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Blossommind:
I want to share what could have landed me in death or in a disfigured state but God said NO, having seen that I only came to hustle for my daily bread. There are cases of this type that people don't live to testify. I shall not die before my time.

Note: please I dont know how to write without errors and as I am in an unstable state now. So apology to English teachers and students in advance if you see errors. I'm a product of evening school.

First of all, I am a hustler and I have this strong desire to become a better person in life despite my background. 30+, father of two who still went back to school to study for a degree for the sake of the future, which is also putting additional pressure on me.

I do house painting and farming. So I got this small painting work that could have help me earn some money which I really needed it, thus, I grabbed it with joy. A one story building. It is one side of the house, given to me by the main contractor. Everything was going fine until at some point when i shifted the ladder to another position, put a stopper at the base so that the ladder won't slip. Everything looked good just like l have been doing all the while before I climbed it. While still climbing far up with a bucket of paint and long roller on my left hand, suddenly, the ladder slipped backwardly and with speed like siooooooooooood....... (like in a second or two) till it crashed landed. You know that kind sioooood sound. Meanwhile, I can't explain when the paint left my hand back to the ground and when I also left the ladder without even knowing, on free fall until I crash landed too. There was nothing to hold or anyway to help myself to land well. Chai, may we not die while looking for our daily bread. That was how I landed on my back roughly and hit the head on the wall. Chai, come and see me in this condition, no how you won't pity me. I didn't even know what to do immediately on crashing on the ground, to cry hungry me but I no fit cry at the same time.

Worse thing is that this kind of fall does not give any room to defend yourself. You just fall helplessly like a bag of fufu and land anyhow. Poor me! This hapoened after 10am today.

As it were, that was the end of the work and am back in the house now licking my wounds. Since the job is at personal-risk, whatever you see, you take. Nobody to complain to for sympathy.

Meanwhile, my second child is less than a month old. Praise be to God for not letting this moment of joy turn to tears, assuming injuries required medical emergency or even death.

To be a man is not a day job. It takes a lot to build to become a man especially, financially.

Right here at home, back/body pain, swollen head with serious headache (as I hit on the wall), dislocated joints (right wrist) and sharp pain around the left part of the waist, all going on around me.

"Brother Bernard" happened to me.

Fall of shame.

Ti e ba ee

blacksam01:
..for me, it two times and it is a combination of economic reason and not wanting to get fat...

lets know how mny times ypu eat in a day and why....

3 times a day and I'm still not fat.

Obavoh:
I had the opportunity to spend the weekend in a rich man’s house and it was a terrible experience for me.

I was given a small room in the boys quarters and was shocked to find out I will have to spend the night with 3 other grown men. The only bed available in the room was a student’s mattress. I had to sleep on the veranda.

The food they served me was very small. I found out they only cooked 2 times a day, breakfast and dinner.

All i see about this post is self love, contentment and Happiness. 🥰💪🏾

KiNg0G:
Will you blame me? Just this year alone I have slept with 28 girls all prostitute and I did it raw with some of them.

It started last 2week lymph node appeared at the back of my head. While streaming on TikTok they say it's the early signs of HIV. Since Thursday I have been feeling fiverish.. with muscle pain it keeps recurring. I got discharged on Saturday but ran back to the hospital this early morning because I couldn't sleep at night. The doctor was forced to do a general test on me, at first I wanted to insist because I know my yansh will open because have already concluded I'm HIV positive with all this symptoms but I had no choice.. I'm still here in the hospital fixed on drip and the test results just came in to my surprise the nurse said my sugar level is good and I'm HIV negative

This is the same status I have been avoiding
to check because I have made up my mind I'm infected.
I have been thinking how to go for HIV program and the antiviral drug

Dirty shameless boy.

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Labragadaya:
I bought a 2002 Toyota Camry as my first car in October and for the first 2-3 months the car performed pretty well.

However lately, from January it has been one problem to the other.

From overheating to coil problem to spark plug problem and others.

The recent issue with the car is that the car doesn’t hold slow anymore.

That is the car goes off at slow speeds. I’ve changed coil, changed spark plug, ringed engine twice all to no avail.

This has caused a huge hole in my pocket as I’ve even had to borrow to pay for some of these repairs.

Just yesterday in a bid to resolve this issue, I took the car to another mechanic and he told me my engine block had washed and that even if he grinded the valve the holding slow issue won’t stop. I inquired about the cost of replacing the block and purchase alone was close to a 100 thousand. I’m just tired and frustrated, I need advise, do I sell the car or do I repair this?

Is this mechanic trying to extort me. Experience car users please advise

Sell your car. I've always seen private vehicles as a bad investment, only commercial vehicles are good investment. I don't fancy car.

Hamachi:
So with your current account balance, where can you travel to with it?

Lekki.

SultanOfAbia:
Mehhhnn I hate dogs since i was a kid

I prefer cat
Cats are mysterious and curios creatures

Holdddd up..... Wtf
Is thst Nigga WEARING A DOG CHAIN

I love cat Nd i fucking hate dog.

Enemyofpeace:
Between your mom and dad, who gave you the
real beating of your life?

My mum.

