₦airaland Forum

I just wish people didn't defy d curfew.
I don't even have d heart to watch d videos circulating.

Since when is it an act of terrorism to break curfew law that you now send in d military??

And d military who carried out d order, y allow themselves to b used as thugs??

Is not their duty first to the citizens and territory of their motherland??

And to think it was an ibo that was d CO??

Shame!!!

I hear oriental hotels os on fire too.
God i hope that is d place where d bascad stores his loot. I hope it burnsssss!!!!!!

If i were a staff of any of his business, I'd set it ablaze from the inside and hide behind d protest.

oletishantishan:
Pls is it correct to say "how old as you are cannot be fathomed" ??

And

"how long as you are cannot be measured" ??

It's a gospel song lyrics.

Thanks.

gaius01:
How about, "How old you are, can't be fathomed". and " How lengthy you are, Lord it can't be measured". since it's a gospel lyrics .

So God get length now?
There's a thing called poetic license but even that can be abused
God now has length and breadth?
Sounds blasphemous sef

Ishilove is 18 today.
Remind me to send you a cake on your 19th.

asampete nwanyioma!

Ishilove:
This is the kind of child that should have been miscarried or flushed away. To think the mother laboured in pains to give birth to this monster.

Anyway, no child is born evil. They become evil through demonic possession or external influences.

Over indulged coward. His parents spoilt him, because I don't understand why they will be giving a grown ass adult money when he is not physically or mentally handicapped. He will not escape judgement here and in the afterlife, which is why he is being denied the death penalty so he can daily face up to the atrocities he committed.

May we not give birth to children that will shame and kill us.

Ishilove how old are you today?

Coronabirus:
5 rich people in Dubai have networth more than Nigerias foreign reserve. I don't know why Ipigs confine their international research to only Europe and US. World is fast developing and overtaking is allowed.

Lol
That was how one idiot d other time said uae is a third world country
No be only 70%�

Nigerians just like to brag wt nonsense
Small time now they will say uae is not up to Lagos. Nigeria population is 200m. As if that has stopped a majority of her citizens from living in abject poverty

BigwayAfrica:
I am a Doctor. I desire to work in UAE. Do you have any sure legit connect?

The answers you seek are available online.

Y you looking for a legit connect??

And yes doctors earn well in UAE.

Just find out what licenses/exams you need/to pass. Take 2-3 weeks off your job, head to UAE, write d exams, pass and put in applications.

You might even start d applications from naija now sef so when they get back to you for further info, you'll get first hand knowledge on how things are done in uae

Nor be everytime agent agent. You can eppp yourself

sifo:
Anyone with and idea of the cost of living in dubai? A friend has an offer of about 30,000 AED monthly and needs to be sure if this is sufficient to live in Dubai city centre with significant savings

You can rent a decent 2-bedroom flat 70k aed per annum in a good area.
1k is enuf to eat luxuriously in a month for one person. That's living expenses sef it will cover basic expenses like gas for your car. But if you like to eat in expensive restaurants, nah. So do your math

But pls which jab did d person get? I'm looking for jab for a bro in naija. He's wt saipem and wants to move

Abeg who kno d condition?

Peep d man at d back judging them

Wow
So ds boy go school?
Na wa

Maybe he would've had a better handle on Angela if only he knew how to express himsef

bukatyne:
What about doing DNA on the kid's before VC?

Like you, I am not a fan of anything permanent.

My dear
I don't even like d idea of DNA test.
I'll be married to a person and be suspecting she's making kids for me with another man??

I'm a bit old fashioned. I pray i dont get my heart broken

IntersexSherry:
i just like seeing it. Doesn't arouse me

Lie.@bolded

Its not a problem that you like seeing it.
The female body is more sexually attractive whether to males or females. You not getting aroused is even a bigger deal. Calls to question your sexual health

Your response to lesbian porn should be same as heterosexual porn. That only makes you normal and not necessarily a lesbian

All these gigantic projects coming outta ebonyi.

Hope they will be completed? And not end up like ameachi's monorail??

Imagine having a vasectomy after 4 kids.

Ten years later you discover non of d kids are yours

Lol.
When it comes to birth control, i hate anything permanent. I hate vasectomy same way i hate hysterectomy.

Leave d balls and the womb where God put am

@mariangeles, you must b a strong catholic. Those your views are really strong.

It was also God's plan for man to have dominion over animals and fish of the sea. But if a lion were to run loose in d city, na we go still run. The intended natural order of things has already been altered

Cute fada and son

naiirablog:
Mr Praise.

Chai! I love nairaland...




Na so Seun take blow, as Bible take talk am.


