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Tonyblinky:
do U also sell MSc. ?

Yes o my bloda

Plus including pi hetch di

Even WES will speak to its genuineness

Oh they did it!!
Not even d americans can make ds happen.
All hail d chinkos!!!

She's looking funny.
Guess d pictures r filterless.

But this jay z wt he crase man hair tho.how he dey use wash am

Oh boy c format.
No b only 850,000,000 million.

Nairaland has 2,404,416 members
If each person can contribute 1k to me I'll have
2,404,416,000 million.

She obviously doesn't know how to add, which is y only yesterday she was gifting millions and today she's nearly bankrupt

Lol

Your madam na destiny etiko

troller

This is so ludicrous

He said he gained nothing from d marriage.

Was he expecting her rich brothers to place him on a payroll??

Silly people with their sense of entitlement

lastempero:
When he was getting married to the Benin woman, I know the father must have warned him against that idea but trust our generation and their global mindset.

I doubt that cos it Seems d dad married a Yoruba woman himself.
They should have used the media to draw d grandson home since b4 he died. What a pity, one pikin, one grandpikin.

I very really used to love ds guy.

He's bn out of d scene for so long, didn't even know he was still alive

lefulefu:
some men prefer their wives looking unkempt and ugly cos in their small mind they believe other men wont look at their wives when they have such appearance .to entertain themselves they go about looking for beautiful sidechicks while they keep the unkempt wife at home just to be bearing kids .

Very true.
I just pity women who listen to their husbands when they tell them ds natural beauty crap.

Dear women, take care of your self, look good for yourself and do things that make you happy.

Sometimes your husband no dey get sense finish. You don't have to follow everything he says.

Jeez

All this while I've been hesitant about watching this vid.
I just did and noticed it was the woman who locked the door against her child and proceeded to blame-beat the hell out of the poor maid.

What a frustrated witch!!!

By the time the law takes its turn on her she'd become like every other bully- a voiceless coward.

Well, people do things like this only cos they think they can get away with it.

Poor child may even be her relative.

I've neva been to the salon since i came here. I and my guys help each other with hair cuts. Barbers are the least paid artisans, as low as 100k naira.and you fit even work 15hrs So no even think am. You can't even afford to rent shop(you need license and local sponsor,steps too much) not to even talk language barrier.for here we dey live like aboki in the east.no matter what you no fit see alhaji dey build house for enugu.just hustle and ready to comot anytime.no time for shop.physical business is for the major guys, them atiku and men them.and maybe those african restaurant/ladies salon people and some Kain engineers.other business guys dey run package from house

If you must show ds side, you gats to dey reason driver work. I've not seen any Nigerian ever wey se he b barber.

KingBaba1:
what documentation do u think I will need if I want to come to the UAE as a skilled barber? (visa category)? Is the skill lucrative over there, and like how much do you think a cool cut is in their currency? Can I get a store to rent for it and like how much is it, or be a stylist for someone first before I open my own barber shop? How much can u suggest for this vision of mine...Thanks sis

You don't mean it!!
So a lecturer at burger king can earn $337k

kellycute:
bro I nor know why all this niggaz jus dey beef person wey dey work legit for uae? The matter tired me I swear down. Even the USA wey he dey sharp mouth about na burger he dey flip for there oo . Kai e be like say uae messed the guy up wen he dey here na why he dey Para

Kingchineme6:
Good morning friends, please I need an urgent solution on this my issue. I went to Murtala Muhammed International Airport(MMIA) Lagos to leave for Dubai not knowing that my Departing Airport is Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport in Abuja. So am asking whether is possible for the airport to switch location for me.

Did you resolve this yet?
How did you mix up point of departure

Food safety is an aspect of safety that can be lucrative. Its part of the courses on nebosh. I know someone who did microbiology first degree and food safety diploma and is doing very well.
Maybe you should just stick to your hse tho.more alternatives

moseslarry:
Thanks sir, is food safety also a component or part of the hse as well? Pls explain sir.

Chineke

Get out the way yo, get out d way yo
hit 'em up

NonnyG tot you closed d thread...how come you still viewing

migrantDentist:
No oo
No be tourism carry me comot naija.

Oh ok
Dont know if you know the story of kunta kinte, that name Juffure has bn on my mind since i saw the movie.

Care to share why you left your first job after a month?

Hmm nice.
So have you been to juffure?