Lawalemi:
Samsung. I stay far from them since they asked for 90k to fix my S7 screen

You're a liar, i fix my s7 screen at 35k only few days after lock down.

GOD

Acekidc4:
Obi wey e use all him Life Support no follow them Come. Ndi Woke Bastards....... Useless Saboteur Omo ale jati jati.

This is a Man that will bring Killers as friends to his Ancestral homes all in the Name of being Woke.

I just put clown sticker for em Twitter birthday post the guy is a bias woke mf.

Lmao..

No.. the demand for paper recharge card is very low. It's been 2 years i loaded paper recharge card. I buy airtime from my bank directly.

Naijalarry:

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The fool Obi should have used the flight money he used in traveling around seeking relevance in the uk and other countries build several Anambra muddy road. Hypocritical clown🤡

JamOSneh:
All of Dem dey cap na because of show off most of Dem dey use am 3 camera gang, u won dey tell me say Samsung Galaxy S series or note series dey hang or pixel abi flashing Xiaomi phone dey hang u na just dey cap anyhow for here, nobody as giving us geniu reason for switching to iPhone

Don't mind dem werey, I've been an avid Samsung user close to 9 years.. all the phone wey i don use up till this present S10 has always been a smooth flow.. Nothing like hanging Aje.

Dey play

aAK1:
Na to get cover for plates remain

You'll get stopped by police immediately. It's just like driving without physical license plate.

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Na their life make dem dey sew am.

clearcrystal:
You will repeat this in July.

Shameless men of God everywhere...
They claim to hear from God but God has left them long time ago
The spirit of God has left their unclean body
They are beclouded by their shallow reasoning
No spiritual eyes to see what God has for Nigeria
They forgot that God's way is never our way
God hates it when the so called men of God idolizes Peter Obi
Seeing him as the messiah
The Pharisees in the Bible thought Jesus the messiah will come from the royal family
Alas the messiah came from where no one expected and was born in a manger.
Up till today, they are still waiting for the messiah.

O ye christians
It's time to wake up and rebuke fake Prophets and Pastors parading themselves as men of God.

A fraud calling himself man of God.

UselessBuharist:
One of my parents sold my first house at roofing level, I got wind of it from a friend, I asked and I was further lied to. As if that was not enough dem pressure me to bring money for roofing for house wey dem don sell oo.

I made up my mind that i won’t send #1 for the purpose of that house again and they won’t know anything I do going forward.

2 yrs later I asked my sister to buy another land and start a project, I told her I’ll lodge you in a hotel near the project so that she can finish the project before going back home, I even beg her husband we agree oo she do am to roofing level her husband asked her to come back home. Na so them leave the house, 3 weeks later her husband tell me say dem see one very good land suitable for hostel make I come buy, rush rush I pay oo, they said I should just start the building project immediately, I ask my in-law can you handle it he said yes, na so I begin pump money oo, I give my in-law the job, he gave his friend the job and his friend gave a contractor. Dem chop me nor he small but I didn’t complain because the money dey then and I thought they were using the best materials only to come naija meet 21 cracks for house wey dem complete less than 2 months before I come naija. Before I come I don buy car for my brother in law, when I got to the house I was so disappointed right there I told my sister I will never talk to her again. I went and completed the one she was building before by myself. Long story short I sold the hostel last December the same day I bought another house with money I got from selling the hostel. The hostel was just there, nobody goes there to check, even the agent I gave to help me manage it dey do me anyhow.

Because I nor get anyone else to trust I went to my parents to help me build my living house… this one na another long story.

Me, my sister and her husband are cool now, she is even going to check the house I bought in December on Saturday. She has the documents to all my properties since wife never join but I tell her say if you hear say I close my eyes forever make sure everything goes to my son.

I be senior brother, I carry everything wey happen as part of life, I love my family

You're a good man.

This oloriburuku just dey chase clout.

Ablakq

Caaz:
Ayawa naim be the witch name.

Exactly..

Caaz:
Ayawa the sugar girl


Modified....sugar girl, thanks to the person below me

Na ralia the sugar girl..

Baldness and fatigue

Give400:
I dunno which section to post this type of a thing but I think I just escaped a very dangerous thing happening to this morning .

So I used concentrated sniper in my room yesterday and for the first I woke up to something crawling on my neck. I flung it away only to check and found this strange creature crawling on my bed. I killed it immediately right there and it spilled out some dark substance in its belly on my bed. Very dark that I will have to wash bedsheet.

Worst part is I don't even know its name but I believe it must belong to a specie of spiders. I have never seen it before.

So guys does anyone know what this creature is. And how posinous is it?. Lemme know what I just escaped. What if it but me? Omo


Mods kindly push to the front page for more input. Cos this is my first time seeing this one.

It's called caphonstiator...

I've been discussing about starting a part-time class with one tutorial master.. i personally asked him about the price for the form some 2 weeks ago and he said 25k.
This week i sent him the money and ask him to proceed with the registration, during the registration process he then suddenly said he has been registering on Lasu's site then i corrected him that it's Unilag i wanted then boom he said 30k something you called for me 25k this week when i wanted to make payment. I think he's been dishonest. I've done my research and i found out it'll cost 17k to get the form and register online at unilag. I'm not happy with him, he wants to rip me off.