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Computers / Re: I Want To Buy A Good Laptop With A 55k Budget by Okpuamu(m): 8:30pm On Nov 05, 2017
theGigolo:


What do you wanna know rookie?

Lol. What brand is good enough and what budget is dope
Computers / Re: I Want To Buy A Good Laptop With A 55k Budget by Okpuamu(m): 7:49pm On Nov 05, 2017
theGigolo:
Go for a core i5 with dedicated graphics. You budget won't get you a top notch pc, so invest wisely if you want to use for hustling and a long time.

Please can you elaborate. Thank you
Computers / I Want To Buy A Good Laptop With A 55k Budget by Okpuamu(m): 3:55pm On Nov 04, 2017
Hello to the tech savvys here. I plan on buying a very good laptop before Friday next week and my budget is 50 - 55k.

Now this is what I need.

I plan on learning graphics design and maybe video editing with it but I'm not sure what specs to look out for in terms of ram and rom and all these core i4, i5, i6 or so.

I need a good brand that I can get for that amount too. Something durable.

Please is Zinox good? Just asking.

Help with suggestions. Thank you.


Lalasticlala. Mynd44.
Nairaland / General / Re: Immoral Monickers That Should Be Banned. by Okpuamu(m): 10:10pm On Oct 25, 2017
Penalty82:
All these Monickers are immoral and should be banned.

IkpuMmadu............ Somebody's Vagina

Ikpummiri............ Watery Vagina

Okpuamu........ .....PenisCap

Ogologoamu...... Long penis

Jideamugiaka...... Hold your penis

Akpamuomenka ........Omenka's penis bag (Brokos).

Amudimkpa........... Great man's penis.

Okeikpu............ "Matured or superb vagina

They're many here only that I can't remember the rest. Pls mods ban them.

Nairaland / General / Re: Stripper Twerks For A Dead Man On His Grave (Video, Photos) by Okpuamu(m): 7:53pm On Aug 14, 2017
Two things are involved.

Either the man resurrects or he is going to heaven straight

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Politics / Re: Full Transcript Of Goodluck Jonathan's Speech At PDP Convention by Okpuamu(m): 7:49pm On Aug 14, 2017
IMASTEX:
Show the significant difference between PDP and APC?

Recession. International president.

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Technology Market / Re: Infinix Hot 4 For Sale Or Swap With Laptop by Okpuamu(m): 9:01pm On Aug 12, 2017
Joel3:
sensor can't be change. you must change everything


It can be changed. Saw someone that has done it 5 times. U just have to heat the screen and the sensor will separate from the screen. Then u fix it.
Technology Market / Re: Infinix Hot 4 For Sale Or Swap With Laptop by Okpuamu(m): 9:54pm On Aug 06, 2017
Joel3:
lol. now infinix hot 4 of your variant is about 42k for new. and a good used laptop configuration of maybe 150-250gb hdd, 2 gb ram window 7 and with good battery should be around 50-60k except mini maybe 35-40k.

now a used inifinix like yours without any problems, and never be opened and work on is 30k-33k depending on are clean and location.

and now you have a damage screen which will swallow up to 15k to fix and it will looses beauty and value more. i have a friend that change his infinix screen the phone is not fine again.

so let assume your infinix is valued at 30k with screen fix. so deduct the 15k and balance will be 15k.

i wonder the type of laptop you can get for that amount probably the one a guy post up there.


Oga it's just the sensor that needs to be replaced which is 5k.
Technology Market / Re: Infinix Hot 4 For Sale Or Swap With Laptop by Okpuamu(m): 6:00pm On Aug 05, 2017
THUNDAR:
After you scratch the phone finish you wan ma carry My laptop gi you come collect am Abi!
You like this My former laptop?? Nobody wan buy am

E heavy you fit de use am gym too


Lol. How we go do am
Technology Market / Infinix Hot 4 For Sale Or Swap With Laptop by Okpuamu(m): 3:02pm On Aug 05, 2017
Infinix hot 4, the finger print and 2gig ram variant for sale. Has a slight crack at the bottom of the screen but it does not affect it. Phone is super neat and fully functional. You can swap with a good laptop. Anambra state only

Call 08138369977

Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Okpuamu(m): 5:20am On Aug 05, 2017
TroubleDude:
swap?

With?
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Okpuamu(m): 5:19am On Aug 05, 2017
humblesteve:

20k ?


