selemempe:
u are actually in support of fogery...that u know about drugs dont mean its right to forge a medical certificate and start prescribing them

NYSC didn't teach her what she knows apparently, I guess she went to school for that. And nothing in the propaganda says anything about school certificate forgery. So what's the fuss about?

I'm not in support of the forgery anyways, but I'm sure she's intellectually inclined more than so many with original NYSC certificate. Who NYSC epp

If you like, appoint that Nairaland barbecue seller as your campaign manager, you are still going to Daura come 2019.

Victoria, you shall not die untimely! Your parents will not cry over your demise. You shall live to do great things in life with your oncoming siblings. So shall it be by the grace of God!

18 abi 81?

I blame Buhari for this. You've made everyone think Nigerians are gullible and will believe everything.

This must stop in 2019

I always knew Nigeria would carry the world cup. We couldn't proceed cus we got more pressing issues to attend to at home like Adeosun's forgery and the killer herdsmen. So we sent Croatia from our group to win the cup. Brethren, we could have used Argentina, but Maradona's fvckery against us denied them the ultimate opportunity. Now that Croatia has arrived at the final stage on behalf of Nigerian team, we hope they win and deliver the cup to Nigeria as initially agreed. Go croatia!!

doskie:
maths question. imagine you have already started solving it before realising its different. for example if a teacher is asked for the log of 22.3 to base 1.2, during a class where the topic is logarithm and he doesn't know anything about change of base formular, what will he do after writing the question on the black board, and then suddenly realising its a different kind of question

Run outta the class

doskie:
maths question. imagine you have already started solving it before realising its different. for example if a teacher is asked for the log of 22.3 to base 1.2, during a class where the topic is logarithm and he doesn't know anything about change of base formular, what will he do after writing the question on the black board, and then suddenly realising its a different kind of question

Run outta the class

TIMKIZZ:
i will give the question back as assignment nd i will go home nd do my findings period

back to sender?

I'd simply tell such student that I'll provide the answer to the question before leaving the class. Then keep them busy with some kind of class work or group discussion, while i use my phone or textbook to search for the answer 'codedly'. Once i got the answer, I'd give it

nwanneni:
The wife is ugly o

whr your wife

Headline: Basketmouth marries his ancestor


If you know, you know

A woman abi women

Ladies and gentlemen, gossip de for town, selense oo

Moses is back already? Wow so quick!

He chose Africa cus he knows we are gullible.

Snake in the monkey shadow

See as them ugly

Koolking:
What's the fuse about nothing? Children will always put their curiosity to test.

As kids we used to make guns from available items - wood, paper, malleable metals, etc.

If this was done by kid other than north, would you make same noise? We just like to make Himalaya out of molehills

God bless you my brother. Exactly my thought. As a yoruba boi, i played with different kind of toy guns. That's part of growing up. Buh nairaland is now a playground for tribalism and nothing is being done abt it

newjosboy:


Don't tell.me you can't afford to buy a medium size worth N200 that would warrant you to check if ripe or not

i can't oo, abi u want me to lie ni

tonididdy:

but he got a trophy...And lukaju ? Was looking at you probably

congratulations

SmartyPants:


He did choose Man Utd. Man Utd chose Lukaku.

After he made a deal with Chelsea

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Choose manu and go trophy less?

as if he contributed anything to winning the trophy. Oh my bad, he warmed the bench

nonso88:
First, .,, . To, . Comment, ., . Dedicated, . To, . Buhari .

you are not even 2nd to comment

On top N50 water melon i wn buy from aboki, i go still de check for backyard and frontage? This thread is not for me.

I de go

Had he read what became of Torres, Remy, Costa, and many other chelsea strikers, he would have chosen Manchester United instead.

Now he's as useless as 'ueue' in 'Queue'

With the way people misplace money at airports these days, i might as well walk into one of the airports' toilets and find $5million waiting for me.


Wen no be sey pple de high go airport, wetin 2M de find go toilet

I'm starting to think these airports management make up these stories as marketing strategy that signifies their workers' integrity and management competence.

But, what do i know. 2M in toilet huh pfffff

statistical:


Thanks. Please how much did you think is their pay?

it's usually commission based, not salary

statistical:
Please be informed that you have been shortlisted for an interview for the post of Retail Sales Executive on Friday May 18, 2018. Kindly come along with your CV.The venue is 95 Broad Street, Opposite Fidelity Bank Marina (Ensure Insurance Plc). Time: 9:00 a:m. Thank you.

Marketing bruh

In my country,

It's the other way round

A senate of 109 members, or thereabout, acclaimed elites and political gurus, just made a breakthrough law on Businesses in 28yrs. I wouldn't say they deserve some accolades, but it's great to know they are still actively involved in the economic runnings.


PS: This won't stop Baba from relocating to Daura next year though.

MistadeRegal:


Mr Garba did not believe in superstition. He left work late in the night and had to walk home. On his way he met 3 demons which paralyzed him, killing him days after. It's not when you believe on them that makes them come. It's by experience you know much which isn't even a good way to learn.

Mr Garba actually believed in the powers of these demons

MistadeRegal:


Have you ever encountered a demon face to face?
Have you ever seen a shadowed image open the door, gets out and closed it back behind it?
I laugh at people who claim they don't believe in superstition, not because I felt like laughing but I'm mocking their kind of way of reasoning.

bro when you believe so much in things like dz, de occur to u, but wen u don't, u r free from it