NAIRALATIONS Chapter 1

And it came to pass in the far of land of Songo. Came a certain young man of the name Ouwaseun the son of Osewa. For on the day of his birth his father had turned to his mother saying He shall be called “Oluwaseun” For God has given me a reason to smile. Then, he had lifted him with both hands saying; ‘Thanks be to the Lord God of Adeboye for he had filled my mouth with singing and my mouth doth speak good things. So “Oluwaseun” meant “thanks be to God Almighty.
And Behold Seun grew up in the sight of his father and mother. He was comely in stature and the fair maidens, desired him for an husbandman. He excelled in learning and his mind was of great cunning. His eyes asked a thousand questions, and his mouth ten thousand.
One day, in the evening while his father Yomi and his mother and his sister and his brother and all his household dined at table, eating, drinking and making merry. His Father had again raised his hand has he had done often times and spoken with a loud voice saying, Blessed be the Lord God of Adeboye, of Kumuyi, and oyedepo, for he hath not causeth his servant and his household to hunger and thirst after bread and wine. For he had filled our bellies with amala, and our peppersoup runneth over. Then Seun answered unto him saying, “Baba if thou permit, may i ask thee a question? And his father’s countenance was upon him. And he responded saying ‘yea i permit thee, Then Seun began to speak softly saying;
” Before and Since my birth Oh father thy mouth hath spake always about the Lord God. And my mother’s mouth doth indeed bless the heavens seven times. I beseech thee, that thou show me the Lord God, that i may see him, and touch him.and know that he is there.

And He’s father answered saying; ‘Son, I chastise thee in the name of the Lord, no-one can see the Lord nor touch him, for the Lord God is not a man, that thou toucheth and feeleth. He is a spirit and a flaming fire, and his voice is the voice of a thunder, the whites of his eyes, is a stream of lightening. Who is that man that would behold the countenance of the Almighty and live to tell it. That mighty one who’s sits upon the sphere of the earth and the Sons of men, lay postrate as grasshoppers. Bless The Lord. Son, I say Oh Bless the Lord.

But Seun listened to his Father with all his keenness with all his soul, but in his heart he did not believe.

Then the day came when all the teenagers where to gather at the sanctuary to be filled with the Holy ghost. Behold, Seun was amongst them. Their teacher stood on the exalted altar and ministered unto them with great power saying; ‘Just like the day of Pentecost at the fellowship of the apostles in the upper room. The spirit of the Lord God is going to descend on thy foreheads like cloven tongues of fire and thy mouths shall prophesy and utter a thousand tongues.

And it was so, that when all the host of teenagers began to speak in strange dialects and tongues. Lo, Seun’s mouth spake nothing. He closed his eyes, and breathe a great breathe and desired his mouth to move on its on accord. But his mouth spake nothing. Then the teacher saw him and beckoned on him, and urged him on saying son Open thy mouth, and he will fill it. So Seun tried One more time, But His mouth spake nothing. After this nothing else was said.

After noon, When he got to his portion of his tenth, he looked to his right and to his left, and opened his mouth. But still his mouth spake nothing. So went to the orchad, and looked at the sky a long time. Then he turned south and when he got to his bed chamber he began to write on his papyrus paper with an ink tube that bore a gold-holder.

These are the Articles of Seun The Son of Osewa, As he wrote On his Bed chamber.

Is this grief? My soul is full of questions. And all the days of my life my thoughts sought the Lord God whom my father and mother and my betheren serveth. Where is He? For they say THERE!!! He sits in heaven above the clouds, hence i lifted my eyes unto the heavens, towards the firmament and behold i saw nothing.
Others said HERE!! He lived in my heart…Beneath my flesh. Hence i breathe a great breathe and still, i felt nothing.
Then again they said to me open thy mouth to speak his language. For yea, It is the Lord’s tongue, so i opened my lips yet my mouth spake nothing
So in anger I threw a question at the four winds!!! saying Has the world gone mad!!? and am i the only sane? or am i a lone madman in a sane world?. For how can men worship whom their eyes and hands can neither see nor touch. Am i a borne blasphemer? or a pagan.? Does my many questions mean i love sin?. Is it because i listen to Hitchens the son of Christopher and to Richard the son of Dawkins or Sam the son of Harris. Because their words are trustworthy and full of wisdom? Maybe so.

For Today i Pronounce, and i ask the birds of the air, and the ocean and the lands and the walls and the rulers in high places and low places to bear me witness because i no longer believe, or want to believe. For there is nothing to believe.