No. 25k last
Technology Market / Infinix Hot 4 For Sale Or Swap With Laptop by Okpuamu(m): 11:37pm On Aug 04, 2017
Infinix hot 4, the finger print and 2gig ram variant for sale. Has a slight crack at the bottom of the screen but it does not affect it. Phone is super neat and fully functional. You can swap with a good laptop. Anambra state only

Call 08138369977

Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Okpuamu(m): 11:33pm On Aug 04, 2017
Infinix hot 4 with a slight crack on the screen. 27k. Neat and fully functional.

08138369977


Anambra only

Romance / Re: How Small Is Too Small? by Okpuamu(m): 11:01pm On Aug 04, 2017
Laveda:


Lol. Have I? You only sounded like one.

Change your pishure abeg

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Culture / Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Okpuamu(m): 10:51pm On Aug 04, 2017
ojojoshuaseun:
[b][/b]what of #Chibuzor

Genuine meaning - God comes first


Direct translation. God carry door

Chi- God
Bu- carry
Uzo- door grin
Culture / Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Okpuamu(m): 10:50pm On Aug 04, 2017
win2kwire:


I am not afonja and cannot speak for them but ibos invented using human head for money (ego).

ibos started the trend to sell their father and mother for money, they then upgraded to selling babies for money - actually there are baby making factories in iboland.

I don't know of anything ibos will not do for money, human sacrifice, carrying drugs to places with death penalty, selling their parents and children or buying babies from factories, importing toxic waste to their own villages, using hiv needles in their chemist, importing fake rice and including using their own live body parts as sacrifice!

Ibos are the worst tribe in African, not just Nigeria!
.


I think a baboon raped your mother while she was pregnant with you and its sperm added to your formation. Mistake of the maker.
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Okpuamu(m): 9:21pm On Aug 04, 2017
CHESTER48:
how much will you add. Mine is higher than yours


I would have said 5k but in a twist, I just fell down this evening and my screen cracked a little to the side. cry
Culture / Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Okpuamu(m): 9:10pm On Aug 04, 2017
akpamuomenka:


Nnanna....... Grand papa.

Nnenne....... Grand mama


Akpamuomenka....... Omenka's Penis bag.


Jideamugiaka.......... Hold your penis


Ogologoamu......... Long penis


Amudimkpa........ Great man's penis


Amumkpi.......... He goat penis

NgeneUkwenu....... Ngene is a name of a particular river.... Ukwenu...... Sing my people. That's urging people to sing.

Omenka........ Scientists or Doer of outstanding things.

Awo..... Frog


Otuoke....... Rat's vagina


Nnewi...... Female rabbit


Okpuamu..... Peniscap




Who called me? undecided
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Okpuamu(m): 1:55pm On Aug 04, 2017
CHESTER48:
Samsung Galaxy alpha for sale or swap with any high end phone.
Phone has Exynos 5430 Octa
Mali-T628 MP6 which is a high end processor. It beats the mali t860 mp2 found on helio p10. Like in gionee m6 phones etc. Has 2gb ram.with 12mp back camera. And 2.1 front it's very clear trust me. 32 gb rom. With fingerprint. 4.7 inches. Very flat you will love it if you touch it. White in color. No scratch. No stain. No dent. Sale for 60k or swap with atleast phone with processor equivalent.
Nb** phone has heart rate monitor and sensor at the back.




Swap with infinix hot 4?
Literature / Re: How Much Should I Charge For A 150 Paged Novel On Fiverr by Okpuamu(m): 8:47am On Jul 31, 2017
DrGoodmanFather:


If you can write wall, I can get you jobs. I just need to know your strength.

I am very good. Check https://www.nairaland.com/3475839/diary-broke-playboy

I am Chipappii
Literature / Re: How Much Should I Charge For A 150 Paged Novel On Fiverr by Okpuamu(m): 11:30pm On Jul 30, 2017
ladyF:


Based on your analysis, yes, it would be okay.

Thank you
Literature / Re: How Much Should I Charge For A 150 Paged Novel On Fiverr by Okpuamu(m): 11:27pm On Jul 30, 2017
ladyF:


Olodo. tongue

He should estimate how much he would charge for writing one page. Multiply by 150 to get an estimate for 150 pages.

You're welcome.

I plan on charging $5 for 1000 words. I'm guessing 150 pages should be over 50,000 words. Would $750 be okay?

