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Where do you eat it's canteen of restaurants .. I just wanna shear this life experience with you and if anyone has fall into such victim before let us know .
I woke up this new month with cash of 200# first thing my mind told me I can manage with this amount for feeding is ( garri and beans) so I walked towards a restaurant I bought beans 150# and garri 50# so that it can last me till evening before eating again..
Oh' my GOD, this the worse part ..the beans was tick that spoon difficulty stir it .. wow' ;Dmuch enjoyment.. I eat it all with happiness not knowing something bad has happened.. am just pugging and visiting the toilet since three hours now in countless time .. now I just realized the beans I eat has been cooked since last month November.. ha! I don die finish.
Please save a soul here o.. dey really wanna kill me ..
Please stop eating beans in a canteen in the morning if not you will eat last week or last month beans .. the beans can be cooked on Saturday and sold to you on Sunday.. OMG
It's MAKAYOKO �

It's a painful story I just found today on FB. Neymar injury worsting now bigger like the way badagry wizards do to people's leg . who ain't offend or insult them.
Fear badagrians .. wón ti tàlófa
It's when my parents brought me to badagry year 2003 I heir of this wicked charm ..ÓFA !!
RUN O!!!

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Richy4:
As long as you were not leaving with any one else in the house, just decongest the clutter, u will find your spoons

lol' same thing has happened my spoons get lost

Ajay7411:
Don't ever mention me again

MR' stay safety

Revolution2022:
Na God say make you no buy anything despite spending #1600 for transport.Those alaba traders for scam you collect all your money or sell bad goods give you.

lol. I'm well trained how to deal with alaba traders

richeeyo:
I think say naa only me
My grandfather do say friendly ghost do come home on certain Wednesdays to eat and they take something with them happily, he always kept food over night then and pour it to the animals the next day.
If you observe well enough
Plastic spoons never misses only the silver

oh' maybe I will go get plastic spoons now

For the pass two months now haven't step my foot or visit alaba market,even though I heard a news going on last month that there was a crisis between marketers and agberos.
but today something important took me there I needed to by some clothes and white canvas so I take a bus from cibiri straight to alaba market 150# when I got reach the driver drop all of us I was looking for alaba market while in alaba already lol I was stranded I stop a maruwa I entered telling him going to alaba market, the man laughed he told me that am there already.
I could not identify it from the old look and those sellers by the raod Side that do cost traffic are no where to be found , vehicles are moving faster that before .. wow' that's nice
Do you know what? The good changes affected me today I couldn't found what am there to buy ..I come back home badagry empty handed after have wasted 1600# for transport miserable right now

Thortp:
Still happening oo

I remembered then in my childhood, mum will bought four dozen of spoons which equal to 48 pieces, within two months we wouldn't be able to find them all completely is as if ghost is living with us in the house that is stealing our spoons away it's ridiculous
It's on till I grown-up I got my apartment two years back, wish I buy this and that to make the kitchen look decent.. eg: gas cylinder,pot,plates, kettle, folk,spoons and e.c.t
The spoons I bought is about two dozen equal to 24 piece.
Just last month I discovered that same thing happened while living with my parents years back still repeat itself.. I couldn't found my spoons completely.. I got just 15 spoons out of 24 where is the remaining 9 spoons OMG
I was like how come spoon get lost in the house

I remembered then in my childhood, mum will bought four dozen of spoons which equal to 48 pieces, within two months we wouldn't be able to find them all completely is as if ghost is living with us in the house that is stealing our spoons away it's ridiculous
It's on till I grown-up I got my apartment two years back, wish I buy this and that to make the kitchen look decent.. eg: gas cylinder,pot,plates, kettle, folk,spoons and e.c.t
The spoons I bought is about two dozen equal to 24 piece.
Just last month I discovered that same thing happened while living with my parents years back still repeat itself.. I couldn't found my spoons completely.. I got just 15 spoons out of 24 where is the remaining 9 spoons OMG
I was like how come spoon get lost in the house

Ajay7411:
I create content and it sucks that thieves like you exist.

I gained joy for exposing you, a petty thief who isn't ashamed of himself.

OMG,is it because of this shit you created make you calling me thief ?
MR' do you know with this you sounds like useless bust condom product of a pig

merieam16:
Sure u can, but don't make too real like its urs

so you found it written there it's mine

merieam16:
Wat he gained for real. You should be the one to gain something like spelling ur indomie correctly and to stop lying MR copy and paste

. So someone can not find something funny somewhere and say let me bring it to here to show friends?

