authenticity of this claim.

So on point...The guy that asked which bank pays a monthly 250k is not keeping abreast to developments in the banking sector. Banks are in a competitive era where they compete in terms of market capitals and salary structures. without mincing words, a typical A-list bank in Nigeria pays nothing less than N200k monthly with some crazy mouth-watering allowances. Trust me coz i exist in this profession. Banks pay well and you get to work your ass out. plz Ops, there is no job without those factors you enumerated, however in different degrees. But that does not mean you should discourage prospective lads on securing a mouth-watering bank job with its imminent impacting knowledge that can span you a lifetime opportunity. A manager level in my bank earns like 900k monthly (after the current restructuring). No money biko!!! work for a while and set up urself...gaskia!

I JUST WONDER WHY ANYONE IN HIS/HER RIGHT SENSES WILL ADD "ECONOMICS" TO THAT LIST!!! IF ECONOMISTS NO GET WORK WHO WAN COME GET? PLEASE REVIEW WELL AND ADD COURSES THAT ARE INSIGNIFICANT IN UR GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION. IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD (MY NAIJA), ANY COURSE GOES! GBA GBE OSHIIII

:PI PARTICULAR ADMIRE THE LOVELY, ALLURINNG, ENTICING, ROMANTIC AND GRACEFULLY APPEALING BEDSHEET OR DUVET...TONTO, ABEG PRK WELL MAKE I SEE THE FULL PATTERN. NA DIS PEEPS KNW WETIN DEM DEY SEE APART FROM THE NICE SPREAD. :PI PARTICULAR ADMIRE THE LOVELY, ALLURINNG, ENTICING, ROMANTIC AND GRACEFULLY APPEALING BEDSHEET OR DUVET...TONTO, ABEG PRK WELL MAKE I SEE THE FULL PATTERN. NA DIS PEEPS KNW WETIN DEM DEY SEE APART FROM THE NICE SPREAD.

How the hell do i post a comment here as a supposed newbie??!!!
Operator / Technician, do u mind making this platform more user-friendly with easy navigation?!*rhetorics*
i need on-boarding plzzzz

imagine Mad man aboard a First class cabin. he go just open window down sharp sharp, interesting. Jonathan's administration full of woes.

PART 2:
, she was so angry she asked i got up and tell her the eaxct truth. i felt a little off balance coz i was down. i insisted we spoke about it the next day. Take note, the time here is about 1am, and i was supposed to get up @ 4:30am in preparation for work. I work on the island and live in Ogba. you can imagine how tough it was for me. when i saw that she is not ready to burge to my plea, i asked what she wanted me to say again, after she had sent the text, and gotten her expected response. i was only but smiling when i received 2-HOT SLAPS on my cheek! saying "I am talking seriously and you are laughing at me". O mo! the sleep clear one time!! i saw starts mehn!!! that kind of slap that is given to armed-robbers. I didnt touch her; i just went back to the bed, coz i was feeling rili dizzy. As if that was not enough, she went to wear i hung my Suits (as a Banker), packed it all, opened the door and soaked them inside a dirty bowl of water. i ran after her and quickly removed them from her hand so they don't get entirely soaked. I was drained that night, i swear! i still cautioned myself from reacting.

Guess what she did again, she took that SIM card and chewed it ( not so bad for an angry lady though), went to some of my Trousers on the hanger, pciked a new blade, and tored them neatly. about 7 of it. She smashed my DVD player and Play Station 3 game on the floor.   i still didnt touch her. i quickly grabbed her and asked if she was hypnotised or in a trance or something. She pushed me away. When i later checked the time, it was already 4am in the morning. i couldn't sleep anymore. I went to have my bath, picked one of the damped suits and left her while she was already realising her "madness". I was all messed up in the office throughout that day,

Till today, she and a lot of friends have been begging me to forgive her. All i do is just smile and continue my daily activities of a better tomorrow. I really loved her, but she has abused that feeling. It does not mean i should kill her. Your greatest judge is your conscience.

So, Nairaland dudes, what would you have done in this situation is it the financial "set back" on things she destroyed no matter how small it is, PATIENCE and WISDOM bro. that is the name of the game, if u need to "survive" Hasta lavista!!!

Op, people will always have diversed views to issues like this. However, one thing you should know his this, "PATIENCE" is the mother of all virtue (i know that maxim is stale). Quite frankly, you were stretched beyond your elastic limit; and you got irritated in the process. But beating your lady in the feat of anger could do more harm than good. i sha knw sey girls get bad mouth and dem fit mumu u, but it doesnt mean you should use the "iron" fist on that tender creature If you want to box and flex muscles, come to daddy then Having said that, we can not continue to wallow in who did what or what warranted what. You need to call your woman to order. Apologise where necessary, placate her indignation and appease her sincerely. Shed off your ego and be that "REAL" man she fell in love with. As Killz right put, we dont even know if u were the Offender in the first place. therefore, you should know the best way to "catch" her back, unless you dont Love her anymore, Babe Beater!

