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Events › Re: This Traditional-Themed Wedding Has Got People Talking Online (pics) by OkoYibo: 8:28pm On Feb 25, 2017
LadyAngelica:
If you mean the show off, fake lives, momentary glamour the Yoruba's put on. Then you are right.

Yorubas live for the moment and that isn't entirely good. smiley
Madam, it is not our fault that you weren't born into the Yoruba tribe. You come from a place where you celebrate weddings like burials and burials like weddings.

All this your ill-feeling is misplaced.

As the travelling secretary of Yoruba Parties Food Tasters Association, I prescribe pounded yam with cow leg soaked in stew served with egusi soup with shaki and ogufe.

One in the morning, one in the night.

In 3 days, you would be cured of your bad-belle. In fact, on the morning of the 4th day, you would wake up with Yoruba tribal mark on your face.
Car Talk › Re: 2 Reasons Nigeria Policemen Like To Stop Suvs At Checkpoints by OkoYibo: 8:09pm On Feb 25, 2017
Emeskhalifa:
Except if no b DSS. They won't. I know wat am saying
Oga, forget. Their vests had F-SARS written on it. This mechanic called someone on phone and the person spoke to the SARS guys. They were begging.

It was when the guy came down in mechanic overalls that people started laughing. When he saw the dent, be called.
Car Talk › Re: 2 Reasons Nigeria Policemen Like To Stop Suvs At Checkpoints by OkoYibo: 8:04pm On Feb 25, 2017
Emeskhalifa:
This can't be true coz dem no go even allow u make call
See this one, forget o, sleek Benz differs from Venza or Highlander o!

The mechanic not only made calls, they spoke to whoever he called on the phone.

You bash that kind Mercedes come tok say u no wan tok?
Politics › Re: Nigerians React To Femi Adesina's Phone Call With President Buhari by OkoYibo: 7:58pm On Feb 25, 2017
Adesina is desperately trying to break the records of stupidity he set for himself.
Politics › Re: Photo Of Aregbesola Ordering A Staff To A Meeting by OkoYibo: 7:52pm On Feb 25, 2017
The unenlightened ones with no sense of chivalry and etiquette would say he's ordering her, but an enlightened person would know that Aregbe as a gentlemen stepped aside for a lady to pass.

Let's train our children so that they would be enlightened and won't be typing trash, thereby disgracing themselves online like the OP.
Car Talk › Re: Review Of Armored Lexus LX 570: Official Car Of Kogi State Governor by OkoYibo: 7:51pm On Feb 25, 2017
Jiang:
sh*t you just gave a marvelous idea, thank you,

op dont worry am not into cars, so i aint gona still ur thunder
My brother, it's my pleasure. Feel free to use them, the sky is wide enough for all birds to fly.
Car Talk › Re: 2 Reasons Nigeria Policemen Like To Stop Suvs At Checkpoints by OkoYibo: 7:40pm On Feb 25, 2017
Just one post from the OP, and it made front-page? The way NL dey do these days taya person.
E be like say na here for Nairaland Buhari dey hide.

Anyway, just yesterday, some Federal SARS guys used their vehicle to double cross one really sleek Benz at Ikeja. In trying to double cross it, they scratched d paint a little. Like 3 of them jumped down with bulletproof vests n all gra-gra.

They came down and saw one young guy at the wheels. They asked him to come down but when he came down, he was a mechanic wearing overalls. He went to look at the dent and looked at it. Thereafter, he used his phone to make a call. Thereafter, he gave the phone to one of the SARS guys.

I don't know who he called, whether it is our father in Heaven or our father in UK, but you needed to see these SARS guys begging. They tried to clean d scratch, but it was still obvious. See SARS dey clean motor with mechanic standing back.
Car Talk › Re: Review Of Armored Lexus LX 570: Official Car Of Kogi State Governor by OkoYibo: 7:27pm On Feb 25, 2017
OP, your reviews are becoming stale and boring. Copy and paste info you're churning out is becoming too much. Doing houseboy car reviews of Governors as if that is all you know.

Go and get info on car crashes that made history, vehicles with the best and worst safety devices, vehicles with the best and least resale value, billionaires with the cheapest automobiles and information like that.

In blogging, the rule is innovate or liquidate.
Politics › Re: Saraki Conducts HBP Test on Dino Melaye At Hospital Inauguration in Yobe (PICS) by OkoYibo: 6:48pm On Feb 25, 2017
What Dino needs is not HBP test but Mental test.
Politics › Re: EFCC Operatives Ransack Usman Jibrin's House In Kogi by OkoYibo: 6:34pm On Feb 25, 2017
lofty900:
He should sue them for assault, trespassing and vandalizing private property worth 1 billion
Trespass and vandalism of property for a search executed pursuant to a valid Warrant?

The Law!! Weh done sir. Na for Romance section you go collect your own SAN.
Politics › Re: Josephine Faborpregha Dickson Weds Ogbere Michael (Photos) by OkoYibo: 6:32pm On Feb 25, 2017
This is what we call 'Unequal Yoke'.

