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johnstar: y u dey spoil him business na, u don make me lose interest nw, I don dey reason ow I go buy am

no vex o..... I just wanted him to come out straight and accept that he is not selling grade A Authentic jerseys.
There is no where in the world where u can get the 2014/2015 Jersey for 7K. For example that of Man United goes for about 14K. the 2013/2014 Jersey of United sells for around 11k now.


check d link below for more details.

http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/default.aspx?portal=OWLMOLHA&DCMP=EMC-MANUOWLMOLHA&hq_e=el&hq_m=2918714&hq_l=2&hq_v=5314e30983

duchess02: I can see u know too much,add me on 333568DC or 7A7AD861 let me enlighten u more abt jerseys,mind u,depending on d club jerseys u wanna buy,barca,acmilan,madrid n arsenal re d most xpensive n dey sell btw d ranges of 50-65 pounds dats if u re buying it in d store in UK n as a dealer u know I will b buying directly n also in bulk,u can add me to c samples n so dat I can enlighten u more

Oga leave story..... £50 = is about N13,000 are u saying they sell to dealers at less than £25 don't u wanna make profit? ? or are you running a non-profit organization.....Lmao...... Oga ur jerseys are not grade A Authentic jerseys. There is no where you can get an authentic jersey for N7K.

Sowie to burst your bubble......d grade A Authentic jersey of all d clubs shown above goes for $88 which is about N14K.......so how come u sell yours for 7K??

AJ01: Just gat d news now...happened after 9am mass...wen d mass waz over wit crowd going home from church..d useless suicide bomber detonated d bomb...casualties unknown...tanx God my mum attended 7am mass..tank u lord for saving my mum

Thank God for your mum. Please u guys should relocate to the south, it might get worse in d forthcoming months.

Ivy League at Sabo Yaba is a very good tuition center for ACCA.

angela98: Na candle or osupa fit cause am...because no constant electricity. Naija uni sha! Student study under harsh condition. Na wah! But funny enough though, many naija graduates are high achievers. they really motivates themselves.

You concluded without carrying out any meaningful investigation that there is no constant electricity.

OAU campus was the first place i experienced uninterrupted power supply for over a week, that may not be the case now though.

Great Ife for Learning and Culture

tsolz84: @ OP;to be candid;it has faded bro..the only real hip-hop/rapper still holding it strong in 9ja is d legendary "Jesse Jagz"..the likes of ice prince and co aint rappers;dunno the kind of music dey play but it definitely aint rap..

God bless u Bruv!!!

Jesse Jagz murdered d Jagz Nation album, tracks like desire, the popular 'bad girl' ft wiz kid, sativa, sex n scotch and my favorite burning bush are super hot.

dickt: I have noticed on uncountable occasions that when a girl's checking me out, after looking at my face, their eyes dart straight to my feet. They don't even seem to check out my crotch on the way down. Now ladies, could u pls tell me why the feet come next after the face? One more thing, when do you check out the crmotch? Just curious.

There is a hypothesis that states that the size/length of a man's phallus can be estimated from the size of his foot.
She might be admiring or checking out your footwear

Horayce: Pretty useless advice in an economy that cannot do basic things like, you know: generate 247 power, industrialize, conquer hunger&agriculture, foster a spirit of self reliance and enterprise in its citizens etc. Jobs will be aplenty if/when the basics are addressed, no need to write long sermons sis.

My friend close ya mouth!!!!

The basics have been adressed in Europe and North America for decades and they still have problem of unemployment.

If the government cannot help you, work smartly and help urself

UnknownT: Ur very correct bro! For d aptitude test drop out, i am one of them. I havent passed any computer based test i have written, d two i have managed to pass were written with pencil or pen. For d interview drop out, i am also one. For one, i got pass d aptitude test, d 1st interview(after many blunders), then i was dropped after d 2nd interview. How did it happen? It was scheduled on a sunday afternoon, i didnt eat b4 going cos i thought it will be done early, but it got to my turn around to 11pm, i was hungry,famished etc, n i believe that was what made me to be dropped cos i performed extremely poor cos of hunger. For d 2nd one, after d aptitude test, they sent us a material to download n prepare for d interview, d period i downloaded mine, i fell sick! I couldnt study anything, even with d lil i tried reading n convalescing, i embarked on d trip 4rm ph to lagos. Long story cut short, it got to my turn, d format d chinese guys put d question threw me off balance(i got to find out in d course of d interview that i never knew d title of d material), since then its being computer based tests n i have not being succeeding. But i am optimistic dis 2014. Forgive my long story, just had to pour my heart out. Thanks. #UnknownT

Bro, I feel ur pain and I'm very sure that you can master the art of passing aptitude tests and interviews.

Firstly before I give some tips I'm going to state factors I think are important in passing aptitude tests
1. Raw intelligence
2. Speed
3. Commitment to the course.

