₦airaland Forum

These are the living quarters of the men who protect us day and night.

They are handed obsolete weapons to confront armed robbers with sophisticated weapons without bulletproof jackets or body armour.

When they die, their families are saddled with the responsibility of burial expenses.

Their wives are forced to forfeit part of their late husband's entitlements before getting paid. In the alternative, they are forced to pay with sex.

Those unfortunate enough to retire from the police join the already frustrated queue of pensioners getting monthly punishment and not pensions from the government.

Instead of these foolish politicians, big men and civil servants to take care of policemen, they treat them like trash. They have forgotten that every Nigerian politician has at least a policeman attached to him or her. That policeman has an Ak47 and 30 rounds of bullets.

The day Nigeria is gonna get cleansed, the policemen have a very eminent role to play. One day, they are gonna get fed up and feed on those who have been feeding on them.

For those saying Phyno was booed because he's Igbo, you have inherent low self esteem. Don't try to validate your inferiority complex through the issue at hand.

Phyno left the East and came to the West, made money, fortune and fame here and some idiots are now talking tribalistic trash. How many of these them can afford to buy his CDs? Are the Igbo guys at Alaba not the greatest criminals by plagiarizing his music?

For those trash-talking the generality of Igbos cos of this, you are unexposed to the refinement of Igbos and you lack basic home training.

What is bad is bad.
Olamide fuxked up last year.
Phyno fuxked up this year.
Headies fuxked up both times.

ip2121918021:
As some of you know, I no like to dey mind my business,

The mercedes belongs to Apostle SULEMAN JOHNSON

http://www.lsmvaapvs.org/search.php?vpn=MUS123EJ

2+2 = 4;

So they're prolly seeing each other

Jesus Christ of MMM!!!

May God handle Buhari and his family the same way he has handled Nigerians.

piperson:
is that ur wife?

No, his brother.

You better meet me at Mama Nkechi bar let me give you a keg of palm wine to clear your eyes.

Chai! She has barely spent a month in your house and you have shown her real change. Well done bro!

I wish you guys a great life together.

Igbo man and shop sha.
Even his office is in a shop.

Seriously tho, I don't know if the DSS is copying armed robbers or armed robbers are copying DSS.

Lai is talking like someone like an epileptic man who wants to cum and is promising the girl heaven and earth.

When the time comes for bidding for broadcast rights of international programmes, the South African PayTV providers would move dollars from Johannesburg while Emefiele's CBN would prefer to sell dollars to Abokis than the Nigerian PayTV providers.

That is the point Lai would agree that stupidity is an infectious disease.

The organizers of the Headies Awards are evidently on a self-destruct mode. They are trying to break the previous records of foolishness they have set for themselves.


** But why Korede dey do like this na? See as e dress come be like Ebonyi Flag.**

OP, your Mom has a problem saying NO to requests from her spiritual (mis)guiders.

Next time the pastor collects money from your mom, get guys from SARS to arrest the pastor up and make sure the pastor's predicament in the hands of SARS is well publicized in the area. A phone call or text message to two of the most prominent area amebos would do the magic. One to spread and the other amebo to confirm. Very soon, the whole area would be aware. The aim is to deter others from making demands from your mom.

Once the other Spiritual charlatans hear this, they would steer clear of collecting things from your Mom.

The untrained piglets come online to insult OBJ but their leaders consult the Ebora of Owu in planning their future.

Category1:
Is that why u book space first? So u go collect cheap "likes"

The difference between me and you is that I think before I type, while you type without thinking. It's not because you refuse to think but you actually are unable to think.

Category1:
Rip dear.... May thunder f*re buhari

I don't believe that you are stupid, you just have bad luck when you think.

How many of Ojukwu's children died in the war? None
How many of Abiola's children died during June 12 riots? None
How many of Ameachi's children died in the election? None
How many of Wike's Children died in the election? None.

No one should die for Nigerian politicians. If any politician asks you to come and protest, tell him to bring his own kids out to protest. Your head should not be the head that coconut is always broken on.

mn09abk:
Afonjas stay promoting Babymama Republic

Abi na. Afonjas go nack Igbo girls till dem get belle. Afonja nacking no be here, ask Bianca.

He created a bush path to Akwa Ibom and not a road. He is constructing a road without drainages and even basic subsurface works. Keep hailing mediocrity. 3 months after completion, there would be potholes as big as fish ponds on that road. When it happens, the people would start crying that the roads in Abia are bad.

Besides, that isn't a single carriage road which is gonna cost the lives of a lot of travellers in accidents.

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Ibori would be useful for the 2019 general elections. Join APC and get bloc votes for APC.

Next to be released is Nnamdi Kanu. The clowns supporting him would vote APC also.

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metronaija:
Governor Wike emerges Sun Newspaper Limited "Governor Of The Year 2016" . Delegations from Sun Newspaper Limited led by Mr Davis Osage pays courtesy visit to Governor Wike in Government House.The award was purely on merit based on the remarkable contributions Gov Wike has made in terms of infrastructural development, Security etc. See more photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/12/photos-gov-wike-wins-sun-newspaper.html

The only award Wike can win on merit is for sleeping in public.

SWORD419:
RRS is ur friend, which camera dem dey use??

Na Tecno F9 dem use snap am.

I always knew that since the Customs foiled the importation of this plastic rice, it's a matter of days before the Igbos would say they are targeting them.

stubbornman:
Oga calm down....its not your colour....why you like bad news like this

No na, the guy dey play emotional MMM.

AfonjaStinks:
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For rich schools only

What about schools in Ajegunle, Okokomaiko, ondo and Ogun state ??

You this flat-headed nonentity, what is the business of Ambode with schools in Ogun and Ondo States? You think because you hawk garden eggs in Lagos traffic, you have a say?

This guy's case is like that of someone that bought a china phone and thinks he got the real deal. When he gets married and settles down, he'll see the true color of what he is marrying.

This man was appointed more than a year ago and this is his only reported official assignment. He spent the entire time fighting Tinubu and his performance in the ministry is worse than mediocre. If you doubt me, google the name 'Fayemi'.

In 2016, the ministry under him made just 2 Billion Naira to the government coffers and this is far less than his ministry's budget for 2016. He is as useless as the P in Psychology and is more useless than an eunuch's manhood. He would be speaking twi twi english like an ATM machine but has nothing to show.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most useless Minister in Buhari's Cabinet. John Kayode Fayemi, the Minister of Uselessness.

Ibinabo Fiberisima, the murderer of Dr. Giwa.

mii4u:
God be praised.

Sharon6:
Thank God for her safe return!

nams77:
God be praised! Thank you Jesus

Divay22:
Good God thank you.....
Rip to her mum

Olubukola16:
Thank you Lord! Fareedah is back!!!

Mohderry:
Wow so happy... thank God

They shot dead a woman in the presence of her little kid. Thereafter, they kidnapped the kid who was only released probably after ransom was paid and these ones are praising God?

Which of the gods should we praise? The one who was couldn't protect the woman from being shot or the one who couldn't protect the little girl from being kidnapped?

Meanwhile, Ikorodu is presently the disgrace of Lagos State. Kidnappings, Robberies, Rapes, Cultism, Murders, Vandalism, Militancy, etc. All criminals flushed out of Lagos State have found safe haven in Ikorodu. Ambode should as a matter of urgency declare a security lockdown on that axis.

Wow! Fayose really took care of this fine babe o! When he married her, she was thin like copper wire. Now, her waist is like a bale of cloth.

Ayodele Okunrin meta, kuuse!

Ibinabo Fiberisima the murderer of Dr. Giwa.