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Buhari bad Buhari bad, Npower was planned, commenced and participants got paid, Buhari Bad Buhari Bad, 5000 stipend to the most vulnerable has been rolled out..

[quote author=HRDANE post=52535885]Direction Please!
How can one locate Olu Koleosho Street Off Medical Road Ikeja from Mile 2[/quote

From mile 2 enter oshodi,from oshodi, u can go tru two ways;
No1; enter Ikeja at ewenla bus top, from der, medical road is a trelkable distance.
Or

From oshodi, enter airport road, alight at NACHO from der l u enter Ikeja...d bus will stop u beside medical road..( buses going to Ikeja are coloured blue.

*in Fela's Voice * what is united about united nation...

kassy777:
Which Buhari? Does Buhari know left from his right? Ok, ask Buhari what is today, going by week day? Just ask him what is the time now. Dullard

Am not talking to u..if u have noting reasonable to contribute u could as well as kept mute..asking me to ask the time from PMB is noting but purielty!!! .how sensible dos dat even sounds to u the author of such statement!!! Mtcheeewww

tunjijones:
Did you hear what the op say? No insults. That's his own view it might be contrary to urs. DAT doesn't mean u shd insult him. Can u grow up pls?

What do u expect from d society when someone wakes up this morning and tells the whole community that today is January 31st 2017, and he tried to make dem believe him..

My Short trip to France.
My short trip to France

It was a frosty morning in Lagos, and I was alarmed by the “what a wonderful world” Kenny G ringtone of my phone, it was my oga, Dr cassidy of Vision Plus specialist eye clinic, one of if not the best eye clinic sited at the heart of Allen avenue, Ikeja. she informed me of a proposal we have to follow up at one of the leading health maintenance organization..Mike, pls draft the proposal and look into it, sign in my absentia.. Oh lord!!! I wasn’t expecting this as I was already warming up to get an update on the united state election, not even at a time meliene Trumph plagiarized Mitchell Obama’s 2008 speech..well, whatever is worth doing, is worth doing well, I setup for the expedition and by 11 am I was done.
The Lagos rain had on its timetable a double period of drizzling falls which you dare not enter except if u are contacted to pick up a cash of million naira cos even mad men and women have all taken to their respective shelters as dat was usually a period of consciousness for them
I managed to get to Joel oguniake where I waited patiently under a shade for a keke that will convey me to Ikeja Bus top, It was then I noticed a young multicolored faced man..his face reminded me of rainbow, with whitish lining around his orbicular oris(mouth), a colourless chinos trouser dat could strike a remembrance of the lining inside bournvita, balanced with one unfortunate and wrinkled bag agonizingly positioned on his back. He was looking morose, gloomy, choleric and mournful and the drizzling of the rain stated the obvious that all was not well with him..chai wen I saw him I nodded my head in solace and condolence for him.He must have felt the effect of the change mantra..wen all Dis was running tru my head, I noticed he was advancing closer to me, God what is Dis? I monologued within me, truly truly he was coming toward me, at dat point I handed everything to God cos rain wldnt make me bolt away.
On approaching me, he raised his hands in a way synonymous to wen u want to ans a question in class but u aren’t too sure if its right or wrong..he moved closer and then I heard “Bonjour Monsieur. Immediately I heard that, I knew there was going to be a dilemma, disagreement, quandary and woriment..
He continued his poem with ” sup con , salute Monsieur, excuzez moi, s’il vous plait jene comprends pal Anglia,moi oui aet la tour!!! chai I looked around me if am not in France, I knew his antics and where he is going to, I kept calm, at Dis point, I inserted my hand into my pocket and checked if my kini(p.enis) is still der..this is a very important strategy u must take wen talking to a stranger in Lagos, it is a cin qua non as people have found demselves penisless after ordinary describing location to someone.. I technically placed my hand on my kini so as to alert me if der ll be a sudden disappearance of it and also used that opportunity to cover it wit d blood of Jesus.. while all Dis was running tru my mind, a guy walked to us, he looked concerned and interested in the drama playing out. He advanced towards us and after listening to some jargons French, he smiled and sad; ohhh, I understand wat hs is saying, ohh, he needs our help, he came from ivory coast, Nigeria custom has just confiscated his goods worth of millions of naira, he dis, he dat..he said we should help him to recover his goods as he nodded his head in pity, after which we ll be qualified for a one million naira reward but we should help him with hundred thousands naira to get his ramshackle God forsaken goods. When they were done talking and waited patiently for my response. I made dem realize that we all by one way or the other, understands French.
I started by reciting all d French I learnt from nursery school to secondary school, I told him je parle no moneh( money) je siut un badde econome( bad economy), ecoute la buhari governmente spoile, saraki chope mone en suffer and Fayose stolen nigerie mone..As I was saying this, the double period time table of the rain was over and I saw a keke advancing towards us, d keke got to our point and said Ikeja Ikeja Ikeja, I beckoned my hand to signify my desire to join the keke, while doing Dis, I told d so called ivory coast man and his accomplice aurovour ( bye bye ) as I bolted into d moving keke and simultaneously giving dem the ‘ur fada gesture with my left hand..the keke guy asked me what happened and I explained to him, he laughed and said so Dis people Neva get another 419 style.. Den my hand was still technically placed on my kini so as to ascertain it hasn’t said aurovour to me too..till date, I still check my kini because in Lagos, one must be very careful most esp wen u visit France right inside Lagos..