Although raw intellingence is in-built, speed and the other factor can be replaced by practice and hardwork. I hope these tips will be very useful.

1. Be prepared
Do not wait for test invitation before u pick up materials. Make Gmat, SHL and co ur companion. Practice questions to improve speed, Learn skills and ways of tackling questions.

2. Information is vital
Although some companies do send sample or state the type of test to be administered others do not, therefore it's important to get info from friends and forums like nairaland, naijahotjobs etc.

3. Eat very well before attending test,buy some snacks if u feel hungry before d test, compose yourself, attack the questions you are familiar with first. Time management is vital, do not waste unecessary time on a question that is proving dificult! 'FREE IT' you can always come back to it. Attend test invitation with a positive mindset it helps a lot.

4. Pray and Fast if you are a believer.

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I'm in..!!! Check my signature: I'm a player of Kpekus united.

Operation fucck all dem pussi...

Player my foot! No b u open thread say one babe dump u on xmas day?..........#singing yawa dey by Burna

kennygee: It's their loss. How many of those who have the 2.1 can actually defend it? Most of them just buy results or pay their way to school, it's still a "garbage in garbage out" thing.

Hehehe... U can defend ur PASS, right?

I get irritated when I see clueless comments like yours. If they buy result in the university you graduated from, it's not done everywhere!!

Grow some brain cells!

Oyetboy: Dude is made nah

I tire o!

He rakes in an average of 1.5M naira per video. You should be asking that 'Hope he takes care of his parents'.

destino24: GBAM
The guy doesn't even know there is a difference between a B. Sc and a B. Eng

Mr. ITK some universities do offer BSc. Degrees to engineering graduates (e.g OAU Ife), it is not a must for the degree to be B.Eng.

Airforce1: Does dis guy sends money back home for his parents upkeep?

Cuz they look like an abandoned projects if u ask me.


@abandoned project
Sometimes I surprise myself

Before you type rubbish from your empty skull do a little research, he was born in the US, his family moved from Austria to the US in the 70's so obviously his dad is a professional/learned. I guess u don't have an elderly man in your family because as humans get older they tend to look frail.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wale_(rapper)

love,generation:
let be frank these is not matter of tribe or sentiment, did u know the level of pain people from yoruba nd ibos has went trough in the hand of called hausa nd alimajiri just because there re no sound orientation, i think these re the reason why yorubas nd ibos can never see hausa as there friend we ave lost many soul to the people in north, or can some one killed ur brother or ur father nd u still keep friend wit him?

Take your finger off the trigger SIR!!!!!!!!!!!

You wan kill person nii? U just dey throway bullets anyhow!

pembisco: park well jor! Dts if u evn got a car. Those dt graduated in d 60s nd 70s got thr B.sc in jst 3 years, by then education ws sponsod by gvnmnt. My dad who is curently a high court judge got his B.sc in law in 3 yrs. Nw B.sc in law is 5 years. Mst courses wr nt introduced then. So wat ar u saying? Dnt jst condem doz wit 3rd clas cos ther ar many reasns to dt nd besides, nt ol brains ar equal. NT OL LECTURERS dt graduated in 70s ar 1st clas pls

Oga there is nothing like BSc. in Law it's called L.L.B. Plus I'm sure ur dad didn't enter d university with O'Levels cert. Back then university admission was gotten with A'Levels, HSCE or NCE (they equivalent to the 1st year in the university).

tabisegroup: ... I wil never allow exam results decide ma fate in dis life..#TeamBillGate#.

I think it's high time people understand the difference between graduating with a poor grade and droping out of school to pursue a dream. Gates dropped out of school to focus and channel his energy into his Microsoft. Project/business. Bill Gates was in an Ivy Legue College and hid grades were very good.

I get pissed off whenever I get to see people comparing Bill Gates to people that finished with poor grades.

From my time in school and stories from people that graduated with third class, I made a hypothesis that people graduate with a third class because of the following

1. No interest in course of study

2. Getting carried away with the social aspect of the university.

3. Lack of required Competency

4. Victimisation (mostly with ladies).

I believe that once one can truthful sit down and do an unbias assessment on the reason why they graduated with poor grades it goes a long way in building self confidence and knowing the right step to take.

For those saying that grades should not be a criteria in recruitment processes should know that grades represents ability to work hard, follow rules/guidelines etc.

Also I will like to correct the notion that companies abroad do not favor graduates with good grades that they believe in potentials and other things. It's a very big falacy, Top Consulting Firms (the MBB) do not only select the guys with the best grades they even have prefrence for guys that graduated from Ivy League schools and have done some important internship.

Finally grades do not decide one's future, understanding areas of limitation, interests, and also getting some formal or informal training can go a long way in setting peeps that graduated with bad grades on a bright path. Self pity won't do the magic, We all can't work in the corporate world, get up and ACT NOW!!!!



