₦airaland Forum

Mandorland:
lmao dis one off me....zero joy lol

Aswear

tukurmahmudzaki:
Good evening sir/ma'am, how's work and family ? May Almighty Allah makes the task easy for you. Ma'am, I don't even know where to start from, please ma'am, I know you will feel disturbed with my message, but I beg you to see this coming from a frustrated soul, I know my case is not ordinary, I'm depressed, if I don't work in building site some times, I won't be able to feed, after my service, I've worked as house boy here in Abuja and where I work as a sales boy now, they don't pay me, I know I can't help you back in any way, anything you do for me, you do it for God, I know you don't know me and you don't owe me any help. please ma'am, help me wipe this secret tears from my eyes, I'm hopeless and helpless, the only thought in my mind everyday is suicide, I'm planning on going back to the village, please ma'am, help me,I don't mind being a cleaner if at all it will put food on my table. I beg you! . u can at least edit it 2 ur suit sha. Gu lduck

Oh my goodness.

Mandorland:
Rivers State

DM me 0.8.0.3.9.7.1.2.4.0.5

emeritus007:
Assalamu Alaykum/good evening erudite leader (put the person's name). I pray this text meets you in sound health and mind. May Allah be pleased with you sir. I'm Wasiu Haruna, I hold a BSc in Architecture from Herriot Watt University. I have been unemployed for x yrs now and it has been very uneasy coping and fending for my aged parents. I wish to seek your assistance in securing a job in any agency. I will forever be grateful if my request is given consideration. May the good Lord continue to bless and protect you.
-Wasiu Haruna Akpan

I have good news to tell you boss
Can I DM you further
If you YES
Digits?

Mandorland:
hello boss...if u have any from rivers state..pls do well to let me know...or if u can be kind enough to send me the contact of your connect, I would really appreciate...I need a job..thanks you

Where you from?

emeritus007:
Assalamu Alaykum/good evening erudite leader (put the person's name). I pray this text meets you in sound health and mind. May Allah be pleased with you sir. I'm Wasiu Haruna, I hold a BSc in Architecture from Herriot Watt University. I have been unemployed for x yrs now and it has been very uneasy coping and fending for my aged parents. I wish to seek your assistance in securing a job in any agency. I will forever be grateful if my request is given consideration. May the good Lord continue to bless and protect you.
-Wasiu Haruna Akpan

May Almighty Allah increase your wisdom �

emeritus007:
Pity message.

Very urgently give sample
I dey beg you

emeritus007:
Pity message.

Can you give me sample?

Good day
I have connections with one senator and Gov in Nigeria.
I want you to tell me the kind of messages to write them to catch their attention.
Please help me
I have to write them tonight

modash123:
Currently NIMASA. A letter was posted here afew days ago.

Thanks God bless you
Only NIMASA

bisiofgod:
I have read beautiful threads about salary structures of corporate organizations in Nigeria on this forum, particularly the private sector. Now lets have your contribution on net salaries in government ministries, departménts, agencies and parastatals. For clarity purpose, state the. Government agency,the position and the monthly net take home and you may wish to state other benefits in such agency. It could be entry level, just make sure you state it and the position. I mean the likes Of DPR, AMCON, EFCC, SON, NIMASA, DMO, Public complait commission, FIRS,PPPRA, ITF,SEC,NSE, NNPC,FAAN,SSS,ministry Of Justice, ICRC , NPA, FMBN, BOI, CBN, NSITF, PENCON, .... E.T.C. Now lets go. Keep it coming guys.

Good morning nairalanders
Please which agencies are currently recruiting.
Please will be glad for your response

daifeanyi68844:
I’m 25 and I met this lady 25 as well some months ago. We aren’t dating.

To cut the long story short, we had sex once that was three weeks ago, during the process, condom broke. I made sure she took a contraceptive immediately.

Yesterday, she told me she was pregnant. She said she went to the lab to do a hormonal test, which indicated she had a high prolactin level. It prompted her to also take pregnancy test which she said was positive. She showed me the hormonal test but not the pregnancy test result.

I thought she was lying about the pregnancy but then she asked me to get a misoprotol drug which I have gotten. She doesn’t seem worried or bothered about the whole thing. I don’t even know if she’s truly pregnant or if I’m the one responsible because she’s has been with different men according to her. I’m confused and don’t know what to do.

Wetin you supposed move to front page
You no go do ham
You go move omircon sex to front page

Good morning my brothers and sisters
Please I need someone who can help me set up a good profile and CV to look attractive to emlpyers on LinkedIn.
I just opened it yesterday
Help me a soul
You can reach me @ 08039712405

Legendguy:
08169283082, pls add me to the group thanks

I do not mind if you add me too 08039712405

sixtus3606:
LinkedIn.

Then get a badazz CV. (I can help you with all for a token).

Walai, na you go dey select jobs.

Hmmmm can we talk further?

simplebb:
That is not a must, as long as you saw it on their website that your application is successful then you are safe.

