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Viccur:
Practicalise

Very common word, even lecturers and Profs say it.

Just dey play.

11k old layers compared to the price tag of 6k last year..

Na fagba be this..

The grownish girl..

Alakoriomo:
OMG 😦 That guy should be punished for taking advantage of these women who just want to stay fit. His gym should be closed Omg and he should be made ti pay 50M naira each to these women. Once they give birth he should assume responsibilities as a provider. His passport should be seized to prevent him from escaping to other African countries like Nigeria so he won’t come here to come and corrupt our women.

Women are precious, pristine, without sin, and should never be taken advantage of. As men, our duty is to protect our women , even if that requires giving up our lives.

No wonder your name be alakori..

jbreezy:
Haha..nahh, I've not even kissed her before. I like her, just sensitive to people always saying 30+ men going for youngies are paedophiles

Lmao.. btw she don reach age of consent and again you no fit marry your age mate.. you better wise up carry the babe jeje make am your wife..

Flakky26:
These days because of the economic factors, JAPA syndrome and many other factors. Physically meeting with parents has become challenging. pls lets know when you saw your parents last and if its been long , what are your reasons?

Some do give their parents benefiting burial spending millions but they were no where to be found when their presence is needed most?

Won't our parents cherish the Physical Presence more than the millions spent for the burial?

My dad four days ago my mom like 2 weeks ago.

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Back in 2016 I was in the habit of sneaking out with mums car. I always go out with mum's car without her permission 🤣🤣 she wouldn't let me anyway so what's the point of asking ?

At the start, whenever I wanted to go out with the car, once I start the car she'll hear the ignition sound and tell me to come out and drop her keys.
I had alot of thinking, "there has to be a way I can go out with this car!". "this car can't just be looking at me oo, wetin go sup like this?"

So I figured a way of opening the car and putting it on drive without starting it. I'll push the car beyond Mum's window side where she can't hear the ignition sound.
Shebi na if she hear the car sound she go shout. OK now


Sometimes it might be an hour after I had left she'll know the car is no longer in the compound. She'll call my phone and shout that I should turn back wherever I am and return her car.

Me too I'll vex and tell her I am already turning back and not going with her car again.
Of course I'll never turn back

I'll go for hours visiting several places with her car.
My phone will be filled with all sort of missed calls

Sometimes I'll drive and won't even buy petrol... At least I know, the gauge where I should not exceed. Well on some days I want to be generous, I'll buy 700 fuel. 700 fuel don too much sef, I fit buy 400
I know when I'm back home I'll face all sorts of shouts and complaints. Atleast I drove the car to my satisfaction

Na my friend moms car we dey use that time 😂😂 if she no dey around we go carry am drive around town.

Corrections:
So na only cylinder you Dey check abi……..anybody can check cylinder whether it is Clean or dirty………….Dey play.

I mean say i dey light am to check any burner related problem baba.

castins:
I currently work with a multinational company here in Nigeria, I have a son and my wife to take care of.

My wife is a registered nurse.

I want her to travel abroad for further studies, I have some savings already. And I eat. #1.5 m+ monthly.

Please can you suggest best countries she can go for studies and also with prospects of getting permanent residency soonest.

It'll end in tears bro don't take the risk oo..

Corrections:
Do you put naked fire 🔥 in your shop before saying this?


Just try and be burning candles inside your shop each time you refill gas cylinders of your customers …….ok?………….I just want check something.

Mugu i don put on gas in my shop while checking customers cylinder and nothing happened..

NoFoodToCook:
Last Thursday would've been a day I would've become homeless and brought back to POINT ZERO (even clothes I won't have again to wear) even when i'm still trying to build myself.

I live in a face-me-I-Trouble you compound and what usually happens in such compound is not strange to many.

Where my two neighbors cook, it's just a place near the entrance of their room door as there's no private kitchen and their cylinders are not far from each other.

On the said day, while one neighbor had already put on her cylinder, burning actively and cooking, the other came back from refilling her own cylinder.

In the process of the second fixing the burner on her cylinder, the regulator cut and the gas she just refilled was released uncontrollably.

