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tomtech12:
I chose to study microbiology for Direct Entry... u guys are discouraging me... what should I do now.... na WA ooo.. God pls favour me...

afezy110:
tecno w3

murphyrichy:
Half bread always better than none. wow, the first time am making FTC on Front page. I dedicate it to my first love. my one 'n' only Mum. May God continue to protect her.

danypst:
he will be saying in his mind, ' i have bought the girl's mind'. While the girl will be saying in her mind, 'oh my ex, had it been u are here we wud hav flex this car together...

danypst:
he will be saying in his mind, ' i have bought the girl's mind'. While the girl will be saying in her mind, 'oh my ex, had it been u are here we wud hav flex this car together...

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and don't derail threads by posting off topic.
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/
provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland
members OR THEIR TRIBES.
3. Don't threaten, support or DEFEND violent
acts against any person, tribe, race, animals,
or group (e.g. rape).
4. Discussions of the art of love-making
should be restricted to the hidden sexuality
section.
5. Don't post pornographic or disgusting
pictures or videos on any section of
Nairaland.
6. Don't post adverts or affiliate links outside
the areas where adverts are explicitly allowed.
7. Don't say, do, or THREATEN to do anything
that's detrimental to the security, success, or
reputation of Nairaland.
8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.
9. Don't use Nairaland for illegal acts, e.g
scams, plagiarism, hacking, gay meetings,
incitement, promoting secession.
10. Don't violate the privacy of any people e.g.
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Ellidude:
Fill me in on the right context bro.

Ellidude:
"If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Can you read this? Only some people can. I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomenal (wrong subtitution of 'e' with 'a') power of the human mind, according to a research (double "ch" in the post) at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letters be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? yeah and I always thought spelling was important! If you can read this share it."


I stand to be corrected though.

ireneony:
God please save our us, our family and loved ones from accident and death.

As we see the beginning of this year, we shall see the end of it.

Seeeeeeee:
After more than 3 years on nairaland i made FTC.... I DEDICATE THIS TO ALL NIGER DELTANS, OUR STRUGGLE FOR TOTAL RESOURCE CONTROL CAN ONLY BE DELAYED NOT DENIED. TO OUR NEIGHBOUR'S THE SOUTH EAST WE LOVE U . THANK YOU!

DonMaxxy:
Guy chilax...that thing na empty stabilizer...una no see say screw no dey the stabilizer body

DonMaxxy:
Guy chilax...that thing na empty stabilizer...una no see say screw no dey the stabilizer body

deandavid:
That thing dey pain die, Back then the Barber will come to our house with his bicycle, he will carry one big sack bag with plenty tools like brick layer, then bring out the silver clipper. Omo men, Barbing be like injection o.

Thryphosa:
This clipper used to be very painful, it holds hair and the sound could be irritating. The barber was not nice at all, baba would slap my head whenever I shook it due to pain from the clipper. Meanwhile, I'm still single.

Akdegreat:
Stupid things remain stupid things whether performed by Africans or Europeans or whoever. So if you see one stupid act, don't be biased because it's done by your kin.
Finally, I don't see the whites the same mediocre way you see them. I am proud of who I am.

Next time you quote me, don't try to insult me if I did not insult you