₦airaland Forum

Can anyone just arrest sex and lock it away? That thing is a distraction in this country.


Sex for marks
Sex for target
Sex for job
Sex for promotion
Sex to belong
Sex to slay
Sex for money

If we are not careful, e fit reach
Sex for transport fare
Sex for food
Sex for vote
Even kidnappers go demand for sex as Ransom

selemempe:
See them...awon sophisticated morons

boda ode, u don't know why i posted that, what led to it and what my previous post was. I was simply having intellectual chats with people who have something upstairs, not just here to troll. So run along boy. Scoop scoop

CSTR1005:
No, Nysc is not a determinant.

Ngozi okonjo ieeala did not serve, but she didn't use a forged exemption certificate like a criminal.
Jonathan and obasanjo exercised their executive privileges and got her to work.

I am sure the president has the constitutional power to use executive privileges to override the NYSC requirements.
She didn't need to forge.

Forging is a criminal offense and deserve jail time . That is my point.
I can not trust a forger with my business, let alone the fate of millions.

The National Assembly have been using her to play ludo because she is a criminal.
That is dangerous.

you've got a valid point

CSTR1005:
And your minister of finance had to forge a government certificate?

You think that is who you should entrust your business to, let alone the country's finance?

Have you not heard that she has been dolling out billions to the National Assembly as bribe for their silence?

First of all, i didn't put her there, and i don't think i have the power to remove her. Secondly, i was never in support of the forgery. And thirdly, my point is NYSC certification is not a determinant to excellent performance.

selemempe:
u are actually in support of fogery...that u know about drugs dont mean its right to forge a medical certificate and start prescribing them

NYSC didn't teach her what she knows apparently, I guess she went to school for that. And nothing in the propaganda says anything about school certificate forgery. So what's the fuss about?

I'm not in support of the forgery anyways, but I'm sure she's intellectually inclined more than so many with original NYSC certificate. Who NYSC epp

If you like, appoint that Nairaland barbecue seller as your campaign manager, you are still going to Daura come 2019.

Victoria, you shall not die untimely! Your parents will not cry over your demise. You shall live to do great things in life with your oncoming siblings. So shall it be by the grace of God!

18 abi 81?

I blame Buhari for this. You've made everyone think Nigerians are gullible and will believe everything.

This must stop in 2019

I always knew Nigeria would carry the world cup. We couldn't proceed cus we got more pressing issues to attend to at home like Adeosun's forgery and the killer herdsmen. So we sent Croatia from our group to win the cup. Brethren, we could have used Argentina, but Maradona's fvckery against us denied them the ultimate opportunity. Now that Croatia has arrived at the final stage on behalf of Nigerian team, we hope they win and deliver the cup to Nigeria as initially agreed. Go croatia!!

doskie:
maths question. imagine you have already started solving it before realising its different. for example if a teacher is asked for the log of 22.3 to base 1.2, during a class where the topic is logarithm and he doesn't know anything about change of base formular, what will he do after writing the question on the black board, and then suddenly realising its a different kind of question

Run outta the class

doskie:
maths question. imagine you have already started solving it before realising its different. for example if a teacher is asked for the log of 22.3 to base 1.2, during a class where the topic is logarithm and he doesn't know anything about change of base formular, what will he do after writing the question on the black board, and then suddenly realising its a different kind of question

Run outta the class

TIMKIZZ:
i will give the question back as assignment nd i will go home nd do my findings period

back to sender?

I'd simply tell such student that I'll provide the answer to the question before leaving the class. Then keep them busy with some kind of class work or group discussion, while i use my phone or textbook to search for the answer 'codedly'. Once i got the answer, I'd give it

nwanneni:
The wife is ugly o

whr your wife

Headline: Basketmouth marries his ancestor


If you know, you know

A woman abi women

Ladies and gentlemen, gossip de for town, selense oo

Moses is back already? Wow so quick!

He chose Africa cus he knows we are gullible.

Snake in the monkey shadow

See as them ugly

Koolking:
What's the fuse about nothing? Children will always put their curiosity to test.

As kids we used to make guns from available items - wood, paper, malleable metals, etc.

If this was done by kid other than north, would you make same noise? We just like to make Himalaya out of molehills

God bless you my brother. Exactly my thought. As a yoruba boi, i played with different kind of toy guns. That's part of growing up. Buh nairaland is now a playground for tribalism and nothing is being done abt it

newjosboy:
Don't tell.me you can't afford to buy a medium size worth N200 that would warrant you to check if ripe or not

i can't oo, abi u want me to lie ni

tonididdy:
but he got a trophy...And lukaju ? Was looking at you probably

congratulations

SmartyPants:
He did choose Man Utd. Man Utd chose Lukaku.

After he made a deal with Chelsea

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Choose manu and go trophy less?

as if he contributed anything to winning the trophy. Oh my bad, he warmed the bench

nonso88:
First, .,, . To, . Comment, ., . Dedicated, . To, . Buhari .

you are not even 2nd to comment

On top N50 water melon i wn buy from aboki, i go still de check for backyard and frontage? This thread is not for me.

I de go

Had he read what became of Torres, Remy, Costa, and many other chelsea strikers, he would have chosen Manchester United instead.

Now he's as useless as 'ueue' in 'Queue'

With the way people misplace money at airports these days, i might as well walk into one of the airports' toilets and find $5million waiting for me.


Wen no be sey pple de high go airport, wetin 2M de find go toilet

I'm starting to think these airports management make up these stories as marketing strategy that signifies their workers' integrity and management competence.

But, what do i know. 2M in toilet huh pfffff

statistical:
Thanks. Please how much did you think is their pay?

it's usually commission based, not salary

statistical:
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