₦airaland Forum

Millz404:
This has to stop.... let me go and see eze umon

wait for me pls

cecymiammy:
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you are on point jare

People wey de have s*x live on TV, Wetin con be showing ordinary pant beside that one?



The show has successfully stupefied many young Nigerians and if you advise them to stop, they will come after you like chronic APC supporters come after wailers.


Stupid show of distraction

Millz404:
Faded faded faded, my niqqa I'm fadede faded faded

what's this one saying? Fadede ko, Faleke ni

Even before they finally sat for the exams, this particular message had been repeatedly sent to her mail;


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noreply@jamb.gov.ng
to me
11 minutes agoDetails
The following payment request with details below was received from you.
Reference ID: 20181742629215
Service: Result Slip Printing
Transaction Amount: N1,000.00
Transaction Status: Pending
Name: Abimbola Iyanuoluwa




Best Regards.
JAMB Team
Note: This is an automatically generated email, please do not reply.



The message shows a pending payment for result slip printing. The message is now sent almost everyday to her email. Pls Nlanders, could this be the reason why her result is not released yet? Or the message is just part of the many errors made my JAMB this year.

Pls let's know if you also receive the same.


PS: perhaps, it could be that the transaction was not successfully completed during the registration. If that's the case, can we still make the payment?


Lalasticlala pls help push

jboy73:
U can't go to church dressed like a mad man.
Not even God but the pastor will chase u away or even stone u f Bible.
Only Muslim go to place of worship with one cloth for a year.

oponu. Question dem ask, u no see answer, na anod thing u de talk

congorasta:
keep your oneness to your self

k

How I wish Nigerians could be one! How I wish I could travel down to east without the fear of been kidnapped! How I wish I could go all the way up to the north without the anxiety of been slaughtered like a goat. Even in the west I reside, I still have the fear of been used for ritual. Unfortunately, Nigeria doesn't seem like a country which could accommodate unity. We all have our roles to play as Nigerians. Let the Northerners peacefully explore the beauty of the East and the Westerns embraced in the North. Discrimination won't lead us anywhere, but to destruction of lives and property.

Naija is beautiful and we are beautiful people.

I'm a yoruba boy and I love you all no matter where you come from

God punish poverty. E get where you go get money reach, police go de guard Ur pool



I must be rich. Legally, I must.

Funmicoconuts:
Oh Angel... Finally u are out. What a relieve but it's sad you had to take Ahneeka along Anyway we have had enough of the awkward dance steps already.

bbn addict spotted

You are definitely one of those guys who sniff their boxers to confirm if it's dirty.

4yrs on NL, and dis is my first ftc. Hmmm so painful it has 2 be on bbnaija thread.


I dedicate dis 2 all arsenal and chelsea fans.. How market?

heendrix:
destroy or throw the dang phone away like ERockson said I really hate people who lack manners

I would just text her with the sim in the phone "I wanted returning the phone but becos ur rude bye to your phone forever" coz at that level of rudeness if you wana return how are you sure you'd be safe that if you give her and she shout thief on ur head or even involve dangerous guys or police"

Op use ur head o you dont have two

word!!!

powerkey:
Guy, shut her up and ask her to listen to you...then tell her your intentions...

She should let you speak

it's like she's using duracell battery, she just won't shut up. And me no b persn wey fit shout for persn, I just quiet

joeaz58:
some people are naturally crazy...bro just throw the phone inside your WC and flush...

Lol make me and my WC de chat??

AnodaIT:
She is not ready to get back her phone and appreciate you.
Insist that you speak to a man and make sure she is made to apologize before you make any effort to locate them and give back the phone

If not, and you are not ready to keep the phone, just throw it away into the lagoon

I don't even think that one is married. Cus she sounded immature

heendrix:
destroy or throw the dang phone away

Ahh I can't ooo lol. I don't think that's appropriate

I don't know if this is the right section, but I still have to post it anyway.

I found a tecno Camon CM at the back seat of a taxi on my way from my PPA yesterday. Initially, I wanted to inform the driver, but I knew he would want to collect it and probably won't give the owner, or perhaps, make it not easy for the owner to get it back. So I took it upon myself to return the phone to the rightful owner. I alighted with the phone, luckily I was the only one at the back seat when I saw the phone. Unfortunately, the phone was locked with some pattern, so I couldn't access the phone to call the last dialled number on the log.
Also the battery was getting low (around 3% or so) so I had to deprive my sweet BlackBerry Q5 it's right to electricity, just to charge the tecno should the owner finally decided to call. At around 6pm in the evening there was this incessant flashing by a particular number and anytime I tried to answer the call, it cuts. That went on for like 45mins and I was already contemplating whether or not I should put the phone off. Then a number called few minutes after 7, I had to wait for a while to confirm if it was actually a call or the usual tantrum thrown by the previous caller. I picked at the second call, it was a lady and this was our conversation (as I could remember)

Me: hello

Lady: thief! If you don't return the phone, ******curse******. I will go to any length to get that phone. You dnt knw me, and you don't know who you're dealing with. I will show you. Just return the phone

Me: Madam, calm down, I just...

Lady: you think you are smart, you can't sell it cus I will find it. I'm warning you now, just kindly return it else I will arrest u by all means. *cuts the call*

I was amused by her level of stupidity I would say. The number wouldn't even go through if I wanted to make the phone mine. I was vexed actually, so I annoyingly put off the phone.
This morning she called again after I put it on, and she said she thought I wanted to prove stubborn when I switched off the phone. During this morning's conversation, I asked if she's married so I could speak with her husband, but she flared up again so I switched off the phone.

I don't have any intention of keeping the phone whatsoever, but I'm just surprised that a normal human could behave like that.

Anyway if you were in my shoes, would you still return the phone?


Lalasticlala
Mynd44

The only thing on an average Nigerian guy's mind now is 'hustle'. Some would go extra mile to make it. Maybe your brother had listened to the wrong advice and followed suit, hence, he went to Lagos to hustle. I just hope he hasn't engaged in something illegal that could take him out of reach for a very long time.

Arsenal 3-1

Nigerian kids are good for memes

All A.PC members are mAd from Buhari to the least


Bonus: All P.DP members are mAd from Jonathan to the least


Modified: All A.PGA members are mAd from Obiano to the least



Final Modification: All members of any political party in this country are mAd

Anyways the pairing hasn't changed for real men. It's still

Barcelona vs Chelsea
PSG vs Real madrid

Any other pairing no concern me

And any mod wey wn ban me..i don gooooo

Congrats Mayor


Our hustle must pay this year too

Ok

Una no de see good things?? Your shallow thoughts prolly contribute to the evil things happening in the society 2day cus that's all you wish for. Scare people with predictions and make them pay all their hard earned money in pursuit of fake redemption. Africans are just too credulous.

tempest69:
God is 100% Love and not the same God the Christians call upon to kill or burn there enemies nor the one the Muslims kill for..

God has no religion but UNIVERSAL..

ANY SHORT IS MANMADE

God bless you. My point exactly. I'm not an atheist, cus I biliv there's God. But God didn't create any religion. Religions are MANMADE. Live, love, do good, nd die eventually, dats all

Ofcus sis, even my grandma

Tiwa savage ft wizkid & cristiano- Malo rmx

Charles4075:
You nor see as her chest flat like ply wood. That's why body dey pepper her.

Lolzzzzzzz, na jealousy Wan kill her.

buhhaahaha