Hmmmm OK
Now m starting to get it but i still need you to confirm. Did your friends all die in ds desert?were they killed?by whom?what was their offense? The fact that your frustration is directed at uae suggests the govt may have had them killed.but again they dont kill people here.most nigerians who have died here were killed by their own brothers.which begs the question,were your friends into drugs?because this people dey fight for drug territory here. And at some point in this thread, you said you will not advise anyone to come here unless for drug/fraud.i'm thinking maybe those your friends were the ones who robbed that foreign exchange that time and are probably in Saudi or oman by now.ogbeni abeg come tell us wetin uae do you. We fit help you because we can all see your problem is psychological and deep.bia, wetin uae do you wey pass wetin libya do your uncle?your uncle has moved on why cant you move on.
Ewu!!!don't go and get a life.its very possible its drugs you're pushing in that UK.
IDIOT!!cheap critic who's resorted to fabricating cheap lies to make a point. Dumbo

birdmansoho:
Again didn’t read, poor punctuation. Even a 2year old can do better. Nkita ala. You can still go back to school though although I fear it’ll be fruitless as even a 2:2 qualification will be an impossible task. No wonder you ran to useless Dubai to sweep streets at $500 a month coz you don’t have any skill or qualification to do a decent job. You’ll die in that useless country if you don’t go and start farming in your village which is better than languishing in penury in that desert. Afo anu

Oh no
Its not an eye lesion.its more of a question of your mental health condition.blame it on your dyslexia if you like. Meanwhile read it very slowly, 5 words per minute and maybe you'd understand50% of whats up there.
Ewu beribe.you did not insult anybody at first kee you there

birdmansoho:
Didn’t read past the first line. It’s an eyesore. Go and learn punctuation first then reply back.

Like you've ever made logic from anything.you most likely are dyslexic.you use lots of bogus words wrongly but cannot understand the simplest of statements.making lots of foolish emotion ladden arguments. The only time i saw someone as deranged as you over an entire nation was in benin.d man was in Italy during the 90s that era Nigerians were in Italy for prostitution and all what not.He tried his hands on homosexulity and was injected with all sorts of chemicals.his hatred for Italy can only be compared to your passion for uae. Now that i think about it, m wondering if he might be your libyan uncle because he also passed through libya and you both have identical madness.
dimwitted nitwit, d best thing youve accomplished is passing on your hoe to your brother friend and not letting him know.you definitely lack integrity but can from miles away identify a scam.
Indeed imbecility is contagious,we know where you got yours and some of us have the vaccine and dont want you spreading it over this thread. stop doing visa agent on someone else's thread.go and run yours but of course we know the only kind of thread your intelligence unintelligence can handle. Lilly-livered load down fool!!
Ekwensu!

birdmansoho:
The harder you try to make sense the more you expose how retard*ed you are. Your level of incoherence and ineptness to make sense show an obvious inability to engage in any sort of discourse and a lack of grasp with the contextual basis of any comment you react to; and may be a window to your educational background.

As an irredeemable idiot you prolly thought I ignored your last two comments coz you’re daunting and that emboldened you but I just couldn’t make logic from it just like this one. I barely engage retards and obviously illiterates more than 5mins as their profound lunacy can be contagious. You’re a fool, an irredeemable one and you know it. Don’t bother to make sense, it’s impossible even if your life depends on it. Iwu ozu nwuru-anwu

I hear food safety pays. You should consider branching into that too

moseslarry:
Thanks once again for this vital information and I’m going to commence working on the registration for hse 2. Lest I forget, I hope it has nothing to do with ones first degree certificate cos I actually studied food science and even though, I did graduate with third class. Pls enlighten me more on it sir. Hope it would be an added value to cushion my low grade from university.

birdmansoho:
Get lost you discombobulated drab. Hope this isn’t the way you construct tenses if you’re a lawyer? Seek for a reimbursement of your tuition fees and compensation for wasting your 5years in uni plus a year law school and still came out a berk. Anu offia. Dyslexic cretin

Ekwensu
You've started dropping email addresses abi?You said the OP was a scam and hunting for people to fleece but we know she's not replying pms.She's asking that questions be asked in the open.but you are nw running your own package privately.how are we sure youre not charging people consultation fee? onye anra Smelly thing.b condemning a thread and still b hustling on d same thread
Oloshi ni e ni. Don't go and look for how to help your libyan uncle immigrate to Gabon.
Twerpish cretin

birdmansoho:
Ya. No one is stopping anyone from traveling to anywhere las las reality will set in into whoever travel to certain countries without getting the right information or ignore advise. I’m not unfamiliar with Nigerians and how they react whenever anyone attempt to give necessary info about their prospective countries and how they can make it seem like you’re an enemy of progress.

I have a distant relative who once told people in the village meeting how he’s working on traveling abroad about a decade ago. So my dad enquired to know what country he’s planning on traveling to and he retorted Libya. My dad being someone who’s enlightened about countries and their economy advised him not to go there and that there’s nothing in Libya and even if his plans is to migrate to Europe via Mediterranean Sea that he should abort it highlighting the risk. This guy swiftly denounce his advise and told him that even if Libya is as tough as stone it’ll melt like water once he steps in there and he’ll succeed. We later heard he told someone that my dad is an enemy of progress and doesn’t want others to travel to Europe like his kids who are all there.

He later embark on the trip and it didn’t take up to a year and he returned. His experience and story was very sour and he told anyone who cared to listen that nothing will ever make him thinking of abroad again in his life, whether Europe or America or heaven that he’s done. Owing to Nigeria’s frustration and hardship people become desperate to travel without seeking for the right info about where they want to go and when you call their attention to it you become a hater.

