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Feyi Fawehinmi ans the likes should be ashamed of themselves. Go and bring the best economist in the world and give him/her project Nigeria to work on and see if there will be immediate result. Most of you are just blabbing and mis yearning concerning this govt. Something that has been spoilt for a number of years and expect a miracle within few years. Those of you criticising this govt. should contest and bring your ideas to fore. I am telling you some of us still have confidence in this govt.

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I am lying on the bed. My children, brothers and sisters are all sitting by my bedside. Some close friends too are standing and overlooking my face. Suddenly I start breathing with long breaths. Someone among the people sitting in the room. Everyone around repeats with the reciter. My breath starts to ease out. I am opening my eyes and looking at something. Angel of death has arrived. I am getting late for the eternal journey. My mouth has opened up. My brother is dropping some water into my mouth, it is perhaps the "Zam Zam" water which I had preserved for the very moment.Then everyone starts to recite, "Laa'ilaaha illallaaha Muhammadur Rasoolullaah". I have lost my vision. I have lost my tongue, I have even lost my sensation but I can still hear. I can hear my loved ones weeping in grief. I'm not dead yet but I am almost lifeless. Angel of death makes the final act and takes my soul out with an intensive jerk. I have now left this world.All my wealth, cars, properties, bank balances, contacts and connections are of no use now. My identity is my grave and I am being referred to as 'dead body'. My near ones are preparing my grave and some of them think it as inauspicious to keep the dead body inside the house for too long. The house which I myself built and lived in is shrinking in space for me. My bath is being prepared. I am taken out in the compound for the final bath. My bathroom fitted with expensive bath fittings is not for me now.I am being wrapped in the white cotton shroud. I am boxed in a wooden box for the travel to my grave. My expensive car is not for me now.For what then did I amass so many worthless things. Why did I lie to earn the useless wealth. It is of no use to me. Woe to me for I wasted my life in vain. I forgot that my last journey is near and certain. Why did I sin so much ? Oh! I have lost my game.Now stop imagining This is going to happen one day with you and me. So be prepared. Good deeds will make your journey and the life of the Hereafteru pleasant. Remember death. It is certain. It is so near. This world is just a short dream..... WAKE UP B4 ITS TOO LATE!A Beautiful HadithRasulullah (صل الله عليه وسلم) said:'When a man dies and his relatives are busy in funeral, there stands an extremely handsome man by his head. When the dead body is shrouded, that man gets in between the shroud and the chest of the deceased. When after the burial, the people return home, 2 angels, Munkar and Nakeer(names of two special Angels), come in the grave and try to separate this handsome man so that they may be able to interrogate the dead man in privacy about his faith. But the handsome man says, 'He is my companion, he is my friend. I will not leave him alone in any case. If you are appointed for interrogation, do your job.. I cannot leave him until I get him admitted into Paradise '. Thereafter he turns to his dead companion and says, 'I am the Qur'an, which you used to read, sometimes in a loud voice and sometimes in a low voice. Do not worry. After the interrogation of Munkar and Naker, you will have no grief..' When the interrogation is over, the handsome man arranges for him from Al-Mala'ul A'laa (the angels in Heaven) silk bedding filled with musk.Rasulullah( صل الله عليه وسلم ) said: 'On the Day of Judgement, before Allah, no other Intercessor will have a greater status than the Qur'an, neither a Prophet nor an angel.' Please keep forwarding this 'Hadith' to all ....because Rasulullah ( صل الله عليه وسلم)said: 'Pass on knowledge from me even if it is only one verse'. May Allah bestow this favour on all of us.امين يارب العالمينWe are praying that the following message in the next seven days would reach at least FIVE MILLION Muslims all over the world, Insha-Allah. Please forward this message TODAY to your friends and relatives and earn abundant Rewards fromالله... When you're about to forward this, he will try to discourage U

We could all see how we are being embarrassed all over and somebody is here trying his best to minimize if not eradicate this stigma. Some tribalistic, religious and narrow and party minded individuals are against the person. Could we see our lives.
I tell people, if we miss PMB, no one, I say again NO ONE CAN REVAMP NIGERIA except God come down to do it Himself!

I belief that the lady loves you. If she didn't tell you, you wouldn't have known. My brother, I know its very hard and difficult, but please show an understanding. A research was carried out on married women who have children and it was discovered that about 40% of those women have their first borns as bastards. That is, 40% of all first borns are from another men possibly their last boyfriends before they married their husband. As said, it is difficult but show an understanding.

