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How Come Oau isn't on that list...

Prescott001:
OAU PD LAW-71.5

Where did u c diz cut off?

Jesus 480 Accounting Students..!

comicchild:
like criously... wat block

Block A to b Precise

comicchild:
plz my hostel is serifat aregbesola hostel, edunabon...... what should I knw abt d place

am there too ..I was scared at first oo...But I heard d hostel tushh gann

CallmeKola:
Same thing happened to me. Just call the school line and explain everything to them. Although, you have to be very persistent with the calls o.

Ook so Avv u been given an hostel now..!?

Help I Paid now but I can't Find my hostel there ooo
......Wahh should I doo

Idrismusty97:
Channel TV don't have political affiliation...Oh you already added it . One of the best in Nigeria!

Did i just see Nairaland on the list of "No political affiliation"?

And please remove TVC as an affiliate of APC or any other party. They too are neutral! You are spoiling their reputation.

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Apc is owned by Tinubu

I Hope U all Know That You Have To Prepare Well 4 Jamb and Post Utme....Oau no b beans ooo.....
#Peace

U Guyz Should Plz Add me To That Whasapp Group...!

Atlast They aff released it....Even Tho d Date is Avin Some Ish

So what do we need For d Registration..?

Dammytrager Thank uu....Now I have hope oo...

Can I be Denied Admission if I am below 16

Chai .......Make demm release am nw.....I Think I Will Aff to Do Federal University Predegree ...D form will close on Friday ...I can't wait and grow beards ahome....

Sir Pls Does It Mean That We Can Be Admitted Without Getting Up To The Cut off Mark?
......And When will D Result Be Out ooo......Thank As U reply....
I Applied 4 Egm

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EGM nko
.....They were like how many

[color=#990000][/color]Aff Not Seen Any EGM Here......Any ExEgmite should Pls tell Me The hardest Subject in The Combo

tswagg007:
Plz o,is d predegree form still on sale?

It will close tomorrow

I made front page today ......Good days Ahead

10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In
The University, by LMAyedun.
1.The Sadist- Most students are
scared of him. He comes to class,
threatens everyone, you rarely see
him smile, always serious with a
straight face. He never gives an 'A'
and when result comes out, his
courses are always mass failure. He
is usually the most hated lecturer.
2.The comedian- He is more or less
a stand-up comedian. Always lively,
students look forward to his laugher-
filled lectures but once taken for
granted, he can be shocking. He is
usually stingy with marks/grades.
3.The Student lecturers- Also known
as Assistant lecturers. They usually
start as errand boys to some top
lecturers in the department, they
mark exam scripts, invigilate during
tests & exams and later graduate to
helping the lecturers with some of
their lectures. They are usually
hyperactive, aggressive and proud
which usually results into a clash
with the students.
4.The Crazy Lecturer- He rarely
smiles, does things in an unusual
manner including ways of speaking
(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick
Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense
(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo
Oritsejafor). He is always REAL and
serious, doesn't care what his
students feels or think about him,
highly unpredictable and lectures for
3/4hrs until the students complains.
5.The Fatherly Lecturer- He is always
matured, homely, approachable, and
friendly. He takes his time
toextensively teachhis students in
such a way that once you fail his
course, you know that you truly
deserve to fail. He is students'
favourite.
6.The Lazy Lecturer- He comes to
class twice in a semester(One, for
course introduction & later, for
revision, a week to Exams). He
doesn't lecture nor teach, he only
comes to read out loud while the
students listen. He doesn't care if
you understand or not, and 15 or
20mins, he is done for the day's
lecture.
7.The 'Runs' lecturer- He comes to
class, gives shabby lectures and drop
his mobile digits or his errand boy's
digits(The coded students knows
what to do). #5k for 'C', # 8k for 'B'
and #10k for 'A' depending on the
importance or Unit of the course.
8.The Departmental dog- Woman
wrapper. He takes advantage of any
vulnerable female student, it doesn't
matter how young she is, the sex
addict just want to get laid at the
slightest opportunity. Hide your babe,
sister, daughter from him.
9.The story teller- 90% of his lecture
is the story about his days in the
University and how serious/dedicated
they were those days + how he still
consult his 1973 lecture notebook.
He talks about how bad the Gov't and
the school management is, especially
if he is an ardent ASUU member. He
usually receive at least 10 phone
calls within a lecture.
10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy
G.O)- This type of lecturer comes to
class to chip in the Gospel within his
lecture, inviting the entire class to his
church & mid week programmes. He
is always gentle & Godly.
10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam)-
He comes to class and usually
separates the female students from
the male students before his lecture
begins. He looks gentle and you
don't need to be told before you
know he is a muslim. Take him for
granted and you will pay dearly for it.
You are free to add yours

khadysaggs:
To be honest you guys are not cristns your Just doing your own thing,check the history of prophet abraham that was asked by God to give his only child as scrfce then wen he ws about doing that God send an angel with a ram,so do u mean u don't belv in that history,you guys need help

..That was in d old testament man

Omo I deyy go cinemas I wan go watch October 1 .......Make una come iiiooo

This tinubu ehhn.....The guy name devil oooo.......!!GEJ till 2019