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xynerise:
Them no believe me o

use this opportunityto scrreeaaam it out

Happy birthday pa (you never old na) Xynerise. Have a blissful day

Happy birthday Xynerise and missdebs

You can ask God anything in prayers and get a reply.

kingstylo01:
Nice one tallesty1, always making sense.
Let me just throw more light on what you've said:

.1. My lecturer once told us that when a male child is born, he cries out louder as he looks at his carrot (joystick, pencil), buh female children don't cry when they look at their sharpener (honey pot). Why? Because on seeing that long thing and confirming that he's a dude, the male child knows he's born to suffer, while females are born to depend on them (males).
2.. During ejaculation, male sperms cell(X chromosomes?) are fastest swimmers buh die quick, while on the other hand, female sperms (Y chromosomes?) although sluggish swimmers live long and are more likely to fertilize an egg than the males.
This also throws more light as to why women mostly live longer than men.



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My two piece of kulikuli..

male cells are y chromosomes while that of females is x

[quote author=TrishaP post=32497969]Joy[/quote) I have lost all forms of emotions

the only person I really feel for is the pastor cause he would give account of the souls under him before God.

lovely.

TrishaP:
Maybe you should start doing that more often.

what would be the reason for the tears ?

Tallesty1:
I wanted to.


But something made me change my mind.

okay.

Tallesty1:
Scary.





I won't join the army

were you planning to before If yes, you can live longer if only you live a clean life. No drinking, smoking, womanising and a lot of rest. I know all these cause it what I hope to become. If you join now, you would be my junior sha and I would command you. lol

Tallesty1:
Hearing this for the first time.

its through. Their body wear out easily.

I don't know what its like to get drunk cause I have never tasted alcohol consciously before. I remember our dinner party when one guy got drunk he just behaved unruly in front of juniors...smh

TrishaP:
Research says heart attacks are more common among men because they cry less frequently than women? Funny and amazing!

Easter should be the only time I cry yearly.

number 6&9 sha.

Men fight more wars than women and so the body gets worn out easily. You hardly see a soldier leave above 100. I mean one who was active in the war front not those in offices.

this one is strong

Herzumpther:
No don't, I'm not interested.

okay.

Herzumpther:
What pageant dear?

miss Nairaland

Herzumpther....should I nominate you for the nl pageant ?

and

kudos to the men of the NA.

okay

Let's all come together in peace and vote our choice. No candidate imposition would work.

APC for Lagos though.

and PDP hopes to win Lagos ...

BraniacX:
I'll source for it

waiting ...

BraniacX:
Didn't you see me type construction not renovation?

show your proof for your statement