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iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.

iLegendd:
Part 2

I bank with almost all the banks. I want to give 5k each (on the 2nd of December) to people that bank with Zenith Bank.

To qualify you must possess the below

1. NIN Slip or Drivers' License or International passport
2. You must be above 16
3. You must have a Zenith Mastercard that hasn't expired
4. You must be able to recieve OTP with your phone when doing a transaction with your card
5. You must not be a scammer
6. You must have an Android phone with a front camera
7. Your Nairaland moniker must not be a new one (it must be at least, 1 year old)
8. I may give you a video call
9. You must be on WhatsApp or Telegram

Late comers won't benefit from this.

I'll send you 55k this month to do something with it. All the profit will be mine this December, but in January (2nd week), I'll send you 60k to do the same transaction with 55k and the remaining 5k will be yours. Yes, 5k is too small for a big boy/girl like you, but Rome wasn't built in a day.

We'll be doing this every month — as long as you don't runaway with my money and you'll be making 5k or more.

Criminals and dishonest people should stay off. I'll do this for other banks in the future if this one is successful.

Note: I won't request you send the OTP or your ATM details to me — you'll use it to handle the transaction. I'll never ask you for such info. I just want to make sure the person I'm working with has everything in place before we start.

If you're qualified, type: I'm qualified.
And append it with your WhatsApp phone number so that you'll be added to batch B group.

Note: I want to work with only 20 people and God will punish any hungry scammer who joins. The other scammer is still rotting in a bottle.

RevenGeMission:

Olatehinse:
I've got analyzed games to play today.
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RevenGeMission:
check, iys there

RevenGeMission:
bro ,i appreciate your comment , i feel i cashed out that amount with 100 ngn stake , im not worried about bankruptcy , i know what to spend
i also hope **within what im willing to spend *** i can help others with staking power . so they can help other people too


like i said earlier , 72 tickets lost this month ** i was desperate for quick cash for an event that held yesterday** , it was never about being broke , im just tired of loosing

eduzz:
Betpawa jackpot


My highest hit so far na 10 hits

bakayokoko:
YES, I LOVE THE GAME. DON'T CASHOUT!

RB007:
Lever[color=#A912A5]age? [/color]

Domlayomi:
Omo c dt kind ojoro

Lhimeet:
I refuse to be tempted...Ayam not doing...Is it by force?

Calebsky:
What if someone is ready to help triple your investment before 25th December...Would you give it a go?

Purely punting activities...

That's 300% ROI.

Sincerely, you can make some money trading on sports outcome.

Stop being a recreational punter..Be a business punter...It's all about the money!

maynia:
Chroby Glasgow Abeg Oooo...