Then after a little season and a little while
Seun left his fathers house to study books on the crafts of wires and of metals and of the inguenity of steel and to gather knowledge on the science of netwok and the high talents of programming. in another Region. And on his fifth year he had departed from his school to the wilderness because His own voice had spoken to him, Saying;
” Get thyself a quiet place to reason.for thou shall build me and thy peoples a new land with thy craftiness on thy software of cunny. Where men from all the corners of the world shall gather and talk, and behold, no one shall see the other’s face for they shall all be anoynymous, and all that they shall say shall be in writing, and this New land shall be called Nairaland Because it shall be a land to the Naira. So that it shall come to pass as it was prophesied many years ago by the prophet. Saying “Behold voices spake without faces in a strange and far away Land”

Lo and behold when Seun had done this, the sons of men had rejoiced over his forum. And they had said one to another, saying; blessed be the Lord God Of Nigeria, for he had indeed given our voices a place.
lo and like a dream of the night, the sons of men pitched their tents on the forum and multiplied greatly from, Ten to Ten thousand, and Then to millions and as their numbers grew, so did seun’s wealth, his barns never lacked yams, his goats bore threes and his hens hatched nines.
That was how the Land of Naira came to be through the hand of Seun. But unto this very day, Seun still shares not the faith. Selah.

I read d book on obaseki/edo
Can't imagine myself reading that shit up there.
Naija and copy copy

This childhood terrorist goes by d name Innocent?
Trust me there's nothing innocent about him

Good for them
They are opportuned to learn from d rest of d world how to tackle covid-19.
When it eventually befalls them in 2020 they will not be taken unawares

..

If na because of money she no dey respect you that one easy.
By d time you're done paying your debts, how much is left?

Ask her how much goes for diapers, baby food bla bla...then how much for feeding and all that.
She tells you 50k a month. You beat it down to what you can comfortably pay without emptying yourself.

Try that and see if the situation improves

Powerfly:
Babe i dey tell u oo.. Some don't even know how to do sef.. Na babe go dey tell them 'do it like this, don't do it like that'.
Then.. You have the ones who hardly shave.. Hair go just dey long dey go reach, cover their balls.,.
Ahh! If i want to mention the ones that have foul~smelly mouth odour, ewo! And nah these ones like kissing pass.. Tuehhh!!
E even get the ones wey no fit kiss sef.. These ones will be attacking your lips and tongue like dog that is fighting with bone to lick the marrow.
If i want to even talk about the one's that will be squeezing ya breast as if they're trying to force juice from unripe orange,smh.
What about those guys with very rough surfaced d*cks, I don't know if it's pimples or rashes or injuries, but their d*ck skin would be looking like sandpaper used in scrubbing the surface of plywood.
My dear, if i continue. U go shake head tire..
there's a female group on fb i belong to, if u hear tory.. U go fear.

Lmaoooooofff
Was gonna ask how you know so much.
How it was possible to have experienced all of this.
And then i saw d end part.
So when you ladies gather together by yourselves � na to finish guys?

Mehn see finishing o

Several.

And the funny thing is 15mins into d movie, i already know i hate but i just continue watching

For now i can remember
1. The night of (the most annoying of late)
2. What women think ft taraji p henson
3. One LL cool J movie i watched sometime in 2010 where the girl was growing up in seconds and could speak any language (o lawd, how i hated that movie)
4. Greenleaf. The one I'm currently watching. I hate it yet I'm in season2

Lol did you say "a" movie??

Lol
Its true somewhat. They're still in d pre wedding stage.
When its official, she becomes his'

Some people are obsessed with sex ehnnn that even when they sound so re.tarded they dont even know

So you think you the reason you can jump and bend down is cos men failed to notice you while you were young and as a result have less body count? What a joke

All these women sef!! When they manage to get married they start running their mouth to give the impression that they were responsible youths.

My fwend, go and sit down. As our faces are different, so are our bodies. A virgin can be lazy and have saggy breast

Ultimus:
This is not true. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because they were having butt sex. Nothing riles God more than homosexuals but family members having sexual relations is okay. The biblical God evidently has no issues with incest, having sanctioned populating the world with it, twice!

Huh? Twice?
D second time was with Noah and his family. Is there any reason to believe Noah's sons were married to their sisters?
In d case of Adam and the first generations, God approved of it to populate d earth, so there were no fallbacks.

But If you screw your sibling today, una go born imbeciles. If you doubt, go do survey for countries where its d norm for cousines to intermarry

And for these slay mamas screwing their papa, some do it for d extra cash. Others cos their dad's been molesting them from when they're young and they've become used to it. Besides being perverts, some of these fathers do it for fetish purposes.

Yuck!!!

People sef.
Even on nairaland una still dey do click bait.
So because he acted a movie that was scripted,he caused his own death??

Ode


Anyway make i go Netflix go watch d film

Under16:
This meal is dedicated to all the women on this thread who love me wholeheartedly including that crazy MOD.


Afang soup+ Obstacles + fufu.


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Red afang soup. You made it with palm kernel?
Nice obstacles even tho i cant c what they are