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Its the name for me Mr Boss

Na olof una don hawk b4? Small time now, buhari will b like I don hawk okirika b4. Nonsense

onyiloyi:
u Wey go skool, see English abeg "we was deceive"

Hahaha... I no see am sha
infact we was really deceived ooo

see d young man then ... if anybody tell him sey Je go become President then, am sure he fit doubt am...
Nobody knows tumoro.

lols see bet9ja again
am sure bet9ja go open room for betting on dat day whether he wil break it or not... Nawao

just cnt stop lafing wit different comments above...

lol...ppl can do amebo for Nigeria

woooo.. Mochedda o ti mo esi oro ju!

Lalastic làla!!!
Specially made for my best Nollywood Actor
Odunlade Adekola! For more cartoon piz
Follow on IG:@olatunde29iz
Mind you this is made with Android App AUTO DESK which can only b use by Artist cos you gonna sketch .

This habbit of some girls wearing, Ear rings, Nose ring, Plenty necklace, Belly button ring, Leg chain, Bangles....Is getting out of hand! imagine a girl fell down yesterday and sounded like Stainless Plate! Ladies why now?

bug with swag....

mtchewwwwweee!!! Hissing in ARABIC

omo! so u still dey ask me Temple Run! !!!!!!!

lol...marry bawo
shey u sabi my age wen dat omo stil dey exist? Me wey b sey i small gan and now i neva ripe ooooo!

chai! diaris God ooo

hmmm... na so person dey die jare..
dis cultist of a thing sef e no get reward, the only reward there is nothing bt death. atleast 90% of dem always die naani

'GOOOOAL!!! VICTOR MOSES...Good positioning, fine finish


match over!!!! up eagles! up Chelsea

Goal!!! Nigeria concedes a goal. What a sizzler from Nabil Bentaleb who fires a missle at Daniel Akpeyi who was off his line.
its now 2-1

Nabil Bentaleb gets the first caution of game after upending Victor Moses with the resulting freekick kicked over the crossbar. At the other end, Mahrez’ attempt was blocked by Leon Balogun . Elsewhere, Ogenyi Onazi has been stretchered out owing to injury. Lets hope he returns to action soon.

Good morning to everyone, especially Nigerian Americans. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, Eku election.
I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to.
In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from the abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too.
Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong.
Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase.
Do you eat moi moi? Learn it. In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you.
Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you.
Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job.
Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date.
When you bruise with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR PENIS IS STILL INTACT.
Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi".
Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report t after you have been deported.

awon omo wal asiri ....
End time don come

HABRUZZY:
Any applicant for FunAAB D.e must possess at least upper credit
Lower ain't accepted
1.must get the direct entry form from jamb
2.Fill online print the slip after reg and add your waec results with your ond results together and take it to nearest jamb office around the state you reside that of Lagos is in ijora ikoyi or so
You will see diff envelopes for diff school
You are to put it in the one for funaab
Then once FunAAB starts selling her pume you should get the form
And ensure you send your academic transcript from your school to Unaab
During my time we didn't take any exams
But last year they did
Then you should prep for the exam
Any other info is right on this website http://admission.Unaab.edu.ng

pls aw do we get d form ? is it by buying scratch card?

well my broda
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as far as am concern na Airtel sure pass
Bt dnt knw if d network is good in ur area
Airtel subscription dat am using is 1k for 4gb plus 2,500 airtime
1gb for 14days and 3gb for 30days
mind u, only on New sim

admission go con strict like hell
No connection No admission

sucking breast is a survival skill guy learnt @birth. but as to how and where gals learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffles me
Oya ladies con explain Yourself

Five-year-old Murtaza Ahmad sparked a social media storm after he was pictured wearing a blue and white striped plastic bag jersey with the name and number of football star Lionel Messi written on it. He was found and now he's wearing a real Messi Jersy.

where is verdy?

i tire o

Aptly captioned 'When your barber has a degree in customer
care'..lol

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