Jankoller: Part 1.
Stole money from my step-mothers' purse to implicate my half-brothers.
Thrown a big stone into our pot of stew, my dad was served the stone(see fight that day).
One day, i deflated my daddy's tire because he refused to give me ten naira.
I once injected a very hot iron into our neighboor's goat. The goat died that day.
All this happened while i was in primary school.
Part 2.
Whenever i was asked by my mother to hawk fish against my wish, i'll sell part of it,dash my friend the rest and spend the money on renting of keke baba idowu.
Stole my daddy's twenty thousand naira and dash our neighboor the stolen money. I was beaten and our neighboor was taken to police station.
I mixed grinded pepper in my sister's powder because she reported me to my dad. The list is endless. I'm now a bettter person.

ur name should be changed to ESUBIYI (meaning the devil gave birth to this)

Caracta: Dettol has lost its value...no longer as it was few years back. All they sell now is the brand name. I almost lost my left foot to Dettol. It's very unsafe! If you dash me sef, i go throw way am.

Dettol has not lost its value atall, maybe u are using fake Dettol cos its cheaper, buy the original Dettol that has a Nafdac number at retail outlets like Game, Shoprite, Park n shop or stores suppplied directly by RB sales rep and you will get value for your money. Thank u

I think donating food to ur mum is just a temporary measure, getting u a job is long term. If u are willing to work send me an email on olamideayodeji@gmail.com.
It would be an advantage if u can drive. Best of luck.

Firstly let me correct one belief most people have dat u also mentioned in ur story. God does not keep a particular lady for a particular guy. The book of proverb says 'He who finds a wife find a good thing and obtain favor from the lord' u have to find ur wife urself u only pray to God dat the holy spirit should guide u. U hv 2 women in ur life its up to u to determine which one u will be happy with for d rest of ur life. I understand dat kind of "choking" u r talking about I do feel it too even nw with my wife but I always remind myself hw much I luv her and hw much she means to me. Like I said its up to u. U can't marry a girl cos u owe her and u can't also marry a girl cos she is funny n lively. What u consider is her character, is she God fearing and most importantly are u in love.

The traffic on Lagos - Ibadan express way is horrendous. There is a standstill from 7up to God knows where. So if u r going to Ibadan find anoda route.

I used dat notebook. I remember 2 other ones called ONWARD and DRUM.
Check this out.

Imagine this & answer please:
You called your gf TO TELL her that you wanna break up... She starts begging u on phone & u tell her to come over to a bar or restaurant for u both to discuss. On getting to d restaurant, u BOUGHT a bottle of drink for yourself & BOUGHT her a drink aswel. D discussion continues & u told her again that u just want a break no matter what & that u are tired of d relationship. When she hears u saying this again, she started crying & begging u that u should let d relationship continue no matter what but u disagreed & shouted no. After some minutes u opened your drink & she opened hers too & not long again d girl who has been crying since u told her that u wanna break up turn out to be laughing & very amused & u started wondering what came over her since she has been crying & pleading. Being so surprised at her laughter & happiness, u asked her why she was laughing & she told u that d drink she opened & which u bought for her has jus
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won her N20m.

IF U WERE TO BE HER GUY WHO HAS BEEN TELLING HER THAT YOU WANT TO BREAK UP, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AT THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT?AND IF U ARE D GIRL WETIN U GO DO??

I dey wait for your answer o! Just 4 fun!

What is lustfull bout satisfying ones partner in marriage all I want to know is what d Bible or Quaran says bout oral s3x within marriage.

As true christians and muslims is it right for couples to practice MouthAction (married couples) especially if dats the only way the wife can reach orgasm?

Hw old r u? U sound like a 15yr old. U beta go n take ur book and start reading for ur WAEC cos u r too immature to be thinking bout girls.

I quite agree with most of d things u said but am confused bout smtn why are the prophets in the bible not rich men like pastors of nowadays. Both in d old and new testament. Abraham, david, solomon etc were not prophets they were just good men who believed in God. Elijah, elisha, john the baptist, paul, peter and d rest were Prophets, preacher of the word and there was no record of any of dem having numerous sheep, cattles or camels even Jesus christ was not a rich man. Why didn't they amass wealth unlike pastors of now dat cruise about in private jets. Jesus christ preached smewhere and fed 6000 men with bread n fish, hw many pastors have single handedly provide for the less priviledge in their church they rather preach dat u sow b4 u can reap. I believe this is not right smetn is wrong somewhere.

Got this from a blog. D lady in question needs ur advice.

I'm a 25 year old lady. I met my
fiance (31 yrs) in July last year and
we are set to marry by January. We
got talking and he told me the last
time he had sex was June with his
ex in her fiance's house.
The girl had her wedding in
December. She was heavily
pregnant and by march she gave
birth to a baby boy. My fiance told
me all this and being the curious
person that I am, I had to search for
her on Facebook and I added her.
I'm always checking out her
pictures and all just out of curiosity.
She puts up a picture of that baby
monthly which shows his growth but
I had to check out the pix today and
I immediately saw my fiance's
carbon copy. The baby looks so
much like him.
My bf has a particular shape of head
and this baby has it too. His mouth,
nose, all the facial features are the
same with my bf. And putting two and
two together there's every evidence
that this baby is my fiance's.
Right now I'm confused. I feel hurt, my
conscience won't let me be. I feel the
urge to let the lady know that I know.
And I also pity her hubby, taking care
of a child that is not his. The baby
doesn't even look a bit like him. Once
you see my bf and the baby, you will
think he vomited him.
I'm just too confused right now, I don't
know what to do. I love this guy very
much and I want to marry him but my
heart is really shattered by all what I
saw. I'm sure this girl too knows that
dis baby is my fiance's. Whats the
solution now??

Use mortein lemon and mortien LED the LED will repel mosquito in ur room.

My dear sister, marriage based on deception is null and void so u have every right to pack ur load and move out this very moment. Don't even bother to stand with him in prayer cos he should hv told u to dat with him b4 u guys got married. Dats not hw faith work. But if u decide to stay by him atleast maybe till he gets medical help, u knw u can't have sex outside, dats fornication. Think bout it very well and discuss this with your parent. I pray God will give u d wisdom to handle d situation.

God!!!! I remember those good old days. Cartoons like superted, danger mouse, voltron etc and tv programs like tales by moonlight, cadbury breakfast telly, willy willy, wild rose. Meen I miss those times do u remember this drink 3 top? And there is this yoruba program on nta ibadan called "en ba laya" and feyikogbon.
Wish I could turn back d hand of time

Very nice one. I could use a few.

In a Chemistry class: Teacher says: name one type of gas u know.
John:- Oxygen gas
Chris:- Nitrogen gas
Peter:- Hydrogen gas
Akpos:- Tear gas! Teacher (angry): Akpos, u have one more chance or u'll be punished. Akpos (thinks hard....):- Fabregas!!