Bodmania.

chimex38: Like dey say.birds of a feather flock 2gether....who beta dan 2 chase & catch dose cheetah





but wait O! How 4 armless kenyan men with dier thin & muscleless body capture 2 cheetah?
Besides the cheetahs initial acceleration is enough 2 give dem an unreachable distance even if na jamaican bolt.

Besides d kenyans are long[slow] distance runners not short[fast] distance runners not 2 4get d fact dat we're
talkin about d fastest animal on Earth.... Even a Dog on a run cant b caught.
this is practicaly impossible accordin 2 P.N. OKEKEs Physics

Hehehe...watch the video again, they hunted it down for 4 days. They must have been tracking the Cheetah.

You can work in the manufacturing industry, consulting firms, also if u would like to try a new field the big 4 professional firms employ fresh graduates from all disciplines.


B89

fuckluv: Old man dey claim 27yrs
But why is it that some people felt ashamed telling their real age?

This your english carry weight o! 'Felt ashamed'. Na wa o

Check out the official site www.accaglobal.com for the registration process and exam cost.

You can get study packs (study text, exam kit and course notes) at bookshops in Lagos (Yaba and CMS) and also @ bookshops located in tutorial providers such as Ivy League(Yaba) and Synergy(Costain). BPP and Kaplan are d most preferred publishers of ACCA materials.

obailala: [size=14pt]Don't be a butcher[/size]

Naija varsities na wa ... U go fear advice

That sign post was erected more than 15yrs ago when the OAU student Union and University authority were carrying out awareness programs that helped made OAU a cultism free university.

Seeing these pictures bring back memories.... The sport complex, new buka, motion ground(hehehehehe) etc.

RedBenson: Lols, hope u dont expect i shld have map of africa/naija on my forehead?

So with ur 'heaven on earth crib' u don't know that Nigeria is bordered by the atlantic ocean from the South-west down to the south-south region. Abi u nor know say Lekki, Bar, Elegushi n co water na atlantic ocean.
Abi u think say na river osun or river Benue.
U no kukuma know the difference btw river, sea and ocean... Lols na only crib and chics( I remember ur post of knaacking. Babes @ d uni-Badosky)......#singing olodo rabata oju eja lo mo je! Ko ni lo paper slate lo ma lo....shiooooooor!!!!

Afam4eva: I have another job. Do you?

Sometimes u act like a toddler, hope u are not under-employed.

Kindly grow some brain cells.

Learn when to shut d f-up.

Hmmmm... Accenture! Accenture!! Accenture!!!

their recruitment process is synonymous to the movement of a snail .

I had my first test in May 2011

First interview ( with HR) in April 2013..... I chose Technology Consulting, figured out that MC might be overcrowded

Second interview (group dynsmics - case study) is to hold on 15 August 2013

From my interaction with the HR personnel she made mention that they recruit on project basis plus dey have a small work force in Nigeria.

collynzo2: Is this ^^^ how graduates of OAU write?
.
webometrics is directory of world universities ranked according their presence on the Web.

Learn how to read and understand properly, he/she stated clearly that he/she is not a product of GREAT IFE.

If you doubt the quality of OAU graduates carry out a research on the number of OAU graduates that are leaders of different industries.

Secondly you will be amazed with the number of OAU graduates working with top firms such as Mobil, Shell, KPMG, PwC, Deloitte, Banks,SLB, IBs etc.

Also most OAU graduates are proactive, smart, well informed, good speakers, rugged and tough.

Lastly OAU has the best campus in Nigeria with respect to architecture, buildings, roads, power supply, campus life, security, zero-cult activities etc.

For JJCs and Learners Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife (formerly University of Ife) is located at Ife (45km from Ibadan) in Osun state, Nigeria.

[quote author=ednut1]Dis thread is not moving, got an invite today, who gat gmat materials send to me please.[
/quote]

For the first test u will need to study;

1. GMAT verbal and numrical
2. Lots of Logic(number and word logic)
3. Blood relation test

D pass mark is 50 percent.

Check my comments on this link for more https://www.nairaland.com/1092243/akintola-deloitte-aptitude-test#12821838

Congratz.......

Welcome to d big 4.

Let me advise u from my 8 months experience with one of d big 4 accounting firms
1. It's a great place to be, u are going to meet smart, brilliant, bossy, annoying and wonderful peeps. You are going to learn a lot willingly or forcefully .

2. You should have a plan! Know what you want... U can plan to be a Partner or get the audit experience and move to the industry.

... Wrt to the 2 offers, from interactions with friends @ both places PwC would b my choice because;

1. They pay more (yes, I like money)
2. They have a better work-life balance
3. They have d biggest market in naija (clients)

Also d unit u would like to work matters too, for KPMG u are aware of that from the interview stages but @ PwC u are placed in a unit after training.

Further more if u're not qualified @ KPMG u can only sit for ICAN while @ PwC u have d liberty of sitting for either ICAN or ACCA.

I hope u come up with the best decision.


Bodmania!!