@rosaire

i don't seem to agree with you that dutch is easier to learn than french. i studied both at the university and i personally think french is easier. i do agree however that it is a matter of interest.

@topic

you can actually pick anyone cos i know none is easier than the other. for Dutch, you may wish to visit Goethe institut V/I lagos and for french, you can follow rosaires advice cos they are the best when it comes to teaching french.

all the best

@ topic

i wonder o! may they are waiting to fry the big fish last

@ linkafor and mayonikks
Thanks for the tips and no shaking. we'll be prepared for whatever they throw our way abi?

@ linkafor
i look forward to joining you on the team.

more tips are welcome by the way

my people, the application form we were asked to pick up looks like another test on its own. i asked the lady who gave the form to me and she said after submission, we will be scheduled for interviews and there are about three stages. imagine that!!!

really good

Hey Garces, thank God for you o! do you think the next stage will be the interviews? i hope so o

I'm afraid for the three guards. they could be dead by now

Why not? It's just proof that she's exposed and has an experience in both worlds. And i'll re-emphasize the 'EX'. The fact that she was doesn't mean she still is. it just simply means she knows when she's done something wrong and can make a correction or change!

i got a mail from them today saying i passed. if you are expecting to hear from them, go check your box and i wish you all the best!

i just joined not too long ago and i'm really addicted. i definately am not looking forward to getting bored soon. nairaland keeps me going! kudos to Seun

@bunmshade

Sorry to hear about the mail. Not to worry, something better will come up ok.

i just checked my box and found nothing. i didn't go back to the venue but i heard the results were not posted. for those who are yet to hear from them, keep your fingers tightly crossed and all the best!!!

Has anybody received feedback from KPMG after the 14/07/07 test?

Will this ever stop?

i just received this now.

Attention,

I am contacting you as a matter of urgency about a huge transfer of fifteen million pounds. I have only written to seek for your indulgence and assistance. You will be providing a designated bank account of your choice.
My name is Frank Smith. Director of integrated finance of a bank here. Thus, for your indulgence and assistance (morally and financially), i propose a 45% share of the total amount to you after the transfer has been successfully effected.
Kindly, state your interest by replying the mail and i shall furnish you with details and procedures preceding the transfer. I will appreciate that your phone number is also sent as you write to me in compliance to my offer and henceforth, make sure your email is checked more often for updates.

Sincerely yours,
Frank Smith.

Hey, these are some of mine

Good Day
Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise since we have not meet. Permit me however, I am Mr.John Hill,(AN AFRICAN),I am the personal account officer to Late Dr Surge S. Clinsman,here in the United kingdom,I contacted you to kindly assist me in the proposition below, which will be of mutual benefit to both of us.
Dr Surge S. Clinsman died in July 19, 2003 on autor crash with his family.He has a fixed deposited with a well known financial institution here in UK and since his death,nobody has come for to claim this money.He has no any family members who are aware of the existing funds apart from me as his personal account officer.
The fund was deposited in the financial institution vault because it was ment for reinvestment into his business here in UK before his untimely death.The total amount he deposited in the vault is £22,000,000.00 (Twenty Two Million British Pounds).Being the account officer,the company have ask me to trace the family relatives of the deceased so that the funds will be released to them. I made several efforts through the US High Commission to contact any of the deceased family or relatives, but all my efforts,proved abortive.
This is why I have decided to contact you as a Foreigner to front you as the next of kin by assisting in repatriating this money so that it will not be confiscated and fortified for nothing by the government rather we can use it to assist the less privilages in our society .
The company has issued me a notice to provide the Next of Kin within the next 21 official working days or the fund will be confiscated.I cannot claim this Money due to the transperent nature of my job and I need a foriegner since the deceased is a foriegner too who will keep the deal confidential.This business is simple and 100% risk-free because am going to provid any legal documents or evident that will enhance smooth and successfull transfer of the fund to any of your designated account.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangements.Thank's and remain blessed,while I wait for your urgent response for us to move forward and finalize this God Sent opportunity in a timely manner.
Best regards,
Mr.John Hill.


GOOD DAY/
My Name is MR JAMES BRIGGS , I am about to retire from my job as Auditor With Shell Development Oil Company In Nigeria before the the end of the year 2008.
I write to inform you of my intention to invest in a Hotel or any other business in your country .

and to request to you to assists me in carrying out the feasibility studies on location, type and estimation on how much it will cost to establish a three star hotel, either by outright purchase, or already existing but dilapidated one and renovate or setting up a new one entirely.

If you sincerely carry out this survey, and give me a feedback as early as possible, I will give you the power of attorney to build & manage the hotel on my behalf, Pending my retirement next year.
I have (US$12,000,000.00) that I deposited this in a Finance company outside the country for this project,

AND 30% WILL BE FOR YOU WHILE 70% WILL BE FOR ME WHICH YOU WILL TO START THE HOTLE PROJECT ON MY BEHALF.

I am presently down with sickness as a result of my old age but I have been assured by my doctor that I will be fine and back to work soon. Please do let me know if you are capable of handling all these. I will be expecting your reply as soon as possible.
EMAIL: jamesbriggs_vent01@yahoo.it
EMAIL:jamesbriggs_vent@yahoo.com.sg
Thanks
MR JAMES BRIGGS

The problem may be in the way women choose their men. You ladies like "real" men and real men have issues. "Real" men have big egos and often feel the need to defend their "pride" using violence.

i beg to disagree Seun. Everyone has issues and egos are very common with men whether they are considered 'real' or not. using violence to defend their pride may have nothing to do with how real they are. Or maybe i should ask waht you mean by 'real',
you'd actually be suprised at the way 'unreal' men react when their ego is bruised.

i simply walk away and then find someone or something to make me laugh. laughter is good for the soul you know

What has this dog been fed? i'd like to know

Absolutely. Everyone has a role to play in their own little way. It doesnt have to be in governance or political appointment.

i agree completely

@ Seun

if we have to wait a few more decades for them to die, then their children'll take over. would we the have to wait for them to die as well cos i can almost bet that the saying 'like father like son' will apply.

if OBJ spent that much on roads, there's really nothing to show for it and i'm afraid he's failed woefully in this area among others. we have no roads!!!

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