Sentenced to marriage with hard labour.
Politics › Re: Daddy Showkey Meets James Ibori (Photo) by OkoYibo: 6:30pm On Feb 25, 2017
Considering how the Biafrans say SS is part of Biafra and how popular he is in that area, I think Ibori should be the first President of Biafra.
Romance › Re: Kaduna Hotel Where Girls Dance Unclad For Money Uncovered by OkoYibo: 10:24pm On Feb 24, 2017
kidman96:
in the middle of islam.
Which Islam? Even Buhari preferred to go to the UK instead of Saudi for medical treatment.
Politics › Re: Akeredolu Sworn In As Ondo Governor (Photos) by OkoYibo: 12:43pm On Feb 24, 2017
Those that were there to do gragra for campaign are not there for the inauguration. Jagaban that wasn't there for the campaign is the Chairman of the inauguration.

Iyalaya awon smellos!

Politics › Re: Free El-zakzaky, Nnamdi Kanu, Others – Ohanaeze Youths Tell Osinbajo by OkoYibo: 9:11pm On Feb 23, 2017
omsal84:
Is he not afraid? Let him try it let's see.
This is the same way you made noise that Kanu can't be arrested. They would kill Kanu whenever they feel like and the worst thing u can do is to die for Biafra.
Politics › Re: Free El-zakzaky, Nnamdi Kanu, Others – Ohanaeze Youths Tell Osinbajo by OkoYibo: 6:12pm On Feb 23, 2017
Pwayne2016:
afonja

Nwa ofe mmanu
Whether Kanu would be hung by the neck or by the balls depends on Osinbajo an 'Afonja' man. Keep fooling yourself.
Crime › Re: German Professor And His Aide Kidnapped In Kaduna by OkoYibo: 12:17pm On Feb 23, 2017
This is the same Kaduna where they want Foreigners to divert their flights to?

Even Buhari wouldn't land in Kaduna.
Politics › Re: Business Card With The Title "Governor's Friend" Surfaces Online (Photos) by OkoYibo: 10:31pm On Feb 22, 2017
That's the SSA to Amosun on political matters. Dude is a loafer with no verifiable means of livelihood apart from being the houseboy to the Gov.
Autos › Re: Toks 2008 Infiniti G35x For Grabs Buy Now 2.8m by OkoYibo: 2:28am On Feb 22, 2017
cayesworld:
Is this car registered?
The registration details of the plate on this Infinity shows that the plate belongs to a Toyota Tacoma.
Phones › Re: Which Flagship Phone Can I Buy With A 100k Budget by OkoYibo: 12:28am On Feb 22, 2017
thatkindthing:
You can add small change and get the DroiPad 10 pro II
Don'y you know the meaning of flagship ot you are typing cos you're typing on impulse?
Celebrities › Re: Sheriff Ilori "Big Sheff" With His Kids (Photos) by OkoYibo: 11:57pm On Feb 21, 2017
bush112:
guy show ur room let see
So that you'll come and rob me, abi?
No thanks!
Celebrities › Re: Sheriff Ilori "Big Sheff" With His Kids (Photos) by OkoYibo: 10:33pm On Feb 21, 2017
See as him room be like cell
Romance › Re: Igbere TV Boss, Anyalekwa And Wife Celebrate Val’s Day (Photos) by OkoYibo: 1:59pm On Feb 21, 2017
When we say the problem of Alaigbo is its useless leaders, they insult us. Yet, this clown supporting Biafra left the 5 states of Alaigbo and went all the way to Uyo to snap Val's pictures? No single monument of development in Igboland for him to use as a background?

Even the useless leaders in the SE are now tumbling over themselves to decamp to APC instead of them to revive APGA?

The problem of Igbos are the leaders.
Investment › Re: About-to-wed Man Who Drank Insecticide Over MMM Crash Dies In Abuja by OkoYibo: 1:57pm On Feb 21, 2017
We tried to warn them but they asked if it was our money. This one's own is even better he died straight-off. A lot of MMM victims are roaming around, bodily alive but financially dead.

Financial zombies, economic ogbanjes, monetary abikus.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Adds Adeyinka Asekun To Ambassadorial Nominee List by OkoYibo: 1:52pm On Feb 21, 2017
osinbanjoisaliar:
Vp houseboy, enjoy yourself before your exit
Condoms should be free and abortion legalized so that lunatics like this won't be disgracing their generations online.
Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Meets Daughter Of Soldier Killed By Boko Haram Terrorists(pics) by OkoYibo: 8:35am On Jan 09, 2017
Life4Varnity:
The girl was overwhelmed

she was like

yehh God don use her husband death bless am o

we await to hear the amount given to her on behalf of the death

Politics › Re: Governance Code: Enelamah & Obazee Clash Over Adeboye, Others by OkoYibo: 8:27am On Jan 09, 2017
There should not be issues out of this. Elijah handed over to Elisha. Jesus' ministry was for only 3 years before handing over to his disciples.

Any leader who failed to groom successors in his 20 years of ministry has failed. The church of God is not built around personalities, but the teachings of Christ.

Soldier go, soldier come, barracks remain.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Celebrates His Birthday At COZA Church (Photos) by OkoYibo: 9:10pm On Jan 08, 2017
Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them. - Job 1:6
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Gives One Of His Pastors N400k & Brand New Jeep(photos) by OkoYibo: 8:21pm On Jan 08, 2017
bezimo:
.What is all the childish and irresponsible posting of "I don't give a ****"

Please Mod identify all this children displaying such ineptitude and ban them before they litter every page with such nonsense submissions...
Grandpa, you really need to work in your grammar and punctuations. You can't keep embarrassing yourself online like this.

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