Ajay7411:
You forgot to add "Copied"

. Cool MR' so after all now tell me what you've gain

Oloki:
This remibds me of my late mum. When she came to Lagos and I was cooking spaghettis for her. When she finally went back home, she would tell my elder sister to send her that thing that look like 'worm' I usually cooked for her.
And my sis will be like, what that thing?

And here I am looking confused.

It was later I discovered it was spaghetti.

I couldn't stop laughing.

May God continue to rest her soul.

AMEN

The last food I rejected was Indomie.

Wait first, don't conclude yet.

Ordinarily, I don't reject food. How come I rejected indomie?

This happened many years back. Close to two decades ago. I was still in primary school then, along with most of my siblings.

We had returned from school that fateful sunny day when one of our neighbors called us.

Late Mrs. Mary

We went and answered.

After greeting her, she asked us to wait for her whilst she moved inside her kitchen.

She soon returned with a plate of food whose content we never knew.

We said “thank you” joyfully and left.

That meant we now had two lunches to enjoy that day.

What a feeling!

We went on and kept the plate on the floor of our parlor, held our spoons as we waited for the elder to uncover the plate, and its content made visible.

To our greatest surprise, it was neither rice, beans nor yam.

It was a long twist of earthworms. A combo of maggots inclusive. It was an eyesore.

I mean, how can normal human beings eat such rubbish? How can you even hand such food to people you love?

We were disappointed and angry.

What we did with it?

We poured the unconventional food away and ate our usual eba.

When we told people about it, they laughed so hard at us for our unwise action.

They told us it was indomie and not either maggot or earthworm.

It was our first time seeing such food.

The day we finally tasted it, we couldn't stop disturbing our parents to get us indomie every day.

We've come a long way.

Do have a lovely weekend ahead

pquaver:
I helped u interpret what he said a du r talking of tears.. Oga on Tinubu mandate I stand

okay' TINUBU you stand no worry nah agberos go con dey cult ticket for you inside your house

dayssolalee:
you can check now. shoplife.smenmusic.com.ng

. Mr' what's the meaning of the stupid site you ask me to visit .. smenmusic.com . I enter the site it's full of IndecentStar video ..

pquaver:
He said u r talking nonsense.. That is what it means.. Just talking rubbish.. I have translated it for u..

you both should save your tears for another day

Olaolar:
TINUBU have dropped different format by saying when he won the election his gonna bring one dollar to five niara ..not talk of 500 naira .. now the highest format on ground is that changing the look of our currency. Why is it now , when the election is about to lol..
I knew it's format from TINUBU to buhari
Okay we're waiting..
If its ATIKULATED or TINUBUTING or OBEDIENT.. GOD will help us through

I blame that sick old Baba Pampers for foisting this disaster on us. &he still has the effrontery to be shouting emilokan for our votes instead of first apologising to Nigerians for the 8years of untold hardship & suffering the regime has brought upon Nigerians.

Okoroawusa:
Anakogheri

. OKORO. express your grammar in English language let know where you're heading to

TINUBU have dropped different format by saying when he won the election his gonna bring one dollar to five niara ..not talk of 500 naira .. now the highest format on ground is that changing the look of our currency. Why is it now , when the election is about to lol..
I knew it's format from TINUBU to buhari
Okay we're waiting..
If its ATIKULATED or TINUBUTING or OBEDIENT.. GOD will help us through

Forget electric shock,
Nothing shocks more than touching ur pocket and not feeling ur phone.
I bought phone that has not use up to three weeks and was stole in a commercial bus.. immediately we tried call the number it was switched off .. OMG .. boys are not smiling

Knowles12:
Because you are using Tecno or Infinix phone
Just get yourself Mi note 10 lite. Even iPhone 14 pro can't stand near my phone

hmm'. Mr' mi note 10 lite . Is too much .stop comparing lion and police dog

greentext:
I want to buy an ipad with a budget of. 200k
What is the best ipad choice for that price?

I have one for sale Samsung sm-t231 going for 50 thousand, , location Lagos state

obembet:
I don't think anybody in this great forum press phone than I do which I believe it as become something else. I can't stay 5 minutes without. Touching my phone.

I have my phone with me at all times and check it hundreds of times a day. From WhatsApp Message to Nairalander to Twitter and so on.

Please my great Nairalanders, help me, how can I reduce this attitude, it becoming something else.

dash me the device so that you can have rest of mind

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lemme pay 334 thousand nah that 85 thousands is too small

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