Of course there's a serious panic and they started shouting and running away, including my very self. I was only on boxer in my room when it happened and that was how I ran out with only my phone I was holding at hand.

Due to the panic nobody even thought of putting off the cylinder that was burning. We all ran out and left the area like that.

Guess what?

Even when the released gas covered the entire building, it didn't cash fire from the one that was burning.

Please, who can explain how that was possible?

It was after we didn't hear noise from the cylinder that someone checked back and the other was still burning even when everywhere was smelling gas.

I strongly believed it was God that showed Himself. Otherwise, there would've been an explosion and the entire building would've been on fire.

I returned all the praise to God for the wonder miracle that is beyond what mouth can say.

Oga no be miracle be this.. i be gas seller. Na because say the gas dey outdoor and probably e don mix with air.. and besides the gas no fit pass 1kg to 2 kg inside..

ObaKlaz:
Werey girl.

Boy actually

ObaKlaz:
Werey girl.

Boy initially

RSAV:
Experienced parents please comment.
My 3 year old daughter, she would be 4 years old in Feb, is sharp and very bright.
It only happened occasionally that she would pee on herself. Usually when engrossed in cartoon.

However, it the last 4 weeks, it has become an everyday occurrence.
She would even poo on herself!

I've talked to her, yet no serious change.
I just had a baby boy few weeks ago. Could this be responsible for the change in my daughter? If yes, how best can it be handled? It's already affecting her in school.

.she's throwing tantrum.. that's how i behaved also when my mom gave birth to my immediate junior brother but i was one then.

[quote author=fergie001 post=132756613][/quote]Let him wait for the revive flight.. i hope his dog tag has been picked.

bobby007:
I hate dogs, I am always happy to see calabar man eat them

I detest dog also.. a cat will never do this.

Cheap

Sonofgod1990:
Swear say the fwesh laps no make you cum with ya Vaseline
Me I don cum since

Disgusting..

JASONjnr:
This is how to protect your currency and not the nonsense that Nigeria is doing......

If he's not stopped on time.. inflation will hit America really bad.. imagine a random person winning 1 million dollars untill the election day (12 million dollars) they'll purchase anything they want and may even wants to pay more money for offered service.. and from there inflation will strike.. wihile the dollar will keep loosing it's value.

officialwdhtv:
Pretty Oyibo (White) lady speaks Yoruba while eating a Nigerian meal (Swallow & Okro soup) ❤✅

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asUjSXlEHe4

The woman na Nigerian she even get tribal mark..

Person wey get sense and eyes go know say na a be the mother.

mofedamijo:
That was a penalty on Sancho.

The ref ignored that.. it was as clumsy as what Colwell did but the ref refused to look the VAR

princepee:
where is that?
I stay in ikoyi.

There is one 2b here also at Olaore Agbado.

princepee:
For my area here in Lagos, that head is 2k at 2b lounge....

The full fish is 8k,
But 2b catfish is the best,
Can't wait for tomorrow to come

A plate of catfish and 2 bottles of 1759, makes the weekend complete.

Tinubu government or not flexing on Sunday is a most

Werey so na for powerline Olaore you base for

Badoo my role model.. very decent Guy not like your foolish wizkid and lousy davido.

When dem no leave space for freedom of speech nko.

ValCon888:
Dem go try to kill this guy for real for real. He has to be very careful now going forward.

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Been worried about him since yesterday.. he's risking his life.. although he's doing good but he's kind of rude.

Love800:
Do you still write books?
You write dem for money or what actually?

I write books for future purpose they're like investments.. I'm currently an entrepreneur and artisan.. and that's what feeds me.

LOSKYXANDER:
So I invested some time to learn film generation using artificial intelligence tools. I just created my first film inspired by the events surrounding the 2023 Niger Republic Coup.
Everything you see in the film was AI generated, including the soundtracks. I hope to keep improving though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oisNmwobYa4?si=25rQsTLfS3grSO7q

.this is topnotch

Newlymarried:
See graphic photos below…

God knows me.. if anyone should try this with my baby blood go flow.