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Literature / Re: How Much Should I Charge For A 150 Paged Novel On Fiverr by Okpuamu(m): 11:15pm On Jul 30, 2017
Bossforeva:
link me to ur gig.
Literature / How Much Should I Charge For A 150 Paged Novel On Fiverr by Okpuamu(m): 8:55pm On Jul 30, 2017
Please help. I just started on fiverr and someone asked I write a 150 paged novel for him. What is the ideal charge?

Help.
Lalasticlala

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Career / How Much Should I Charge For A 150 Paged Novel On Fiverr by Okpuamu(m): 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2017
Please help. I just started on fiverr and someone asked I write a 150 paged novel for him. What is the ideal charge?

Help.
Lalasticlala
Romance / Re: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by Okpuamu(m): 6:41am On Jul 23, 2017
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Literature / Re: Top Crime Story Nomination Thread Against Saturday by Okpuamu(m): 3:03pm On Jul 20, 2017
Cold by Chipappii

https://www.nairaland.com/3562113/cold

The Donati Family had walked into a nightmare. One that had left the once full family nothing but a ghost of what it was. It had all started with the parents and the lust for revenge stole a lot from them. Little August was at the forefront of it all.

This is a classical story on the making of a boy who cared about nothing but the duty he owed to his family. August Donati had lost all he had but not the desire to see those responsible for his losses pay their crime. In the end, all of it just froze his tender heart, rendering him cold.

Excerpt from the story:

"I killed them all," he said to Oscar and he nodded.
"Everyone?"
He shook his head and murmured, "Something like that."
"August, what do you mean something like that? You killed that policeman right?"
"Yea, He was first."
"So I assume it was the girl you left, right?"
He nodded and let out a breath. Oscar searched him with his eyes.
"You love her?" he asked and he nodded.
"Loved her, not anymore," he replied and it was a cold reply.
"Why?" he pressed further.
"Love is dead for me. Died with Mary. I love nothing anymore."
Oscar watched him and the distance stare in his eyes. He thought the boy was far gone. He understood perfectly well. He was handling guns and shooting them at an age he was supposed to be cuddling to his mother.
August shot him a stare.
"Killing all these people, is that what's going to make me a man? Is that how Joseph became a man?" he asked. Oscar nodded.
"Then I don't want to be a man," he murmured. Oscar stared at him and smiled. He put his arm across and dropped it on his shoulder.

"August, I don't know how they do it out there or anywhere else but here in Mathews, that's how it goes down, it's either you or them and if you die at a young age, you won't grow to be a man. If you can't protect the people you love, boy, you ain't no man and that's what made Joe a man, he protected you all the much he could."
August watched him and felt his icey heart melt. His eyes moistened and he felt a tear drop.
"Before I left, I sat with Janet and I told her I loved her. I meant it then. Today, I stood over her and nearly pulled the trigger," he stopped, sniffed and continued. "Oscar, I don't want to be that kind of man. I want to protect the people I love. I watched them all die and nearly killed one myself. Janet thought I was a demon and I think she thought right."
"Boy, there are things life throw at you sometimes and you are left with no choice. You had a duty to your loved ones that were murdered and that's what you carried out, don't be a sissy now," he said and August stood up. He walked round the worn out cross on a grave, his back against Oscar.

"I had a choice when I held that gun against Janet and I chose not to shoot and I didn't. Do you think Jamie had that chance? Jaycee had a gun and it was either Jamie or him," he turned and stared at him.

"August, he killed Joseph and you killed him. Joseph was only keeping you all safe. You, Jaycee and Maria and Jamie killed him. You killed Jamie for that and that's the end of it. Fucking let it go. You had a duty and you carried it out. Here in St Mathews, your home, it's blood first and if someone bleeped with your blood, you Bleep him to hell and that's it, you heard me? That's it!" he scolded. August wiped his eyes and nodded. He heard all he needed. Jaime killed his brother and he killed him for it. That was all that mattered. Janet had nothing in it and he was glad he changed his mind about shooting her.


https://www.nairaland.com/3562113/cold

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Women Will Cross The Sahara To Marry Nigerian Men [10 Reasons] by Okpuamu(m): 7:58pm On Jul 19, 2017
alexxo11:
alshabab is foreign ...(from war torn Somalia) and we've managed to silence them...boko haram comes from ur presidents tribe no?alshabab don't have suicide bombers like niko haram....if bokoharam is not bombing y'all ur busy beheading urselfs for whealth....I saw in a thread a classroom in a part of nigeria became a cattle dip...y'all hate education that much

Chai. U just summarized Nigeria in a few words. I weak for this my country.

