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Junior66:
Baby Cobra as how? All these funny people self.

Oga, that is a very huge Cobra there and should be about 12-13 feet if you measure it. I have killed many before, the last I killed was in 2023. I have eaten several many times too.

Boss na the way the camera angle be. No mind me. It looked really small from afar. You are right though..

ruffhandu:
They must not 'sleep over' before they die, they can just be on a 5 minute visit and it will happen. So, don't even let her visit you at all. Only meet at a public place.

What if you meet at a public place and she died, they will still say you used her especially make God catch you make two of una just chop gala or coke finish. Dey go say you kpai am. I can't count the number of ladies that have slept at my place. Make God just dey protect us abeg.

Nonexisting1:
That's a cobra brother. That dog saved your life. If this snake had made its way to your room and gave you just a bite, nairaland would have lost another illustrious son. Thank God it didn’t happen. Otito diri Jesu.

He should check his environment and house, there might be more.

This is a baby cobra, check the stripes around the snake. I'm even watching it on Natgeo wild now, Bland mambas don't have stripes for those saying. Your dog already got bitten that's why it couldn't stand nor eat. I pray it survives and keep us apprised.

Dogalmighty17:
There is still a lot we don't know about the human brain and perhaps we may never be able to comprehend just how complex it is. I read of a particular incident where while recovering from a traumatic brain injury, the patient spontaneously started speaking a language he had never spoken before and he could even understand that language.

In another shocking incident that happened in the early 1900's, a young serial killer who had killed about 13 people already pleaded upon his capture, that the authorities should take a look at his brain after putting him to death. Sure enough during the autopsy, an examination of his brain revealed a tumor the size of a small egg that was exerting pressure on the area of his brain responsible for emotions and impulse control.

In another, a young man recovering from TBI after a bike accident, became a math genius and was solving some of the most complex math problems presented to him. The reason why this is shocking is that before his TBI, he was a practical dullard in school and was a few IQ points removed from a mo(r)on.

Our brains are so complex that any anaesthesiologist will tell you that they know that the drugs they use to put people to sleep for surgery works but they don't know the exact mechanism of action involved.

Or that people who have been known to have entire hemispheres of their brains removed, over time develop in the hemisphere left, areas that control and restore the physical functions lost when the original controlling hemisphere was removed.

This small mass that we carry in our heads, is the seat of thought, the source of consciousness and is who we are.

Astonishing 🤙🏿❣️

Where to get this bro.

MICHEALADEX:
Mohammed is a mahd man

If Allah has two right hands why are we then created in God's image? Animals don't have two right hands either so It's either they are worshiping demons or idols.

Valentine day things. Naso your GF go carry you handicap give highest bidder

Gandollar:
You are wailing profusely but I will advise to go easy on yourself because the hate you so much propound is mutual.

Where you in prison during the last election?

All the hate speeches and hate actions from a particular region to another are well documented.

Fulanis kill you, your obas, your men, rape your women both young and Old, displace you from your ancestral land and make you IDP and dare you to do your worse and you can't do shiii!

But Igbos do business in your region, pay you huge tax, build houses, malls, estates, site industries, open up your towns, but you are not happy about that.

Your problem is jealousy and nothing more.

You can't sow thorns and expect to reap roses! Love begets love and hate begets hate.

Baba, we die here! Anyhow you want it!

No shaking!

You got a good point though

RealLordZeus:
I've been using deepseek for like 3 days straight now and I'm feeling it..
It's similar to the experience of paid GPT
Planning to dump Cody for deepseek on VS soon

But just concerned about the data mining part

Who's mining your data, is Facebook, twitter and the likes not mining your data?

kayperry:
You don get, i heard she lost a pregnancy carrying twins maybe no be 2baba get am .... nothing pains a man more, for tu face not to show empathy that she just lost a pregnancy .... i wont be surprise if infidelity is on Annie

They were seperated for a year so your assumption might be right.

Namigotalktru:
Na your papa discover the religion you are fighting about. Illiterate. Even with google you dwell in ignorance smh

No na your mama discover am na mumu atheist.

VikingKing:
I’ve always known the kid doesn’t belong to him. That child is a spitting image of the mom but the mom also looks like CP, that’s why it can easily be pinned on CP.

Check out the photo of mother and child with an open mind below, don’t be biased, doesn’t the mom also look like CP?

Oga eye dey pain you ajeh. So you saying the baby doesn't resemble CP upon the striking resemblance. Better go apply eyes drop.

Namigotalktru:
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When I say education has failed you people on this platform una go shock.

Go and google Abrahamic religions.

Una too dey stupid for this platform simple history of your religion you don’t know just what they beat into you in whatever hole you came out of.

