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Happy belated birthday to you.Mine is just few days 23rd

Sometimes condition put you into things especially when you are a student at a university.You are broke and need to feel your tummy just go to the nearest buka and get the best and exotic nigerian dishes at affordable price.YOU FEEL GREAT

I'd wish i become a multi millionaire before the age 20

This one hell of a long story .Sure Segun is going back to Tayo while Frances is going to be caught and Carol a two timed loser

Since when has French been a mode of communication in Nairaland forum?

WesleyanA,you mean you don't do any of those then BRAVO
Great liar

Mamba,the puzzles says they got five $i coin which is $5.There is no missins $ then if there is it should be with you

Because of the standard of education. A person who made 1st class in a course could not defend himself. Simply corruption in education. Everybody is aware of that throughout the world. 'Nigeria na wa'!

Yeah I got it.THEY ALL PAID $30 AND GOT $5 BACK COS THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO PAY $25.Just becase the attendant was faithful decided to tip him $2
      meaning     $30-$25=$5-$2(tip)=$3    they shared the $3 left $1 each.No $ was left and there was no missing $.They were friends. Am I right? tell me now

This is not "inside out".Romance-money=no way

The missing $1 should be with you

Which is your favourite e-mail

The best mail is always hard to delete from the inbox and you try as much as possible to send to as many people as you could so that you could read over and over again.Which is your favourite mail.This is mine

Couldn't stop laughing and thought of how so applicable it is to you

WHAT MAKES U A "BLACK PERSON " or your name must be Coral

1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can
reuse the wrapping.

2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or aunt.

3. More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in
your home are illegal copies

4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you
never throw anything away, just in case you need it
someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby
walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48)

5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle
from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart,African pride....)

6. You have almost always carry overweight baggage
when travelling by plane.

7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a
product, then each member of the family will join separate queues
to purchase the maximum quantity possible. (sugar,soap,rice,
cooking fat etc etc during old good days)


8. All children have annoying nicknames.

9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are
coming over for a visit. ( uncle, wife, sis-in-law,
two nephews and a neighbour) have camped at home

10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks
at restaurants. and Tesco M&S receipts (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt
shakers!)

11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her
sister and does not talk to her for 10 years.



12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate
at night (especially beepers).

13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at
the airport or see you off even if it is a local
flight or you are only going away for three days.

14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide
because the first month is free. (I know some people O!.....)

15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to
your home.(Yes,staple machine, office pins, punch
machine,cellotapes, post-its,sugar, coffee etc.)

16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes
and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.

17. You have knickers that are 10 years old and refuse to throw away,
even if your daughter and family is begging for you to throw them away .
(Applicable to Coral only)

18. You know all the Tube stations in London, and you havent been there yet.

19. You call London Jandon or Jand.

20. When you don't know the source of your friend's wealth, you say he must be shady.

21. You eat Eba in the morning, but when you meet your boyfriend and he asks you
what you will like for breakfast, you say you will like to have
bacon, sausages, ham rolls with toast bread.

Men often find it difficult to say sorry because of the man ego.Never believe they could make mistakes.Well for me it's always easy for me to say sorry so far iwas the one at fault even to a stranger.Sorry it's a word from the heart

Oh my God, I don't know what to say.

uuuuum saint razor,don't tell me you can't help a person who's in condition Ka mentioned just because you don't wanna go to tell i swear if you do that you gonna be the first on hell list.Love your neighbour as yourself and do unto others as you want them to do to you.Well a word is enough for the wise.I support the WHITE LIES

LONG LIVE IT

Test your knowledge on rape and sexual assault. For now it's my favourite. I tried to read it over and over again. Seun must have gotten it from somewhere.

I love his songs and not him.You girls should stop noise about seeing him.If there is any artiste i want to see it's Dr Dre ;i love the guy

This man should hold unto God.There can be miracles or better still go for adoption.Im not nice enough to donate my womb.IS THERE ANY GOOD SAMARITAN OUT THERE WHO CAN DO THAT? pLS, HELP HIM

Our boys did real well.Wewon the match but didnot get the cup.
Up flying eagles!

Laide, don't you think it really affected you one way or the other? I mean psychological trauma and stuff.

FUN.Don't care who's on line i get fun

Don't you know answer to simple question?

I know Laide o simply because she's my name sake

I would never forgive such. It's psychological and can even leads to many things and anytime I remember I'll put curse on him and his entire family.

Allah is the arabic name for God just like Chineke in igbo.It isn't worth conflict

Even though we were colonised by the British ;our culture and languages should not be in shambles.Imagine a full bread nigerian unable to speak his or her local dialect or language. It's always a sadenned story in our homes, children are never allowed to speak the indegenous language as it incure punishment on them.

Even youths of today, they prefer communicating in English to the older ones even they know they don't understand it. I find it difficult to read Yoruba novels as fast as I could read English novels and understand Yoruba news and sometimes prefer conversation in English as I could not understand most of the words.

Don't you think this is posing danger on our culture? No wonder level of morals has been reduced drastically. What do you think are the causes and consequences of this?

Seun:
Can you tell us true life stories about how some people got involved in drugs and, hopefully, how some of them have been able to kick the habit?

Knowledge, they say, is power.  Some of us may know next to nothing about this topic, so please enlighten us!

You get involve in drugs directly or indirectly.You are involved directly when you are affected by peer pressure which teenagers are vulnerable to due to lack of self confidence.I strongly believe it's habit that is difficult to stop.It is either you stay away from drug or go near and get destroyed

buddy:
I hear that it's a western invention!

and is it really true that there is no cure for it? How did Magic Johnson get cured?

How come the spread is so bad in Africa?

Too many questions my brother that make it look like its some kind of plan against africa.

Sure Buddy is right.I heard it's a cultured virus

I was on google search for gulder ultimate searcher and this just came up.Im an adventure person and so i decided to browse through and i found it educative especially when you have to say your mind about an issue.It really interesting to be here

The boy of course!  He had no self control.  If he accidentally barge in on her sister or probably her female cousin who has nothing on in the bathroom, perhaps he would do the same.  Her exposing her sensitive part does not call for rape.  He could be a sexmaniac [editor: huh?]