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Sky Rider: Unfortunately nigeria did not contribute to her success. In an interview she made it known that she gets her support from outside Nigeria.
That's why I will not fault the other Nigerian lady for running for team GB

Lair Lair........ First Bank is one of her major sponsors!!! Stop spilling shiit!!!

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Hmmmmmm......

For pension it's 7.5% of ur basic emoluments(basic salary + housing allowance + transport allowance).

Income Tax (PAYE)
Provided it's calculated in accordance with the most recent PITA (PITA 2012)
1. First the Taxable income is calculated by deducting pension and consolidated relief and allowances (CRA) from the gross pay.
CRA = higher of N200,000 or 1% of gross income plus 20% of gross income.

2. The Tax income is claculated using the bands below
Band 1 first N300,000 taxed @ 7%
Band 2 next N300,000 taxed @ 11%
Band 3 next N500,000 taxed @ 15%
BAnd 4 next N500,000 taxed @ 19%
Band 5 next N1,600,000 taxed @ 21%
Band 6 above N3,200,000 taxed @ 24%


PS-from ur question ur pension and tax will increase if ur gross pay is increased.

Hmmmm.....

htajz: that is a lie , a manufacturing plant or assembly plant can be built anywhere even in the desert as far as u have the means of transportation to take it to consumer locations.

At an xtra cost that wud hv been used to manufacture more products

Ajengogo: I can never join issues with ur kinds, because what I said in that post is my personal opinion devoid of any attack on anybody. It is by next season that u guys will start seeing what I am saying, then we will know who really deserves all the names u r calling now.

Lol........ Ur personal opinion is misleading!
U concluded irrationally that no arrangement was made concerning Fergie's retirement which is wrong!
Running helter skelter for another manager? Wrong

The Snr exec and directors @ man united have been preparing for this for more than a decade!

So get ur facts right b4 u mislead people....

hod898: Baba, i would support o. Not because i passed, nor because i failed- probably, Its because i sense that something went wrong somewhere-maybe some deliberate failure of students to cope wit the so called 520,000 shit. Becos if about 8-900,000 passed well, then there would be intense protest against the ministry of education if their admission is not secured. I even know of a guy that gets about 309 every time we take the practice exams under the same conditions as jamb, but you know what? This guy score 200 in jamb, he's in plateau even- a northern state. Another guy with almost the same nature score 162. There are many to mention. But can the results be remarked? I would say that all these arose from the poor standard of education in Nigeria. So, this year's jamb does not accurately depict the real intellectual of many of us. Besides, its not necessarily only those that score 3** in jamb that are the most creative. There are also others out there who score 1** or 2** but are practically excellent. Until Nigeria realises this, this country will probably continue like this.

Damn!!!!

No past tense for ya dictionary?
How do u wanna pass JAMB when ur english is super poor?

N.B.... reading for hours does not guarantee
success.

Solve past questions, improve ur speed and go into the exam hall with a clear head and sharp mind and u will blast JAMB.

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Ajengogo: It is now that United owners and fans will know the mess SAF has dragged the club into. How can one be in charge of a club for 26 good years without making any concrete arrangement for at least a successor or series of successors. And the owners played along with this dangerous and selfish arrangement of SAF all these years. Now the club is running helter skelter for a manager while it's shares on NY stock exchange is being negatively affected. To worsen the whole situation, it is this same man that must anoint whoever is coming to succeed him! Why!

Shut d fucck up dude!

Fergie should have retired in 2002 but decided to continue because d club was not in d best shape and he wanted @ least one more Champ League triumph (which he won in 2008 losing 2 other finals to barcelona FC).
To all those clamouring for Jose Mourinho... Snr Executives and Directors @ Man United do not want him due to his questionable loyalty, media frenzy and issues with his players (as we have seen with Real Madrid)
Secondly David Moyes is a good Coach (not a great one yet since he is yet to win any title) but he has been competitive with an Everton team with a transfer budget of around 10-15M pounds for more than 8yrs finishing 4th once and in the top 7 on more than 5 occasions. He has been loyal with Everton and also bringing up d likes of Seamus, Anichebe and co from d academy.
Moyes is good technically and can deliver with more funds, better training facilities and support from the players and coaching staffs (d ones that wud keep their jobs). The major drawback is his inexperience in the Champions League......... But remember PEP Guardiola was a newbie when he took over at Barca, d rest is history

bedford101: Thats to tell you the young man's calling is not to be a footballer shekina#

Shut up ur mouth my friend!!! Chidi Odiah was a good footballer.... He played for CSKA MOSCOW a top club in the Russian League for more thw 5yrs and he was a solid defender for club and country. If this news is true he must have made some bad investments or poor financial management.

yuzedo: And one poor man somewhere will still pay FULL BRIDE-PRICE for this nkapi!

What percentage should a man pay?..... 10% u agree?

Kudos should be given to Gov. Fashola and LSG, but the bridge is not a 'full suspension bridge'. A suspension bridge should have at least 2 cable towers and cables running through the whole length of the bridge to support its weight. Also a suspension bridge should not have supports under the span of the bridge (apart from those supporting the towers).



Further more How can a 1.5km(approx) bridge cost 29Billion naira na wa o..... 19Million per metre....

slim fit :
The car looks ugly like her anyway.

#singing oh oh oh Jealousy

KingPradas: no point applying, the children of the elite will get the job.

Wake up Niccur..... Get off the Couch and make things happen!!!!

Damn! Who dey Compare Kellog's Fruit n Fibre (Game of Thrones) with Nasco Corn flakes (Spartacus) wtf! Game of Thrones is way better jaare!