You will be fighting over religions that came from Arabs. Palestine. Bethlehem. Saudi. You don’t know they are the same source? Na wao

I don see say you be darkness na why you dey foam for mouth like a leper. Since you aren't stupid go back to worshiping your IFA or Allah and rest in peace.

geoworldedu:
So are you trying to say that Allah is light and Jehovah is darkness?

I'm not a Muslim and I can never be. Are you happy.

Kobojunkie:
Which one is light and which one is darkness? Using Nigeria as an example, isn't it clear that the lack of light in both the north and south automatically implies none of the religions followed by the people constitute light? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mr sacarsm. Chocho Cho no dey tire you. Better go and marry kobojunkie.

lumens:
Enough shagging by that illiterate boy who rants on tiktok

Hater spotted.

Light and darkness don't mix, don't be surprised that a few years down the line you won't hear anything about this anymore.

NwekeUG:
What went wrong?

Nothing went wrong, he wasn't a child of God to begin with cos even the devil worships God.

djon78:
After watching the match

I think maresca is beginning to use his brain again
Chelsea played much better than before when every team bullies them

Addition of Recee James and Chilobah improved the defence. I wonder why maresca wanted to sell off Trevor. He's part of the champions league winning team, and he's a true Blue. They should better give him a better contract.
Make e no come be like Ruddiger that was neglected till his contract ran out and we lost him to Madrid cheaply

There's hope for top 4 if they really start taking games serious like this one.

Shout out to Cucurella!! He's good

Apt bro. You are so right 👍🏿.

erad:
Yo! Are you serious with this nonsense?

You don't understand a whole lot bro.
Why are there churches in countries with the so called "amenities". American pastors are still some of the richest in the world with pretty high member counts.

Do you people just have selective understanding or no understanding at all, especially when it comes to Nigeria and it's challenges?

That means you don't even understand what I wrote. People pray violent prayers in Nigeria due to what we face, you can't do that in abroad where it's heavenly and peaceful and be praying like a mad fellow. Most of our prayers here are always directed to what affects us as individuals, prayer for looking for job, build houses, buy car, your enemy should die. You cant do all those prayers in abroad when 80% of your problems gone..

vowiski:
He probably rejected.

Na you be him PA?

descarado:
I attended a southern african church last 2 weeks.
No shouting, screaming, falling by anointing.
Infact, no drama. More praise and the preaching was godly living. Guess what, no offering.
But they pay tithe. Everybody including the pastor is working.

Pastor came down from the pulpit, very close to the congregation and was speaking like a therapist. It was like group discussion. My head was just spinning. Can this happen in naija where narcissism reign supreme?

The pastors wife is my colleague and friend. Not until I attended the church after years of invitation that I knew she is the pastors wife. Called her mummy G.O. She asked me with all seriousness what that means. Lol.

People pray in Nigeria because they lack all the social amenities and welfarism that makes life better that's why they seek solace from churches. Many people that go to church here regularly don't go to churches abroad because why should you? Good job, steady power supply, nonexistence of witches and wizards So what's then the need to pray violent prayers or visit churches regularly then?

Your constant begging is too much and it's cool he blocked you. If I can block so many ladies for begging how much more you a guy. Begging will reduce you to a nonentity and people will look down on you. Grow up and stop begging up and down.

You and your woman resemble Deltans from Ozoro/Oghara. Goodluck in your marriage and make sure you have enough money and do everything in your might to never loose your job for any reason. That's my one cent.

galserv:
Another hell-bound l*natic and son of perdition

You be mumu, the hell the devil that's destroying the world's in abi? God never throw Devil , Adam and Eve that ate the forbidden apple it's now you and your generations that will enter hell since you believe in it. Ode.

galserv:
Start going close to naked fire in preparation for hell

Oga shut up Joh, someone is saying the truth you are talking about hell and let me help you Hell doesn't exist and no one is burning in hell forever for a finite sin. Fearful coward.

Augustine2244:
Forget the facade of the numerous humanitarian donations and all that he did and publicised.
The Bible explicitly stated that false prophets and teachers would arise and perform great signs and wonders and deceive many including God's Elect if possible.
The same Bible says that freely you were given, freely shall you give.
So why should the Anointing be merchandised and so to the extent of five thousand naira per tiny bottle?
The Gift of God cannot be bought with Money.
Why should you buy " miracle items" from any crook calling himself prophet, pastor or whatever?
Religious fools have refused to have sense and study the Bible by themselves and that's why they keep falling prey to these charlatans.
So much to say, but let me stop here for now.

Creating an impression on your subconscious mind about a believe surely makes it work. If he tells a sickler that this bottle will cure your sickness and when you do it eventually works. The impression you made to your subconscious mind will make the believe come into a reality. So whether he sells the water or not that's his problem.

Burna boy when will you have your own kids? You have all you wanted in life so whats stopping you?Abi na wetin I dey think 🤔. Lol