Pastor said Turn to ur left nd say to ur neighbour,"it shall be permanent in ur life".Johnny turned to his left nd saw a cripple.Apparently confused,he stared at the cripple for some minutes nd said "dnt mind the pastor".the cripple replied,Na God save u,I for take slap kill u!

A husband working abroad wrote to his
wife,
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month the global
market crises has affected
, me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are mysweetheart.
Your loving husband.

His wife replied, Sweetheart Dearest,Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses,
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or3 kisses instead of the rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I'm hoping it sustains us for the-rest-of- month,

vive l'OM!!

it's like 600 to 900euros per month (nt sure)

Hello,

in Options - Screen/Keyboard -

there is an option of Short menu or Full Menu,

what is this function for ? I have used both and can't see any difference anywhere,

HELLO!
please who play Sims 3 here?

Dear Owner,
I'm so lucky I'm your blackberry!
You hold me with both your hands, being as gentle as gentle could be;
You ensure that I am always with you;
If I fall you are afraid of my injury;
I always have your undivided attention, you get upset if others disturb our time together;
U can't seem to forget me in a taxi, u could even get mobbed because of me, but u won't let me go without a gud fight, unlike my old friends nokia and LG, u practically would just hand dem ova.
When u eat, I'm beside u, when u shit, I'm with u
when u sleep my head is by ur pillow
when I scream u rush and pick me like an eggO
When I feel low, you make every effort to recharge my battery
When I am hungry, you fill me with airtime
You buy me All sorts of clothes to cover my precious skin
And if I make u feel like a cowboy u strap me to ur waist or jeans whereva u go like "mtn"
Every month you ensure that you set aside the money, to buy me bundles (of love);
You upgraded me from a "sumfin" to a curve,to bold;to torch and to ð big bros bold
You rush home from work and spend quality time with me; not really bothered to make a conversation with those whom you brought into your home;
You can sit up with me for hours and smile at me, yet I have no humanly emotions;
I watch your wife/hubby or ur bf/gf who envies our time together.
But dearie,
I appeal to you.
Your life is wasted because of me. Take some time, leave me aside and Sort out issues that are important to you because I may love you as much as you do me but I'm just a blackberry, nothing more!.
Your Blackberry.

Grand pa said to his grand son, see your teacher is coming,go and hide because u missed school today, grand son replied; i took an excuse that u are dead so u go and hide!

An igbo man fell into a well nd started screaming 4 help.his wife rushed off 2 buy a rope 2 save him,wen she got baq,she threw 1 end of d rope down into d well nd d igbo man examine d rope nd sed how much did u buy diz rope? D wife sed 2000. still inside d well he shouted,what! ao c u buy dz rope 4 2000, Return it nw nd go 2 mama chibuzor,she sells 4 100. Hurry up plz b4 i die,

1 fish + 1 fish+ 1 fish= 3 fishes

Hi i have i Blackberry 8520 and i have that messenger on my phone but when i add a contact it just shows pending and the peeson i add see no request, is there anything that i need to do in order for it work? please and is there any solution?

HELLO,
ANY COOL SITE TO WATCH NIGERIAN TV CHANNEL ON LINE?

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
Dip Son: ?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he
covers his private parts with a newspaper.The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird." The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?" The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the
beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a
while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest and smashed its 2 eggs [color=#006600][/color]