Leave them let them be exposing their stupid selves online.
Web Market / Webmaster Needed Urgently In Port Harcourt. by Okpuamu(m): 6:41pm On Jul 19, 2017
Please you have to be located within Port Harcourt and must be really good at it.

Reach this number on whatsapp if you are interested and located in Ph.

0813 338 3375
Webmasters / Webmaster Needed Urgently In Port Harcourt. by Okpuamu(m): 6:26pm On Jul 19, 2017
Please you have to be located within Port Harcourt and must be really good at it.

Reach this number on whatsapp if you are interested and located in Ph.

0813 338 3375
Romance / Kenyan Women Will Cross The Sahara To Marry Nigerian Men [10 Reasons] by Okpuamu(m): 9:21am On Jul 19, 2017
Move along Nigerian women! Kenya women are ready to take the very men you call scum off you.

In a very enlightening post that surfaced online, a Kenyan woman has listed the reasons Nairobi women admire Nigerian men and they are quite interesting!

According to Cate Mukei, Nairobi women love Nigerian men so much that they would walk through Sahara desert without water and food just to get one.

“Some even go to an extent of praying about on to their pastors or signing up to online platforms where they hope to find ogas. Naija brodas on the other hand seem to have mastered some of the weird reasons why our women love them and have perfected them.

Below are some of the reasons Nairobi women admire Naija brodas:

1. Visa holders
Mogaka you can keep your Nyamira Express bus ticket we are flying to Lagos. Kenyan women naturally love visa holders. In fact they love anybody who was born beyond Eastern Africa. This is a free ticket to flying out of their country, taking selfies and filling our social media timelines in the name of having traveled ‘abroad’.

2. lHyped lies
Ironically most ladies actually know when Olamide is lying but they still choose to stick with him. they probably hope that one day his lies will translate to all those riches and travel plans he has been talking about.

3. Flashy
Chinedu owns a suit imported from Giorgio Armani headquarters in Italy although he lives in a Sh.15000 servants Quarter in Lavington. But who really cares about his two sufurias when he can show up in a chopper in your village. Omusakhulu on the other hand only owns one three buttoned oversize suit.

4. Talking big
Ikwechuku will promise you heaven and earth but hardly delivers and the ladies know it too. However, there is always that urge to hold on hoping that one day he will keep his word. Then again he is much better than Kamau who doesn’t even talk about prospects of buying a bicycle.

5. Some are loaded
Not every Nigerian man is a poser. Some of them actually have real jobs, real money and outlined ambitions. Who would choose a broke Kenyan man over a loaded Naija broda?

6. Carrot and stick tactics
Naija men can really treat a lady when they have the money but if you are planning to get on a long term plan with Obiajulu just be sure that you will pay for it at some point. A Nigerian man can pay your rent for a whole year but he will expect you to hold forte when things are thick.

7. Promise to take them to Nigeria
If the furthest a woman has traveled in her lifetime is Mombasa, to finally set foot in Lagos, a city she has been watching on Naija movies is a dream come true. Flying out to visit in-laws in Port Harcourt is gisty compared to taking a matatu to Gaichanjiru.

8. They have time
Time automatically translates to attention and that’s why they will notice that your tiny toe finger polish has chipped off. They are the same men who accompany their women to salons and wait for them to get their Peruvian weaves attached on their otherwise scanty natural hair. A Kenyan man doesn’t even know his wife’s best friend because he is rarely with her and when he is he automatically switches off because his woman is a nag.

9. Random gifts
A Naija broda can buy you a Range Rover mid January. Although you might have to sell it some time in future for survival purposes, you must admit that he actually tried.A Kenyan man will only get you a gift when they cheat on you.

10. Bravado
These are the same men who can fly to Europe without a shilling and still survive without being arrested. Women love the dash of danger which makes them imagine how adventurous they can get in bed. Kenyan men on the other hand can’t even go to shopping malls anymore because they are afraid of Alshabaab.


http://www.herald.ng/kenyan-women-will-cross-sahara-marry-nigerian-men/

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