You think she frustrated you, let me give you a short story, and you tell me what you would have done in that situation:
Last year my girl was suspecting another girl with me. Quite frankly i know the girl in question liked me to a fault, but i never entertained any reason to date her. One night, i was even having fever and insomnia, i had to take sleeping drugs to enable me have a good rest in preparation for the work week. My girl picked up my phone and seat the girl a very romantic text msg in this form "hi Swthrt, i feel like making love to you this night. Been longing to rili feel you deeply" (abeg if u never pass 18 no read o ); and the lady replied "I can imagine you handling my b**bs and getting deep, ". You can imagine the rest of it. Anyway, my girl was so infuriated that she woke me up with a hard slap on the back, accusing me of infidelity, PART 1. (To be continued)

[quote][/quote]If you are actually a graduate of ABU, we might not be interested at your offer. Your sense of reasoning speaks for the kind of products you guyz produce.

who is this speaking gibberish? what is sense of reasoning? you just want to present an illegitimate self-defence to your novel feat in the school. Ok, i don hear u, una know book well well abi, I do not need to contest with you by any means or come on this platform to blow my trumpet. However my friend, igi imu jina sori. . Ok, in case you do not decipher, it mean "the stick of nose is far from the head", Okpe!!!

Rubbish!!! "Hating" indeed. someone was talking about how salvation his related to the Guy's 1st-class. Talking like a chipmonk!!! what is the connection? abi u no know how many pple don turn new leaf abi na stem wey dem fail wonderfully?? FYI, kudos to that guy, still i am not impressed.   I can c a lot of CU graduates here, please, come and attempt ABU. u go know sey school pass school. dom doms!!!

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Why don't u thnk he can do it in UI,ABU or any of the other "big Unis"? Is it because the lecturers won't give him the grade he deserves or because he's not smart enough? Victor is a smart youngman, so are many graduates of CU, the Uni actuali let's u bag a degree with the ACTUAL scores/grades u get in each paper, no lecturer victimizes cos they don't have their own 1st class or 2:1. So stop hating. [quote][/quote]

yeye, abi what is that suffix in your name? No one is "hating" nobody. Read my comments properly before replying. abi u chop kpekus overnight? i aint gonna reiterate the quality of the Graduates from this schools. Given though, some of this schools i higlighted are in comatose, whilst the likes of the Convenants are brimming good. Be that as it may, there is a wide gap between graduates of this schools. A Graduate from Convenant and its likes are most likely to be drafted and engaged in the Banking sector, coz "arrangee" mata don dey ground. You can't see such CVs in Multinationals/Government parastatals/other relevant sectors where conventional Graduates are vying. Fact!!! Forget your argument of Lecturers this and that, all those combined creates in a Graduate the strength and resilience to withstand the thorns of life,
As they say in ABU, a 1st-Class graduate of Babcock/Convenant is equivalent to a 2.2 Graduate in that school. Fileeee!!!!

As much as i say "Nice one", i am still not impressed. My respect still goes to the UNILAG guy that graduated with a CGPA of 4.98 in MECHANICAL ENGINEERING. He had a history of ND - Lower credit and HND - Upper credit from the famous Yaba College of Technology, before proceeding to UNILAG to finish his degree. what a feat!!! (check Lindaikeji blog of last week for more info about this guy). That is what i call a "Genius"! Not one mushroom University that produces a supposed 3rd-class graduate of the conventional schools of UNILAG, UNIBEN, Ife, UI, ABU as their 1st class. Abeg!!!!!

ASUU, eje bi oooooo, una for no call am off. Okpe!!! propective medical Doctors don dey turn Herbalists. Engineers don dey attach for mechanic village, abeg na to dey guess Matric numbers ooo. Which strike make we dey expect again before we graduate? Mumu FG and Super Mumu ASUU,

Good riddance to bad rubbish!!!
God baptize them with fire brimstone,

chei! u got me there o. Otondo like me. i hate that poster, infact, say this: Ewe ah mehd

Wizzy Wiz! Baba God noni jooo, too much money.

Some of this security aides na just non-entities!!! what is all that? this pressmen are the viable assets for information about our goverment proceedings in all quarters( even though dem dey sabi lie some times ) be it as it may, they shouldn't be treated with disdain. Haba! na their daily bread and butter dem dey find na. Otondo policemen. yeye!

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na wa ooooo

Wili wili come here,
Bena koko come here,
Dahudu moni come here,
but kwakwakwa stay there,
who remembers that?

Poster, to be candid with u, threr is nothing wrong in living independently because of the benefit to do alot of things on your own and shapening your life better; and of course simulating all the training your parents have induced into you, especially your mum. However, some factors might negate such a decision, of which you have to consider thoroughly before implementing.

1. Economic imbalance: how do you want to cope (as some peeps have articulated) financially? how do you intend renting the apartment? even if your parents or anyone rents it for you, what about the overheads and other spendings?

2. Security: you need to understand that Nigeria as a whole is not safe. especially for a lady who now decides to live alone. worse will be, if you are located in a violent-prone area; worst of it is if you are a lady that is enchanting and you sub-consciously call for attention. my dear, eyes go dey on top u o. fact!


put all this into consideration before makingany decision. no one would decide for you. just consider the premises highlighted by everyone. good luck!

In addition to the Killer Recharge card thing.

Pls don't breathe any air btw 6am and 7am tomoro. It is contaminated. It is the air from Jos. It has been poisoned by boko haram.  


, This person is so funny. feeling every bit of the contribution. New in here,