Even the ongoing Diamond Bank recruitment, people didn't get a mail after application. As long as you saw the pop up page of "successful application", you have applied and safe.

Kindly share how to apply for diamond bank?

A47yo:
With ur OND, u can be working at a bank earning close to 80k

Connect me please

ecomalchemist:
Man must survive, it's a cold world out there.


Find someone who is doing a business and making sales offline. You’ll find many of them in Onitsha, Computer village, Aba, Alaba, Aspamda, Idumota, etc.


Most of these people have no idea what goes on online. They also do not care what goes on online.


All they care about is making sales and getting money flowing into the business daily.


Be their online person.


Bring their business online, and advertise to those who want what they sell.


You will make money doing this.


You’ll make a lot of money doing this.


As a woman, you can open an online shop for that woman selling lace in Aba, and add money on top onto for yourself. That’s your own profit on every sale.


As a guy, you can open an online store store for that man selling computers at Computer village.


Read information from Google and publish content about computers and what people should look out for before buying a laptop.


More people would begin to reach out to you when need laptops.


Reach out to that guy who makes shoes and footwear in your neighborhood and be their online guy.


Promote what they make online and add your own profit.


Look around you, look where others are neglecting, you’ll find a gem.


You can’t afford to be idle for long.
You can’t afford to stay broke.
You can’t afford to continue earning 100k salary every month.


You don’t need to be a genius to make money online, and have a better life.


Look for a business that is offline, bring it online and get them SALES.


You will make a lot of money.


Not just money...


You will build your confidence.
Your influence will grow, and...
You’ll attract more opportunities to yourself.


You need to start operating smartly.


Look for a business that is offline, bring it online and get them SALES.

Thank me later when you hit your first M.

If I may ask you, what kind online
Can you explain further please?

EkehPraise:
Honestly I am not trying to sound like a broken record though I'm hurting badly because I don't know how to feel, but this my babe that I've been dating for the past 2 years hardly calls me. Times without number we have talked about it and she promised to improve but that has not been the case.

We have discussed marriage plans and also introduced each other to our families hoping to give it a go ahead come 2022 by God's grace which I know she will be happy to settle with me but two days ago during my break time from work I checked my phone and as usual was about calling her then it occurred to me that this is what I do everyday from good morning to goodnight no calls from her except I call or chat first so I decided not to call or chat yet till now nothing from her.

She has been online on whatsapp, I am sure she calls other people. I have made up my mind not to call or write to her first and if she doesn't reach out to me then I will just bone and move on gently.

Ihow does it concern me?

Good evening
Please help my life
I got interview tomorrow in Lagos ilupeju and I am in osogbo osun State
I need your financial assistance for transportation please help me 0232658932 wema bank

Wiifesnatcher:
which money did you've monkey, swear you get up to 10k in your account, you keep shouting wretched as if you're under a spell


I guess you just heard word, na because of monkey like you I support ritual, they should have long used you to appeal to the god of your land to prevent any stupidity that might want to arise in your community
empty head like you, akuse

Please help my life
I got interview tomorrow in Lagos ilupeju and I am in osogbo osun State
I need your financial assistance for transportation please help me 0232658932 wema bank

PastorFire:
Continue to jobless yourself at home eating mummy's food while waiting for work. I left that life donkey years ago and feeding my own family comfortably well.
Don't go and make money. Sit down there dey blow grammar for inside chronic poverty.
Send number make i recharge your data so you can continue to rot in joblessness. Akuya

Brother please help my life with any token to transport myself to Lagos
0232658932 Wema bank
I take Almighty God beg you

What a GF
I take God beg you
Share her number
I have to thank her

Businesslist:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2021/11/16/laliga-xavi-tells-barcelona-to-sign-chelsea-captain/

Azipilicuta
Wey no pass TOMIYASU

PSVITA:
Incase of next time mention your location and if you're willingly to Relocate.

I live in osogbo and I am ready and willing to relocate to anywhere even if it borno
Have DM you on WhatsApp

slimjohn2k5:
Think of other things you can do beside the finance you studied.
Teaching
Handwork etc
Most of us here are not in the profession we studied in school, we looked elsewhere.

A wise is enough for the word

Hmmmm thanks

MiratonMatador:
Please send your applications to Tolu@cloudbank.ng or info@miratonmatadorgroup.com

Thanks for this information
Already sent

Benz4pimp:
That you are poor doesn’t make every other person poor...I sold a British bull dog pup for 550k on this same nairaland........

Can I be your dog keeper sir?
Really looking for job
Fucking depressed

immortalityk:
can u do factory work

Yes
Please
Location?
How can I DM you further please?

Good morning to my fellow nairalanders,,, I am ADESOLA oladapo graduate in finance. Please I seek for job
Help a soul
May Allah bless you �

officialchikzy0:
connect me please

God dey oooo

adekanmbi1986:
No... I have over forty friends and classmates working there....

Hello evening can you connect me?