UAE’s economy is designed for tourism and expatriate not for blue collar or even white collar hustle in most cases. I’m an exposed, well-travelled and someone who always seek for knowledge and information about different countries happens to be one of my major interest in my quest for knowledge. And such has led me to know that countries like U.A.E., SA, Cambodia, India, Russia and a host of others aren’t a good choice of destination for immigrants.

From this OP story and subsequent comments I found a lot of cracks which I first ignored until they became too much and I couldn’t ignore the misrepresentation of facts she was conveying and on pointing them out she became apprehensive and unnecessarily confrontational for obvious reasons. Such a distortion of facts shouldn’t be ignored.

Oya come and point out the cracks.
Oloriburuku omoale jatijati dianska.
I was just waiting for the op to talk about her classroom behavioral problems and how she manages the stress only for you to come and fill the whole place with your foolishness. It seems you carried your libyan uncles brain.
Arrant nonsense and turningonitsown

ogbonti:
Stop reading classified section on Gulf News or Al Khaleej Times. Those are fraudulent jobs meant to make the UAE look like a good destination to realize ones dreams. Those jobs don’t exist, period! Even if any exist, do you see where they say US educated and US experience ONLY? ok oooo so how can someone who is fleeing Ikorodu get that job with BSc from Unilag assuming the job even exist?

I teach here. I know what i earn. Most schools here are run by whites.people who like to see themselves as not discriminating on grounds of race.
But bia o, why are you people so bitter? Is there more to what uae did to you people you're not telling us

ogbonti:
I don’t know about that maybe that’s is how people live there now. Those days when I lived there. My rent for my studio flat was AED 9,000 for 6 months which was like US $400 a month if you convert the exchange rate then of $1 to 3.65 Dirhams. That was not including DEWA bill ooo which is the Dubai Electricity and Water Authority bill. I lived alone and I was dating an Australian chic Martina. Who was a student at Wollongong University. Don’t tell me crap about Dubai.... a great place to flex when u have money, or when a multinational company like Shell or HSBC sends you there to work. But to carry your passport go there go hussle? Last last na Deira market U go end big in pack pack cargo like laborer follow some smelly Indian shop owners just to make 10 Dirham to eat shawarma and drink Pepsi lol... guys don’t tell me squat about Dubai I know there I lived there ... go see Naija guys languishing at Al Karama... meen. Even when I relocated I still travel there en route to Naija just to appreciate God for delivering me from that dungeon of a place

Na so. Dubai just turned48 that style of shared flats has been the practice for 49 years.
Nor be only Australian studio.
Lai mohammed ancestor.

birdmansoho:
The hunger that’s apparently already pummelling you will finish you in that desert useless country and any attempt to get a visa to the West which I’m certain is your end goal will bounce at your ugly face. Aghast coz the unfortunate country you manage to get your $200 visa to is being called out for what it is - a useless country. You’ll die there. People make money in Chad and Syria as well...see argument of a dunderhead. Amadioha lacha gi ike nsi gi a. Ofeke

Good you finally get the point. Money can be made in chad and Syria why not Dubai?
Smelly modafuca so pissed cos ds desert would not open its treasure to Yuh fellow imbecillic friends dumbass keep hustling in that UK maybe in 10yrs you might be eligible to have a family. If you cant wait feel free to marry Yuh ancestors corpse mate for a green card
SWINE dung

birdmansoho:
Iwu ezi. Kitigba lacha gi anya ebe’a otele nwuru anwu. Go through what blog to check what verifiable info? May amadioha strike you there for stressing my eyes with incoherent blabbling. Ewu

imbecide

Thunder fire you there. You want us to accept your loser friends in Dubai as the yardstick for favorable labor conditions in Dubai. Dumb fucc like you and your lame friends!!! Imagine coming out to say Dubai is a third world country and for that reason one cant succeed there.just look at your level of reasoning! So low for someone who's from a third world now living in a first world. Are there not guys in chevron in nigeria earning millions monthly and are there not homeless in UK? Even their natives can be homeless. Disgusting slowpoke hating on a post for no reason.common carry you dirty bile go look bush. Ewu gambia!!

birdmansoho:
Don’t quote me if you don’t have sense or can’t string together legible tenses to make a point. Her reply under the comment I quoted did state clearly her earnings as a nurse. I’m unsure what you need more, a pair of lenses or a brain or both but don’t quote me until you can put together coherent tenses.

Ogbeni you no get sense. Again no offense.
You are an unintelligent fool and to think you have the guts to talk about lens and tenses when you're obviously the blind and dumb slowpoke masturbating all over the thread like parasite simply because your friends in Dubai refused to blow.The OP compared a lucrative career in uae to another lucrative career in usa but because d level of your intelligence, sorry unintelligence, can only spew criticism and dissent you start to yarn rubbish.
Did you go thru the link yet? MUMU

ogbonti:
How come you can rent a 3 bedroom and the other people you are subletting they other 2 rooms to can’t get the 3bedroom you got? Na wa for una lies here

For this question alone its obvious youve neva stepped foot into Dubai.all your comments on this thread are based on the information your loser friends have been feeding you. You see say you no get sense