Olasmith mike writes from Lagos
Western Nigeria.



https://olasmithmike./2016/07/21/my-short-trip-to-france/

No 1: two of una no get work to do

No 2; why u carry Fone go fetch water!!!

This Ambode guy is drunk with work, development and productivity..


From kolework!!! to omawork!!! to otiwork!!

Blackie46:
Ambode performed well below average. Though media hype has portrayed him as a performing governor. Taking a cursory look at Lagos, one can only link the governor to underperformance. For instance, since Ambode became governor, supply of water has become epileptic. Some areas in Lagos could only boast of 36hour water supply per week. Education under Ambode has experienced a free fall. You can imagine a condition where students of public schools in Lagos dont have teachers in major subjects like Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics for science students and Literature, CRK, History for art students. A ready example is Ajumoni secondary school in Iyana Isolo, Atunrase High school in Ishaga et cetera. Ambode has refused to conduct long overdue LG elections in Lagos bacause of fear of losing to the opposition. What about health? Lagos has lost it. Lagos is now dirtier courtesy Gov. Ambode.

Who helped u typed this cos am sure u have both Eyes and ears challenges.. Even non lagosians and PDP acknowledged the zealousness of Ambode's administration..

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Buhari towed the right path....No double standard in corruption related issues..I believe there are over a hundred more competent hands than Magu..

LekinsRibirth:
As the year rolls off I'm sure there may be some level of experience and lessons 2016 has imprinted on you.
What was your biggest regret(s) in 2016?

I learnt Neva to make people's wish come true at the detriment of my happiness... Most especially relatives...

BH actually tried to make some points in 6 and 8..

ogologoamu:
Shame on our government if an individual can do this.

Serious shame on d govt

psucc:
The scale they use must be faulty to arrive at a 92% increase.

For example, a 20 litre jar of palm oil was N6k in 2015 but rose to N16k presently.

A bag of rice was about 9k but now sold for 23k.

I think the used average products prices!
Most of the products experienced almost a 100% inflation
Dou some where even close to 400% inflation!!!

peacesamuel94:
How do you have an advanced study, hope it's done during your Bsc programme

No sir, the advanced study is usually after your basic Anatomy degree.
It is usually inform of a masters degree

peacesamuel94:
How much does an anatomist earn in federal hospitals

As an anatomist, until you v a speciality, ur basic knowledge might not be of importance in Govt clinic and every other clinic... You can be an andrologist, embryologist, Histopathologist if u have an advanced study on the aforementioned..But i do advice for young graduate of anatomy to have an advanced study in Medical Biotechnology.. There, u will have a first hand skill on the use of CT, MRI, ECG, EEG, and others.

Options for an anatomy graduate to build his/her career;

Advanced study in medical Biotechnology, Radiography, Ultrasound, Forensic Anatomy.

You can also go into clinical Logistics because you have an upper hand in creating a niche for yourself in these fields most especially if you know your onions well!
Lecturing in Medical schools, Nursing schools, School of health techs and sundry others isn't a bad option.

Honesty, its too early for this..Don't draw a time table for events that has its destiny on nature and science. Who told you the discovery is a "PLOW". Y cant u aslo tell us its a gangue mineral? Plus, u could as well give us the picture of the site so as to butress your point.
The Enugu coal mining was halted by the administration of Olusegun Obasnnjo in the 70s when he privatized the Nigeria Coal Corporation ( NCC) as a result of lost of British and Polish expatriate who had returned to their nation because of the civil war..Thereafter, crude oil was discovered in commercial quantity and the coal story became a tale in Nigeria.. Tribalism aside, until we have a science & technology inclined govt, even the sokoto discovery will be tales by the moonlight

Corrinthians:
A soldier conned me out of 17k couple of days ago. I'm still very much angry and can hardly say nice words about them right now. So in order not to look stupid, i'd simply say nothing.

He might be a fake soldier o

divinehand2003:
The the naija babe na classic chic. Front and back anatomy set wella.
Wishing them a great wedding and lovely marriage ahead.

The elevation on her thorax and the gluteus maximus muscle are classic!!!

Olodumaare....

Still available

Heph001:
hello, I'll love to know the career opportunities available for an anatomist...details plz

Its alrt ma...pls give me some moment

Nice thread..am an anatomist..

I got like 70 SMS...so so annoying... Even thinking of taking legal actions

Immediately I posted this, I got like additional 7 whinin 30secs...
Is that their method of saying merry Christmas

sashishalom:
Stil didnt see that call mikey

Lemme get across to u now

sashishalom:
Woooowwww... we meet again

Lol....yes miss..will give u a call later today

Am olasmith, needs matured female friends....
Call or whatssap; 08168529179..
BBM; 7BD83565

sashishalom:
Too bad most of us wont be able to make it...besides i trust una to post pictures and even threads would be created of what happened...

Would be here viewing them all..
Its a nice idea tho...


My own is there should be certain rules made oh...remember we are nairalanders...

Shallom Shalom..