Hmm... Online stores are not bad @ all.. I have gotten some stuffs from dealdey.com and they delivered as promised within Lagos 2-3 days.

- Their prices are way too high for clothes, phones and electronics, my opinion ooo

Bro, i'm also a stammerer and i would like to inform you that it does not limit your chances in any way. I currently work with one of the big 4 and had interviews with three of them. I think it improves your chances because the interviewer might sometimes interprete a bolt of anxiety/tension as your regular stammering. Look on the bright side bro.. sound smart and convincing, speak gently, research about the firm and lastly dont act as if the interview is our last resort(dont act like a spoilt brat o...lols).




BODMANIA>>>>

Hehehehehe... You are one big cry baby! Do u really need the acknowledgement of peeps on nairaland b4 u accept that u re fine? Have u asked urself d criteria that makes one fine?

If u dress well, have a cool haircut, smell nice, look clean + swags and cash..... My broda u are a fine boi

Wale Adenuga and Adeboye Production.......This Is Super Story!.....#singing

wow! the break is over, resumed at work 2day......... lots of stuff to do and learn..... bring it on!

yuzedo: At list he didn't did dis once over twinta.

Osanze is a good guys and very dedicate. I fill bad all this is happens to him instead of that karagulated mechionu guy mikel who does big mens for Super eagle but still call him all the time.

Osaze, i wish you well in your carrier. Goodbye to national team my grate broda of life.

Oga hope say u dey joke sha, na bomb full dis ya post oh

Twinta! Twitter

Good guys ke!! Wtf! For one person na wa oh

Happens...rotflmao..... Happening

Karagulated...... #blank

Big mens.... Ha kilode... Singular. Man plural Men.. Relax nau

Carrier.... Na electrons him dey carry..lols...... Na Career oh

Ola Johnson: OAU, Ile-Ife (Great Ife)
1. "Igi iwe, eso odo" is used for a person that reads a lot but comes out with poor results.
2. EFICO is used for the best students.
3. MOZ 101 is used for those that go after girls in Mozambique Hall car park, ANGLOMOZ, used by Angola and Mozambique halls.
4. ECOWAS: Education Committee of Weak and Average Students.
5. "L'ogba yi" mean on this campus.
6. Risky i.e bread with egg in it.

hehehehe.........

U forgot.........
7.Dangerous... bread and moi moi
8. To be shown Road 1...... cgpa below 1 after a session, bye-bye
9. Tsunami.......... a poor result involving lots of department(e.g mth202 2006/20007, lols)
10. Omo Moremi.........Moremi Chic
11. woooo wooooo................. to notify someone to look something special... big azz or booobie
12. Mi o le paarami....( after reading for long and assimulation is getting low.. the get out statement)
13. iwe-loomo lati le..... to tease dem brilliant students

netotse: Dude welcome o...abeg try stick around make you dey teach me the lingo, meself don dey plant enter management in the near future...lol

at ur service sir!!!!!!

Good day peeps......... i"ve been reading through this thread for more than a year now, I finally got a job as an associate with one of the big 4 bout 2 weeks ago. The experience have been awesome. I'm an engineering graduate who had a change of mind about the Career path to follow (decided to go for accounting(audit) then later switch to finance). Learning and getting used to all dem accounting stuffs and terms has been cool and frustrating sometimes, bout 1-3hrs is usually spent printing, scanning, photocopying, dropping/picking up FS for seniors and managers . I get to see new faces everyday at the office, guys coming back from either engagements or exams some extremely nice some reserved. i've been undergoing some E-learnings everyday damn very boring but informative for someone with zero accounting background...... i've got to run dis Partner just dey look me like say i collect him bread...lols

Hmm... Top-notch connections....
But it's a shame, wrong spellings, grammatical errors etc

@cleverly Nigeria Breweries abi..lols.... Nor mind me o

Did d online personality test last week(it comes after d partner's interview).

Went for Medicals 2day.

Wud provide details bout d salary package when I get the offer letter.

@nikeyy I can only remember d ones I wrote.....1. On 'budget' 2. On factors to consider when citing a manufacturing company....

Send ur cv to recruitmentNG@deloitte.com

Hmmm.... I wrote the aptitude test last month, u need to prepare ur body, mind and brain for a 150 Q Test ranging from d regular gmat questions, to number series, iq and logic questions, check-online for blood relation questions, synonyms... U need to b very fast!.....

If u pass d first test, u will b invited for further test.... 2 essays and some current affairs, questions on foreign stock exchange names, figure of speeches, acronyms etc

After that u re invited for an interview with managers of d unit u re been interviewed for

Then u will be invited for anoda interview with a Partner

.... I'm @ dis point now... Hoping to hear frm d HR. Guys.....

ALL D BEST.... I hope u will gain a lot frm my sermon ;DHmmm.... I wrote the aptitude test last month, u need to prepare ur body, mind and brain for a 150 Q Test ranging from d regular gmat questions, to number series, iq and logic questions, check-online for blood relation questions, synonyms... U need to b very fast!.....

If u pass d first test, u will b invited for further test.... 2 essays and some current affairs, questions on foreign stock exchange names, figure of speeches, acronyms etc

After that u re invited for an interview with managers of d unit u re been interviewed for

Then u will be invited for anoda interview with a Partner

.... I'm @ dis point now... Hoping to hear frm d HR. Guys.....

ALL D BEST.... I hope u will gain a lot frm my sermon

God dey o...... i think d best thing to do is to apply to as many places as possible, so whenever they call for interview one will be well prepared. WAITING don turn to my middle name I've been waiting for interview with ACCENTURE for exactly 1 year 5 months.....lols