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Seems its better off for those Nigerians in Wuhan who were begging to be brought home

At least non of them was reported dead. And now China has a better hold on d disease

Is this the same hydroxychloroquine

I dont even know what network is asking me to start home.

Etisalat or du

Akposy:
Freshly baked banana bread.

This went down with hot tea to burn any corona

Modified.
Don't mind the pics. I'm honing my baking skills and learning food photography

No more baby chef.
Congrats yo

Karatum:
It is not right to upload someone's picture on the internet without a court order or till proven guilty. He is still an accused.

These days, anyone can just upload any picture on the internet with allegations labelled.

I'm surprised the mods have not taken this down.

This is very illegal. Its not like you have a pic/video of the crime taking place

motunabby:
Eat n be merry

Hmm
Yummilicious
I miss banga soup.

Buh where is sassysure...long time no food

Omar09:
Including them divorcees. Something made them divorce their husband.. And I can boldly tell you it's poor choice.

Widows excluded. Those, it was out of control.

Yea.
It would've bn bera if the likes of of tiwa became black widows instead of divorcees.

That way they woulda stood a chance wt you

Martinez39s:
Peter Cùck trusts his wife and won't do a DNA test, he is convinced she is not a slùt and would never do such a thing.

Peter Cùck is a real man, pray for Peter Cùck.

Real name is Goller-Sojourner.
They simply a white family who adopted a black kid.

The nigerian family above were explained to be a case of miscegenation. DNA proved they were the biological parents. That child could as well have bn an albino

Very nice write up.
Sanusi was just too Vocal and it was only a matter of time b4 he paid d ultimate price. His restlessness will not let him last in one seat.

But then again its only for so long b4 SLS would rise above Gandollar at which point he'd get his pound of flesh.


Same way he was frustrated out of UBA, he later became Elumelu's boss, and pushed for most bank CEOs to be replaced - he inadvertently advertently fired his former boss

This is just a step back for a step up.

In the meantime, someone please provide him with one of those Jim Collins books he distributed at his sendforth from first bank - How the mighty fall.

On second thoughts, give him both books

Following the spate in incidences of wives stabbing their husbands to death, some men say they now sleep with only one eye closed
Others go to bed with a pestle just in case. While some single niggas are contemplating not marrying at all.

Well fear no more! There's a knife/cut resistant clothing to the rescue.

Its even more reliable than your village odeshi.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDBPMAn0ChI

Where is that el zazaky dauta?

Is she back in naija?

Hope she's on quarantine?

Like se na America

After interrogation and investigation The guy for explain how he use get that chain

YourGrandfather:
Hello Nairalanders,
Here is Part IV,
Keep up and follow up.



10. Moroccans abroad sent $7 billion back to Morocco in 2018 and another $7 billion in 2019.

Twale to those moroccans.
Meanwhile our politicians dey send our money out buying streets, real estate, malls, and countless offshore accounts.


Btw, How much Nigerians send back home?

The Japanese government gave away 2,000 iPhones to passengers and crew of the coronavirus-hit cruise ship Diamond Princess. The cruise ship has been docked off the Japanese port city of Yokohama, since February 3, after over 350 passengers tested positive fo coronavirus.

As the ship has become a quarantine zone with over 3,500 passengers stuck aboard, the iPhones were distributed to help passengers consult with doctors and psychological experts. The iPhones are pre-installed with Line app to help stranded passengers get in touch with medical professionals, book an appointment, accept drug requests, and discuss the trauma with psychologists.

As per a report by Macotakara, Japan's Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare, in cooperation with the Ministry of Private Affairs and the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications, it has been ensured that every cabin on the cruise ship has at least one iPhone to help them connect and remain updated via the Line app, according to Gadgets360.

While according to 9to5Mac reports, the iPhones were distributed as phones with App Store or Google Play Store registered outside Japan might not be able to download the Line app.

The quarantine imposed on Diamond Princess cruise ship is set to end on February 19.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/japanese-government-gives-2000-iphones-coronavirus-cruise-ship-passengers-2020-2%3famp

Na wa

A lady cannot propose to a man.

She can only intimate him of her love for him and he reciprocates.

OK a lady can actually propose. But not ceremonially.that would be tantamount to openly emasculating d guy. What does a man engagement ring even look like?on what finger is it won?

Well what do I know??

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Lol
Engineering over arts and science??
You know how many different fields make up arts/science??

franchasng:
When I tell people that Engineers are the smartest people on earth they think I am kidding.


Engineering is the only course or field that prepares you to fit into any sector or field. Engineers are trained to be versatile, that is why you see Engineers dominating the banking sector, insurance sector, business sector, buying and selling, music sector, movie industry, just name it.

Buh really, India ahead of UK??guess na their population help them

What if lefulefu was d camera man??

C d way he's looking down on my post

D part i like most in d story:

Do you know why I slapped you??

Yes, cos i forgot to refill d cylinder.

kings59:
Let me just tell you more.

When you import from China, your goods doesn't come directly to your shop without being checked.

When it reaches the Chinese border, it would be checked and re packed.

When the container reaches Nigeria's border, it would be checked also and re packed. When it reaches the importer's company, it would be checked again.

After all these checking, then the owner of the Goods would be called to come and clear it.


So, don't reason that way I know you are reasoning.

Is corona virus one of the few things they'll b checking for??

Can they recognize the markers of the corona virus?

Those pipo wey no fit differentiate btw IED and firework

Is it true that d guy giving you all these Ts and Cs is HIV+?

My Broda hustle o!

Lol
Cant believe i said that
First time m hearing abt a prenup in naija and its from a virus carrying dude.

Enjoy babe

Hello Yvonne

Whoever told you that lip shade suits you, is not your friend

She's beautiful.

One helluva sexy tomboy

I love tomboys. They cute when mushy

bendazum:
After paying them peanuts I guess?

Lol
Someone says he's earning 400k per term you're calling him out for paying his teachers peanuts??

Is his own salary not peanuts?

A term is basically 4months plus hols. So as a CEO, he practically earns 100k per month, best case scenario, even wt all d work and risks involved.

Trust me, whatever satisfaction he's getting right now is in hopes that d school will become bigger

Lol

They should invite niggies from bayelsa and Taraba

Those ones don't need traquilizers.

They'll just simply tie the crocs mouth together and jejely remove d tyre