A JOKE TAKEN TOO FAR - by Gen. Alani Akinrinade (Rtd).
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As far as l'm concerned, there is nothing like senators in the federal republic of Nigeria as at today. What people refer to as senators, is merely a deceptive and illusory assemblage of national irritants, who deliberate daily on how to purchase new cars, build new mansions and buy fantastic ones abroad, arrogate a strange and unjustified immunity to themselves, get constituency votes for marrying new wives and servicing girlfriends.
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This assemblage derives most of its membership from retired and expired ex-governors, who ran their states aground and left them in huge debts, and also left their subjects bleeding, and weeping in sorrow and abject penury. You also have a lot of rascals, hooligans, area boys and street fighters amongst their fold.
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Now how can this insensate and fiendish lot, after enough dosage of weed, lock up themselves in one obscure chamber and begin to mute the idea of impeaching a democratically elected president?...
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Well, l must state here that it is none of their faults. If Nigerians had turned out en-mass and come to #OCCUPYNASS so we chase these prodigal sons back to their respective villages, we surely won't be discussing this today.
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They should let it trickle down to their medulla that things are no longerthe same. It is no more business as usual and there is nothing they can do about it. I reliably gathered that most of them who borrowed money from banks to finance their campaigns, are finding it increasingly difficult to cope with pressures from the banks. That's the way it should be. This is not a business venture, rather a call to service. Hence, if you are not comfortable with the tune of events, then you resign, instead of turning yourself a legislative embarrassment and national disgrace. I'm yet to see any of them who would be missed for a minute if he resigns today.
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This crop of Wonderers would undoubtedly leave a legacy as the worst performing, and most unproductive Senate in the history of Nigeria. Their latest actions and pronouncements are indeed a joke taken too far.

Let your lawyer write the firm and give them two weeks to pay all your entitlements or else the court will be approached. Meanwhile in the letter they should tell them the implication of going to court. Their image will be tarnished by the media and all other negative effects. Thank you.

Honestly I feel your pain. Yoruba pple will say'ko si ohun ti oju oriri'.This means there is nothing we have not seen in this life. My brother, I want you to make an evaluation and an assessment of her. What are her good qualities? You have to consider your kids. If you tell her to go definitely you will remarry and for your information, no woman can take care of your kids like their natural mum. It is the cross you have been carrying for 10 years. Please continue with the cross bearing and full of prayers, she will change one day. Women are almost the same. No clear difference. It is painful but BECAUSE OF YOUR KIDS. IT IS A SACRIFICE YOU HAVE TO DO. All the best.

You are right@fiftynaira. Next time, this will be done.

BOND FM 92.9 advertised the celebration of this year’s Childrens’ Day in their statiion. In the advertisement, parents were encouraged to bring their kids to their station at GRA Ikeja (Shogunle end) Lagos with the promise of provision of play equipment in abundance. With a lot of organization advertisnig for the same, I convinced my kids to let us attend that of BOND FM.
On entering the station, it was an eyesore that the station is surrounded by bush. They could not even tidied up their environment. The whole place was stinking. A little place was used with canopies that could not contain the crowd; even the chairs were not enough to contain the crowd. About one –third of the crowd especially parents could not get any seat to sit. The programme was drab. The MCs were not professional, no clear programme to follow.
The play equipment was something else. Only two small bouncing castles were provided, one swing and one rolling play equipment. I was so disappointed after the charge of N1, 000 (One Thousand Naira) per kid.
It was a shame on the management of BOND FM (92.9 FM) for providing that shallow programme. In fact, my kids were blaming me that it was I that made them to come to that place. They said they could have attended a better place.
I thought I was the only one that didn’t like the environment and programme. I went round to sample other parents opinion and it was regret galoreby other people. In fact, one of the parents called me to express her negative opinion about the show of shame. She thought I work at BOND FM but when I told her that I was also a guest, she just shook her head.
The programme was a rip off. We have vowed not to ever attend any of their programmes most especially festive periods.
THIS IS A REAL SHOW OF SHAME!

Men this is serious o. Just be calm. If you can take another route home do, dont let her be seeing you again for sometime. God will help you.

National NLC should encourage the state chapters of their body to go on strike whether APC OR PDP states owing salaries. The last national strike was unsuccessful for the mere fact that people expected the NLC to strike over salary owing by states. Well done NLC!

Strike for where? No sign of the strike. I left home around 5.00am this morning from Abule -Egba to Ikoyi enroute Oshodi, no sign. everything was normal. A lot of people are not interested in the strike.

I would like to tell any on that cares to listen that JOBBERMAN IS NOT A SCAM. It is a legit organisation trying to help us solve our unemployment challenges without asking for a penny.
I got a fantastic job through Jobberman last August, a well paid job. It is a big position. I am still at the job, enjoying every bit of the job. Infact, I have been planning to go to there office on the Island to go and say 'thank you' to them.
So please, Jobberman is not a scam! Thank you.

Please let him try and do his pgde. There are places we could refer him to but he didn't do education. Thank you.

What a fantastic performance by our boys. Very unfortunate to have allowed the late slip. I commend your performance. Please let's encourage them. Good luck next week in the second leg in Egypt. Anything is possible!

Judgement belongs to God.

Did you say Physical and Health Education is a worse course to read? You have another think coming. Do you know how much they make? in this century where good health is preached and you are encouraged to engage in physical activities in order to maintain your good health. I am in the profession and I know how much they make. You can rarely see anyone that read that course and will still be jobless except those that are not interested in the course. Honestly, that course is a money spinner! Walahi!